It's 1930s Russia and you have been detained by the Cheka on suspicion of talking shit about Stalin. How do you survive?

Art of the deal, my ass!

This life is so boring and dumb, sometimes really painful I don't want to do this anymore.. this is no life for dignified men

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I just go fucked by Ihor so hard, it was our best sex so far, i came so hard awwww. Good night!!!!!

I really don't want to go to work tomorrow.

have they been adding some new sypware to winshit? my computer's been getting slower for the past month or two since I downloaded the latest updates.

How do I socialize with someone who follows this shit? these are people my cousine follows

Slavic soul

american plane crashes... again.

What a beautiful plane, absolute masterpiece

What's your opinion on white women Bernd?

why is the UK so shitty you literally can't make this shit up

Why did they stop posting?

All that hub bub and he only manage to cut 1 billion dollars. The US budget is 6 trillion dollars. Note for the illiterate american there are 1,000 billions in 1 trillion. So that's 0.000016% improvement in "efficiency" "afuera" xD. It was just an excuse to put his jew hands into everything for Israel no doubt, I am guessing data for the NWO ZOG Stargate.

Whats on the table at your place? Here some Cannelloni filled with trash.

Your onions?

Europe has fallen

Gf is having the low episode bipolar disorder, sleeping all day, dogtor wanted to send her to the nuthouse but we refused because she's not depressed, just very tired Any tips to cheer her up?

i wanna Gatling gun these globalist feminist fucks

Kino

brutal

Big W for Milei

wat is this type of dismount called?

Saars it's time to redeem.

Is this true or false? If he ws so great. Why didn't his people allow him to get caught?

how will it end up? will we have vids of narco bosses getting droned like Soleimani? or vids of green berrets seal team six getting dismembered by cartelians?

Hunyuan Video Generation runs pretty good locally. I hope nobody abuses this uncensored model for bad stuff.

foid at work said that she still needs to get a present for my birthday ( its in a couple of months), which is very unusual because we dont do gifts. Only a few hours after she said that, I thought about telling her to not get me a present.

imagine eating this good

>Akhmat Tower (Russian: Ахмáт Тáуэр) is a supertall skyscraper under construction in Grozny, Chechen Republic of Russia. Upon its completion it would become the tallest building in Chechnya. The building is planned to be 435 m (1,427 ft) tall, with 100 floors. The design of the building is heavily influenced by Vainakh tower architecture, modeled after the military towers. Does such a building make Grozny look weak or powerful?

sic transit gloria mundi.

Now that im over 30, all the bitch girls that didn't want to even talk to me are suddenly interested. They are stuck in their teenage years, not even 20% of them are married. They all single and desperate. Fuck them hoes.

Now that the dust has settled, was this really such a bad idea?

The German government sent Lenin back to Russia which caused the Bolshevik Revolution which caused the USSR which caused worldwide Bolshevik propaganda which caused modern wokism Discuss

Why don't wecterners eat buckwheat? It's healthy, nutritious af and tasty. Literally food of the gods. Do Europeans prefer bugs?

Why are there so many leftist shills making snide little critiques of Trump on this board? You pathetic faggots don’t realize Trump is the only person clearing corruption out of our politics. Leftists should be banned on sight.

Imagine if every time a German posted people would start calling him a turk, telling him he is brown, that Germans are turks and that Germany is 97% inhabited by turks. And yet that is what happens to Romanians on this board every day.

Why is everyone talking about Ukraine all of a sudden?

Why can't they say 'nigger' loudly out in the open??

alexander dumas? more like alexNIGGGER DUMBass

Men live on easy mode. You have no idea what a woman have to go through every single day in modern society.

Asked AI for a picture of a Brazilian eating Brazilian cuisine

if you had to pick between suckin one, which would it be - a banana or a sausage?

I solved the problem of consciousness and the meaning of life. Humans are just advanced neurons inside a really advanced recurrent neural network. For simplicity, just imagine a version of ChatGPT where each neuron has billions of parameters that can be used to process stimuli and generate actions. Each neuron in the network operates with a greedy algorithm with the local goal of maximizing pleasure and minimizing pain. "Consciousness" is just a side effect of processing stimuli and generating actions. "Time" is just predicting of the next "token" considering the last hypergraph state and the limits of the rulial space. "Big bang" is just the start of the hypergraph. Corollary: LLMs we're creating right now have some level of consciousness as well.

Bernd cat

Many people say that the best part of life is adolescence and young adulthood (14 to 25 years old) because you have a lot of energy and enough intellect to handle it. But most people around that age are extremely ignorant compared to their own, grown up versions. Therefore, being ignorant is the key to happiness. t. right hand hurts

Your many appearances

Judas

how long are we going to tolerate the globohomo's terror?

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>get a hot trap in my bed >she's so tight my dick simply doesn't get in and bends when trying to penetrate her ass >she's definitely not a virgin so the problem is my dick not getting hard enough Is it over? I don't even feel like a man after that, I failed to penetrate because my dick never gets nearly as hard as everyone's dick gets t. Not gaytex

Now that Trump made it clear that the US no longer supports NATO, Turkey has the largest army in NATO. Bow down Euroboi.

I have relatives visiting Finland, please give some recommendations on coffees, coffee substitutes, teas (no berry), chips, cookies, chocolate, or drinks they can send back to me. Or anything else food/drink that is interesting. No black licorice. I hate licorice.

>Starmer: I’m ready to put British troops in Ukraine Keir Starmer: Potentially putting Britons in harm’s way is a huge responsibility – but we must be ready to do our bit for Europe https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/02/16/keir-starmer-ready-to-put-british-troops-in-ukraine/

nothing to drink

When trump was president it was Obama’s fault. When Biden was president it was Biden’s fault. Now that trump is president again it’s still Biden’s fault. Didn't he say he would bring down prices on day one?

onions should be based experienced child porn addicts who make shocking posts yet they are now all shitty nigger onions

What country is this???????

This is for Crimean war My ancestors were avenged

bro's getting cooked as we speak

Hooker was ans fake but it was nice meeting her (did not pay)

She has had her fun and is now ready to settle down. Do you have what it takes? Why should she choose you?

artificial intelligence took over the world skynet is alive

50 Bernds got arrested for posting resists cartoons in Goymany

I'm melting bros... The fan is blowing hot air to my face!!!!

Is this too much to ask for?

New Trump anime just dropped

Wendy is my waifu.

What happens to the deficit when you gut all of the federal agencies dealing with DEI/woke/fag shit: like consumer protection and financial services oversee to save 2.5 trillion$ But then cut tax for the rich worth 4.5 trillion $ Asking for a friend?

Oldest american collecting welfare is 360 years old !

Is there an active imageboard for French people? I’m getting a bit tired of this place.

Many Nazis were astounded at the number of Polish children found to exhibit "Nordic" traits, but assumed that all such children were genuinely German children, who had been Polonized; Hans Frank summoned up such views when he declared, "When we see a blue-eyed child we are surprised that he is speaking Polish.

Me on the right

Car drives into people, currently 20 injured. Cars bad! Nationality of car has nothing to do with anything, so we will not tell Bernd it's British.

Americans right now

What do you think you'll look like as you age? I think I'll become more haggard around my mouth, my beard is already going gray and I'm getting lines around my eyes. t.39 years old.

These M4A entail of ~600 kbps bitrate, 96000 Hz sample rate, AAC audio codec, 16-bit depth. Feeling status upon ear of Bernd?

Oh no, the "scientific community" is a scam. What to do now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shFUDPqVmTg

If anyone of you fuckers wish to simp for egirls, make sure that she isn't a real woman. At least give your money to some man running a virtual account.

how come anything exist like wtf? I am going crazy, how am i supposed to do normal day stuff. What the FUCK is this all

Smoked weed to get more inspired to do stuff. but immediately want to sit down. I want to relax and probably eat. I want to listen to music and play vidya. The curse of feeling good finally.

Nancer got free NL residence permit, free apartment where she lives alone, free welfare checks. This is the power of estrogen.

It's over, we won.

From qt homely gray-mouse gf to trashy e-thot. What went so terribly, horribly wrong KC and how do we stop women from bimbofying themselves?

What comes to your mind when you look at this picture?

She can fix me

And almost nobody knows of such things, because the mass media are hush hush about it, preferring to deliver quiz shows and tits.

What's your favorite location in Harry Potter books? Many will say the school but I'll say "the burrow" aka weasleys house. How it's described just gives cosy vibes.

I got into an epic fight with a door dash Arab yesterday. Was just waiting for Japanese food and this guy comes in and 10 seconds is yelling at some old japanese lady about how his car is sitting there and going to get towed and she had to help this customer. Then he yelled at her and said "This is not customer". Dunno what he meant but then I said "I am a customer shut the fuck up". Then she gave me food and I said "Shut up you fucking faggot" as he kept arguing. Then everyone in the restaurant looked at me like I was crazy and I left. It was honestly epic Do such people exist in your country. They are like vermin here shoving phones in peoples faces and whining

>On 10 February 1947, in protest against the Istrian–Dalmatian exodus, Pasquinelli went to the Istrian city of Pola, where she shot and killed the commander of the British garrison in the area, Brigadier Robert de Winton. The Brigadier was in the process of reviewing his troops when he was hit by three shots in his back that killed him instantly. One British soldier was wounded by a stray bullet. As Allied supreme commander in Istria, de Winton was about to transfer power to Yugoslav authorities. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Pasquinelli every italian town and city should have a street named after this woman. they don't make italians like this anymore. god bless her soul.

I told my niece that I'm allowed to spank her if she doesn't behave and captured her reaction. What did she mean by this?

What would you do?

so basically in ancient times some person supposedly "proved" the earth was round and science just kinda ran with that. fast forward to current year scientists invent increasingly insane theories to convince themselves that heliocentrism makes sense.

It's happening. Japan is sending white helmets to Ukraine.

Me on the right. Bernd who calls me brown on the left.

Now i know why Jews tried so hard to throw dirt at him.

Eve represented women. But whow as the snake in the garden? Jews? Older women?

Bernd just took the most massive shit of his life, my asshole feels broken.

You are too old to be acting this way.