Space is gay

The ship that is bringing them back to Earth is the Crew-9 which is already docked at the station. They're just waiting to do a 'proper handoff' to the next crew that's arriving on Crew-10.

>>25626540 tsmt >>25626502 >oy vey muh precious useless feminist dead weight DEI astronaut!!! i must save you!!!! simp retard

I predict that Soyuz MS-27 will be launched in April before any SpaceX human-carrying ship, you know why. Maybe they have already masked crew flight as a Progress cargo ship flight (which conveniently happened last week) and will show SpaceX "arrival" once they done editing, but maybe no, as we haven't heard in the news about US doing any serious concessions to Russia.

>>25626574 >useless >dead weight Cupcake, you need a mirror asap.

Based schizo

Strange to hear such criticism from a Russian due to the fact Russia simply forgot one its astronaut in space during Perestroika for about 2 years.

>>25626663 Fr, fr. He had to eat the other crew members and drink their blood to live for another month, but even when he died from hunger and dehydration he still continued working alone and kept Mir station operational for 2 more years until a fresh crew arrived. That totally happened.

>>25626689 Did he at least smoke good crack?

>>25626502 >SpaceX Crew They already launched Falcon 9 like 400 times with over 99% success rate, and launched Dragon how much, 26 times with 100% success rate? This is routine for SpaceX at this point. >launch delayed Could be they notice an issue on one of the 90001 sensors while fueling and take time to check it. Could be some boat is in the recovery zone and needs to be fucked off by coastguard. Could be bad weather. Not really interesting. >And no nigga hyped it up like Starship Starship is new technology with new capabilities. This isnt.

>>25626689 There are stories on wikipedia of ground crew in khachtzshachstan stealing food supplies of astronauts and replacing it with bricks to keep the weight the same during soviet union collapse. Can you research this in russian internet? Is there sources? Is it western propaganda to smear glorious russian space program, or did dirty khacthzahchs donkey hearders really steal it?

>>25626778 If it's routine - launch niggas into space and bring stuck niggas back. Simple, yet soon it will be a year. >>25626790 Never heard about it. Highly doubtful as they didn't simply hire locals from steppes to work on space program or left their supply caches to be raided by nomad archers. I read that bigger issue was spacemen sneaking in alcohol bottles risking surpassing weight limit.

"Space" is fake, Earth is all we have.

>>25626807 >If it's routine - launch niggas into space and bring stuck niggas back. Simple, yet soon it will be a year. Boden delayed it for political reasons.

>>25626842 That Elon's revelation actually fuels my theory. You just have to read >Bidet having destroyed all diplomatic contacts with Russia couldn't arrange a cover up operation in between the lines of >Bidet forbid me to be the hero who saves the day until elections

Imagine if it goes kaboom like starshit, how funny would that be?

>>25626919 You are not allowed that with an international missions.

>>25626896 cover up for what?

>>25627338 He thinks only poccnr can get people into space and spacex only pretends