Holy fuck he just reappeared

How do you know how much it weighs

Would make a nice fur hat and meals for a weekend.

>>25620478 it's its price, like 40 dollars

Chonky boi

>>25620461 >raccoon this big here >the tiles are 1 foot i expected raccoons to be larger to be honest

Surprisingly well fed for the beginning of Spring All the snow and ice melted and the young trees were massacred, I guess deer and rabbits will eat young bark if starving

>>25620478 Estimation. My mom thinks it’s a pregnant female based on its size and slow behavior. >>25620514 They’re usually smaller. This one is twice the size of the average raccoon you’ll see in the US.

american animals be like

>>25620530 The only predators for raccoons here are trains and cars. We still have coyotes but they wouldn’t touch a raccoon this size. Wolves would. We need wolves back but then they’d eat small children.

>>25620524 Why would you shout at it? Just let it be. I get possums, raccoons, deer, foxes, all sorts of stuff here in the suburbs. My area's nicer and leafier than yours, but it's definitely suburbia. The area's getting more and more built up after having stayed the same from 1998 to 2021. I guess there are going to be fewer deer here from now on. Oh yeah, lots of snakes here too. Fucking horrible. Many species of them, many of them venomous. I don't like living here, but I guess it could be worse.

>>25620524 >twice the size of the average raccoon damn >>25620549 >I get possums, raccoons, deer, foxes, all sorts of stuff here SOVL I used to live in a semi-rural area, beyond the suburbs (in souf america), and the only think I ever saw were possums and frogs

>>25620461 Have you ever had a skunk walk near your house. It leaves an odor that lasts for hours Damn little stinkers

>>25620571 souf american fauna is much more skittish for some reason do you know brazil has squirrels? but they are never seen anywhere near people like the american species

>>25620577 I have been within 5 meters of a deer

So what are you gonna do with it? Shoot it?

>>25620607 Subhuman

>>25620619 No need to get pissy, it's a normal assumption for your countryball.

>>25620619 You have to pet it or kill it. Can't just leave it like that.

>>25620549 I shouted at it to get it away. We’ve been here since 1992. I’ve been through uni and moved out after uni and all that but now I’m back. This is McHenry County. >>25620647 I’m not him but the raccoon in my pictures is probably pregnant so I’m going to allow it to wander around my half acre yard and give birth to new baby raccoons.

>>25620665 Would you do the same if it was a stray dog?

>>25620577 Squirrels behave like monkeys here. I wonder what the interaction is like between squirrels and monkeys generally.

>>25620669 I’d call animal control if it was a stray dog. They would bring it to a shelter and find the owner.

>>25620576 I heard it's a bullshit meme and they only spray stink in a fight. Was that bullshit as well?

>>25620683 I’m not him but they spray at anything There was a major infestation of them in Chicago several years ago and I was in Chicago then and in wooded areas you could smell it constantly.

why don tu shoot it with a shot gun? pls post vid

>>25620699 I know, right? What kind of american he is for not jumping out in his underwear, screaming >You never should have come here! blasting it into a bloody mist with 12 gauge.

>>25620715 >hurr durr le america bad go get drafted orc

>>25620699 No shotgun. Only a crossbow. It would be sad. He or she was moving very slowly and when I went outside it kept looking at me like a dog or cat who needs food.

>>25620723 A noble soul

>>25620726 Probably pregnant. We will see what happens in the future.

What a chonker!

>a furry little animal that probably wants a hug

\Huge\textsf{HARDEN THE FUCK UP}

A girl I know bought an apartment in recently developed area which was a swampy forest not long ago. She posted videos of foxes raiding their garbage bins.

Pet him

A raccoon roughly the size of a minifridge

How did you measure his weight?

I caught lats week some of this little fucking bastards with my surveillance cam at home. They tried to break in through the roof.

kill it then wear it as a hat t. pioneer

>>25620928 Or in scientific notation, 3/16th washing machines

Cool! Do you feed them? They are bready nice animals.

>>25621101 Believe me, you really don't want them in your house.

>>25620728 Impregnate it just to be sure.

>>25621114 Once I feed and pet one. But it was on an Gnadenhof. I wish I whould life in Kassel or somewhere where I get too see wild ones daily. I whoud feed them all that they come svery day :3

Bump

>>25621079 Put food outside tonight. Then they want and are happy because the food. Also you can watch sweet video of them eating :3

We don't have such creatures here

Is it possible to domesticate raccoons? Why has nobody done this already?

>>25625568 Shartistanis would be better off if they replace their coons with domesticated raccoons.

>>25621401 Did you know Kassel has R A C C O O N S ?

>>25620576 I have one under my shed that shares its inhabitance with a rabbit and several groundhogs. The stench in my shed lasts the whole day usually.

I randomly found a based friendly chicken out of nowhere at the park (wooded trails) yesterday, was gonna post it here yesterday and didn't bother but now this thread's a good reason to do so Rate

Just today, walking around at about 23:00 in Berlin, I passed much closer than ever to a city fox. It crossed my path about five meters ahead of me and stayed about 10 meters ahead after I took the street to the right, same direction as the fox (I live in that street). It peed on one of these electric scooters like a doge.

>>25626160 It looks like a funny old professor from the 1800s with an 1800s style beard.

>>25626217 It would bend it's neck up at me in a really funny way to look at me too

>>25626160 "friendly"

I've never encountered a racoon but an opossum entered my apartment once through an open window in the maid's bedroom. I live on the third floor so I have no idea how it managed to climb all the way up here.

>>25626325 It was just a baby opossum too.

>>25626325 My dog once killed a baby opossum, bit straight into the things neck and blood started spurting out.

>>25626332 Mine killed a possum once and had one of the worst smells i've ever smelled for a long time after bathing her

>>25626325 >maid's bedroom Nigga, how garch are you?

>>25626325 >maid's bedroom KC classic suffering third-worlder.

>>25626316 I raised my hand up to it to see if I could pet it and it lightly tapped my hand with it's beak, and then I petted it a couple times First time I ever touched a bird in my life I think, actually

>>25626355 The maid is probably $3 a day, $4 including unlimited use of all holes.

One retard fell in pit at my gramps farm. so brother shot it and got it skinned. so now that fur is at my house. i think i should get someone to make a hat out of this racoon

Next time, shoot the coon with a gun instead of a camera, make yourself a coonskin hat and cook the meat as a treat for your dog.

>>25626367 have to flash freeze the meat to kill parasites before you feed it to dogs. never trust wild game

>>25626366 >>25625518 Wait so there are raccoons in latvia but not sweden?

>>25626370 It's not native to Europe. Latvian picture is a raccoon dog (also not native to Europe).

>>25626396 The japanese tanuki?

>>25626398 That's a subspecies of raccoon dog.

theres too many niggardly, cottonpicking coons in this town.

>>25626404 Huh

>>25626366 Raccoons have little monkey hands

>>25626431 little freak

>>25626431 Next sentient species

>>25626416 Yeah they were imported en masse in Baltics for Fur growing by Russians. This is also how we got tick infestations and lime disease. The fur industry failed hard but we got ticks out of it.

>>25626471 From far east Siberia. They are racoon dogs not american racoons

>>25626416 Latvia and Estonia also has these racoons. pic related but they rare

>>25626491 They invasive species so you can kill all of them on sight, no loicense or quotas on them.

>>25626332 My koshka was at the hospital when that happened. Would probably have been messy if she wasn't. The opossum was like 1/3rd her size. I put some food by the window as bait and then it left. >>25626350 >>25626355 That's normal.

>>25626491 They started to appear 10 years ago near Belarus border. probably some retards released them as pets. Now they are all over Latvia and Estonia.

>>25626504 Based

mogged

mogged

>>25620723 >No shotgun AMERICAN STATUS: REVOKED