>>25616334 >200 pound Dumb nigger.

Looks like a Dane

>>25616339 Hey fuck you. >>25616342 And fuck you too!

Man fighting that thing looks like fun.

You are just scared that it will nibble your tits off

>>25616348 I’d actually love to see you take one on, strictly from behind bulletproof glass and with a snack in hand.

Just cut his belly open with a sharp stone, problems weren't. Any strong human male can destroy this creature when in possession of a deeply cutting object.

hominids and early humans had no chance against cave bears

>>25616368 Impotent furry tears lmao. They dont exist anymore and we do, so we won. We're better, stronger, smarter and have bigger dicks. Deal with it.

>>25616334 >africa > our ancestors

>>25616386 I have smaller dick

>>25616334 That's why hunting was made in groups. Spears and stones and basics of tactic >> animal strength Get rekt, niggerboon

>>25616377 Those are your ancestors, don't give us tips on how to hurt them :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Can i fuck them?

>>25616393 Dear dumbass. Apes and humans have the same ancestor according to the current theory of evolution, apes aren't our ancestors, more like our cousins.

>>25616334 >Imagine being a prehistoric human starving, covered in fleas, and just trying not to die. Then, out of nowhere, 200 pound fanged baboons show up, hunting in packs like demonic wolf monkeys. Climbing? They’ll yank you down. Running? They’ll chase you until your legs give out. Fighting back? Enjoy getting torn apart by prehistoric rage chimps. Just kill them with a weapon and your tribe now has meat for a few weeks, also furs, teeth, bones etc.

>>25616414 Some "people" are just more related than others, like that Brazilian bernd is basically family compared to me. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>25616429 Uh-huh. You need help, schizo.

In order to properly conceptualize protohuman encounters with these creatures you should recollect the video of a crackhead knocking down several large pitbulls from atop a car with a board. Animals eventually learn to recognize the human as a threat but never quite understand the board.

>>25616449 Exactly! Now imagine that, but instead of pitbulls, it’s 200 pound fanged baboons with a personal vendetta against your entire species.

Asians like Scandis are so weird with their genetic-level fear of monkeys and apes. We white people just killed all the monsters we had.

>>25616469 It will die all the same. Size doesn't matter when you bring in weapons.

>Honestly, it’s a miracle our ancestors didn’t just give up. We speced into weapons, including projectile weapons like slings and javelins, as well as fire. Sure, unarmed they would be a problem, but even a decently crafted stone age spear along with some good throwing rocks would turn the tables really quick and allow humans to hunt them instead of the other way around.

>>25616495 >Sure, unarmed they would be a problem Not too sure about that, there are cases of even modern sissy men beating bears, wolves, orang utans etc without weapons.

>>25616380 explain how humans survived and gigantic bears did not

>>25616514 it is a known mystery. cave bears simply ceased to exist even though people couln't really rival them at time.

>>25616368 I don't think bullet proof glass is a proper shield bud. Probably thick plexiglass is what most exhibits use >>25616334 As a child at the zoo i thought they were terrifying and right as i made up my mind i hate them mom mother and siblings told me to stay the fuck away from the lip and that they're extremely dangerous

>>25616523 i think smaller bears just outbread them and being super big and always hungry had no advantage anymore.

>>25616523 >it is a known mystery. cave bears simply ceased to exist even though people couln't really rival them at time. People obviously could.

>>25616334 soon...just wait

>>25616528 smaller animals had advantage when there was sudden climate change that caused shortage of food

>>25616533 I think kicked a dog especially it the gut or head is very effective

>>25616548 You can kill dogs in many ways. There are more than enough webms about it online. RNC works too.

>>25616540 hunting normal bear was a challenge and cave bear was a giga bear twice the size or regular

CТРАШНО?! А ВЕДЬ ТЕБЯ ПРЕДУПРЕЖДАЛИ!

>>25616562 Hunting a bear alone with a knife is a challenge for an adolescent, a rite of passage, meaning every adult in that age has done it. Hunting a giga bear with full weaponry and several people isn't.

>>25616570 >hunting bear with knife one on one no offence, but that sounds stupid as fuck

>>25616570 hunting all giga bears with anthropogenic climate change is easy

>>25616495 >We speced into weapons, including projectile weapons like slings and javelins, as well as fire. This

Fortunately men are competent to take P. antiquus with a pointy stick. 'Rage monkeys' are easy peasy. Your pic of the guy fighting a Dinopithecine with a rock isn't reflective of reality, which is revealed by deliberate predation on far more daunting ~10-ton elephant bulls since long before H. sapiens even evolved. Looking at the world today, Dinopithecus, P. antiquus, and more than half a dozen human species are gone, and ~8B H. sapiens are living the good life. We are the alpha predator that merits fear.

>>25616380 Interesting that humans had collections of Ursine skulls we have found in caves. Seems you underestimate the puissance of men.

And just imagine, when they are horny- this big black baboon could pin you down and rape your butthole and there would be nothing you can do about it.

>cave bears pffft how abou a carnivorous pig horse with a mouth like a crocodile ?

>>25616594 So you believe that AGW decimated climate 10's of thousands of years ago, that technologically advanced civilizations consumed hydrocarbon fuels and produced enormous quantities of CO2 that caused global boiling during the LGM (late glacial maximum)? Pretty sure you're just in denial that men are competent to face a 10 ton elephant in single combat with nothing more than a pointy stick, because you're a scared sissy boy instead of a sigma male.

YOU DOLE DIPPERS MADAM.

>>25616591 >no offence, but that sounds stupid as fuck Many trials of adulthood are fucking retarded, but hey, it obviously worked.

>I am stronger, faster, I am better. And what do you have, homo sapiens? <sharp stone on a stick

>>25616619 Correct we are the only animal able to throw and box with our fists. In fact, our hands evolved for punching and our faces evolved for getting punched. Well, if you believe in evolution ofc. Anyway, you could argue that the moment of becoming human was the moment when man stopped slapping, clenched his fists and beat up someone or something with hs knuckles for the first time in history.

He doesn't look that dangerous I'll just put on my MMA panties and get in my MMA fighting stance he doesn't stand a chance this monkey

>>25616973 Dude don't be such a soyboy. Every animal dies to a sharpened stick. Just don't be a nigger and pick out a good stick beforehand.

>>25616619 >>25616495 Manually propelled projectiles don't really have the necessary power to deliver killing blows to megafauna. P. antiquus stood ~4M at the shoulder, and no evidence of projectile weapons are associated with kills of the ~10 ton elephants, and men demonstrably preferred as prey, and are associated with handheld spears, because one bull would provide far more than 4k meals of ~4kcal each, meaning one kill would provide food for hundreds of people for a month. Pretty easy living compared to working 40 hours a week. The extinction of 77 genera of megafauna during the Younger Dryas horribly degraded human felicity, literally forcing us into slavery to plants to scrape a living from dirt.

>>25617019 see >>25617019 >I am stronger, faster, I am better. And what do you have, homo sapiens? >I got two good fists, and you know I never never ever ever been afraid of anyone

>>25617041 >Manually propelled projectiles don't really have the necessary power to deliver killing blows to megafauna. That's why we invented traps, atlatl, battle tactics and close combat doctrines as well as all kinds of usable weapons.

>>25617041 Human success wasn't about a specific tool, but about general intelligence. Modern sissified brainless soyboys are so retarded they don't understand this and fetishise things. You don't kill a 10ton elephant with a tool. You kill it by understanding its behaviour and tricking it into running off a cliff or into a pit or something. Same with any other animal, you don't fucking throw rocks at a bear, you prepare a tool(such as a good spear) and kill it while it's just doing the same retarded thing it did for its entire life.

>>25617070 Sounds like your pretty much a coward and a sissy. No surprises here.

>>25617041 >Manually propelled projectiles don't really have the necessary power to deliver killing blows to megafauna. It isn't about force, it's about causing organ damage and blood loss. Something which a big ass razor sharp stone throwing spear is more than capable of doing. Look up videos of the groups of african hunters throwing dozens of spears to take down elephants and giraffes. Might give you some insight into how such hunts probably went down in the distant past. https://youtu.be/h_oGuUA2hgE?si=Gg99ZICllcjjt6S-

>>25617085 this is why you lost the war. germanoid is the proto-soyboy.

>>25617113 I never lost any war tho.

>>25617116 germany, you lost almost every war you ever participated in.

>>25617070 Just like a GAMER does when beating a boss, you just learn its pattern and exploit it GAMERS RISE UP

>>25617127 1. I am not Germany, I am Bernd. 2. Lol no.

>>25617070 >You don't kill a 10ton elephant with a tool. You kill it by understanding its behaviour and tricking it into running off a cliff or into a pit or something. Same with any other animal, you don't fucking throw rocks at a bear, you prepare a tool(such as a good spear) and kill it while it's just doing the same retarded thing it did for its entire life. They probably just harassed the beast for hours(maybe even doing shifts) till it fell from exhaustion and then finished it off. Tricking mammoths to run off cliffs...it seem far fetched. Maybe if there happened to be a cliff around and they thought it'd work they utilised such tactics.

I would cum hard if i got chase and torn apart by these monsters.

>>25617143 HOLY SHIT! a talking monkey(lemme get my sharpened stick)

>>25617172 you could probably just spook the beast with fire, i would definitely try to set a mammoth on fire. just as sun tsu intended.

>>25617213 The only sharpened stick you have is your willy

>>25617232 that still doesn't bode well for you.

>>25617238 hmm gay

Oh no! Nature is scary! To bad I learned how to make FIRE!!!!!!

>>25616380 unless they did

>>25617109 >Several frozen carcasses recovered in Asia indicate that woolly mammoth skin was 2 to 3 centimeters thick on average, the group estimates. Beneath the skin lay 8 to 9 centimeters of fat. Yeah, nah. Javelins wouldn't do much harm to a mammoth.

>>25616473 >white people just killed all the monsters we had Untrue, there are abundant extant niggers.

THROWING @ ARM

>>25617059 The facts in the ground show that men with pointy sticks killed P. antiquus by stabbing or slashing killing blows. In fact, P. antiquus was a favored prey, particularly the largest bulls, that provided the most meat. I suspect there was also an element of trophy status to such kills, just as there is today.

>>25617181 I wish your dreams would come true.

you are not giving enough credit to ancient humans. we used to be brutal, even just 2 to 10k years ago.

>>25617070 Neanderthals were enormously strong. No one has ever shown they used projectile weapons, nor traps. Many of them were survivors of terrible physical trauma. The consensus of researchers is that they attacked multiton prey animals with melee weapons as ambush hunters. They had fast twitch muscles, like sprinters, and weren't persistence hunters like AMH (anatomically modern humans). There's never been any structure shown to have been built to modify the environment by NEA, no village, no bed, no trap, nothing but men in the natural environment with melee weapons proving they were the Alpha predators by their wits and incredible feats of athleticism. I think of NEA as monks or holy ecowarriors that embraced danger, hardship, and the challenges of living in the world as it was made for them as opportunities to prove their superlative intelligence and skill.

>>25617469 They were all subsaharan, until the Jews began to sell them as farm equipment.

>>25617221 They could outrun you. You'd end up toe jam.

>>25617172 I doubt harassment would work well with P. antiquus. The big bulls were ~10 tons. There were no other predators than NEA we know of that could take them. They would not be afraid of little monkeys making noises at them. They would squish harassers that bothered them. However a strong and intelligent predator could leap up and slash their throat, if they were strong and fast enough, and didn't miss. Perhaps there were other killing blows fathers taught their sons, like plunging a spear a meter deep into their chest to pierce their heart. I think most AMH, especially today, would piss themselves just imagining that. Maybe not our Cro Magnon forebears, though. They provably hunted mammoth, wooly rhino, bears, lions, Irish Elk, and etc, prior to the Younger Dryas when such preferred game all went extinct, and men had to scratch rows in dirt with their pointy sticks instead.

>>25620053 After the Younger Dryas killed our preferred prey, we had to use agriculture to maintain populations. This enabled overlords to use hoarded wealth to support gangs of armed thugs to conquer and control society, and war began.

There were ancient civilizations on place of current Russia, Finland and Ukraine. This is why Putin is warring also.

Reading this thread, it dawned on me that this topic would make for a great video game. You play as a caveman, you and your caveman allies have missions hunting wooly mammoths, and defending against giant baboons, giant bears, etc., crafting Stone Age weapons, using fire. The possibilities are endless.

>>25620187 Far Cry: Primal did it reasonably well. I agree, caveman times is an underexplored video game theme.

If a nigger can trick baboons into being prey or leading them to water, so could our ancestors.

They may had a rough life, but at least they had freedom to rape females.

if there is no chance of survival then why worry?

>>25616591 The goal was never for everyone to survive, quite the opposite. You are thinking with the mindset of a couch potato modern yuro worried about bullshit like equal opportunity.

>>25621035 I doubt a reasonable number of men can survive a 1 on 1 encounter with a bear for it to make sense though

>>25621025 Any man competent to defend himself does too. That's how it's always been, and how it will always be.

>>25621068 Bears reproduce every 2 years and have like 2 or 3 cubs. Humans reproduce every 9 months, and because males murder each others en masse a chad male could breed hundred+ females in single year. Humans reproduced ultra fast and males were constantly murdering each other making it super competitive species. No other species was this brutal >>25620053

>>25621068 Enough of the best men do, and that's what matters. Enough of the lesser men don't, and that's why there are still beras, even though they're lesser beras.

>>25621104 Mere brutality is weakness. Far more powerful mechanisms are sorting access to breeding lolis today, that more beneficially advance the gene pool. Brutality still has it's uses, which is why the true winners of the evolutionary competition deploy brutal rapine niggers across Europe today. It's enough for that purpose.

>>25621121 Wrong, animals never tried to advance, they just roll the evolution and the better rolls lead to ones surviving over worst ones. Humans constantly tried to revolutionize new ways to live easier or kill others to live easier. The Brutality is what lead to where we are today. a slow but deadly grind to safe and easy life.

>>25621186 One interesting aspect are the Negros and people like Indians etc. They like animals just figured out something that works and never tried to revolutionize it. Even Asians like chinks just figured out epic stuff like gunpowder but used it just to make pretty fireworks. Its European Brutality that lead to the epic civilization of today. Without Europeans there would be no electricity or guns etc. and going to space nothing more than dreams

>starving, covered in fleas Actually humans are more resilient when living as hunter-gather, with more tuned metabolism, they can eat less and in longer intervals. Famine only became a thing after sedentary life, before that only very unfortunate groups in hard environments or debilitated individuals would starving to death. >Running? They’ll chase you until your legs give out Humans are better at running long distances and for longer time, the opposite was more likely to happen. And Baboons aren't good sprinters either. >>25616393 Son of a bitch, hue! >>25616414 You are truly a German person. Literal as a Buch.

>>25621193 And that is just broad aspect. When Dutch and Europeans were Boating and colonizing Chinkoid asia there are a lot of interesting things to research Chinks literally didn't even try to innovate military tactics they got absolutely destroyed by starshaped fortifications of Europeans. There are even nice records about many Battles where Chinks fought Russians where russians had learned from Europeans of the fortification styles. And Russians would demolish CHinkoid zergs with ease just by copying European tactics. And the Chinks just threw more and more bodies at them instead of trying to figure out how to counter those

>>25620187 >Reading this thread, it dawned on me that this topic would make for a great video game. It would be lame and fucking gay like all vidyas. I can already imagine such game having 3rd gender (trannies) shamans and stronk brown cavettes singlehandedly taking down giant bears and mammoths with their bare hands and bossing around inept tribe males. If you wanted to make it feel real you'd need to depict rape(of both adults and minors), infanticide, cannibalism, extreme domestic violence, incest and human sacrifice. It'd be the most depraved game in whole history and universally banned everywhere.

It probably wasn't agile. Male gorillas already struggle to climb trees. I remember reading once that they usually prefer to pick fermented fruits from the ground than climbing trees, leaving the best fruits to the females. The text speculated that this is why our species, specially men, developed a taste for alcohol.

>>25621205 >Famine only became a thing after sedentary life After the Younger Dryas and the extinction of 77 genera of megafauna removed our easy living. One mammoth kill provided ~4k meals of ~4kcal each, which was a lot better food and a lot less work than being enslaved to plants for a meager lot of bread.

>>25621524 Easy is living is when the people are few. When humans multiplied like a plague, this naturally causes continued depletion of easy sources of food and water. Which will continue as long as humans continue multiplyig. Georgian Guidestones recommend the limit the numbers 500m among other things, but these are considered globohomo spook. And were mysteriously blown up and quickly removed.

>>25621668 You neglect we have entered the Space age. Within 3 generations the majority of humanity won't live on Earth. From then on, the scarcity of society, especially of good company, will forever after be the most precious thing in the universe.

>>25621677 >Within 3 generations Ugh. Enough. We won't be seriously heading to space within the next 100 years.

>>25621677 >he thinks space travel is possible >he thinks the moon landing actually happened

*sets their forests on fire Nothing personal, monkid.

>our ancestors You ancestors were grown in a vat in Ethiopian Atlantis at most 8000 years ago.

dane meets an animal it can't fuck

>>25621682 Yes, because I'm not a brainwashed CIA victim and understand scientific research. We have a craft on the moon right now.

>>25621680 We've got craft on the moon now. Demoralization won't work. Space exploration is hope.

>>25621840 We had crafts on the moon 50 years ago. We're exactly as close to colonising it as we were at the time. Come back to me when you have any real revolution allowing for it.

>>25616334 >Imagine being a prehistoric human in a human pack throwing stones with huge precision at the enemy, causing 100 blunt traumas before they have any chance of reaching the human pack to injure anyone even fishes recognize the gesture of humans throwing something, even fishes flee >starving there's hundreds currently eaten species of meaty animals around imagine huge heards of bisons and all you need to catch one is gather some stones to throw at them also walk after the injured animal for a couple of kilometers >out of nowhere only in territorial disputes, and humans would eventually come to dispute carrying a stone and a stick, teaching the baboons to avoid humans, if they know what's good for them

>200 pound How many stones is that? >>25616339 First thing that got my attention too.

>>25617041 Pygmies still kill adult elephants with wooden spears. They throw a bunch of them and wait for the animal to bleed out.

>>25617019 at last

In prehistoric times the hyenas were also much larger than today. Why did all the animals downsize?

>>25617469 >Untrue, there are abundant extant niggers. 1. They aren't monsters, not even scary. Not everyone shits his pants at the sight of blacks like you. 2. They had to be re-imported because they weren't here anymore FOR SOME REASON (we killed all the blackamoors long ago).

based baboons FUCK DENMARK

>>25622150 Soy in the water

>>25622150 The Younger Dryas killed most of animals over 50 kilos. 77 genera of megafauna went extinct. The large lions, bears, hyenas, wolves, beaver, armadillos, mammoths, mastodons, ground sloths, all went extinct. That's why we had to turn to agriculture to feed our populations. Little rabbits and shit just didn't provide the same return on investment for killing them a mammoth did.

>>25627264 Daym

>>25616334 >200 pound stopped reading here