Good disabled morning

TIL that "tana" is French slang for "slut," usually used by migrants. But they use it to refer to any girl they gang rape. rate

After reading the nth "just visit a prostitute bro" or "just kidnap child bro" thread I will tell why it's not the same thing. Gf wants to tease me, gets aroused when she gets my dick up and sees the bulge in my pants. It doesn't take much though, her scent, voice, hair, a are shoulder does it for me, not to mention cleavage or ass in yoga pants. She loves to be the object of desire. In summer when having some days or weeks off together away from everything, we don't wear clothes at all, I just sport a boner, she often touches it gently with a smirk on her face. It's not only physical lust, there's the mental compatibility, I love the way she jokes around about things I would never think of. We do everything in house together, cooking, laundry, movies, vidya, there's a constant sexual tension and desire underneath which can explode to passionate sex at any moment.

Is it going to be AfD+BSW, germ bros? Germany is going full nazbol?

i got assigned this absolute nigger job that would take me maybe 12 hours to do. and i found out this absolute magical thing called mobilizing others to do your work for you. i just mobilized 20 little niggas to work for me and assigned a dude to oversee them, then i just did the part they couldn't possibly do due to lack of technical knowledge the power of excess workforce is amazing

Why did the DailyMail publish this? I thought that "they" controlled the media? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14123417/Woman-Nazi-salute-protest-owner-kosher-cafe-Jewish-hospital.html

Russia is the only based white country in the world rn

why is the german economy dying? almost everything in germany seems to go downhill not even worth it to go to saksa for summer money, let alone buy german wares for quality like we used to in the 90s and 00s

Who were these men, explain

there's no fucking salvation for me I saw women's gloves left on the train and smelled them and now I'm going home with a boner why the fuck am I like this

I bought at 99.8k, how did I time the motherfuckign top again?

That feel when no ayra starr girlfriend :(

Kohl's down Dick's up

Is there anything more cringe than anglos referring to ships as 'she'?

Ultrafast aging activated

how cooked are all the zoom zooms and millenials who vape a ton? Is it really harmful or just mildly distracting for the lungs? t. vaped for 3 years during the vaping high but quit 3 years ago and seeing no difference

MOMMMMYYY I WANT TO GO BACK TO COMFYYY WESTTTT !!! WAR IS NOT LIKE CALL OF DUTY THAT I PLAYED !!!! MOMMMYYYY

these are the photos that the daughter of parents friends took of me on our vacation where we had sex. look at me, i look pretty bad, i mean 5/10 at best. she's not like very pretty, maybe 6.5-7/10, but we all know that doesnt matter because besutiful and ugly girls have similarly high standards. also aside from not looking very attractive i also clearly look mentally ill, intellectually stunted. how did all of that not prevent her from having sex with me? although since she had iphone the ai could be messing with the photos

kc promised me 100k

best paradox game?

Your mom swallows

Karachan found a new victim. The problem is that this girl is mentally ill, she is having obvious psychiatric symptoms. Isnt there even a shadow of humanism in karachaners? Disgusting people, yuck.

life is horrible torture for poor people in densely populated area where there is no space and resources for sustinence farming. why do they even endure it, what gives them strength to keep going?

Kohlchan is a bubble. I take some time to go on Twitter and Reddit and say that trannies are men in wigs and that gays are responsible for most child rapes.

HOT

Wait a minute has any country ever elected a female president? I'm not talking about prime ministers that get elected by cucked parliaments, I'm talking about real presidents like America or France have.

Rest in piss

Women should have no political choice or right to say anything because they are nobodies in this world. Whichever way you look at it, it is a world of victors, powerful, warriors - of men. Even your Bible says that God created woman as a helper for man. In pre-christian times she was a commodity and a thing, with rights equal to slaves and we built the greatest Empire of all time. The arguments for women's rights simply don't exist, they don't exist outside of the liberal system of concepts

Is he retired in his communist Mansion?

If your city doesn't have a functional market square in the center where locals sell their goods...well you don't ACKshually live in the city, you live in an asiatic slave camp.

Our boys reached and crossed the Litani River in Lebanon Too bad Bibi the cuck wants a ceasefire because he's afraid of Bidet and the ICC

It's so over...

I'm feeling very shitty. As a turbo-NEET turbo-Bernd, maybe a kein, I've just about had it with my life. After 8 years with no sex and no gf, then meeting a girl my age who was from my high school and having sex with her, you'd think that things would be better. But all of the fucking memes are true, and I'm miserable. Very early on in our relationship, she started asking me about past gfs. And I tried to play it off cool, I told her that I don't like to talk about it much, but she knew. I know she knew. And she brought up several encounters of hers with past bfs over the years, including sexual experiences, and all I could do was think about all those nights I spent GOONING by myself and how she must have been getting STRETCHED and FILLED at those exact same moments, and there was nothing I could do about it (Yes, I truly do believe that there's nothing I could have done. Sex for young women is as easy as breathing. For men it's hard to pull off, no matter who you are). The worst part is, as I've mentioned in other threads, she is a bit of an alcoholic now, and she's a bit fat, with a gut. A mere 5 years ago she looked fucking gorgeous. No wonder why she's ok with fucking me now (which she hasn't done in a while) I've only been seeing her for like a month and a half, but for the past 2 weeks she's been extremely elusive and basically playing phone tag with me. I finally saw her tonight for a couple of hours and I found out that a guy she used to see died about 2 weeks ago - he was a cop about 15 years her senior, and she used to fuck him - so much so that she gave him the nickname 'thick' apparently - I told her I didn't need to know that. I figured 'ok, that's fair enough', if an old gf of mine died (I've never really had one) then I guess I'd be fucked up for a while too. But it's not just that. I've made threads here detailing this before, but we got into an argument just before the US elections when I said I'd be ok with voting for Trump. She fully buys in to a lot of liberal talking points, and a lot of feminist causes as well. She tries to play it down sometimes, but I think she genuinely believes that women are oppressed in 2024. To spare you the finer details, she basically said a lot of mean shit to me that night, including that we could 'never date', that we have different values, and that she wants to make sure I know she's not leading me on... But we fucked that night. I guess it doesn't matter. Now I'm pissed off and conflicted because I will always remember that shit she said to me and she's too elusive to get a clear answer out of. I am more miserable than before when I was nearly 8 years without pussy. The guy 'thick' she told me about was a cop and 15 years her senior. I feel like I just need to find a younger woman, an 18-19 year old one. I think that's the only way to do it without feeling emasculated. I think I might be over this girl, because I just feel a slight adversarial relationship between us, and I hate that. The memes are true, women really wall by 30, and you have to find one who's at least 10 years younger than you for a good relationship to work. I hate my life. I'm going to school for a CS degree, I'm almost 30, and I have no savings. I hate that fucking cunt bitches can be adversarial to me when I haven't done shit to anyone. I hate that there are like zero girls in my classes and I have zero chances to meet young women. I will fucking kill myself and I will livestream it here some day, I promise

There is a manager at work that when he shakes your hand always presses as hard as he can. What kind of retardet alpha male bullshit tactic is that. Did he get that from art of the deal or what. My gripstrength is 88kg, i could just crush his hands easily, but never press with full force, because i don't want to hurt him.

I'm trying to figure out Trump trade agenda might be but it seems very Washington Consensusy to me and noting actually new. He keeps coming back to how the world needs to pay more to American pharmaceutical companies and harmonize regulations on stuff like GMO/biotech and heighten patent rights. Most of this seems like it'd be extremely turn off for everyone from India to EU. Is American market really that attractive or can world live without? He blames protectionism on the WTO which isn't fair to America and America can use bilateral pressures to force open and liberalize economies for American finance and pharmaceuticals better. Don't turdies have more to gain by just trading with China more today and being tariffed to protect THEM from America?

>Russian sapper tries warning fellow Russians not to drive over a mine >they drive over him and the mine Why are they like this?

Laugh

XIX century >who controls gold controls the world XX century >who controls oil controls the world XXI >who controls BBC controls the world we slavs got it first and now all the bbc supply chains are in our hands and bbc flow arent going to west anymore. you can enjoy your mutts from middle asia who arent even brown, while we will have blackest niggers from westrn africa.

Do you like the new Jaguar, Bernd?

Hows your monday going, bernds?

Based Russia being based once more. https://novayagazeta.eu/articles/2024/11/24/putin-signs-child-free-propaganda-bill-into-law-en-news

Streaming underground rap now. Later some Dad rock. Come join the Kohlradio and leave your song wishes here.

>backdoors into your computer Nothing personal, Chud

Russian kid who burned Quran just got 13.5 years. He will serve the term in Chechnya.

Swedish subhumans built a lithium battery plant for several billion dollars and it went bankrupt almost immediately. Many pension funds had a share in it. Rate swedish business skills

1.) How much do you benchpress 2.) What is your political ideology

Is this illegal

I don't like brown people

This is the most important thing that there is

Next century people will dive and search for British isles, as they're looking for Titanic now, ofc, if there are any survivors

Found a new russian girl to fawn over.

Dunno if this is a success. But should get a bit better since I began PRP and stem cell therapy.

Post horse pussy, discuss horse pussy, glorify horse pussy

I spent my life playing online games

What is Bernd studying or what did he study at university?

Brought this back from the homeland as a reminder of where I come from. Hopefully we will soon win and Ukraine can be re-integrated into the motherland. I can't wait to have my Russian passport.

IQ map of Bundeswehr just dropped, the brighter the color the dumber the recruits.

I want to drink every single day but I don't want to work to get the money. How do I get money to drink beer every single day?

when you have birthday in korea it's progressively over and shorties call you uncle at 22yo or earlier got chance (youth) chance ends (you're adult) now you're just a working machine nobody cares what you feel

My mom and the neighboor were talking now. I stormed the kidchen and told the neighboor i had a gift for her 15 years old daughter. She seemed somewhat surprised and concerned, but im sure things will turn out okay. Its not like she isnt aware that eventually his girl will need to marry and have her own family.

I was enlightened and I realized I was an almighty god Things I thought were impossible are suddenly realized Only because I dared to believe that I could I thought I was a vampire that could only steal from humanity but now I realize I am a wolf that is independent from and respected by the human collective It's been a crazy ride guys and I finally made it and transcended the pit I was born in

What are some alternatives to Russian roulette? Except less risky and my death depends on an unpredictable external factor. And if I survive I don't become a vegetable. Something like walking through a crime-ridden favela while nicely dressed. You don't know if someone will rob and kill you, it may happen just like it may not.

..I can't breed

Holy fuck I hate Reddit, but in the absence of a chan it's one of the only online fora for my country. It's really censorship heavy. I got banned sitewide for wrongthink because some faggot reported my post in a now deleted thread, and any attempt at creating a new account (even after clearing cookies) is shadowbanned. Yes maybe I should also change IPs but it appears to be static. But goddamn is it frustrating to not even be able to express your point of view. This place was just as bad with that retard mod that's no longer here.

Is there any part of her body that you wouldn't lick? If you say "asshole", you're gay.

gustav

Ask audrius anything im back in lithuania

Russia is going to bomb American bases in Poland in a spectacular show of power effectively killing thousands of GI Joes and rendering Poland defenceless.

Not too fond of Germans...

I'm the 29%

men show their nipples for example when they celebrate a score removing the shirt. if women would do the same it would be against the law? so next step is to make men be jailed for sexual behavior?

yum!

Recommend me movies that have SOUL. I cant stand to watch another soulless hollywood movie.

How would you rate this guy's looks from 1 to 10?

I just registered this great new email account Bernd, it's [email protected] I can't believe I got it. Hit me up some time, won't you? :3

Average white man vs brown man confrontation. White man calmly present facts and logic, brown man (tawny, orange) quickly become irate.

>hi bernd, do you want to play dwarf fortress with me, I'll make some curry for you too lörz?

it 5 takes 5 machines 5 minutes to produce 5 pieces. how many minutes does it take 100 machines to produce 100 pieces?

Dawkins is getting revived

Does your kippah hurts your head too?

What would The Handmaid's Tale look like if it was about a feminist-run prison just to torture Igor?

It was you who made me disabled, wasn't it?(talking to you personally)

ART..........OF......THE.....DEAL

I paid Activision-Blizzard 44 United States dollars in exchange for 3 months of access to World of Warcraft, only intending to play classic. The character I created is a tauren shaman. I now wish you to judge me for these life choices.

Why do westernized Asian women name their sons with the most white honkey cracker ass name like John? At least some black women name their sons with badass names like Shawnquevius.

A - 10 V - 10 Thanks yiffy!

Will his victory chasten the libtards into becoming real Democrats once again?

How do I ask my gf to give me a footjob? I'm not a footfag i just found them particularly attractive

Disabled again...

I'm incel because I don't have a large penis, nor the social skills, nor the musculature, or the height to compete It's over for me

Why doesn't communism work?

>You encounter a Polish person Lørs reaktion?

You are an kohlseal, almost like normal seal but more fat and stupid and ugly. You are floating around on a piece of ice when suddenly you are surrounded by flock of orcas. They tell you that they are going to eat you and they call you an incel. What would you do?

You have gone swimming when you suddenly start to feel your bowels rumble. After getting into your bowels ass a egg in badly cooked meat and some months of feeding on your poo this starts to emerge from your rectum to complete its life cycle. What is your action?

Alright KC I fucked a 21 year old. I'm 32 myself. Have to say it disappointed me a lot. Sure she was very nice to look at (petit Dutch redhead with b cup tits. She thought I was 2.00m tall but I told her I'm only 1.84m, women really are bad in measuring heights). The sex was very awkward. In conclusion sex with women my own age is better. But I will make an exception if she is chubby and with big tits. Petite women just don't have that umph I guess.

WTf? That mf bulletproof.

>Cast away like so much refuse Why use the "so much", why not simply, cast away like refuse?

me coworker (one of the ones i didn't get fired) is a slowly degenerating dementia subject but still very sharp in some aspects. is daughter is one of those cringe kpop lebian bitch dancers so he knows about anime, he even knows about gay anime parties and its locations what a sad fate, to have a daughter that lusts after androgenous korean micropenis and dances to chink music unironically while having to work with sanatorium prospects such as myself

Mods should perma ban all countries

You just KNOW she will have sexual fantasies of being taken advantage by big strong black men after that. completely helpless and submissive. every time she sees big black dude walk by she will remember this moment and cream her panties a lil bit