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>>25822243
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should i try daivinchik (russian tinder for teenagers) to find gf? tell me about your experience with dating apps

German serials
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Here it was aired on MTV in 2009s.

>>25815147
R: 70 / F: 27

Name 5 birds off the top of your head

>>25822137
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What's the plan for Italy? It's obvious you can't be a first world economy on olive oil production alone, and it is slowly becoming obvious that a massive brain drain is happening with young pipo. What now? How is meloni going to fix it?

>>25822164
R: 1 / F: 0

>depressed because no 16 inch monster dong, billion dollar bank account, or Japanese gf. Why even bother?

>>25822127
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Damn they dont think it be that way but it do.

>>25817807
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>depressed because no gf >can't get gf because i'm depressed how do i break this cycle?

Chiner BTFO
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China Factories Halt as U.S. Tariffs Soar to 125% The CCP strongly retaliates against the United States, and Trump’s tariffs rise to 125%. Chinese factories lose orders, begin intensive “holidays,” and may face permanent closure. These are several “holiday” notices and chat records posted by Chinese internet users from factories. The first notice says: “Recently, due to the introduction of new tariff policies, the company’s import and export business has suffered a severe impact. As a result, current order shipments cannot be delivered on time. Therefore, after company discussion, it has been decided to take a 5-day holiday from April 9, 2025, to April 13, 2025.” This is a notice issued yesterday by Yihe Furniture Factory in Huizhou City, Guangdong. The second notice says: “Affected by the global economic downturn, the tax impact on U.S.-bound orders, and an extremely severe trade situation, the molding workshop’s supporting capacity is seriously insufficient. To protect all employees in the molding workshop and avoid layoffs or production line cuts, the company has made the following decision: "The molding workshop will implement an unpaid holiday system, tentatively set for Saturdays and Sundays each week. During the holiday period, the company will provide living expense subsidies, 40 yuan ($5.4) per day for general workers and 50 yuan ($6.8) per day for skilled workers. "This decision will tentatively begin this week and continue until May, with everything based on supporting capacity. Normal operations will resume when supporting capacity is fully restored! Thank you for your understanding, and we hope everyone can work together to overcome this difficulty.” This is a notice issued yesterday by Zuxing Company in Chongqing City. The third notice says: “Due to a significant increase in U.S. tariffs, as high as 67%, our factory has discussed and tentatively decided to arrange a one-week holiday for the entire factory (April 4 to April 10). Further arrangements will be made if there are changes. "Tonight, before the factory closes at 18:00 for the holiday, all departments are requested to handle power shutdowns properly.” This notice was issued on April 3. The fourth image is a chat record. One person says: "Most of Yiwu’s foreign trade has been cut in half.” Another says: “Our furniture factory has directly gone on holiday, with no specific resumption date, waiting for notification.” A third person says: “Our U.S. clients have stopped placing orders, canceled everything, didn’t even want the deposits, then stored the finished goods in inventory, stopped all unfinished production, and are preparing to clear inventory, pausing for a few months. We can go home to celebrate the New Year early.” A fourth person says: “My husband was called in by his boss the day before yesterday, probably about to be laid off. What should we do with him being the only person who earns to support the family?” A fifth person says: “Now (tariffs) are directly at 104%, the company will operate if it can. If it can’t, it’ll just shut down, and going home to herd cattle can still sustain a living.” A sixth person says: “For those of us in foreign trade, mostly in the U.S. market, this morning 70-80% of orders were canceled, and production lines stopped directly.”

>>25817895
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What is this lip sucking gesture?

>>25817655
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You wouldn't want your son to browse KC, so why do you?

>>25807013
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Good disabled morning, little bit disabled today Free as a bird

>>25815069
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Outside of the meme, what is actually the best weight for childbirth? My gf is getting kinda fat, 62 kg at 172 cm. On one hand i want her to be like these instagram models that look almost anorexic. But on the other hand i can't imagine that will be good for my kid when i get her pregnant.

>>25818389
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>my favourite team wins the sportsball mfw

>>25808640
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how long i need to leave the tea bag in a cup of black tea??? answer fast

>>25815778
R: 166 / F: 25

I love Jesus Christ so much it’s unreal

>>25821917
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Is there a word in your country that people say all the time for no reason? Like "INNIT" with the brits. In Austria people say "OIDA" in like every sentence. Which means literalky translated "old one". OIDA can be used as an expression for shock, annoyance, awe. For basically anything. Its probably the modt flexible word in Austrian language.

>>25815450
R: 58 / F: 8

Draftnik learning how to draft. Bo ring. I wish I could stay at the hotel and sleep

>>25822012
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What does she mean?

>>25821964
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I wish I could grow weed. It'd be chill gardening but with an even chiller reward. Instead I must suffer.

>>25821983
R: 1 / F: 0

First thing in the morning What do I see Is the METH pipe staring at me

>>25821960
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Going to a after work tomorrow starting 16.30, with bowling at 20.00. Do normal people stay outside for that long? T. 37 sailor bernd.

>>25817046
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This is the most important work of German literature. If you haven’t read this, you’ll never understand German culture.

>>25821837
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You are at the end of your life and get offered to reincarnate, but in the life of someone who pretty much lived like you did, no more pleasure than what you already know Would you accept being reincarnated? Or would you just want to cease to exist?

>>25821855
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boss battle in berlin yesterday man with machete vs craftsman with baseball bat https://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/mann-auf-gehweg-in-berlin-reinickendorf-getoetet-mehrere-festnahmen-67f62d42250e870e4c82396b

>>25821857
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time to sip some alcohol for work at work

Men like men
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Men like men (not generalizing, of course). There's no need for a relationship, no need for touching, no need for anything. But they like it. They like being with men. Talking to men. Hanging out with men. Choosing men to share their daily lives with. They can like women, desire women, live with women. But the person they choose to be with, naturally, is men. At soccer, at barbecues, at bars, at work, when it's time to open up or even when it's time to keep quiet. Always with men. If they can choose, they go with men. It's not a question of friendship. It's a preference that goes beyond that. It's automatic. They go in the direction of men. They trust more, listen more, follow more. They can spend their whole life with women. But the most memorable, most constant moments are with men. From when they're kids to when they're old. There's not much to discuss. Men like men. They may not say it. They may not even realize it. But that's how it is. It's not a secret. It's just not said.

>>25821834
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Leftards dont get a hint when "capitalists" more or less bankroll every movement in the west or tell them to cut of their genitals ?

>>25817827
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How do I find a trad and chaste woman outside of going to church. Perhaps some sport or nature program?

>>25821817
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The only truly effective way to restore your hair is through HRT. Minoxidil doesn't work. Finasteride doesn't work. Do the needful. Save your hair.

>>25821788
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I want to cuddle a spotted hyena.

>>25820485
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The USA federal government is now zinging zingers at eurocvcks from official USA federal government xitter accounts. express u're eurocvck'd replongse in this thread as europeanly as your command of the English language permits. And please take care not to post anything that your local government would arrest you for.

Holare dulie
R: 5 / F: 1

real men wear lederhosen!

>>25820855
R: 17 / F: 7

I kneel.

>>25821785
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why were leftists so angry when trump was destroying stock markets? shouldn't they have been happy about that? leftists hate stock markets and capitalists

>>25821755
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When my friends ask me 'Bout my sexuality I choke up and joke that The answer's not easy Like I'm watching a Disney movie And the couple get's it on But who should I look at Is it Shang or Mulan? I like boys and girls But I still don't know why I couldn't get either One, if I really try I'm switching my preference Like an on and off switch If I had a dime for every Crush, I've had I'd be rich

>>25821560
R: 27 / F: 8

I paid $10 for one sandwich from KFC that's ridiculous, somewhere in the world that's an entire days wage

>>25821024
R: 55 / F: 10

wat nou

>>25821703
R: 7 / F: 0

Sometimes I get an urge to do heroin listening to Type O Negative until I overdose and expire Maybe after my parents die

>>25821349
R: 11 / F: 1

Trump is nazi now

>>25821158
R: 8 / F: 3

Good night

>>25821537
R: 3 / F: 1

Would bernd prefer a submissivecat or a spicycat? Personally spicycats seem more fun tbh.

>>25821117
R: 6 / F: 0

Vaginal peninsula

>>25821397
R: 41 / F: 5

Look at this picture tell me this isn't the finest art piece ever made ignore the fetish undertones

>>25820403
R: 4 / F: 2

much to my chagrin, I'm yet to have sex

>>25821586
R: 9 / F: 2

"Stop" "Stop" "I'm gonna shit" "I'm gonna shit"

>>25821314
R: 3 / F: 2

to zoomers this is the ultimate haircut and apparently hard to achive

>>25821299
R: 6 / F: 8

"Nunca confíes en un Sudaca. Sucia, sucia gente." What does he means about it?

Leaf politic
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uhhhh what happened? Did Trump ruin everything?

>>25821507
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How popular is high tech trance in sudacaland (high bpm trance) Examples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jL0t7TjVYU&list=PLUvUdg-1lrsusuj4KYI7R9C4Fbaer2hF8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1pCcOPetXs&list=PLUvUdg-1lrsusuj4KYI7R9C4Fbaer2hF8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFVq_M8_ty0&list=PLUvUdg-1lrsusuj4KYI7R9C4Fbaer2hF8

Vaginoscope
R: 6 / F: 2

You will never use this

>>25821430
R: 4 / F: 1

gf sent this

>>25821474
R: 0 / F: 0

Ima put u on the New York Time Square blud 😹😹🙏🙏

>>25821391
R: 13 / F: 1

You in the back Me in the drivers seat

>>25818202
R: 53 / F: 14

Germ just got 7 months in prison for posting this

>>25821230
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explain to me how this works.

>>25818590
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I know europeans don't care about the asian part of WW2, but 83 years ago the worst defeat the USA ever suffered happened against the Japanese. >9 April 1942: 75,000 American soldiers, including 60,000 Filipinos serving in the U.S. Army, surrendered to the Japanese Army on the Bataan Peninsula. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bataan_Death_March It's still so embarrassing that it's almost never mentioned in US history classes. Around 40k americans died in the Philippines before it was finally liberated in 1945.

Analysis of Butthurt
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I noticed that while China and Korea are a butthurt about Japanese occupation, SEA countries are total weaboos, even though they got treated alot worse by Japs. So I have theory. Butthurt is when you "look down" on someone. Chinks and Koreas are East Asians like Japs and have become modern developed and industrialized, so they don't see themselves as inferior to Japs, but maybe even see themselves as superior. SEAmonkeys are objectively inferior to East Asians, so they can't really look down on Japan, since japs are better than them, thus no butthurt. In Eastern Europe, similar dynamic. West Slavs and Balts were the "winners" of the post-soviet era, while Russians were the "loosers". So, naturally, West slavs and Balts feel superior, thus they look down on Russians.

>>25820788
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I'm boycotting Belgian and German beer, and French and Spanish wine, I only buy UK beer and gin now

>>25821302
R: 0 / F: 0

Sugar Daddy Call the police for help

>>25821173
R: 1 / F: 1

show me your power outlet

>>25820824
R: 10 / F: 1

americans die faster than thirdworlder brownzilians because their healthcare system is ruled by an african warlordtier lobby that overcharges them simple medicine it's so sad frfr

>>25820252
R: 13 / F: 6

Vile tranny plot to molest kids uncovered

poland the thailand of europe
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its official. all you need to be is to look exotic. even fuckin pajeets get to fuck those dumb stupid fuckin polish whores. why? ww2 fucked poland, communism fucked us, now after joining the Eu in 2004 and geting some money from germany we started "functioning" and all those stupid bitches are hating on their own and running away. maybe thats the case in general in slavic countries. so if you want to fuck a stupid white bitch, come to poland, look exotic. i REPEAT even fuckin pajeets, shit skin toned 160cm tall brownies get to have a polish gf they even hold hands in public. you would have to see it to believe it. their brothers hate them, the fathers are mad, only the stupid mothers are saying they only want to have some fun. and then the brown child is raised by a single stupid mother and bullied in school full of racist poles and ukrainians.

sho bf
R: 39 / F: 29

So many lgf threads but where are the sbf threads? c-can we get one going?

>>25818806
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Gaytex was the best contra-indicator yet again, thanks

>>25820989
R: 4 / F: 2

How many times have you farted today?

>>25820105
R: 37 / F: 9

Eurofagbros…

>>25821102
R: 5 / F: 0

im dangerously close to Germany

>>25813181
R: 125 / F: 14

Rip

I wish to go sleep and wake up in 2006
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I already felt miserable and depressed back then, but i didn't know how much worse it was gonna be. In that year some key-events of my life happened and that made me become this souless undead weak man i am. I'm just a piece of shit and there is nothing i'm able to do to change it cause i'm old and stupid. I keep fantasizing about killing myself, making plans, but then i get back to reality to know i don't have the balls to do anything. I hope i die in my sleep tonight. Or wake up from this bad dream. Time is so fucking ruthless.

>>25813549
R: 48 / F: 24

what was your favorite visual novel imma download it

>>25820158
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Fucking jewtube algorithm just repeats the same videos again and again to me, removing the indicator how much of it i already watched. And i just again and again watch that slop.

>>25820960
R: 2 / F: 0

Uhmmm techbros? Our response?

>>25820973
R: 1 / F: 0

La-la-la-lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah it's tasty as hell Ooh mamacita, now you're ringing the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack Ooh super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>25820929
R: 0 / F: 0

It is not possible to fail at life there is no such thing as a "loser"

>>25820911
R: 1 / F: 0

Good afternoon. I hate women.

Cocktail question
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Apart from the famous cocktails (Margarita, daquiri e.t.c.) what are some unique cocktails that Bernd has tried? I'd want to make some and I'd prefer the shake and strain ones.

>>25820243
R: 27 / F: 7

How come Trump is allowed to do the surreal things he is doing without anything preventing him from doing it before he does it? I don't get it. It feels too surreal for me. This sequence of events is something you would expect from an African nation.

>>25820501
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If our world is a Civ game, this is one of the wonders

>>25809133
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>age: 20 >sexual partners: 0 lol someone innocent at this level is already condemned to be an incel by the universe for all eternity

>>25818108
R: 24 / F: 8

Trump is right! It's outrageous. In fact, this afternoon, I'm marching down to my corner shop and having words with the shopkeeper because I buy milk from him all the time but he NEVER buys milk from me! I'm going to charge myself 20% extra for the milk i buy from him until this changes! That'll learn him...

>>25817272
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Did you watch such cartoon upon your childhood?

>>25818169
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They're going to kick my door in, pin me to the ground and yell at me while pointing their guns at my cat and I then put me in prison for 10 years robbing me of vital years of my life, then have me placed on a registry so random people can harass me and refuse to house me because of my KC post history.

>>25820413
R: 3 / F: 1

Would bernd prefer a submissivecat or a spicycat? Personally spicycats seem more fun tbh.

>>25820221
R: 4 / F: 1

L'Art of le Deal

>>25819846
R: 14 / F: 1

poor jew :(

>>25819528
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How do hyenas have sex??

>>25819901
R: 30 / F: 4

Russian man Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is being sent to prison in the Philippines because of Russophobia.

>>25820300
R: 18 / F: 11

>insider trading

>>25820071
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This is the company that hosts kohlchan: https://osintguardian.com/2024/01/28/frantech-solutions-and-its-relationship-with-criminal-networks/ Mods don't want you to know about this, so save the link quick before they delete this thread.

>>25819156
R: 14 / F: 4

I want to rape a child really fucking bad

>>25820299
R: 5 / F: 0

What a week

ART OF THE DEAL
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>impose tariffs one everyone >most of them accept the negotiations (expected) >china doesnt >blackmail everyone into boycotting china to destroy the main enemy of the US >establish dominance You niggers dont understand how genius that is.

>>25819715
R: 3 / F: 0

Did you know that zoomers treat the internet and social media like the real world? For example if you chat with a girl on instagram it means you are already in an actual relationship. Liking someone's story or post is equivalent to a asking for a date.

reality check
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I used to think i know everything about politics and would always say the politicians are retarded but now that i analyze and figure out the reasoning of the latest events and trump pulling his 5d chess strategies i start to think im just a dumb nigger because i couldnt come up with these solutions at least of my current intellectual development state

DRINKING
R: 15 / F: 10

and watching Football, i'm kinda tired of pummeling stupid english teams

>>25820248
R: 3 / F: 0

Soon moving together with gf. I won't be able to browse Kc anymore in evening when coming home from work.

>>25817912
R: 25 / F: 5

Old thread vanished. Today I got a new delivery with another 11 kg filament. OK, that's all.

>>25820035
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do you think Trump will pardon Derek Chauvin? i will forgive him everything if he does

>>25820039
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I don't have sex because I don't look like this