How did Lebanon become muslamified?

I sharted while on a walk today, it was around 7:30 AM, all of a sudden 2/3 of the way through my walk I had a shart that wouldn't be denied Luckily there were no pedestrians or cars going by, so I pulled down my pants and projectile sharted on a snow bank next to a tall fence I don't think anybody saw me, I pulled my pants back up and finished the walk, the force was great enough I didn't get any on my shirt and only a little bit on my pants through my underwear I rinsed the underwear and threw everything in the washer before showering off I had 6 cups of doubleshot espresso with 1 nitro cold brew drink, and I ate some leftover pasta and there was a lot of sauce left, and I think the tomato skins from the extra tomatoes I add upset my stomach

I don't feel so good

What's bernd's favorite style of beer? I just buy different beers and drink them without consideration, but have decided to educate myself. Next time I'm buying some beer, I am going to select one of each: A dark lager, a bock, a stout and a porter. That should get me started.

I bought a 2nd bag of trail mix but I don't know where I left it. It's berry falvor.

Pøst Your Food! Selfcooked, snacks or slopa. Im just start cooking a fast mealm.

Why do we repeat ourselves in thredas, I thought we had free will or something..

I need cozy good quality sci-fi to watch

I can't top this with anything so I won't try.

I once read some kind of self-help book for artists about finding your thing (meaning turning hobby profitable or some sort) and the author unironically said that his thing is drawing on napkins

justin trudeau resembles yubaba

Thoughts? Prayers?

because fuck monday

I wish there was a game like Rome total war or age of empires that incorporated more trading for resources not in your territory so war was more of a big deal

Does any Bernd have a private kohl archive? I am looking for some posts I made here in March 2022. Can you help?

Euros are crying and bitching? Yep, America is winning.

Mom just yelled at me because the cat went crazy.

Dwayne RAUS

character in the center represents you and accurately mimics your likeness

Things that are absolutely evil despite widely considered great: Women rights Sports Universal literacy ...

There is no rational argument against furries

Why are right-wing women so fucking stupid dumb bimbos? Shouldn't they be in the kitchen making a sammich instead embarassing everybody?

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1898759859459203457

why jews have progantism

How often do I have do tell this spic to shut the fuck up?

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be; Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, Deferential, glad to be of use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous— Almost, at times, the Fool. I grow old ... I grow old ... I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me. I have seen them riding seaward on the waves Combing the white hair of the waves blown back When the wind blows the water white and black. We have lingered in the chambers of the sea By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

Even taking a dump in public can now give you the AIDS

I used to "date" a half Arab (Iraqi) girl many years ago, and one time we watched a movie together where there was Arabic speech, and she said that it's a "disgusting language". Why are brown people like this?

there is a seller in Germany on Discogs who has 15 items (records, CDs) that I want. but he won't ship to the USA anymore because of Donald Trump

Should I fap today?

survey thread. this is the survey - are you sad? please reply in the thread y/n

I can't stop thinking that the woman who would have fallen in love with me was aborted in this timeline and that's why I'm alone, in another alternate timeline her mother didn't abort her and she grew up to fall in love with me, there I must be very happy but here I'm a failure, no doubt my aborted girlfriend would love me and I wouldn't be sad

Why do people nowadays associate religion, especially Catholicism with being right wing? 99% of people who go to church are completely normal people and not chronically online the west has fallen chuds

Все заебись

Any Australians here?

White women being attentionwhores against

press F to pay respects

I dread the thought of going to work tomorrow. please god just kill me or let me have peace

Would you be a strong, kind man, and a genuine male ally of feminism?

Were you aware that Kumar is a Russian narkoman slang from way back in the soviet era.

Let me tell you a story, Bernd. I've been at the beach in China for the last few days with a grill I'm smashing (chink) and her hampig friend ('murrican). For reference hampig is 5 foot tall and about 90kg. Pic should give you an idea. That's what she looked like blubbering around on the beach. Yesterday we were on a boat trip and the hampig starts talking to a foreign white guy, chats for a while and asks for a his wechat. The guy is about 5'10 and completely average looking. Again, pic should give you an idea. So she starts talking to him on wechat, asks him out and obviously he knocks her back, because she's a hampig. For the rest of the day hampig has a bawling breakdown; "No one has ever asked me out! Why don't men like me? What's wrong with me?" etc, etc. So today my chonkgrill smashfriend tells me that a few weeks ago she and the hampig had a gynoid heart to heart and she told the hampig she needs to be more realistic if she wants to get a guy and go for guys on her level, and it occured to me that the hampig thought that the average guy was on her level. Her idea of what she realstically attain was a 6/10 guy and not a 9/10 guy. Women are genuinely fucking insane.

euro cope status has critical mass, you can't browse kc anymore without coming across a globalhomo bot thread or an actual delusional euro. Sad to see

Went to church last week, met some blonde, some friends were friends with... She's starts chatting with me, i chat back... looks me... differently. Not much, but not little. I went again this week, we chat again, but she acts more directly with me, show me pics of her family, talks about family, etc. I ask her to go out, she mentions going to church today, i ask her if i could meet her, she says she is glad to... (so ok, something is happening) I go there, we talk a bit before the event, not much during the preaching, she says goodbye to me before the preach ends, but in such a crushing shameful way. at the very end, i ask her about we doing something the rest of the day, (nothing sexual or anything, just spending some time together since is a sunny sunday evening, she says nah, compliments me in that same disgusting way and depart from each other. I really don't know what happpened or why she did that, i hope when i die someone answer me that upheaven.

Is there some software that I can use to sync folders between my PC and smartphone via wifi/bluetooth? Internet could work too but I don't want it to be too much of a hassle Basically I want to sync my audiobook mp3s and ebook epubs between my laptop and phone so I can listen to and read the same thing And by sync i mean sync which is automatic download when i enter the app, without the need to manually redownload everything like with google drive

The happiest day for Abraham. No more listening to hoholian oinking all the day. The sun is shining and he is among the friends at last

I just had the balcony door open for a longer time. I noticed someone walking back and forth outside. Naturally, I was worried. It seemed as if the steps had no destination except back and forth. At some point, I closed my balcony door. A few minutes later, I heard a male voice shouting something in a very aggressive tone. Apart from “son of a bitch”, I didn't understand much. Then another male voice, which sounded like it was trying to calm the other guy down, said “Everything's fine”. Pretty sure one of my stalkers was pacing back and forth outside and the other male person was a police officer. He feels threatened by me and restricted in his lifestyle. (just like me, it's actually absurd. It's delusion vs. some kind of delusion, but also very real) I actually feel sorry for him. This situation has just been the first time he has made himself known to me. Even though I didn't see him. Hearing him now for the first time, how he is beside himself, outraged and realizing that he is a person with feelings, who causes me great suffering but feels existentially threatened by me, made me feel very much for him. This obviously unstable person developed a delusion towards me because external, left-wing forces couldn't resist conducting "information campaigns" against me for whatever retarded reasons. This is not my fault. Not only my life, but also this man's life as well as uninvolved third parties was negatively influenced by people who otherwise consider themselves to be thoroughly good people. They will burn in hell. I think I should finally move. For his sake. I feel weird now.

Linux just works. And if it doesn't, for you, you're just too low IQ for it. This is the case and I'm tired of pretending it's now.

Some random russian guy commented in one of my instacranco posts, how do I reply to him in an informal way, in russian of course, like "yeah, that's right".

Holy shit. She chose to adopt a kitten that looks just like her. Do you think that she has baby fever. And substites a human baby with another "mini me"?

Should I move to Warsaw?

I WILL BECOME ELITE RUST ENGINEER FOR SYSTEM PROGRAMING AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

Rate my wallpaper

55 year old women on Japan be like.

will europe rise against?

... man near White House https://www.foxnews.com/us/secret-service-shoots-man-overnight-armed-confrontation-near-white-house

Day 1 of the big sumo tournament in Osaka >oinkraine wrestlers both lose <Russian wrestler wins <American wrestler wins

I remember 3 years ago when the war in Ukraine started all the kc memes were about "3 days special military operation" and Putin with a monke face and that meat block. Now the memes are about Zelenski begging and looking angry and to the last hohol. What changed? Why did kc consensus move from pro-Ukraine to pro-Poccner? I have no opinion on this, both sides are equally subhuman to me. Just curious about what happened to make Bernd switch sides.

Is that true? I want to become an elite system programmer!

Bernd you need to expand your portfolio, I suggest learning how to design industrial steel buildings.

I have small coolant leak from under EGR seal. I already changed sealant once two months ago, and mechanic said to get back if it leaks. But I am too lazy to go to him again. What do you think about pouring a bit of this thing into coolant and maybe it will seal the leak?

must go to store to acquire minerals sugar im thinking brownies

wrote a lengthy topic relevant to KC but Firefox fucks me over by not saving it punishing me for not using a Chromium fork

Based aesthetics not gonna lie.

Has anyone here ever tried acting? I can take acting lessons in my city because I've always been curious, must be fun to incarnate a character and forget about your everyday life

I fucking LOVE smoking cigarettes.

Black men are simply superior

Have you ever eaten a chupa cabra?

>Life if prostitution wasn't illegal for some reason

I am tired of having you all take the piss out of me. I have fought many street battles and i have suffered stab wounds and i have faced off against the police things you joke about but I have actually done I am officially adding a block to my browser so that I have banned myself from posting on this website forever. I will never post here again thank you to the admins for the patience you have shown me. Ich liebe Deutschland. I have shown you patience as well but i am tired of you taking me for granted now my stab wound is healing and i will look for a job again there is no reason for me to post here please continue to enjoy the brain rot of stupid eastern europeans and dumbarse brazilian-americans chatting shit to that french guy who was my friend, you know who you are, I love you :) god save your soul god bless france and I will support france wherever you go - do not kid yourself into thinking England is your enemy, far from it, we support your effort to provide Europe with a strong right arm to the hungaryans who never caused me issues and to the australians who always made me laugh, god bless you this is Harlow, Essex signing off forever im putting this website on my block list i have saved enough child booty to last me a lifetime :) well done russia for winning your war in ukraine bye everyone :) <3

What group of people do you hate the most?

Warning: BTAB ahead. I have an important announcement to make: Bernds must be aware of the fact that the nickname “Baćka” ascribed to the president of Belarûs is not organic, and was NOT given to him by Belarûsians. It either originated in Russia, or was created by some advisor of his (who obviously was not a native Belarûsian) as a part of some failed PR stunt. End of message. Read on only if you need a detailed explanation. In 1990ies half of the country still lived in villages. Many among the other half were first generation urban residents. That is, if they did not speak the standard language, they could speak some dialect at least. In the Belarûsian language the word “baćka” simply means “father” with no undertones whatsoever (!) (and likewise in any dialect you can think of). Now stop for a while and think: What kind of feeling you need to have for a person to call him “father”, “our father”? I would imagine you would have to be some kind of cultist for that. That's why people normally refer to him as "Luka" (informally), or invent for him offensive nicknames, some fans even used to passionately call him “our Sashka”, but nobody but Russians calls him “baćka”, and that’s why this nickname annoys many Belarûsians greatly.

Since G-d ordained his chosen ones not to carry objects in public places on Shabbat (that's saturday for us goys) they have been coming up with inventive solutions to deal with a nasty problem: house keys. How to get to the synagogue without leaving the front door unlocked? First off you could lock the door and hide the key somewhere in your front yard, but only if it's fenced or surrounded by an eruv. Alternatively, and this is the smarter solution, you could wear the key like a broach, or turn it into a belt buckle. You see, if you wear the key, you're not really carrying the key. It's just jewelry, or it's the thing that keeps your pants from falling down. But you have to make sure that the key actually looks good as jewelry, or that it actually performs a function (such as keeping your pants from falling down), otherwise G-d will see through your ruse! Rabbi Chaim Hillel Raskin raises a valid point: the moment you insert the key into keyhole it potentially crosses the threshold between a public area (the street) into a private area (the house interior) which would not be kosher at all. In such cases you would have to unlock the door while wearing the key, therefore you could tell G-d that you didn't carry an object from outside but you just unlocked the door with a piece of your clothing. In any case, it's important to put the key back as your broach\belt buckle\whatever before finally entering the house. Hope you learned something Bernd, stay kosher!

Grug think real hard in grug brain and grug decide admin of web site is grug freind :)

25 years ago today my first exposure to American culture

its over.

Is this a good haircut? I just got it done the other day

>be cocky french knights commanded by the son of the most influent and rich man in the west at the time, the duke of Burgundy, more powerful than the french king >the wallachian warlord mircea, who defeated Bayezid one year earlier tries to talk sense into them, how the proper strategy should be >sacrebleu, le who is this le gypsy think he is, le fuck off >french heavy cavalry charges head on >smug turks were prepared with spikes, archers >finally janissaries finish the job >take very many prosoners and execute them exept the really noble ones for ransom because it's about SENDING A FUCKING MESSAGE >western cucks are so scaredof the big bad turrk they dont ever sent any help at all to eastern christians fighting against turks for the next 200 years or so kek, who are the subhumans now?

:)

is it accurate to say that russians were the first proto-cattle race, of which all other cattle races were modeled after like americans and brazilians?

What will coding Bernds do when AI takes their job? t. software engineer likely to be laid off next year

Is this crazy?

do you have wectern-backed real democracy in your country?

wtf

Just a few more weeks until i move out. I will just sit and goon all day long. Farting and jerking off over and over and giving in to the degeneracy. I will never go outside ever

Watching a video of some guy show casing some coding stuff, you can hear this loser tap on his little MacBook keys and occasionally his iPhone notification bell goes off in the background. How much semen does this guy swallow for breakfast? Macfags are an embarrassment on humanity.

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yet another muslim chimp out on the europe

How does Germany's next chancellor go from a longtime pro-American conservative to an isolationist warhawk talking about rapid decoupling from the United States? What will he do about all of the US military bases in Germany, or Tesla's new factory near Berlin? Will he just seize/expel them? On a side note, he was anti-vaccine mandate, so there's that.

Are there some good games that happen in modern EVROPEAN city? Like Amsterdam or London? Or maybe some german cities? I am thinking of something GTA-like to apreciate EVROPEAN culture.

Whats going on in your countrys capital? Here Berlin... I never visited my capital.

The weak NATO should fear the strong Moscow

How can Brazil bernds complain at all about Brazil, I don't understand it. In Brazil you could live in a favela with your beautiful GF with a peachy ass and have sex with her all the time and spend your free time on the beach with her in awesome weather, awesome weather all year round. Brazil bernds live in heaven and they don't even realize it.

It was a true one-in-a-million moment of fate which revealed God's will manifest. Everything else can be manipulated, but this was true καιρός (the opportune moment when divine will intersects human affairs seen as a "supreme moment" of destiny) and an anagogic epiphany.

where is the american who told me the admins of this website like me :3 im from harlow and ive stabbed people and ive been stabbed and i have run away from the police on several occasions i have had the police breathing down my neck and ive been in four street fights i really need you to validate my existance :)

Another great movie about Jews

What kohlchan opinion will have you like this????

My old life will soon end Don't feel pity for me You may even point and laugh

BRAZILIAN LIVES MATTERS! BRAZILIAN LIVES MATTERS! BRAZILIAN LIVES MATTERS! BRAZILIAN LIVES MATTERS! BRAZILIAN LIVES MATTERS!

What kind of domicile does Bernd occupy? Rural trailer? Suburban House? City apartment? Townhouse? I live in a new-ish apartment building basically exactly like picrel.