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> ive stabbed people and ive been stabbed and i have run away from the police on several occasions i have had the police breathing down my neck and ive been in four street fights You are supposed to be outside of England conquering the uncontrollable. You are boxed away and now your instincts are going mad

one time my mate had a smashed up bonnet on his motor and old bill clocked us on the road round harlow and we had to dip down some random residential area and we heard the police drive past ring their sirens out they was looking for us one other time i got pulled up by undies outside my cousins yard but we had a good alibi and parred them off

the life you dickheads joke about i live that shit

the kid that used to live down my road was made homeless cuz his parents chucked him out and long story short he fell in with some crackheads and he held one of his mates in his arm while he died when you get chinged it aint a joke fam

OP's life.

i still remember how quick my lil bro rattled off his name and DoB when undies pulled us over but I told him to chill we had enough gs of gwarn on us to put man up in front of magistrates you get me

if i catch Igor round my yard that opp is getting splashed up you dun know

>>25603334 i actually got reported to the fed cuz some of the tools in my inventory are fully illegal