/int/ - I sharted while on a walk today, it was around 7:30 AM, all of a sudden 2/3 of the way through my wa

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:20:12 GMT No. 25601846 >>25601856

yes of course it was the tomato skins and not the chemicals in your nitro drink

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:21:10 GMT No. 25601850 >>25604191

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>I had 6 cups of doubleshot espresso >think the tomato skins from the extra tomatoes I add upset my stomach

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:22:29 GMT No. 25601856 >>25602006

>>25601846 Not sure if this is an ESL moment, there are 3 ingredients on the label, nitro just means nitrogen gas. You pop the tab and it gasses up the coffee Every time I make this spaghetti I've had upset stomach, I also add a lot of peppers and cayenne but I think peeling the tomatoes would ease my stomach. I've been meaning to try it for a while now

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:22:50 GMT No. 25601861

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>>25601833

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:22:54 GMT No. 25601862 >>25601878

>>25601833 did you go from everything being fine and needing to shit RIGHT NOW in like a minute? last two times i had similar situation the first time i made it all the way back to home holding in shit, second time i made it to the gas station toilet, which was 80% of the way to home

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:23:31 GMT No. 25601866 >>25601872

Based. I shart 2-3 times a month but always at home.

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:24:14 GMT No. 25601872

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>>25601866 In home sharts are best sharts

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:24:41 GMT No. 25601878

>>25601862 Yes, I shit a little bit before I showered and went for a walk, maybe I wasn't super relieved but I didn't think I was taking a risk stepping out the door

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:25:39 GMT No. 25601884

That's what you getting for betrayal of your own race, filthy walker

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:26:02 GMT No. 25601886 >>25601897

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I miss the Ylilauta shart threads

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:28:17 GMT No. 25601897

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>>25601886

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:29:11 GMT No. 25601903

good to hear i am something of a shartist myself

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:32:10 GMT No. 25601917

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I had my first shart ever in February. Fortunately I was at home, but it was still a traumatic experience

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:35:13 GMT No. 25601937

the gut of an shartmerican should be classified as an dangerous explosive weapon

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:37:09 GMT No. 25601949 >>25604220 >>25604280 >>25604350 >>25604739

One of my proudest moments is holding in a diarrhea for a whole 8 hour workday until I could get home, an American cannot comprehend such iron-willed steel of a mind

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:38:14 GMT No. 25601953 >>25602086

There is a little woods I could have sharted in and did once before wiping my ass with cotton socks but now I wear wool socks that I’d like not to lose and it was just a little too far Last year me I sharted I swore off spicy Indian food (I got vindaloo and chicken tikka masala)

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 15:47:36 GMT No. 25602006 >>25602821

>>25601856 Do you cut of the "crust" of your toast as well?

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:03:03 GMT No. 25602086

>>25601953 >Indian food >chicken tikka masala That's a British dish

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:09:18 GMT No. 25602127

wtf so sharts are real?!

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:23:33 GMT No. 25602209 >>25602268

When I lift and gorge before I go to sleep and wake up really early I always fart non stop. I’ll smell up whole areas of a building no cap.

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 16:31:32 GMT No. 25602268

>>25602209 based

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:54:56 GMT No. 25602821

>>25602006 Slurp up my shart dumbfuck peeling tomato is a common thing to do, fucking philistine

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:55:24 GMT No. 25602825

Burgers gonna shart

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:57:02 GMT No. 25602835

More sharts!

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 20:59:19 GMT No. 25604157

Up

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:04:26 GMT No. 25604191

>>25601850 american cuisine

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:06:04 GMT No. 25604199

>>25601833 >projectile sharted on a snow bank snowgarch!

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:08:52 GMT No. 25604214

In high school during passing period I would always fart. And own everyone. Also in chemistry in middle school. When working in sulfur I could fart freely.

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:09:00 GMT No. 25604216

I sharted my pants last year just taking a piss outside. It wasn't a fart, liquid all down my legs. r8

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:09:25 GMT No. 25604220

>>25601949 You don't have the freedom to shart in your country

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:09:57 GMT No. 25604225

That's why nobody walks in your country.

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:11:07 GMT No. 25604244

>>25601833 >Luckily there were no pedestrians or cars going by, so I pulled down my pants and projectile sharted on a snow bank next to a tall fence Channeled your inner indian.

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:14:35 GMT No. 25604280 >>25604321

>>25601949 Lmao what a retard. Gigagoycattle tier to do that instead of taking a break to use the work toilet.

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:20:22 GMT No. 25604321

>>25604280 Fear of public toilets is part of social anxiety

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:24:41 GMT No. 25604350

>>25601949 I'd rather get paid to shit.

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 21:31:02 GMT No. 25604382

Burgeria is decades-old rolling experiment on human bowel resilience to industrial slops

Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 22:10:41 GMT No. 25604739

>>25601949 this

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 01:00:50 GMT No. 25605811

Did you know long distance runners frequently get diarrhea and shart during their marathons?