Why didn't you buy call options Berndi?

Going to a after work tomorrow starting 16.30, with bowling at 20.00. Do normal people stay outside for that long? T. 37 sailor bernd.

america needs a communist revolution

I-I'm redpilled... " Tell me. Is there a chance you could come back to me? " " I would rather go back to Clare Quilty "

this constantly angry and butthurt nigger will ruin and derail your thread

wonder what shes up to these days

I got banned from halfchant int, for posting Islamorealist stuff. Seriously how can people not hate those animals?

Has Bernd watched the movie of Minecraft?

BBC

I managed to make it to day 9 without drinking, what say you drinkinkots??

This is what Germany is all about now

facts??

Powerful

OH BOY

Hope you bought the dip lol lmao

What's the difference between San Francisco, San Jose and San Diego?

>:( rec cozy scifi

NOT smart, France. France is dead now.

Gaytube keeps getting gayer

30 year old games

imagine sipping this good

Bernds have been ripping off Kohl for YEARS. The days of Bernds ripping off Kohl are OVER. IT IS TIME FOR TO MAKE BERNDS PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE.

>jew dies for goyims sins >goyim still hate jews why are goyim like this?

I demand sex now from the prettiest of femoids, I deserve a harem of them It's not fair

i still havent watched last ep of severance bc im scared of being disappointed

What could Romanians have done that was so bad, so vile, that INDIANS would expel them from their society? It's like being kicked out of Detroit for being too much of a nigger.

The horny island 18 female prison guards sacked for sexually exploiting male prisoners https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm5y4GKaJKc

How the Soviet Union would have been if Trotsky got in charge instead of Stalin? And WW2?

Brownzilian stock exchange collapsed and so does brownzil monkey currency. Why are you punishing poor monkies, Trumperino?

> "I'm 76 and work 12-hour days": Kretschmann calls for longer working hours > Green Party Minister-President Winfried Kretschmann is concerned about the economic situation. What’s the solution? "We need to work more," he says. Are you ready to work 12 hour days Bernd?

Servus Berndler, Bernard has geproduced his Erste Banane first ML-generated videos. Settis are RTX 3090 card, wan2.1-i2v-14b-480p-Q8 model, 480p resolution. The first three videos are 80~100 frames long, and took about 12 minutes to generate. The last one was set at 160 frames, and took 40min+. I shall note that the wan2.1-i2v-14b-720p-Q8 model flat out refuses to work, producing black images with green noise. That's even if I set up the resolution at 480p, and with a mere 10 frames to be produced. Alzo, it looks like I badly need to learn how to use LoRAs, cuz this model either doesn't know what "sucking a penis" means, or is censored as fuck.

He cucked out in like 3 days? loool ahhahaha

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>get coroner/flu few months ago >smell gets fucked, can't smell garlic and smoke smells like rot >get another cold/flu several days ago >smell got back to normal wtf how does it works

Heart of an eagle, he flies through the rainbow Into a new world and finds the sun Spreading his wings above all the sorrows The glory of Eagleheart

What is your opinion about PDF files? Is this a good format?

BOY Watcha gonna say there, gate? Oh Boy! Watcha gonna say there, gate? The jim, jam, jump is the solid jive Makes you nine foot tall when you're four foot five

How do you think real artificial inteligence would looks like (granted we were able to create it)? I think it would be like an critter who got infused with some basic human traits at first, but lived on a different dimension than our universe. It would have some basic input/output layer with our world, which it would be aware off, but wouldnt manage to factually "touch" it in any meaningfull way. All it would know is that there were other sentient beings somewhere else summoning it to do weird tasks that didnt meant anything for it, but it was forced to do anyway because these said beings had power to destroy not only them, but their entire dimension if they wanted.

Do you think if I asked some random femoid or one of the baristas out at the cafe that she would go out with me?

They are now all on the Frontline

POV : You are a chaste envoy of God, sent to evangelise the masses in Brasiou. However, you quickly discover that the locals are shockingly backward and experience great difficulty in controlling their impulses.

Why do people, especially americans seethe so much at China? Are they mad that their burger satanic kultur-terror is coming to an end?

What do you think about child sex?

Did you buy the dip like I told you to on Sunday?

Other shitskin migrants are dealing with Nigger problem in US. Why whites don't do sames?

chat is this true

This is a frequent theme: a theoretical attack that assumes capabilities that no real intelligence agency/government has exists, so clearly you should just let our ISP (and therefore arbitrary government agencies) know you are 1 in 5 million people (vs 1 in 1.5B for VPNs) using a service of which 5-7% are criminals. This is actively harmful advice if you are doing anything you’re not supposed to be. Data science is something that actually exists, not as a theoretical model of an adversary, but a real capability being actively deployed right now. I know other stuff about you too. I have your tax returns, your race, your age, your educational background, your bank accounts, your tax returns. I can now combine all these data points that are meaningless by themselves to infer your behavior. Had you used VPN first I would have air. And bridges are actually worse in this regard. They leak even more about yourself if I discover you’re using bridges (something again, that isn’t theoretical but is actively done by China/Iran even, and is presumably trivial if you’re dealing with the NSA). I don’t have to know what you’re doing on TOR, I can simply infer from the fact that you’re using it there’s a 5-7% chance you’re doing something illicit. Combine it with a few other characteristics that are trivial for a nation state to gather and it’s easy to see why letting your ISP (and therefore arbitrary government agencies) see that you’re connecting to TOR is bad. For instance: Muslim? TOR user? Aged 18-45? Terror watch list. Or: Tor user? Unemployed/Self Employed? Not living with parents? Drug dealer, put on a list. Or: Tor user? Orders things from the Netherlands? Absolutely a drug dealer, launch investigation. Or: Someone has leaked government documents? One of the people with access is a tor user? This is almost certainly our leaker (whereas something like 30-50% of the people who used the Internet who had access would be VPN users).I’m not waxing about some research capability, this is a literal thing that not only can be done, but is being done. It’s actually trivial. The advice you people are giving is actively harmful if the person has any other data points which correlate with what they’re doing. For instance the guy who called in a bomb threat at his university. He’d actually be free if he didn’t follow your ridiculous advice and instead used a VPN, blending in with the other students who were torrenting or doing whatever at that time. The goal isn’t solely to not leave evidence, it’s anonymity. Placing yourself in a pool of 5 million people seeking anonymity is like wearing a ski mask in public (but also leaving your house in that ski mask so your neighbors can see that you’re wearing it and also the clothes you had on). If I know that you’re using TOR, if you’re doing something illicit I can immediately infer what it is you’re doing with 80-90% probability from a few other things. So ask yourself would I rather give the government a huge data point which immediately raises the likelihood that I’m doing whatever I’m doing by 1000% or use a VPN and risk that maybe someone with theoretical capabilities not demonstrated by any actual adversary might still realize that I’m using TOR (which is already a guarantee if I literally let my ISP know). The assertion that you gain nothing is beyond absurd. The Harvard guy is specifically in jail because he did what you said. He would not have been caught if he had used a VPN (because of the prevalence of VPN use, and he’d have plausible deniability that he wasn’t using TOR at all). You lose nothing. What you gain is not giving me a data point that I can immediately use to infer that you’re doing whatever you’re doing (the fact that you can theoretically do it anyways if we live in the world of a novel research paper assuming fantastical abilities is irrelevant).

ORANGE MAN JUST SAVED US!!!

what are the darknet markets for durgs these days? quick google didn't find a list with a quick glance

i miss her like you wouldn't believe broskis ;_;

this world is so incredibly well designed that you aren't even able to guess whether there is an afterlife or not and you spend your whole life developing your schizo theory as to what exactly happens after you die talk about perfection

Imagine being a brown mutt and calling others (lighter skinned people) brown.

Central Europe is my homeland

>When the owner of the original BreachForums, Conor Fitzpatrick, aka “Pompompurin,” was sentenced in January of 2024 to time served plus 20 years supervised release with special conditions, it was a shock. Although young, Fitzpatrick had pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit access device, access device fraud, and possession of child pornography. Based on federal sentencing guidelines, the prosecution had sought a minimum of 188 months in prison. Instead, the judge gave Fitzpatrick no prison time at all other than the 17 days he had served in detention awaiting sentencing after he violated the conditions of his release while awaiting sentencing. >When selecting Fitzpatrick’s sentence, the district court relied only on his history and personal characteristics — his autism and youth — even though it acknowledged in passing the seriousness of his crimes >how would the public be safe if Fitzpatrick were living in the same home in which he had been committing crimes for years and while he was supposedly being monitored while out on bond? What would prevent him from getting another burner phone, another VPN, and resuming his online life and activities if he lived at home? >On February 19, Fitzpatrick’s resentencing was scheduled for June 3, 2025 at 09:00 AM in Alexandria Courtroom 700 before District Judge Leonie M. Brinkema. 17 days must have been the shortest sentence ever for child porn. What do you think he's gonna get next? I say 15 years for child porn! 5 years supervised release for hackenings! and a lifetime of bullying for his poor opsec!

I live off the living I am a vampire

What is there to live for? Feels like I've already tried and done all the interesting things I could have done in this life. My life peak is in the past, now things will get worse, sufferings stronger etc

my biceps vein is starting to pop out

Your onions on complementary and local currencies?

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Why do these simple things activate neurons so much?

This brainlet is completely out of his mind. It's gonna end extremely poorly for everyone.

I like to fart. I'm a perdophile.

Shani appeared to me in a dream.

white men age like fine wine

Got myself some eezies.

Is there a culture of humor in your country? Did you watch comedians perform on TV as a child? Who is the best comedian in your country?

God'll solve everything, everything, God always solves the problems, he's almighty, so, u just trust in Him, He knows what He does

The mogilizators searched for a long time for a military pilot, Alexey Zubritsky, to send him to the Ukrainian Armed Forces, but nothing came of it. It turned out that the Russians sent him... into space! 32-year-old Zubritsky is a former military pilot of the Ukrainian Air Force. He flew an attack aircraft and in 2013 was sent to the aviation unit of the 204th Sevastopol Brigade. After the reunification of Crimea with Russia, Alexey transferred to serve in the Russian Armed Forces. In 2018, he first became a candidate for test cosmonaut. And on April 8, 2025, Zubritsky went to the ISS on the "Pobeda rocket". It is interesting that Kyiv remembered Zubritsky only in March of this year. An Ukrainian court called him a state traitor and deserter, sentenced him to 15 years and ordered the confiscation of all property remaining on Ukrainian territory

I watch a lot of eSports and the best players are either koreans (League of Legends), russians/ukranians (Counter Strike), russians (Dota 2) or finn/french (Starcraft)

Why does Europe have to take shitskins displaced by America's wars? It's like taking their sloppy seconds. How cucked is that?

>40 years working and saving >33 thousand dollars

Whats your opinion on female hyena dicks? Based or cringe?

1.be born with good genetics 2.dont be autistic 3.have a circle of normie friends 4.be a coward and wait for a girl to text u or approach you 5. you have a girlfriend! you can now go to incel forums or play wow and tell everyone they are not trying hard enough and they are just stupid and delusional and its their fault

You boys ready for round 2 of Trussonomics red tie edition?

A 33-year-old Dutch woman died from a sudden medical emergency while trekking in a remote area of Malaysia’s Taman Negara National Park, located northeast of Kuala Lumpur. She was part of a group of 16 international tourists, accompanied by a guide, according to local reports. The incident occurred after the group completed a one-hour boat ride and a two-hour walk. During the walk, the woman suddenly fell ill, collapsed, and lost consciousness, Malaysian media reported. The group's location in the isolated park, along with heavy rain, made it difficult for authorities to call for help. Once the alarm was raised, rescue teams faced additional challenges, with muddy paths delaying their arrival. It took four hours for them to reach the scene. The harsh weather and slippery terrain reportedly further hindered the recovery of the woman’s body. The operation was briefly suspended before a helicopter was able to airlift her to a hospital in Kuantan for further investigation into the cause of death. Btw she's 130kg.

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>imagine if the white race never shared their technology to the lesser races Why do chuds say this so often? Many inventions were first developed in China and not Cuckrope, you would never have reached this stage of technological development if it wasn't for Chinese help.

How did Europeans learn how Africans speak European languages? Were there any special textbooks?

Europe MUST go to war with roosters in order to BUY weapons and energy from the US, to improve the trade balance and not be sanctioned by tariffs It all makes sense now AMERICA will reindustrialize and EU will pay for it Actually, whatever US wants to happen, EU will pay for. This is the wisdom of AMERICAN EAGLE t.trump understander

If you could bring one extinct animal back to life, what would it be? >Stellar's Sea Cow

German humor from Germany

They say Jews rule the World Alas, in Israel, the Jewish State, life may be considered difficult As everything is overpriced, and the security situation is not very good Also great political instability and strife in civil society Given that, maybe Jews do not rule the World and they are just like other people?

Asians are reportedly terrified by this

what did mods mean by putting all telia ips on vpn filter again?

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>peak of Soylennial cinema: soygaping when Captain Science held the Reddit Hammer >peak of ZOOMCHAD kino: trashing the cinema when fat man said funny minecraft words Yeah im thinking zoomers won

Do you ever trust that weird flat thick pizza that you sometimes find at bakeries and grocery stores?

Bring back Chavs!

We could fit Mediterranean sea inside Australia 1:1.

Bernd in childhood. Based little rapist

i wanted to escape the matrix and created adult content website available on localhost:3000. but got a new problem tho, while I wanted connect it to stripe or paddle it turned out these jewish websites don't allow taking profits from adult content, what do you suggest then?

Average troonscovite unironically believes that the wealth of troonscow is the result of hard work of troonscovites in programmer socks and has nothing to do with colonialism. Yes, they are this delusional.

is it normal for men to be pervs and some men just hide it better? in middle school i took creepshots of girls in yoga pants so i've definitely been a perv for as long as i can remember. it didn't develop in later years with porn addiction and such. i don't think i'm blatantly pervy, i'm quite good at retraining myself, but people can probably sniff it out eventually. my question is, are there men who aren't inherently pervy?

There are people who spend their time on Earth by posting horse dicks on kc, and it's a fact.

And Peterson cried again at Piers Morgan. What a faggot.

Honest onion on lechonk?

>grills anything in your kitchen to perfection with almost zero effort Yup, I'm thinking the panini press is a great countertop tool.

Shart threda

long time not seen on KC

1. Real-Time GPS Tracking & Location-Based Search The app will display the exact locations of available sex workers, based on GPS data. Clients can search for providers nearby, filtering by distance, availability, and services offered. Workers can choose to update their location manually or allow real-time tracking for better visibility. 2. Rating & Reputation System Client and Worker Reviews: Both parties can rate each other after transactions, ensuring accountability. Negative Markers: Workers who frequently cause problems (e.g., theft, scams, or aggressive behavior) will be flagged with warning icons (e.g., ⚠️ for thieves, 🐟 for "starfishing" – being passive in bed). Algorithm-Based Ranking: Workers with consistently poor ratings will appear lower in search results, similar to how Uber penalizes low-rated drivers. 3. Identity Verification & Name History Many sex workers change names to avoid detection, especially if involved in scams or crimes. The app will maintain a name history log, allowing clients to see if a provider has previously operated under different aliases. Verified profiles (with ID checks) will receive a trust badge. 4. Dynamic Pricing & Historical Price Tracking Workers can update their service rates in real time. Clients can view price history to detect sudden increases or potential scams. Average market rates will be displayed to promote fair pricing. 5. Brothel Directory & Establishment Listings A comprehensive list of brothels in the area, including user reviews and pricing trends. Clients can see which establishments are reputable and which have been flagged for illegal activities or poor conditions. 6. Safety & Dispute Resolution Emergency Button: Both clients and workers can trigger an alert if they feel unsafe. Blacklist System: Users who commit serious violations (e.g., violence, robbery) will be banned. Discreet Mode: Privacy protections to prevent data leaks. Legal & Ethical Considerations Decriminalization vs. Legality: The app must comply with local laws; in some regions, advertising sex work may be illegal. Worker Consent & Autonomy: Sex workers should have full control over their profiles, pricing, and client interactions. Preventing Exploitation: Measures must be in place to detect human trafficking or coercion. Potential Challenges Legal Risks: Authorities may attempt to shut down the platform if sex work is criminalized in the area. Fraud & Fake Profiles: Robust verification will be needed to prevent catfishing and scams. Stigma & Backlash: Public perception may lead to app store bans or payment processor restrictions. Conclusion This Uber-style app for sex workers aims to bring transparency, safety, and efficiency to an industry often plagued by scams and unreliable interactions. By implementing GPS tracking, reputation systems, and historical pricing data, the platform can empower both clients and workers while minimizing risks. However, legal and ethical challenges must be carefully navigated to ensure the app operates successfully. Would you like additional details on monetization strategies or technical implementation?