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>>24898241
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Where can I find mentally ill/addicted girls in my city? I have been friends with an opioid addicted Russian girl before and it was such a great experience, I need to have that experience again and this time I won't let my shit be stolen. Give me ideas, rehabilitation centers, internet forums whatever. I need that unstable pussy.

>>24904457
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Bitcoinbros we are le BACK!!

>>24903235
R: 21 / F: 1

my gramps, can you guess his ethnicity?

ЦИПСО
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ЦИПСО or 72nd Psychological and Information Warfare Center is a military division responsible for all ukranine’s shitposting and russophobic content. They are working on twitter, reddit, most wect news sites and they are for sure operating on kohlchan, so you should know about them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/72nd_Psychological_and_Information_Warfare_Center_(Ukraine)

>>24904433
R: 1 / F: 0

What is your favourite german painter: Anselm Kiefer or Gerhard Richter?

>>24902017
R: 22 / F: 4

Some finnish boat autist figured out from gps data Yi Peng 3 dragged its anchor for 400 km under sea, there were several underwater cables on the route but it managed to cut only two, the gps data shows the vessel almost got stuck into underwater mud hill from its anchor in the middle of "operation" kek The case seems clear as water, what are lörs predictions what will happen next?

>>24904338
R: 4 / F: 2

Please remember her

>>24897259
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what are the first three main laws of your constitution? are you happy with them? what would you want them to be instead? I personally prefer the american constitution over the german one.

>>24901290
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Does anyone have that Mymy toilet pussy video? It was posted here a couple days ago. It was hilarious but I didn't download it.

>>24892893
R: 34 / F: 5

Which European city would you live in if you knew you died in 10 years? Which one if you died in 60 years and couldn't move to another place?

>>24904171
R: 10 / F: 1

don't work out if you have a small dick

SEXUAL EMERGENCY!!!!!
R: 7 / F: 2

Retard went to take a shit in a public toilet. Retard got raped by a paki. Retard got saved by mummy.

>>24904245
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Arrive job 'all good? All good. I'm leaving now. Ok' And so the Digimon world session begins

>>24902871
R: 22 / F: 2

you will NEVER own cheap real estate in souf brasil

>>24902921
R: 43 / F: 3

Do you have female friends? Is this thing as female friend possible?

>>24900437
R: 48 / F: 5

I'm a cocaine addict.

>>24904175
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God forgive me but I love the message of Dana White feuding with his mother. Mothers are cringe. Parents should invest all their energy in raising successful children when we are growing up and then fuck off. Love the message of The Sopranos relationship of Tony Soprano and his mom. I wish my parents nothing but the best but I want nothing to do with them.

>>24903968
R: 7 / F: 2

American soldiers visit Polish school

>>24903400
R: 6 / F: 1

Russian is literally softened, faggy Polish

>>24901280
R: 37 / F: 25

Has Bernd watched any Masterclass videos? I have siterip torrents and was wondering if there was anything worth downloading. Its like 800gb in total so i dont want to download it all

>>24903936
R: 7 / F: 1

A 14 year old gigachad raped 4 women while they were jogging in Mulhouse, Alsace, France If this happened in America, would the women go to jail for pedophilia?

>>24900232
R: 41 / F: 21

this is penis

Polandball Christmas Cards 2024
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Home alone on a Friday night, Bernd? Surely it was to not miss this year's Christmas cards threda! :3 How very wise of you. Once again, I've dusted off the old trusty drawing tablet, applied my high efficiency drawing skills (Aals ob), added a few glasses of whisky and spent a fortnight's worth of evenings on creating another set of two brand new Christmas themed cards – one wholly new one, and one inspired by an older motive – which I will send to anybody who wants them. Let this be proof that the spirit of pure love is very much alive, and that KC is the place where polandball originated. France has not been prominently featured before, it only made an appearance in the 2018 card, when yellow wests were still a thing. Today, it's about the Olympics. Can you identify all athletes in the picture? I've also remade the 2016 card by recycling the motive of Trump building a wall – this time, of presents! Thereby concluding the remaking of old cards (2014 thru 2017) by the way. I started this back in the day because the price of cards is significantly lower than the postage, and I can fit up to three cards in the cheapest letter type. Also, the pre-2018 cards were printed on subpar cardboard. Plus there's more room to draw a comic. I also have leftover cards from last year, check picrelated. You're most welcome to request those as well. Pre-2023 cards are pretty much 404 by now, but if you absolutely want one, I'll check what's still there. To receive a letter with cards, please send an email to [email protected] and specify which cards you would like to have. I've created a little form that's optional to use, see next posts. It may take me up to 24h to respond; please be patient, I have cardzheimers. If you don't hear from me, send another email, then post in current threda. I think cock.li addresses are blocked, I'm not sure. Use a different throwaway provider if necessary. You're welcome to send a card back to me but it's absolutely not a requirement. I usually get around 10 cards and that's just enough to form a noice collage on my fridge. I wish you all a great Christmas time!

>>24904047
R: 2 / F: 1

What do you think about the rumors that she's alive and aiding IDF soldiers in Gaza?

Rate my lunch
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This is how I celebrate Thanksgiving today

>>24904022
R: 0 / F: 0

what if my friend dies in ukraine it'll be so boring

>>24903729
R: 8 / F: 3

I'm playing Ragnarok Online again after over 10 years not playing it ^-^ what does bernd think of that

Nick Fuentes thread
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Nicky had a great segment last night on manchildren and females against. This is the main reason I enjoy Nick Fuentes, going off on females, and going off on disgusting faggot manchildren (such as bernd) was a bonus, he should do this more often. I hope more normies and law enforcement agents get enlightened and programmed by Nick Fuentes inshallah!

>>24903436
R: 21 / F: 4

bernds complain about "suffering" because they have to ride the bus or go to work meanwhile in the real world

>>24903041
R: 15 / F: 3

Name 5 painters off the top of your head

>>24903748
R: 5 / F: 1

bought 72 protein bars today.

>>24903835
R: 2 / F: 0

There are MILLIONS of single mothers. What happens to their children if the single mother gets sick, has cancer, an accident, a serious debilitating disease or dies? Isn't being a single mother very risky for the wellbeing of their children?

>>24903197
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Nigga wtf, all german media now critisizes merkel for the refugee situation, and says they made germany worse. > Uhh merkel was naive, thinking everybody deserves the same rights, regardless of what impact it will have on germany This is insane. You literally got called a nazi for saying the same shit a few years ago, and now every journalist says this shit, as if they didn't cause this situation as well.

>>24903520
R: 21 / F: 5

R8 this Germ recipe

>>24898135
R: 15 / F: 1

Is the Dragon Dogma worth playing? What is it similar to? Skyrim? Elden Ring? Asscreed? Witcher? Steam showing Mixed reviews?

>>24903225
R: 8 / F: 4

You can buy all this with only 88 cents on the poccnrs! Truly it must be paradise on earth with such low prices.

>>24884729
R: 73 / F: 14

I started gooning to this game yesterday evening and didn't stop until 5 minutes ago

>>24903210
R: 36 / F: 64

I ventured too deep into Japanese social media and found a Japanese Salaryman blogging his life with his loli doll wife, he takes her with him on public transportation, out to bars, he really lets her see the world. rate

Buying low
R: 4 / F: 0

Should i buy an Crimea apartment?

>>24903287
R: 25 / F: 2

Subhuman clown neighbor opened a shared balcony door in front of my apartment again, and he opened windows on a balcony itself. Whenever me (or someone else) clothes it, he opens it again. Why is this clown doing it? I literally don't know anybody in this house so hating/conflict is probably not an option. Maybe he saw me and disliked me? Idk, he is doing it only to my door, and he didn't do it in the past.

>>24903507
R: 15 / F: 5

I cant wait watching da new 3 Musketeeresses

>>24903377
R: 5 / F: 1

being neet in 3rd rate countryside shithole town is sooooooo much suffering. i need at least 1hr bus to nearest civilization. i must to move the city asap where all my needs are in walking distance you cant suffer if you live in city. if you live in city you dont even know what suffering is. being homeless in the city is better than living in a mansion in a shithole town

>>24903465
R: 17 / F: 8

Roman Empire

>>24901849
R: 45 / F: 11

WTF is this real? I always thought all the Jew conspiracies on chans were a bit far fetched. He's probably Italian, isn't he?

>>24891847
R: 88 / F: 20

I just bought atomic heart full price on steam (60€) even though it's 25€ on g2a.com just to make the Ukraine shill mad.

gardening
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gardening pros! how much land do I need if I want to achive semi-self substinance by it? additional info: I could keep chickens for eggs I could buy flour as its dirt cheap I could buy animal feed as its dirt cheap lets also presume I could sell the extra eggs and vegetables that I wont eat so how big of a garden would I need? could I make 100-200€/mo from eggs and or excess veggies? any tips? I really like being in the garden planting stuff, keeping chickens I like too but I dont really know the math behind this nor dis I plant veggies before, just other plants

Cool manga
R: 43 / F: 18

Recommend me cool manga I have ordered Gunslinger Girl, I hope it is good. Last read Tsukihime.

Drinking
R: 267 / F: 88

Imagine drinking this good

>>24902072
R: 25 / F: 0

I hate my life, I could've been born Chad but I'm just a debilitated autistic manchild with horrible bowel problems and it's only getting worse I drank too much yesterday and the day before by the way I would kill myself but I don't know what that would entail, perhaps ultimate freedom..

Romania facts
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1. Romanians (ROMA, Gypsies, romani etc) 2. Romanians came from India (Uttar-Pradesh) 3. Romanians are brown 4. Romanians are dalits (untouchable/chamars) 5. Romanians are low IQ beggars. 6. Romanians will never be white.

>>24902696
R: 7 / F: 1

I live around slavic monkeys Pain so hard to imagine for people who haven’t experienced this

>>24903140
R: 3 / F: 1

You may not like it but this is he peak performance

>>24902806
R: 5 / F: 0

Text hidden

>>24903390
R: 1 / F: 0

Why is there a dick in the catalog

>>24867425
R: 158 / F: 34

masturbated to toddler against

>>24903189
R: 3 / F: 0

Tell me about Haitian-Romanian relations.

>>24903236
R: 1 / F: 0

How did freemason meetings start? Was it a spin-off of some other gathering?

>>24900523
R: 24 / F: 13

I have a whole chicken I defrosted which while may be delicious because I can cook it properly, I can't eat a whole chicken by myself, it's over 2kg. These are real Bernd loneliness problems, also it snowed this week, I'll post a picture in the comments, don't forget to subscribe.

>>24903009
R: 13 / F: 2

Why are Finns like this

>>24902846
R: 21 / F: 13

Thoughts on the new Nazi meme "The Chill guy"?

Subincision: Penis Mangling Ritual
R: 4 / F: 1

> The scrotum can be pulled up against the open urethra to quasi-complete the tube and allow an approximation to normal urination I thought circumcision was horrific enough, why would this become a rite... How would this even become a cultural meme that is passed on generation to generation? > It was given to the Arrernte by Mangar-kunjer-kunja, a lizard-man spirit being from the Dreamtime.

>>24902546
R: 6 / F: 1

Should I learn language of my ancestors - jidysz?

>>24903106
R: 3 / F: 4

slavic soul

>>24902919
R: 3 / F: 4

today i signed rent agreement for 5 months for a micro apartment just a little bit bigger than the double bed with its own toilet and shower, with a micro kitchen and micro fridge right besides the bed and with a very small common balcony for 290 euro per month + approx. 40 euro utilities + 31 euro tourist tax + 50 euro for vizarun, so for 411€ per month excluding food i will be a montenegrian in a doghouse apartment for the next 5 months that is if ruble will not hit 300 per euro and i wont have to go back to r*ssia and beg for money at the entrance to metro station

>>24902933
R: 11 / F: 6

The KC matrix sets me free

>>24900156
R: 20 / F: 5

>one of the largest immigrant populations in the world >only 12% of the population attends church >highest abortion and prostitution rates in Europe >very low birth rate >part of the country is subject to Sharia law >most mosques in Europe >be Russia >image unrelated

smoking children
R: 138 / F: 131

This child is just 17 and a smoker? How are people still smokers. More so people under 30? Don't they have vapes and such things now? Is it because that she is half Italian and half Russian?

>>24901993
R: 14 / F: 2

What do you think about Xi Jinping and the CCP?

>>24902436
R: 7 / F: 2

Recently I have been thinking about having a child but the thing is, I don't trust women. What I really wanted was to clone myself. Also, if we have the technology, I would like to remove any bad genes I have and splice in some good genes on my child. Can it be done Bernd? Is there any laboratory, anywhere in the world that does something like this?

>>24902859
R: 10 / F: 2

Every child reduces your income tax and any wealth tax by 5 percentage points. There you have it, I saved the West.

>>24899870
R: 10 / F: 0

spent last 2 hours playing digimon world on work cant do this forever

>>24902088
R: 20 / F: 2

im going to see a female psychologist due to anxiety issues i had to fill an online form before and i said i feel bad about being manlet and bald and women dont like me much due to this how will she treat me will she say its all in my head

>>24902726
R: 8 / F: 6

There is 2 kind of bernds. The kind of Bernd that when kohlface came around went "This is my appearance". And the other kind of bernd that instantly get defensive, and started to scream and fight, and saying this is not them, and that its a insult to their honor, and that we need to ban this meme.

>>24902609
R: 18 / F: 4

This tiktok channel gives you an idea how very typical Polish girls spend their time and what kind of males they are flirting with everyday using their smartphones. Last vid, two girls owning this tiktok channel.

>>24902446
R: 31 / F: 11

Do Christmas markets look like this in your cunt?

Were women treated equally in ancient egypt?
R: 31 / F: 1

It's something I hear often but have a hard time believing

>>24902734
R: 8 / F: 5

Soon we will have AI-GF on our phones, how will this transform society, for the better or worse?!

>>24900969
R: 9 / F: 4

how often do you use your goon cubicle?

>>24901466
R: 16 / F: 2

Why didn't Donald Trump retire? What's good about being president of the United States?

>>24897810
R: 28 / F: 7

> makes house cleaning almost effortless > costs less than $150 Too good to be true, but that's what picrelated has been doing for a week.

Industrial clustering
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1. Watch this video 2. Explain how we're supposed to compete with China long term

>>24902581
R: 10 / F: 1

You have finally aquired an gf and one night in bed you have been planning sex and discussing fetishes. You have been tied to the bed when you ask her about her fetishes and she tells you that her dream is to tie you up, and then suddenly start to stab you into your eyes and mouth with a sharp fork.After hearing this you suddenly try your ropes, but you realize you cant get out of the bed. What is your reaction?

>>24900564
R: 30 / F: 7

Who the fuck says grapist? WHY? this is so damn cringe

Trump plans no exemption for oil imports under new tariff plan, sources say
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https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/trump-would-impose-25-tariffs-oil-mexico-canada-under-trade-plan-sources-say-2024-11-26/ >U.S. President-elect Donald Trump does not intend to spare crude oil from his planned 25% import tariffs on Canada and Mexico, sources told Reuters on Tuesday, as the oil industry warned the policy could hurt consumers, industry and national security. >Canada and Mexico are the top sources of U.S. crude oil imports, together accounting for around a quarter of the oil U.S. refiners process into fuels like gasoline and heating oil, according to the U.S. Department of Energy. Could Trump end up the most green president? Could tariffs be better incentive to alternatives than a carbon tax?

>>24901423
R: 4 / F: 1

Wrong place wrong time and your life is mine

>>24901305
R: 9 / F: 0

do u eat dried fruits?

>>24900593
R: 43 / F: 14

Kackchan is hardly entertaining, you guys suck!

Discovering OnlyFans Girls Footprints and Legal Names
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Here's an interesting workaround to tracing digital footprints and legal names of OnlyFans girls and other e-whores: Amazon wishlists. e-whores love it when their simps buy items off their Amazon wishlists, but that has a very notable security flaw in them. They list the names and locations entered by the customers when you go to checkout. While you are not always guaranteed to get a real name (after all, Amazon only posts what the end users put in the fields) and you certainly won't find out the exact address, you can at least trace their footprints if they give out their legal names. This one left quite a footprint under her legal name. Apparently, she's a graphic designer by trade who was originally from North Texas before relocating to Denver, CO within the last 5 years. Imagine being one of her coworkers and knowing you could look her up naked.

>>24902579
R: 2 / F: 0

My tranny gf left me

>>24902498
R: 12 / F: 1

should i buy a venty?????

rubble collapsing
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ebin next year we will make kctrip to mockba and buy all the svetlanas and udmurts on a neet budget

germaner bank account
R: 44 / F: 5

what german bank account should I open? I want to invest regularly into S&P and maybe some stocks and hedge funds also gud if they have english support and such as my german is not yet good enough

>>24902221
R: 6 / F: 0

how majy "X autists" do you inow? i know a pcb / microcontroller autist who works in the industry and spends all his free time on designing pcbs for fun. i also know a car autist who works as a car mechanic and only ever talks about cars and of course has multiple hobby cars he works on. i envy these people, they have found their callings and desire for nothing more.

>>24892529
R: 108 / F: 22

EU pays finnish industry to develop a new tracked all-terrain all-purpose vehicle. It's supposed to become the de-facto standardized battle taxi across armies of EU. Pretty neat I think, now if they paid germany to develop a standard MBT and sweden for standard IFV.

>>24902442
R: 2 / F: 0

actually this poland is what made the west to fall >pooplacks emigrate to germany/us/uk/france everywhere to get money >there are some car stealers but majority is hard working people >every white man wants to have cheap polish slave >polack resources are running out, there is not enough polacks and their prices go up >le wild idea appears in the gov minds, let's import niggers, they gonna work and gonna be cheaper than polacks >surprisingly niggers don't work and women love bbc lol again we gonna start the next world war and what's important to notice we'll destroy our nation too as we are thoughtlessly copying every idea from the west but with delay

Hacked Mossad Agent List
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Now you can check if your politicians are actually Mossad agents, thank you based Iran!

Visual representation of KC
R: 19 / F: 2

KC is homeless shelter full of mentally ill people who were rejected from Warm lovely homes of Facebook Instagram TikTok...etc Mods are basically gov workers cleaning streets from Herion needles

>>24901669
R: 16 / F: 4

mom bought culrywurly squirlies

>>24902406
R: 0 / F: 0

Imagine eating this good

>>24901581
R: 11 / F: 6

This makes me giggle