Did you have a special friendship with an adult as a kid?

Not a joke thread, i know macacos are full of shit and joke all the time, but i swear this is real shit. Ever since i saw my team getting absolutely humiliated in 2014 by the White German Aryans... i developed an humiliation fetish. So strong of a fetish that i think i trooned out because of that. It's a weird mix of rage, shame and pleasure. I surrender. Can lörs relate?

best game ever!

Your relative leaves you 10 million dollars in their will, but there's a catch: to receive the money you must first beat up ten pedophiles. What do you do?

I will masturbate later on to this AI generated photography and there is nothing bernds can't do to stop me. Cope.

The year is 2028. AI now can perfectly simulate the human brain. You upload the brain of your gf you will have by then, and simulate her in a situation where the economy collapsed, and you are poor, and you see if she will prostitute herself for food and money. How will you react if she does? Will you break up?

Will you step up and take your state mandated gf?

If you wanna stay youthful, listening to nigger music is key.

Republicans want to put this in the men's bathroom

Gen Z is a generation of faggots.

This is your appearance

God damn those chinks, this new version of corona is like something really horrible. I am sick for 19 days already, and I am still weak as shit despite temperature gone like a week ago. What is next? Month of temperature and two months of recovery?

Remember this guy? This is him now I estimate 4 more days and Brent will make delicious bread from Aldi flour and salt alone

my parcel arrived!

This guy literally is the source of my personality and ideology

Is this sauce worth $26?

Would you buy 24.55 acres of land in New Brunswick in a village of 200 people? t.considering such

why are baltoids, ukrainians and polaks lowest fertility in europe?

Does a "common sense" even exist? I don't really think so. People's minds are fairly different about alot of things. What do we have in common in terms of what we think? Not alot, barring the basics. This also kind of invalidates why we should have.. a democratic soyciety.

imagine taking steroids and looking like that xDDDD

Does any one else find it kind of odd how polish people?

I have never ever had sex.

Which American football team is composed entirely of Albanians? The Cleveland Browns

Suffering is mistaking an iq69 board for an iq129 board.

Vietnam, Cambodia, and Sri Lanka bros, WTF???

Act Quickly

O norway kun~

They now have Polish street food called "Zapiekanka" in Berlin. Is this any good? Looks a bit weird tbh. Like baguettes with completely random toppings. Also the sausage thing is called Ketwurst and was invented in the GDR.

Do bernd remember in what war, what battle, happened that engagement in which spartan soldiers took up the arms of fallen allied soldiers to disguise themselves so they would be given battle only for them to be defeated? I tried to ask AIs but they are amazingly dumb. Disapointed in them again.

Would Bernd like to buy and fuck sex dolls?

Every bald guy with a longish skull is me.

THE FUTURE IS NOW

>11:15am >already had three giant shits today

Notes from Underground protagonist is literally me

The blumpft administration just divided the trade deficit and said "Omg they tariff us so we will tariff them back!" Comedy gold.

Do you use sauna?

The US should be very grateful to Germany for having one of its descendants as its ruler.

>For the whole duration of the revolt, Philip the Good expected and waited for the arrival of around 800 to 1,000 soldiers from the Duchy of Luxembourg, who eventually always arrived too late at every battle. Since the Duchy of Luxembourg had only been conquered by the Burgundians in 1443, most Luxembourgers and noblemen did not like the idea of serving a duke who was still seen a foreigner and occupier in Luxembourg. To avoid fighting and dying for Philip the Good, Luxembourger troops would use this strategy of deliberately arriving too late for years and always arriving at the battlefield when the fight was already over. However, since the soldiers always eventually arrived, Philip the Good had no other choice but to angrily accept this feat.[1] Kek.. That's totally what Luxembernd would do.

>euros and americans racemix with baboons and become brazilians >israel takes slavic and white convert leftovers and gets bleached >now they are the only white country remaining is this their long term masterplan? this type of message is becoming more normal every passing day

Why sharts like this

I'm mentally unstable.

Would you rather sit on a chair made of dildos or on dildo made of chairs?

>Fellatio reflex - when something unexpected, potentially dangerous happens, the female instinctively opens her mouth to, if necessary, perform oral sex on the male's penis, which usually resolves the situation. i understand now why soyboys are doing it, they have lack of testosterone

are there any charts or stats that would show data comparing relationships between grandchilds and grandparents? in poland I believe it's pretty strong while I don't think in other countries people feel attached to them, or care about them, visit and so on

So many German conscript aged men are getting ready to travel outside of Europe to avoid conscription. It's impossible to give a precise number of visas German citizens have applied for, as that data is not publicly available. However, Germany processes about two million visa applications annually, and almost 200 German missions abroad are authorized to grant visas. 2025 has seen a major increase on visa applications for 18 to 50 year old men.

This is Gérard Depardieu's daughter going to her father's trial. Say something nice about her.

He unironically put a 10% tax on to us for literally nothing what the fuck i am reading

You have accepted a position as an KcModerator and your initiation ritual is about to begin. In preparation you have assumed position naked with your hands tied laying in bed when this happens to you. What is your reaction?

This is fucking amazing... wow. I am converting to Islam now!

Why haven't you troonmaxxed yet

Every bald guy with a longish skull is me.

Is he happy now?

who was wrong here?

I'm so poor that I even eat the holes in emmental cheese.

You talk dirty to a whole chicken while washing/cooking it, right?

Sitting at the edge of a field right now and reading in the sun. What are your settis?

Where do you buy some reasonably priced (under $10), good quality, not sandpapery, 100% cotton long boxers?

I love him so much. Stay mad, assholes.

Did you know that the American negro guitarist Jimi Hendrix had a Romanian backing band on one of his albums?

Boughted 36 free range eggs for 7 euros and 98 cents on the LIDL

How to cope with being MEDIOCRE in every conceivable way?

America is literally run by ChatGPT

Public warnings not to stand/walk on the edge every 2 minutes in russian subway: everybody ignores that audio spam. Couple of niggers in wectern subway: everybody does it without a need to remind.

Why there is no worldwide ISO standard for processor/gpu socket? Should we eat soldered slop all the time and produce ewaste ...

Post Bernd cooking! I'm making the simplest főzelék possible, spinach. As you can see, there's no milk in the ingredients. Milk and spinach should not be mixed, it's instant vomit flavor. Do you mix milk and spinach?

Your onions on utes?

Something strange just happened to me on the bus. I sat in the back, and there was this girl sitting there with her foot up on the seat in front of her (since the back of the bus has two rows facing each other). I looked at her for a second because, you know, it’s kinda wrong to put your feet on the seat. But then I just looked away and didn’t think much of it. Then she started staring at me—for like 20 minutes straight. At some point, I got this weird feeling, like I was being watched. I looked up, and she was just staring right at me. I started laughing a little to myself, and she noticed—but kept staring. She didn’t stop until I got off the bus. And when I stood up, she even turned her head to keep looking at me.

Here is your latin gf. Your reaction?

This is the arctic circle in Summer. Shown by this whole and her Chad camping in the Norway Arctic. The ice is melting and with global climate change. It might be the new Mediterranean. But also natural resources and superior trade routes. It is worth fighting for. Trump is smart.

Get on my level, faggits.

Literally me

my career might be hitting it off pretty decently soon so i will have momey and le goy status. i have always been a degenerate and i want to fuck at least 3 of my cousins. they are in their 30s and 40s, childless party whores ala sanna marin. objectively my looks are like 6/10. im decently fit and have a passable face but nothing special. combined with wealth, goy status and some more gymcelling (maybe roids) i plan to make an instagtam account, hire pajeet bots to blow smoke up my ass and then send thirsty dms to my COUSINS. how would you rate the success chance of my plan?

Enjoying some mouthwash on field.

20° Celsius! You're all gonna die! Unless you give us all your money!

>Ukraine is about go get peaced out <Europe is about to be drowned in ita own blood because of ww3 coming What a timeline to be alive

Wait, you're supposed to imagine you're the GUY in pornos?

I like to try different supplements and see if I notice any effect just took 3000 mg of quercetin and 300 mg of Co-Q10 and tomting is definitely habbiding. feeling dizzy, like theres extra space in my head. not unpleasant though. a little bit similar to the comfortable feeling opiods give you. not sure about driving home in this state because my reflexes seem to be slowed down pray for me 😑 what supplements do you recommend ?

Learned today that reportedly 110,000 people left Býêlorussia in year 2024. People want normality.

Having friends is way more important and fulfilling than having a girlfriend If you want to have sex just fuck a prostitute

>🙊Mali considers Ukraine a terrorist state, — the head of the Malian Foreign Ministry We should send more fpv drones to tuaregs

It's over

Which American football team is composed entirely of Albanians? The Cleveland Browns

This is fucking over, isn't it?

Is Sprigatito good for you?

All russian females i encountered, including my gf were blonde

Reading on reddit about people getting banned on Discord. Literally everyone there got banned for child safety violations lmao. Are the rules too strict or is r/BannedFromDiscord a worse nonce zone than KC?

Why does only communism work in 2025?

Has a landlord ever broken into your home and stolen your animals?

Bucharest looks like THIS?!

I have food. Rate my food :3

>You perfect your street performer craft of brilliant LED illuminated electrolyte show in Mexico City >You are the gulubla the flibaglabalabaa master extrodinaire >you travel abroad to the big apple--new york city >you perform your wacky antics at night the wrong part of central park hoping for fame and fortune >A pack of niggers are beguiled by your peformance and decide to gang beat you until you are an inch from death Such is the fate of those who cast pearls before swine.

>bernd enters a metro

Trying to buy an RTX 3090 and not get scammed is harder than I thought bernd.

Good morning Audrius here Sup

Meet the wectoid, civilized values https://x.com/Kahlissee/status/1906510207800226082

I love AI so much it is unreal.

Do you know what ativan CIWA is yet Do you know that soon the ventilator and delirium awaits

When did you grow up and stop getting upset about stupid culture war stuff like trannies or brown people?

You bernds realise we'll all gonna get killed in like a year max? Your life is almost over. Are you ready to go?

I'm an artist nao