My girlfriend (boy) blocked me and won't talk to me anymore. I'm crying. I bought her a chastity cage and everything and locked up her clit.

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Based?

If she's bedridden, who shaved her pussy?

So... am I brown?

You Laugh , You Lose

I finally see it.

Imagine when all the low IQ trumptards look back 2 years from now and see they voted this decade old Sasha Baron movie into a reality It's like cockroaches if u see one trump fanboy put into power there are countless others infesting behind the scenes. The only way to reverse it is revolution 2.0. viva

how do I get a gf as an autist

How do I get over my crush?

Germans pronounce the word “Kunst” as it is written, and not “Kunscht”. Why? I am betrayed against.

for the last two days i had masturbation maraton, came like 20 times or something, tomorow i have exam programing in asembler on paper at uni and i dont know even know how to create a loop properly without error

Should i buy this poccnr shirt?

This month my net worth crossed 200k Euro and I don't even have a car.

niggers

We have tank-jeeps now rate

Why do people say they own a house when they don't actually own it, but currently have a mortgage? That always seriously pissed me off. A bunch of poor retarded slaves.

goosebumps moment

How common is this in your country?

bernds see this and think h*ll yeah

1991 was sort of peak west, you had albums like Nevermind - Nirvana Ten - Pearl Jam Achtung Baby - U2 Metallica (a.k.a. The Black Album) - Metallica Blood Sugar Sex Magik - Red Hot Chili Peppers Use Your Illusion I - Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II - Guns N' Roses and the Gulf War. The Cold War had been won. Very optimistic year!

was there ever an authentic mass shooting event or were they alle orchestrated by the feds?

Another stabbing in london. British ultra nationalist called mohammed strikes again. Congrats, brits. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y3en5yv21o

How to stop being tired all the time?

I spent 4 days (40 hours) rebuilding the Roman Empire on CK3 (from Leon). Very epic. >converts you to Hellenism >renames you Caesar Augustus

Poland should cut relations with Israel. It is unacceptable to keep diplomatic relations with a country ruled by a war criminal. We are a nation that has special responsibilities, so many Polish people died in Auschwitz and other death camps established on our land by people with similar mentality to Israeli leadership. Never again!

If you see someone carrying this ribbon, ask them for lucky numbers for you to play the lottery

How hard is it to insert a catheter into my cock? Sometimes i game for very long, and having to take off your hands off the keyboard to grab the bottle to pee is a hassle. They should make gamer granded catheters for people that are serious about gaming.

How are you planning to celebrate black friday this year?

I used to be addicted to shoplifting but my antipsychotics cured me

We all love Hitler, right. But what about Mussolini? How much does Bernd like him too?

New whiteness map dropped sirs

What would you do if your older sister took you to get your balls cut off?

What if the past doesn't exist and everything is simulated on the fly right now?

Brazilian baby smoking weed. That's why brazilians are so retarded here

Kill niggers.

So sex only lasts 3/4 minutes?

white boy will eat hot sauce: https://www.twitch.tv/thebutton right now!

my day today: drink 8% beer at 10 am wake up at 22:00 with no idea of what happened, then puke fuck drinking, wtf did i do all day. i remember up to 13:00.

I will kill myself

Romanians. Are they white?

if god answers my prayers even once doesnt that mean hes real

I have survived psychiatry and psychiatrists. My will was broken in a non-violent way with the help of gaslighting and I was treated with various antipsychotics due to a misdiagnosis, without any success and only with negative side effects. In the end, the mistake was recognized. I have not only survived misguided psychiatric shamans (both outpatient and inpatient), but also years of gang stalking. I am a survivor. Psychiatry is not a medical specialty to be taken seriously. Disease patterns designed on the drawing board serve to generate trillions in profits for pharmaceutical companies with drugs (which usually have little more effect than placebo or chemically lobotomize patients) for objectively non-existent diseases. Patients are forced into dependency. The aim must be to remove the legitimacy of psychiatry and psychiatrists. The world can only heal when the moment has come when psychiatrists are lined up and shot. Psychiatrists will be lined up and shot.

One of the most myterious products in Germany. They are unchanged since the 1950s, EVERYONE knows them and everyone has a memory from their childhood with them.

Its getting bigger

thinking about killing myself again

How hard is it to scam schizos with "alternative medicine"? To me it seems to be a gold mine. Imagine just producing some sugar balls and then sell them for 60€. But I fear you might need connections.

less than 2 months before i become a wizard. it didnt have to end like this bernds

The sexual drive in the internet era gives a man two choices: A Use soft power to educate and uplift a woman into being the greater partner of a sexual relationship aimed at resisting globalhomo by rearing healthy and mentally jailbroken children, even if that involves having to forgive the petty indignities your woman suffered in her blue-pilled youth just to make the relationship strong. B Be a dopamine-tainted brain-fried porn junkie trying to have a spaced-out series of undignified and frustrated situationships, each doomed to die when the porn novelty wears off. Only with the second option does life have the potential to carry the kinetic energy one was born with forward, like an arrow flying through time trying to find its mark. All Bernd has to do is choose option A and he has made his life potent, rather than dissipating.

Chicken meat marineted by me. Plz r8

He relaxed.

BRUTAL

Women showing cleavage makes me so mad it's ureal. Fucking whores would you like it if I showed my ass crack?

Become happy and fit

Bernd makes TikTok account

Funfact: SS and SD didn't commit any crimes because killing subhumans isn't a crime.

This is a really weird site. I thought it was just for hosting pictures and letting people make comments on them, but it's even MORE leftist than Reddit. I actually get people sending me angry PMs at me and I don't even comment or argue with anyone at all!

>at least those filthy polacks don't come in anymore!

Why do Azeris exist? Brown ugly people that live in an area (kavkaz) they don't belong. They don't belong in the Caucasus not just genetically, but also culturally, as their material culture is middle eastern. Fucking turkic warlords brought these shitskins from Iran and displaced the native Caucasian population.

Where to find gf? How to find gf? How to not to get crazy while you are looking for gf??????

>being autistic or neurodivergent in general >also being rightwinger

Han shall rise again!

Why do people pretend that pic related is some type off insane hardcore rape Video? The bitch even says that she "loves it". Why do people act like this lame ass porn is shocking or something?

when did this fruity little bitch joe rogan start parroting kremlin talking points?

Fuckbuddy said she discovered period stains in her boxers this morning

Now that the dust has settled, is Oppenheimer a good film?

how much money sites generate? only fans YouTube twitch kohlchan

How do you feel about Brazilian on int? I think they are cute little simians. Always posting about their cute low iq problems.

HAHAHAHAHA i just saw i niggler face plant on a electric scooter He now learnt about curbs

Bought TCL 43C655. Now mom is watching turkish soap operas whole day. Currently she is watching "Yabani". It is currently 2 seasons, 45 episodes, each episode is ~2h20m. And it has average rating of 8.5/10. How the fuck is she able to watch it without falling asleep?

is he okay?

Is there a media blackout going on with what's happening in Lebanon right now? None of the big news channels are even talking about videos like this.

Are you watching the whitest of the white men’s sports?

what the fuck did you know if you click and hold on a youtube video it starts fastforwarding

I have a crush on a Serbian gril I met IRL. She's modest and very intelligent, probably more intelligent than OP. She's also an estimated 42% younger than OP. Rate and eject your onions, especially "Swiss" "balls".

Taking 3 to 5 grams of each at once kills all tiredness and gets me out of the deepest lows. Hits better and much longer than coffee, even induces motivation and slight euphoria. It's batshit insane

Remember when every major videogame had to be scaled down to run on this piece of shit for like 8 years

Imagine eating this good

How many open source projects has Bernd contributed to? me: 6

Why are turks allowed to keep this small area of land? How hard could it be to kick them out of it?

I don't think it's the geography, I think it's the niggers

I have a $400 IOU from Christmas 3 years ago for a plane ticket. Where should I go? Goymany and Austria? Japan? A flight to Japan is like $1400 I think for a cheap flight

Did you know that the most popular Russian author was of African descent? Also, he wrote a novel called The Queen of Spades So he was forcing BBC before it was mainstream Now you know that

Would Bernd buy nork-made shoes/clothing?

I told my niece I ate all her M&Ms and captured her reaction. What did she mean by this?

I coomed to a Serbian whore. r8

why are western and asian dragons referred by the same name, which is just dragons? after all, they are completely different creatures. autists can get mad if you call a wyvern a dragon, because is not the same, but they have no problem with asian dragons being called the same thing

I have a headache. I'm trying to stay up all day to fix my sleep schedule but my head hurts and I wanna just go to sleep and probably will.

Dwayne here. I am no longer a proxy. My wonderful Germanyball is back! Celebrate with me in this thread.

>my cinebench score has gone from 651 points to 13331 A new age begins bernd. I can actually do things now.

I flew to Prague while being drunk as fugg on Friday. x-DDDD I am now waiting for my plane to depart because having to work tomorrow x-DD rate

Why do Jewish women always take BWC as soon as they get to college? Glowniggers like to watch

How often does this happen to Bernd?

Your state assigned girlfriend just arrived.

I received too much change (R$1,50 more) and now I'm feeling I stole something :\ I suspect something was wrong, but I didn't want to say anything because I don't like talking with people, nor to make people think I don't know math's, nor to question the price other people say

What associations does the word parliament make to you?

never go to dogtor go to skin dogtor he gives you prescription doesn't work wasted time and money go to eye dogtor he sends you to another eye dogtor he doesn't solve your problem gives you glasses glasses don't do shit go to dogtor again dogtor says glasses be gine to go other dogtor other dogtor says he results were a bit different but that first dogtor knows best the glasses break after one year never going to this scam ever again, i am done. i'll rather go blind and become a leper than give money to these snake oil salesmen

Sometimes I write really concise and elegant pythonic code and then just stare at it for a good minute. Sometimes.

I'm a wolf you people are dogs domesticated kibble eating dogs

I can't stop overthinking.