/int/ - A giant spider came into my room and I chased him with the intent to kill but he managed to hide in

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 04:55:47 GMT No. 25627170 [Kohl] [Report thread]

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A giant spider came into my room and I chased him with the intent to kill but he managed to hide in a very tight place behind my walls (there's like this one little gap which allows access to a very small section behind the drywall) so I did the reasonable thing and fully blocked off that gap and left the spider completely trapped behind the wall with no way out. Fast forward 2 weeks (TWO WEEKS!) and I go to check if that fucker had died and when I remove the blockage a bunch of smaller yet still large spiders fall out dead and I shine my flashlight into the gap to see the original spider has gotten LARGER and his 9 or so eyes are glowing and staring right at me. I literally panicked at reassembled the blockage as quickly as I could Holy fucking shit spiders are brutal

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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:00:57 GMT No. 25627189 >>25627283

Now's your chance to be the executioner. Make it into a gas chamber. Question is, what spray shall you use? Bug spray is too conventional. I remember I killed a spider in my bed by placing him into a glass, covering it and putting cigarette smoke into it.

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:26:10 GMT No. 25627283 >>25627389

>>25627189 I want to see how long this fucker can survive in a pitch-black completely-sealed space.

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:48:58 GMT No. 25627389 >>25627396

>>25627283 No you don't, unless it's some harmless spider I see small ones all the time in my home but there was this one time that right as I turned into a corridor there was this huge spider on the wall that jumped at me right away, I managed to dodge and went for a broom + poison I couldn't find it anymore but I looked up my region's spiders online and there was a description of a deadly poisonous one that fit the one that attacked me perfectly If I had known it was deadly beforehand I might have sharted my pants Imagine dying randomly like that

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:50:23 GMT No. 25627396 >>25627408

>>25627389 DID it really jump at you? that's wild

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:52:59 GMT No. 25627408 >>25627424

>>25627396 Yes Part of why I identified it was because it was the only local spider described as aggressive Not only that, it was described as EXTREMELY aggressive and there were several examples of people who died to random attacks

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 05:57:10 GMT No. 25627424

>>25627408 Neat so you gonna post a pic or name? Is it was one those South American recluse spiders?

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:12:19 GMT No. 25627488 >>25627494 >>25627551

You shouldn't kill spiders, they help get rid of insects, they are part of your home's security.

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:13:11 GMT No. 25627494 >>25627535

>>25627488 This spider is way too big to be eating any insects in my house. Lil bro is the size of the palm

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:33:22 GMT No. 25627535 >>25627540

>>25627494 How does that make sense? They'll still eat anything they can get

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:35:01 GMT No. 25627540

>>25627535 Yeah, me. Fucker probably sips my blood when I sleep

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:40:50 GMT No. 25627551

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>>25627488 YES you should you sissy retard. Spooders ARE the threat to security, they are ones who shouldnt be there. If you want it to deal with other insects in the house that IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Nature works in such mysterious ways that expecting that in the end you will get BOTH spooders and other pests thriving in your housa.

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:41:44 GMT No. 25627555 >>25627556

It's a spider you moron, it's there to help you kill other bugs. Leave it alone.

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:42:13 GMT No. 25627556 >>25627558

>>25627555 There are not enough bugs in my house to sustain a spider of this size. It's clearly eating ME

Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 06:42:36 GMT No. 25627558

>>25627556 >bernd was an insect this whole time

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