Whats in Rovaniemi, Finland?

Imagine getting dementia in your 60's after all the brainrot from decades of imageboard use, your wife and children will find out you were a nazi pedo incel all along.

Thats what you get when you mess with us

What am i supposed to do here?

>oh if a child kiss me, they will think I'm raping her

It is totally over. https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/issues/12563

the facial abuse whore that got deepthroated became a police officer

I sharted while on a walk today, it was around 7:30 AM, all of a sudden 2/3 of the way through my walk I had a shart that wouldn't be denied Luckily there were no pedestrians or cars going by, so I pulled down my pants and projectile sharted on a snow bank next to a tall fence I don't think anybody saw me, I pulled my pants back up and finished the walk, the force was great enough I didn't get any on my shirt and only a little bit on my pants through my underwear I rinsed the underwear and threw everything in the washer before showering off I had 6 cups of doubleshot espresso with 1 nitro cold brew drink, and I ate some leftover pasta and there was a lot of sauce left, and I think the tomato skins from the extra tomatoes I add upset my stomach

The Swedish Intelligence Agency SÄPO blames Russia for gang violonce in Sweden. Wow!

i sometimes think extremely negative thinks about russians but their service for humanity is undeniable

mom made marijuana cigarettes with nothing

I have small coolant leak from under EGR seal. I already changed sealant once two months ago, and mechanic said to get back if it leaks. But I am too lazy to go to him again. What do you think about pouring a bit of this thing into coolant and maybe it will seal the leak?

Form a horde, now! Sharpen your blades, polish your guns!

[SCANNING KOHLCHAN DOT NET] [PLEASE WAIT...] [SCANNING COMPLETE] [IMMENSE EUROPEAN BUTTHURT DETECTED] [CAUSE: AMERICA IS WINNING]

Does Bernd believe in God?

How did Lebanon become muslamified?

So I went to job interview, he asked me a bunch of dumb questions i didnt even bother answering last one was: "imagine your planed crashed and you are on an empty island but there are cannibals on there, and once there was a professor there who was studying bugs, the cannibals ate him but everyone threw up and they decided to not eat smart people anymore, when you came they give you a thermometer to see if youre the same as the professor and you have to check the temperature of the bug with it, how do you do it?" I said idk, the whole intreview was bullshit On monday i'll get a few pennies and might be enouggh to buy 10 packs of cigs and eat buckwheat for a month untill i get paid in germany or netherlands Slave traders will take me there for free.

What's the most efficient exercise to get abs at home?

Rate my BWC

Rice, pasta or potato. Whats the best to eat besides my meat?

Sick of all the subhumans on Kohl. Footnik. Audrius. Igor. A ton of pedos. Ukrogore guy. All of these people are filth. I demand mods who ban the fuck out of these subhumans.

Who was in the wrong here?

She has a figde body, but is still considered very sexy. Proof that face trumps everything.

Look at this dude! He looks exactly like a baby getting fed in his tiny baby chair! Manlets, i swear, and they also have to get comically buff to look even shorter.

They were beautiful, but because of some trannyjanny I didn't had time to download them... :( Please re-upload.

Since G-d ordained his chosen ones not to carry objects in public places on Shabbat (that's saturday for us goys) they have been coming up with inventive solutions to deal with a nasty problem: house keys. How to get to the synagogue without leaving the front door unlocked? First off you could lock the door and hide the key somewhere in your front yard, but only if it's fenced or surrounded by an eruv. Alternatively, and this is the smarter solution, you could wear the key like a broach, or turn it into a belt buckle. You see, if you wear the key, you're not really carrying the key. It's just jewelry, or it's the thing that keeps your pants from falling down. But you have to make sure that the key actually looks good as jewelry, or that it actually performs a function (such as keeping your pants from falling down), otherwise G-d will see through your ruse! Rabbi Chaim Hillel Raskin raises a valid point: the moment you insert the key into keyhole it potentially crosses the threshold between a public area (the street) into a private area (the house interior) which would not be kosher at all. In such cases you would have to unlock the door while wearing the key, therefore you could tell G-d that you didn't carry an object from outside but you just unlocked the door with a piece of your clothing. In any case, it's important to put the key back as your broach\belt buckle\whatever before finally entering the house. Hope you learned something Bernd, stay kosher!

JD Vance attends a classical music concert and people notice him, you won't guess what happens next.

Can't believie I won't see her doing anal again, she can only move her eyeballs, everything else is paralized. I wonder why the family is taking care of her now, she's a plant now

Can the United States beat the EU in a trade war?

Let me tell you a story, Bernd. I've been at the beach in China for the last few days with a grill I'm smashing (chink) and her hampig friend ('murrican). For reference hampig is 5 foot tall and about 90kg. Pic should give you an idea. That's what she looked like blubbering around on the beach. Yesterday we were on a boat trip and the hampig starts talking to a foreign white guy, chats for a while and asks for a his wechat. The guy is about 5'10 and completely average looking. Again, pic should give you an idea. So she starts talking to him on wechat, asks him out and obviously he knocks her back, because she's a hampig. For the rest of the day hampig has a bawling breakdown; "No one has ever asked me out! Why don't men like me? What's wrong with me?" etc, etc. So today my chonkgrill smashfriend tells me that a few weeks ago she and the hampig had a gynoid heart to heart and she told the hampig she needs to be more realistic if she wants to get a guy and go for guys on her level, and it occured to me that the hampig thought that the average guy was on her level. Her idea of what she realstically attain was a 6/10 guy and not a 9/10 guy. Women are genuinely fucking insane.

Hypothetically speaking, how someone playing a video file recorded in 2008 showing a 3 years old girl being raped in Moscow harms a new child in the future? Computers files can't rape people.

Hey pooplack, you were right! Its over!

THAS RIGHT CRAKKKAZ LET ME IN DIS BITCH WE AINT NO KARA BOGA WE W*ITEYS N SHIEEET

in front of my supermarket the feminist WHORES painted this mural encouraging girls to be rats (LET'S BELIEVE OUR GIRLS)

I hate this shithole so much, it's unreal

How many of you are police officers?

How do you feel about yourself when directly dealing with very attractive women, of your age or a bit younger, professional, powerful=sexually valuable women? I noticed I still feel and act like a little boy. I try to act cool and reserved, somewhat disinterested, but actually I feel fear and therefore try to pretend disinterest or being calm. I actually feel as inferior as when I was a schoolboy dealing with sexy teacherettes. I completely lack that attitude of being a "man", that is, being powerful and entitled to seduce and have sex with, "get", such women, I would never try, because I feel very, very inferior and out of their league, weak, not worthy. While I feel those women are very sexy and I would like to have sex with them very much, I wouldn't dare, can't dare to try because I fear them like my mother when I was a toddler, helpless, incompetent, afraid, weaker, inferior. I think that is wrong, "normal" men apparently have a self-image of power and being vastly superior to women, so they can easily "get" them and have sex. How is your emotional state towards real-life women? Are you also socially avoiding them, fleeing them, because you feel inferior to them?

>the US Department of Defense has asked Taiwan to increase military spending to 10% of GDP are amerifats insane? wtf.

They arrested our guy! Jews never forget

Nippon has fallen

What is your opinion on Afro-Russians?

Do you use AI at work yet? Me: yes, frequently

>The Mar-a-Lago Accord started as a theory in November 2024, when Stephen Miran, now a key Trump economic advisor, published a report arguing that the overvalued US dollar was hurting manufacturing and widening trade deficits. >He outlined policies to weaken the dollar, restructure debt, and shift financial burdens onto allies. The idea would force US allies to absorb portions of American debt in exchange for continued military protection. >This could involve swapping existing foreign-held US Treasuries for new 100-year, non-marketable “Century Bonds.” >These bonds, once issued, would not be publicly traded, meaning they would be locked away in foreign central banks, removing them from global debt markets. >The benefit, for the US at least, is less Treasury supply in the open market, which would push interest rates lower, easing debt pressures. buck breaking if true.

ITS OVER ? battle of kursk 2.0 Ukrainian forces lost control of the road and fled into some kind of marshland without roads

Wow, wow, wow! Are we based, guys?

why are they like this

Do picrelateds even make sense? They are monogastric animals, so they can't convert cellulose to saturated fatty acids and their fat is made out of what they eat, which in 21st century means crap. Sure, if you live close to forests and feed them food waste they can be useful, but that's not how they raised en masse.

america

Now I know why we are lonely

I got a bean grinder and a french press and I've been using it to make the best damn coffee ever. The coffee bean selection at walmart is just ok but when this bag is finished I'm going to get some real gourmet shit. I have also developed a doughnut addiction but that's future me's problem. What is bernd's favorite coffee brand and method of preparing coffee? Some of the pros I have noticed so far as compared to instant kofi: Easier on the stomach Aids with digestion Doesn't give me anxiety. I feel like the caffeine is getting absorbed more slowly and controllably instead of the sharp impulse that I was accustomed to. Needs less coffee milk to taste good. I could even drink this black with maybe a lil sugar.

god i wish i was that trannie drinking piss

I see a lot of UV lamps in my city. Is it legal? Do you see purple lamps in your city?

>the orange fucktard mumbles something about crypto >it spikes for a day >his cronies sell their bags >crypto dumps like a dead weight REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IS THIS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE ?

Do you drink alco random amounts or do you pour it autistically a strictly measured amount into the pyrex cup?

Why do so many shitskins settle for Polish women? Don't they have any self respect? Imagine being so desperate that you go marry a Polish, so gross.

science nigger retards think everything is a tiny ball floating around in nothingness

Apparently SPD wants to give merkelmen voting rights (regardless of citizenship) as their price for agreeing to the coalition. 'Tschland is fucking finished, they looked at the British speedrun and took it as a challenge.

In which German federal state is Unteralterbach located?

literal wife material

Why are brown people like this?

Located in Gothenburg with 246m the Karlatornet tower is the tallest building in Sweden. A tad bit out of place don't you think?

neighbor's car

Why don't you hunt your own food?

What happens next?

Poland has launched a campaign, titled “We Did It In Poland”, to promote awareness of Polish achievements in science and business. The campaign aims to draw attention to recent innovations that many people, including Poles themselves, may not realise originated in Poland. “We have great scientists, innovators and entrepreneurs who compete at a global level,” said the government’s minister for EU affairs, Adam Szłapka, at the launch. “The campaign shows the modern side of our country and encourages us to speak loudly about Polish successes and feel proud of where Poland is today.”

Why arent the gooks the best chess players? I thought they smarter than yts.

How should I confirm that no one has been in my apartment when I'm out? Is it enough to put a piece of paper between the door? What method does Bernd use? I don't want to get surveillance cameras.

>tfw going to court for the first time

Why are Germans like this?

Does he really think politicians are going to listen solely to his voice when there are tons of immigrants whom are identified as swedish national in 2025? +philantropic svenjas and her simps taking moral high grounds against immigrants Does he think his legal course of action can deduce the coming back of old mighty sweden?

DEMOCRACY? Canada's new leader, Prime Minister Mark Carney, was never elected by the people. He has never received a single vote in his life and has never held elected office. A WEF globalist now rules Canada.

what is your favourite CP star? i counted and by fap count, number 1 for me is francesca, with JM second but they all lose easily to a bunch of soviet girls

Why do countries devalue their currency to help their export industries? What is the point of that? If you make your currency worth less, it makes the goods and services you sell cheaper, so you can sell more of it. But how does that help? The money your economy receives is also not worth as much. A company sells goods for 1,000,000 Bernd-Dollars, worth 1,000,000 USD, to foreign buyers. Now, Bernd-Dollars get devalued hard, so that one Bernd-Dollar is just worth 0.10 USD. The company can now sell ten times as much. Great success! But wait, the 10,000,000 Bernd-Dollars they receive are still worth 1,000,000 USD. So how does that make sense at all? You just made your people work harder for nothing. So what is missing here?

>Kohlchan does not share your personal data unless required by law. Please be aware that ossibly report your IP to the proper authority if you write a credible post about your i or doing harm to others. Under no circumstances will we ever sell your data. Nowadays I doubt Helmut would try to save me. Does he even care anymore?

Which programming language should I use to write a bot which posts "Shut the fuck up spic" in all Texasball threads? Is Bydlon a good choice?

A new psychopath EU leader just emerged. Really fitting for this failing shithole of union. >reportedly by pro-Assad elements

Brutal

ACQUIRE MORE BITCOIN WITHDRAW YOUR BITCOIN FROM EXCHANGES HOLD YOUR BITCOIN IN YOUR OWN HARDWARE WALLET DO NOT GET SIDETRACKED BY SHITCOINS THERE IS NO SECOND BEST DONT FUCK THIS UP

Weißbier with banana smell? The Germans they think they are the big shots but it's actually the Belgians who are winning like usual

do you use mpv or vlc?

0,36€ meal on the Ghana

man, south ukraine really is a comfy place to buy land and live an idyllic life 1. very cheap land now 2. very low population density for ukrainian standards (although pretty high for russian standards) 3. warm climate allows you to farm a lot easier id move, but population density is too high for my tastes. i want to be isolated and have to move a few dozen km to nearest village

Imagine dumping Monica Bellucci for a negress

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Vance is posting meme edits of himself.

Orange man bad.

I used to "date" a half Arab (Iraqi) girl many years ago, and one time we watched a movie together where there was Arabic speech, and she said that it's a "disgusting language". Why are brown people like this?

would you rather live as a poor in helsinki finland or as a midclass by latinX standarts in latino country?

store now charge 5,5€ for a pack of synthetic butter They also DOUBLED the water in the crushed tomatoes

lmao

thread

its over.

This used to be a joke image in 2022, but in 2025 America and Russia on the same team against EU and china makes sense Did a time traveler made this meme???

leftism is dying

Best job in the world

It's over for Musk, that little bitch is crying.

This shit is like a punch in the mouth and I have to eat it with a huge chunk of bread every time to wick away the spices from my tongue yet I keep fucking buying it because I like it.

did you ever have sleepovers with your friends when you were young? what kind of things did you do?

I was thinking about creating a thread about smoking cigarettes but I'm not feeling like it. I am smoking cigarettes though.