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Incel tries to get a job part 11 Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:55:05 GMT No. 25635060 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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So I went to job interview, he asked me a bunch of dumb questions i didnt even bother answering last one was: "imagine your planed crashed and you are on an empty island but there are cannibals on there, and once there was a professor there who was studying bugs, the cannibals ate him but everyone threw up and they decided to not eat smart people anymore, when you came they give you a thermometer to see if youre the same as the professor and you have to check the temperature of the bug with it, how do you do it?" I said idk, the whole intreview was bullshit On monday i'll get a few pennies and might be enouggh to buy 10 packs of cigs and eat buckwheat for a month untill i get paid in germany or netherlands Slave traders will take me there for free.
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 09:58:02 GMT No. 25635071
Discuss
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:00:08 GMT No. 25635076
Discuss
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:00:34 GMT No. 25635077 >>25635082
It's 7AM and I haven't slept yet
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:01:10 GMT No. 25635082 >>25635085
>>25635077 So? When i'm not working and not drinking i always stay up for 30+ hours before i go sleep, because im young and full of energy.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:01:50 GMT No. 25635085 >>25635089
>>25635082 Maybe your brain doesn't need to rest as much because it's so empty
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:02:20 GMT No. 25635089
>>25635085 you dont need to rest if you just watch anime on your chair all day
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:05:57 GMT No. 25635099
On top of that all this shit took me 4 hours. Woke up 7:30am 2 buses, cold outside snowing. shitty interview and then back with 2 buses again and just got back after 4.5hours. Pathetic.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:13:47 GMT No. 25635125 >>25635143 >>25635421 >>25635585
Bugs have ambient temperature, they don't have blood to regulate heat like mammals or avians. So I don't stick a thermometer into bug.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:19:14 GMT No. 25635143 >>25635585
>>25635125 I don't care man, even if i knew what to say I wouldnt and just be myself Hes not supposed to ask a abunch of random bullshit for a 900euro/month warehouse job when we can all just move to Netherlands and UK where lithuanian workers are valued and rated very highly. If he wants us he should cut his wings a little bit, otherwise they can cconinue bringing uzbeks in lorries.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:31:39 GMT No. 25635202
A;roght. I'll relax a bit, messaged on facebook for some work in denmark and germany and time to forget about this stuff for weekend, on monday ill call few more places to go to Nederland or somewhere. will be able to leave for 5 weeks then return for doctor.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:31:52 GMT No. 25635203
I should probably go Denmark because i havent posted on KC with danish flag yet
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:34:37 GMT No. 25635219 SÄGE!
Audrius would definitely not survive cannibals who only eat retards.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:35:58 GMT No. 25635225
Sometimes I wish I were a cannibal – less for the pleasure of eating someone than for the pleasure of vomiting him
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:23:28 GMT No. 25635413
Discuss.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:26:42 GMT No. 25635421 >>25635424
>>25635125 But what if its a special warm bug? Thats a discovery! I wouod put bug on thermometer, doubt it would give off enough heat tho
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:27:48 GMT No. 25635424 >>25635427
>>25635421 You had to answer such questions in Lithuania too? I'm used to walking in to the agenxt with a can of frosty jacks in UK in my hand and just say i need a job for today, then start working next day. Nobody cared there
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:29:06 GMT No. 25635427 >>25635448
>>25635424 Nah if you went to uni they assume you are over iq 90
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:35:02 GMT No. 25635448
>>25635427 You're just subhuman tbh.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:38:28 GMT No. 25635460 >>25635470
Finally a job that would value you as a human rather than a robot replacement but you refuse to take the interview seriously.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:40:12 GMT No. 25635470
>>25635460 I'm going to netherlands on march 28th
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:44:34 GMT No. 25635490 >>25635499
Go to Denmark in mid May so we can destroy together. I looked up the fish processing factory you posted, it's close to Copenhagen.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:45:55 GMT No. 25635499
>>25635490 I'm not going to fish processing factory, im going to netherlands to work sundays for double pay, ill be back on may 8th and after 2 weeks im back to netherlands
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:46:49 GMT No. 25635510 >>25635585
>they give you a thermometer to see if youre the same as the professor and you have to check the temperature of the bug with it, how do you do it? so whats the smart person answer
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:53:29 GMT No. 25635536
>>25635060 >unemployed >smoking cigs lol, enjoy your life
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:02:02 GMT No. 25635585 >>25635614
>>25635510 Fill a glass with bugs and put the thermometer inside. >>25635125 Bullshit, lots of insects warm themselves up in the morning. >>25635143 It's a sociability/schizo-test. Instead of joking or having fun you adopt the thousand-yard stare and axe killer expression, which means they don't want you at the workplace.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:09:48 GMT No. 25635614
>>25635585 Sociability for autists maybe xD
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:22 GMT No. 25635646 >>25635651 >>25635652
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what would you do in this situation?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:17:00 GMT No. 25635651
>>25635646 some subhumans ask this too? :D
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:17:12 GMT No. 25635652 >>25635678
>>25635646 I'd stand up and punch the interviewer in the face if he showed me and asked this.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:19:15 GMT No. 25635663 >>25635678
>>25635060 Put bug in a jar with thermometer. But literally anything you do or say will fool the cannibal shitskins. Photograph them then show them the pictures and say you captured their souls and won't release them unless they do what you want.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:22:22 GMT No. 25635678
>>25635663 >>25635652 be realistic
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:22:31 GMT No. 25635680 >>25635691 >>25635730
submerge bug in water so that it barely survives, insulate everything, measure the water temp
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:23:56 GMT No. 25635691 >>25635695
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>>25635680
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:24:58 GMT No. 25635695 >>25635699
>>25635691 Attack cat, pick up phone move the kettle.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:26:16 GMT No. 25635699
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>>25635695
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:28:49 GMT No. 25635704 >>25635707
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if you do not cross the rail tracks in the next 5 seconds, putin attacks europe, brings in african migrants, gays and rapes your dog what would you do in this situation?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:29:57 GMT No. 25635707 >>25635716
>>25635704 Russian suuhmans ask that? Sounded something similar like today for me.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:31:28 GMT No. 25635716 >>25635722
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>>25635707 what would you do in this situation, typical for rural priebaltics?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:32:37 GMT No. 25635722
>>25635716 overtake horse
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:34:43 GMT No. 25635728
bugs are cold blooded its a trick question
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:35:29 GMT No. 25635730 >>25635733
>>25635680 You Chinks sure have no qualms about torturing animals.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:35:54 GMT No. 25635733
>>25635730 They are subhuman trash.
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