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Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 18:56:58 GMT No. 25587460 [Kohl] [Report thread]
Which programming language should I use to write a bot which posts "Shut the fuck up spic" in all Texasball threads? Is Bydlon a good choice?
Total posts: 27, files: 6 (Drowned at Sun, 09 Mar 2025 07:08:49 GMT)
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:02:10 GMT No. 25587493
request get thredas for threda in thredas if threda ball texas: request post "shut the fuck up spic"
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:04:42 GMT No. 25587506
shut the fuck up, speak
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:06:31 GMT No. 25587515 >>25587518 >>25587520
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I wrote an image spamming KC python script a few months ago But I'm not sharing it with you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:07:20 GMT No. 25587518 >>25587524
>>25587515 why all the underscores?
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:07:23 GMT No. 25587519 >>25587523
Very noble endeavour. Python should be good. KC may only get up to a few new threads every minute, so we shouldn't need to surpass the global interpreter lock
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:07:41 GMT No. 25587520 >>25587524
>>25587515 If you are codegarch why are you in iran? Does the prospect of being stoned for being a furry excite you?
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:09:30 GMT No. 25587523
>>25587519 Look at the Lynxchan repo for the .json endpoints You would need this: https://kohlchan.net/int/catalog.json Pretty much have to poll it. For every new thread, check flagcode. If flagcode = spic faggot, then post 'stfu spic' Godspeed
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:09:50 GMT No. 25587524 >>25587571
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>>25587518 I have retarded autism and name the files and folders I want to be top (sorted by name) with underscores. Doesn't work in the end because I name like 50 files like that >>25587520 I am a looney
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:15:53 GMT No. 25587571 >>25587595
>>25587524 Ach debil
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:16:59 GMT No. 25587580
Prolog
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:19:07 GMT No. 25587595 >>25587650
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>>25587571 If I was born in wect I may have been able to become a real engineer with a six figure salary, but alas I was born in IR***N where I will not work and earn a 3 figure salary from my investments Such is the cruelty of geography
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:26:50 GMT No. 25587650 >>25587665
>>25587595 Well you've got the victimist part down True 3rd worlder
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:28:00 GMT No. 25587665 >>25587697
5FrhjCcOgQ5FyuJ4.mp4
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>>25587650 No problem, the suffering will all end when mother finally kicks me out and I die in a jihadi explosion
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:32:30 GMT No. 25587697
>>25587665 You should ingratiate yourself in a muslim community in the weCt and erode them from within via gradual furry subversion
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:55:04 GMT No. 25587887 >>25588172
RAUS
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 20:30:52 GMT No. 25588172
>>25587887 Why? I like it here.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 01:24:42 GMT No. 25590298 >>25591996
>https://kohlchan.net/int/catalog.json curl + jq in bash is more than enough
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 09:06:45 GMT No. 25591977
$ python3 async_spicbot.py cookies.json
2025-03-08 09:02:24,199 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 0 threads scheduled, 0 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:02:24,199 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25591712
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25537025
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25586212
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25588938
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25590575
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25587344
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25585392
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25587030
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25586393
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25590077
2025-03-08 09:02:24,200 INFO: Scheduling post in thread: 25591167
2025-03-08 09:02:24,789 INFO: Posted in thread: 25591712, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591944}
2025-03-08 09:02:34,964 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 10 threads scheduled, 1 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:02:35,346 INFO: Posted in thread: 25537025, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591946}
2025-03-08 09:02:46,030 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 9 threads scheduled, 2 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:02:46,030 INFO: Posted in thread: 25586212, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591948}
2025-03-08 09:02:56,538 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 8 threads scheduled, 3 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:02:56,582 INFO: Posted in thread: 25588938, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591949}
2025-03-08 09:03:07,170 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 7 threads scheduled, 4 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:03:07,248 INFO: Posted in thread: 25590575, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591950}
2025-03-08 09:03:17,689 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 6 threads scheduled, 5 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:03:17,722 INFO: Posted in thread: 25587344, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591952}
2025-03-08 09:03:28,560 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 5 threads scheduled, 6 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:03:28,560 INFO: Posted in thread: 25585392, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591955}
2025-03-08 09:03:39,209 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 4 threads scheduled, 7 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:03:39,210 INFO: Posted in thread: 25587030, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591956}
2025-03-08 09:03:51,532 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 3 threads scheduled, 8 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:03:51,532 INFO: Posted in thread: 25586393, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591957}
2025-03-08 09:04:02,505 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 2 threads scheduled, 9 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:04:02,586 INFO: Posted in thread: 25590077, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591959}
2025-03-08 09:04:13,619 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 1 threads scheduled, 10 threads posted in
2025-03-08 09:04:13,619 INFO: Posted in thread: 25591167, JSON: {'status': 'ok', 'data': 25591961}
2025-03-08 09:04:24,368 INFO: Refreshed catalog: 11 threads found, 0 threads scheduled, 11 threads posted in
I wrote this for you, but don't restart it because it doesn't check for duplicates.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 09:08:59 GMT No. 25591984
Rust.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 09:14:57 GMT No. 25591996 >>25592375
>>25590298 Proof?
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 09:15:41 GMT No. 25591997
>>25587460 Tcl
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:06:15 GMT No. 25592375 >>25592661
>>25591996
$ curl -sS https://kohlchan.net/int/catalog.json | jq '.[] | select(.flagName == "Texas") | .threadId'
25591712
25591167
25590077
25590575
25588938
25587344
25537025
25587030
25586393
25586212
The rest is just posting and keeping the highest thread ID to compare since thread IDs always increase, pretty simple.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:10:26 GMT No. 25592661 >>25592664
>>25592375 Proofs = working script. I thought about doing it in Bash but it turned out harder than expected.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:11:21 GMT No. 25592664 >>25592701
>>25592661 Sorry I can't be bothered to extract cookies from my browser
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:19:20 GMT No. 25592701 >>25592813
>>25592664 You don't need to do that unless you're an onion. What's your next excuse?
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:21:17 GMT No. 25592710 SÄGE!
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Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:41:10 GMT No. 25592813
>>25592701 everyone needs a cookie to post on kc
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