I got a bean grinder and a french press and I've been using it to make the best damn coffee ever. The coffee bean selection at walmart is just ok but when this bag is finished I'm going to get some real gourmet shit. I have also developed a doughnut addiction but that's future me's problem.
What is bernd's favorite coffee brand and method of preparing coffee?
Some of the pros I have noticed so far as compared to instant kofi:
Easier on the stomach
Aids with digestion
Doesn't give me anxiety. I feel like the caffeine is getting absorbed more slowly and controllably instead of the sharp impulse that I was accustomed to.
Needs less coffee milk to taste good. I could even drink this black with maybe a lil sugar.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 00:51:51 GMT
No. 25620045
>>25620076
>>25620005
Epiq, what beans are you enjoying?
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 00:55:27 GMT
No. 25620068
I only drink shitty instant coffee
r8
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 00:57:20 GMT
No. 25620076
>>25620081
>>25620108
>>25620045
Coffee arabica roasted in Maryland. The finest walmart has to offer.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 00:59:42 GMT
No. 25620081
>>25620076
I did taste the fruitiness at one point when I was messing with ratios and water temp. It was a bit like a plum.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 01:07:32 GMT
No. 25620108
>>25620166
>>25620076
Pro tip: ALL beans that you buy at the supermarket are stale and over roasted.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 01:22:58 GMT
No. 25620166
>>25620182
>>25620108
they sell green coffee beans on ebay. Maybe it would be worth it to roast them yourself.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 01:26:04 GMT
No. 25620182
>>25620313
>>25620166
Many people use popcorn roasters to roast their coffee beans but I prefer to leave the roasting to the experts who know their craft.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 01:27:41 GMT
No. 25620188
I use a hand grinder like that and a filter brewer. My setup is pretty much picrel. Sometimes I use an aeropress. There's a nice coffee roasting shop near my house, so I get their gourmet-ish beans.
Anyway, I actually stopped drinking coffee about a year ago and started taking adderall two months ago. Addy's a lot better for waking up and getting shit done.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 01:48:21 GMT
No. 25620270
>>25620302
>>25620101
this... french press does nothing
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 01:56:50 GMT
No. 25620302
>>25620318
>>25620270
I want to try one but I don't want aluminum. The vintage ones seem like a good value. Sturdy construction, gold plating, stainless steel. The only problem I found is sourcing the gaskets.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:00:02 GMT
No. 25620313
>>25620182
autistic process refinement is my forte
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:00:23 GMT
No. 25620318
>>25620327
>>25620302
buying a used mokapot is like dating a nigger's ex girlfriend.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:02:32 GMT
No. 25620327
>>25620331
>>25620318
It's called washing. do you bring your own spoon to restaurants?
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:03:35 GMT
No. 25620331
>>25620336
>>25620425
>>25620327
i eat with my hands at restaurants
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:05:04 GMT
No. 25620336
>>25620341
>>25620331
very wise sir. that is of most hygene.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:06:54 GMT
No. 25620341
>>25620415
>>25620336
Do you use a spoon to eat your burger in the McDonald's restaurant?
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:21:14 GMT
No. 25620415
>>25620421
>>25620341
there are other kinds of restaurants you know
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:22:12 GMT
No. 25620420
>>25620428
Wait until you get bored to grind it manually and have to get an electric one
t. drinks 1-3 liters a day
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:23:04 GMT
No. 25620425
>>25620331
At first I read as
>i eat my hands at restaurants
That would be some real hygiene for sure.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:29:36 GMT
No. 25620455
>>25620468
>>25620522
I used to do French press, it's okay, I will make a carafe and drink it all
I've moved on to espresso, I drink 6-10 double shot espressos daily. I recently projectile sharted while getting my morning exercise on a sidewalk however, luckily no one was around
I get this, they're pretty good and local
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:32:46 GMT
No. 25620464
>>25620428
The only thing I don't like is that I need my caffeine immediately in the morning, I get into the habit of pounding an energy drink before grinding
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:36:27 GMT
No. 25620485
>>25620490
>>25620468
I have been avoiding the area for several days now, shart and run
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:37:37 GMT
No. 25620490
>>25620509
>>25620485
poop n scoot. I saw your thread. don't you think it's a sign you're overdoing it? when I feel like I'm going to shart I tone it back and drink tea.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:41:33 GMT
No. 25620509
>>25620528
>>25620490
I think it was an isolated event and only partially caused by the espresso
Also, I quit caffeine for 7 days and while it was nice my tolerance ramped up quickly after starting at 2-3 espressos
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:44:30 GMT
No. 25620522
>>25620552
>>25620455
hi neighbor. I'm not a fag and prefer dark
roasts so peace coffe is out.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:45:19 GMT
No. 25620528
>>25620544
>>25620509
I was walking thorugh an alley behind some houses once and I found someone's shitted boxers. I thought to myself "imagine if these undies could talk, the stories they would tell".
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:47:43 GMT
No. 25620544
>>25620554
>>25620528
I lost my virginity in an alley behind some houses. I struggled to get my dick in and when she said "dad's dick fit in" I nearly shit myself.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 02:48:40 GMT
No. 25620552
>>25625239
>>25620522
dark roast tastes like a ground up pencil
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 21:36:07 GMT
No. 25625239
>>25620552
mine tastis like dark chocolate
that's right
DARK CHOCOLATE
12.3g dark
3.7g light
26g in the cup
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 21:42:46 GMT
No. 25625274
>>25625286
Men who drink coffee are faggots. Coffee is for women and homos.
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 21:47:23 GMT
No. 25625296
>>25625334
>>25625286
let's drink tiny amounts of a gay feminine liquid instead of a beer
this is why italians are faggots
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 21:57:23 GMT
No. 25625374
>>25625286
Espresso is efficient, I fill up a coffee mug with 2-4 espresso pours
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 22:00:45 GMT
No. 25625401
i got a kuereg and i just pop a cartridge in and push the button and enjoy my cup without farting around with this autistic shit