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Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:26:22 GMT No. 25588575 [Kohl] [Report thread]
>Kohlchan does not share your personal data unless required by law. Please be aware that ossibly report your IP to the proper authority if you write a credible post about your i or doing harm to others. Under no circumstances will we ever sell your data. Nowadays I doubt Helmut would try to save me. Does he even care anymore?
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Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:27:03 GMT No. 25588578 >>25588580
No
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:27:16 GMT No. 25588580
>>25588578 Sigh
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:29:35 GMT No. 25588605 >>25588612 >>25588620 >>25588627 >>25588643 >>25588813
I threatened to kill myself multiple times on kc and nothing happened
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:29:38 GMT No. 25588606
Helmut is a fictional figure made up by Mossad to give a face to this honeypot website
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:30:18 GMT No. 25588612
>>25588605 everybody knows you're brown, that's probably why
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:31:33 GMT No. 25588620
>>25588605 just like a woman you threaten or attempt, just for the sake of attention. You're lesser than them
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:32:31 GMT No. 25588627
>>25588605 <if you write a credible post
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:33:28 GMT No. 25588632 >>25588647 >>25588684
I'm going to kill myself shortly after committing a TERRORIST ATTACK in Hamburg, Germany. My attack will be conducted using a rented car and I will run over as many Germans as possible. I will also be bringing my guns from America so I can more effectively kill any survivors from the car attack. This is a 100% serious post and I am not joking. I am making this post on March 7, 2025 and will be carrying out this terrorist attack on April 1, 2025. Let this post serve as evidence against the various law enforcement agencies for their failure to take action as I have very clearly provided them with advance warning with writing this post on kohlchan.net Heil Hitler, 1488, White Power, Death to all Jews, Let the second holocaust commence, God Bless America.
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:34:44 GMT No. 25588637 >>25588660
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Who is he going to report you to, the international onion council?
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:35:39 GMT No. 25588643
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>>25588605 >and nothing happened exactly, you didn't even kill yourself
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:35:39 GMT No. 25588644
Helmut reported a kot abuser too. kot lives matter!!!!!
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:35:56 GMT No. 25588647 SÄGE!
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>>25588632 WE KNOW YOUR TRICKS DEMON
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:37:40 GMT No. 25588660
>>25588637 I'd post bare IP if I knew Helmut was here watching over me
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:39:52 GMT No. 25588684 >>25588723
>>25588632 imagine how funny it would be to see this post quoted in kein media after the fact
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:44:11 GMT No. 25588723 >>25589662 >>25591574
>>25588684 Not funny if they get his IP mixed up with one of ours because some mod gave the wrong IP and then the feds kick in one of us innocent Bernds door. We'll be on one of those bolice videos where we get blasted into oblvion. Probably with cunny open on computer and bepis in hand
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:45:40 GMT No. 25588732
Mods, I'm threatening to kill myself.
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 21:57:18 GMT No. 25588813
>>25588605 >threatened to kill myself you're nothing of value so they didn't care
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 23:44:28 GMT No. 25589662
>>25588723 High Performance Art.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 07:32:13 GMT No. 25591574
>>25588723 That shouldn't be a problem since he would kill himself after the attack.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:19:19 GMT No. 25591769
This is why people who actually kill themselves say nothing.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:21:51 GMT No. 25591783
>>25588575 >Nowadays I doubt Helmut would try to save me. You are worried about Helmut saving you while in reality he has a mission to destroy you, he sold out to feds long ago and turned this place into a pedonigger honeypot.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:22:14 GMT No. 25591786 >>25591790
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What if I write an incredible about my imminent suicide? Checkmate, incels.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:22:32 GMT No. 25591790
>>25591786 I wouldn't do that if I was chinese.
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