you agree? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bep1Us4aspA

Why do Brits love comedy so much?

is toilet paper racist?

What are your main fetishes and how do you think you got them? As a good OP, i start: >Farts (From cute females) I think i got that fetish because once a really cute girl farted in the same room i was back when i was in school. Being a bunda lover myself i started fantasizing about how that foul smell came from her bunda, and how that's actually erotic even though the stench was unbearable.

what is of this ? ukranian being deported or something

You know the thing when you put your bed laundry into the washing machine and suddenly the big cover of it, "eats" up all the other smaller ones? Its crazy how that works I call it the Lauert-Prinzip. Now we just need to find out how to generate infinite energy from the Lauert-Prinzip

I am incel ama reddit

What do you think about the Gaîté Lyrique? It's a Parisian theater that hosted a "refugees welcome" event in December. 500 niggers then occupied the theater and closed it. Now the entire theater staff has quit.

I'm mildly autistic and I like trains and diapers

Some Russian sources of the 19th century described the Chechens as a violent, treacherous, "miserable" people,[111] whose concepts "do not exceed cattle",[112] having "no morals, nothing to distinguish them from wild beasts",[113] "dirty in soul and body, alien to nobility, unfamiliar with generosity", which differs from all Caucasian ethnic groups "by a special desire for banditry and predation, greed for robbery and murder, deceit, warlike spirit, courage, determination, ferocity, fearlessness and unbridled arrogance",[114] as well as "malice".[115] Yermolov believed that the Chechens "do not even comprehend the most understandable law: the right of the strongest"[116] and that "there are not more vile, or more insidious, or more criminal people in the world."[117] What would have happened if North America or Australia had been exclusively settled by Chechens?

I am the only right one everyone else can fuck off

I never asked to be alive protesting my existence by playing videogames until I die I will not engage with life on any deep or meaningful level

you jelly?

Went to church last week, met some blonde, some friends were friends with... She's starts chatting with me, i chat back... looks me... differently. Not much, but not little. I went again this week, we chat again, but she acts more directly with me, show me pics of her family, talks about family, etc. I ask her to go out, she mentions going to church today, i ask her if i could meet her, she says she is glad to... (so ok, something is happening) I go there, we talk a bit before the event, not much during the preaching, she says goodbye to me before the preach ends, but in such a crushing shameful way. at the very end, i ask her about we doing something the rest of the day, (nothing sexual or anything, just spending some time together since is a sunny sunday evening, she says nah, compliments me in that same disgusting way and depart from each other. I really don't know what happpened or why she did that, i hope when i die someone answer me that upheaven.

the tallest skyscraper in the entire European Union taller even than Britain's The Shard impressive!

i support Trump and Putin. They are really talented. Now I want both or one of them to start really big beautiful war, thus famine starts all over the world. I want depopulation. Usa becoming less important than new zealand

post brainrot

What happens in Uzbekistan? Did you know it's the country with the 36th highest population, and with a rather high fertility still?

Yesterday, I got into a bit of an altercation at the bar. I was enjoying my drink and minding myself, until some plastered slag kept hitting on me. Initially, I ignored the whore, but she then sat next to me and asked if I would want to go back with her. I neglected to obscure my disgust when turning her down, so the bitch attempted to slap me. I reflexively parried her hand, and returned the favour in one fell swoop which prompted a boomer white knight to throw a bottle at me - thankfully it didn't land. Anyhow, I quickly got up, and pushed him off balance with my umbrella, only to find a gang of bydlos suddenly encircling me. Of course, I'm not a moron, so I maced them, and ran away. Anyhow, I got a message from the local police department calling me in for questioning. Admittedly, the two guys I sat with were rather pleasant, and did not prod too much into the matter. They only told me that pepper spray is illegal, and demanded they confiscate the bottle; fortunately, I anticipated that, I came in with a can of deodorant, and pretended that this is what I had used - I'm not sure if they entirely bought into it, but they didn't push further. Nevertheless, it was a fruitful visit since I apparently forgot my card at the bar. In short, fuck whores and simps. Thanks for visiting my blog.

$4M publicly-funded BLM street mural removed from downtown Washington, D.C.

She wants to be fucked right in the bucetão. Would Bernd do it?

Leftypol is one of the few decent imageboards left on the entire internet, you may not like this statement but it doesn't make it any less true.

caturday post funny cats or else

Is there a better open-source alternative to it?

I have finally figured out how I can get married despite being absolutely un-attracted to women, I will sign up to appear on the TV show "Married at First Sight". This will skip the entire courtship process and thereby guarantee the continuation of my genetic legacy.

failed muh holocaust history test, hopefully i'll do better in gender studies

>Zero AI videogames with millions of player <AI is going to enslave you within months

thats whast left for you, bernd

Europoors aint never had Mole ever Theyre crazy for that one

What pops into your head when you hear bomb?

I'm gonna be ok if I drank 12 beers last night right?? I seldom do this at all but because I'm up shit's creek with the law I've decided to waste myself, after all, I can't fit in society so waste myself I must..

I don't know what complicated words mean. Like "discombulated" wtf that means? Why would you ever use that if not pretentious? I just need like 30 words to explain everything there is.

I'm scared of swimming in the sea because of these tiny toxic snail, medusas which can kill you and you may even not not notice them

It is impossible to suffer in Europe. This is not an opinion, but an objective fact.

Are you a coward?

what happened here? I don't even think it's the same person.

>be me >lactose intolerant >drink 2 litters of milk a day anyway >shit myself 10 times a day >repeat

I don't feel so good

"This but a scratch"

This is my most popular meme. Can I monetize it somehow? I need money to buy new computer.

Damn I wish serfdom was never abolished. Yes my income is 30000 rubbles a month and I live in 1-bedroom apartment with my mom and don't have connections, but I certainly wouldn't be a serf if serfdom reinstated because I don't want to.

Literally me

So basically, America is #1 again and we don't give a FUCK about your eurosissy opinions ahahahahahahahahaha Sorry but the globalhomo empire is cancelled

If I told you that this Xingu woman had a OF. Would you believe me?

me yesterday rate

Für nächstes mal ohne Amerikaner. Defence circles scheming to shrink Five Eyes intelligence to Great Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand without the United States. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14477803/Britain-urged-form-breakaway-Four-Eyes-alliance-without-US-Trumps-unprecedented-decision-block-intelligence-sharing-Ukraine.html

...and how did that make you feel?

I want to go back ;_;

There's no way she'd wear that sheer blouse by chance. It's confirmed she does it on purpose to attract attention. I hope it's her parents' fault, as they'd do anything to make easy money, and that she doesn't do it herself, because she hasn't yet become a bitch who wants to live off her SIMP.

Abortion is murder.

Post Kaycee content that makes you laugh

This guy went from nerdy husband to warlord phenotype just because his wife died.

You thought Germany was technologically prolapsed? Wrong.

i joined army to beat my internet addiction and now they have internet even in frontline

this is the brazilian baseball national team, they just got qualified for the world cup say something nice about them.

I need to talk with some lawyer again for advice. By God in Heaven, this whole case of mine is nerve wrecking. I already have an appointment on Wednesday with the DA.

What do you call the border between Germany and Denmark? DEN-GER zone

The fucker is going to send his mafia thugs to kill a bunch of his loyalists. They decided exactly to start paving roads that look on the park where his loyalists are camping. Huge amount of behaton blocks were brought.

goddamn i cant hate trump even despite his tretament of zelensky. he prased my nigga conor in the midst of the hate conor is getting. i love trump and conor.

Say something about my girlfriend Lorde

Germany = average + plus dick?

I have relatives in Germany that like to send me food gifts on occasion. German bernds, please recommend to me German chips, biscuits/cookies, chocolate, coffee, coffee substitutes, and teas (no berry). Basically anything I would not be able to find in Canada. Or anything else German food/drink that is interesting (though drinks might not be able to be sent). (Not Igor btw sadly share ball with him).

What's the last film you watched? What's the last book you read? What's the last record you listened to? me: >film The Steamroller and the Violin >book Anton Reiser >record Ænima (Tool)

india and ireland have equally valued votes in the UN how is this fair? i think small countries need to shut the fuck up and listen big guys or at least form a union of small counties with single vote in the Un

Billionaire Bill Gates is calling for “a new religion” to be created that will help to promote unpopular globalist polices, such as mass vaccinations and the “climate change” agenda, among the general public. Gates argues that creating a “new religion” would also keep humans occupied in the AI-dominated near future. According to Gates, “if all goes well,” members of the general public will soon have a lot of time on their hands when machines have replaced them in the workplace. Gates argues that artificial intelligence will ensure that alleged issues such as “disease and enough food or climate” will be “solved problems.” Because humans will have extra free time, Gates is calling on globalists to consider “how do we take advantage of that?” According to Gates, giving the public “a new religion or a new philosophy” is the answer. Gates made the call during an appearance on the “Possible” podcast, co-hosted by LinkedIn co-founder Reid Hoffman. Like Gates, Hoffman is also a Democrat megadonor who is linked to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. In Fact, Hoffman was a guest at Epstein’s notorious private Caribbean resort known as “Pedophile Island.” In his final comment on the podcast, Gates reflects on what the future may hold for the masses. “The potential positive path is so good that it will force us to rethink how should we use our time,” he says. “You know, you can almost call it a new religion or a new philosophy of, okay, how do we stay connected with each other, not addicted to these things that’ll make video games look like nothing in terms of the attractiveness of spending time on them.” Gates then argues that most of humanity will have nothing to contribute to society because globalists and AI-powered machines will have “solved” all of life’s “problems.” “So it’s fascinating that we will, the issues of, you know, disease and enough food or climate if things go well, those will largely become solved problems,” he continues. “And, you know, so the next generation does get to say, ‘Okay, given that some things that were massively in shortage are now not, how do, how do we take advantage of that?’” “You know, do we ban AI being used in certain endeavors so that humans get some — you know, you know, like you don’t want robots playing baseball, probably,” he continues. “Because they’re, they’ll be too good. “So we’ll, we’ll keep them off the field. Okay. “How broadly would you go with that?” “We are so used to this shortage world that, you know, I, I, I hope I get to see how we start to rethink the- these deep-meaning questions,” Gates concludes. Gates is not the first globalist to make such a call, however. For some time, the World Economic Forum (WEF) has been calling for a new religion to be created by AI. As Slay News previously reported, a top WEF official called for religious scripture to be “rewritten” by AI to create a globalized “new Bible.” Yuval Noah Harari, the senior advisor to the WEF and its chairman, Klaus Schwab, argues that using AI to replace scriptures will create unified “religions that are actually correct.” Harari, an influential author and professor, made the call while giving a talk on the “future of humanity.” According to Harari, the power of AI can be harnessed and used to reshape spirituality into the WEF’s globalist vision of “equity” and inclusivism. Speaking with journalist Pedro Pinto in Lisbon, Portugal, Harari told the elitist audience: “It’s the first technology ever that can create new ideas. https://slaynews.com/news/bill-gates-new-religion-pushes-globalist-agenda-onto-masses/ “You know, the printing press, radio, television, they broadcast, they spread the ideas created by the human brain, by the human mind. “They cannot create a new idea. “You know, [Johannes] Gutenberg printed the Bible in the middle of the 15th century; the printing press printed as many copies of the Bible as Gutenberg instructed it, but it did not create a single new page. “It had no ideas of its own about the Bible: Is it good? Is it bad? How to interpret this? How to interpret that?” Harari then revealed that he and his allies at the WEF have a solution to the supposed problems he’d just highlighted. “AI can create new ideas; [it] can even write a new Bible,” he declared. “Throughout history, religions dreamt about having a book written by a superhuman intelligence, by a non-human entity,” he added. “In a few years, there might be religions that are actually correct … just think about a religion whose holy book is written by an AI. “That could be a reality in a few years.”

the similarity is uncanny

Open an ssh server on your computer, and post your username and ip address, along with your login password. Trust me.

It would be fun if NATO got involved like in Libya. Maybe article 5 from a false flag against Turkey.

why are antis like this?

Hey! I want to be a doctor

Как же хочется тяночку...

Need a new electric razor. You think this one is good? They are all quite expensive tbh.

Rate this country.

>DoNt bRiNg a kNiFe tO A GuN FiGhT

Recommend me some mobile gaymes t. Too poor to buy a decent gaming rig, too lazy to play on the laptop

Mathbros do you cope like her?

I slept for 15 hours again didnt sleep for 20 when i went to bed drank 2L of 5% beer and was tired and hungover even when i woke up at night after 10 hours of sleep. Looks like my liver is weak

Shartmaster to kick out Puerto Rico from the union https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14470559/Trump-pressured-make-Puerto-Rico-independent-save-America-eye-watering-617-billion.html

gf for bernd

Would you be a strong, kind man, and a genuine male ally of feminism?

Never racemix

Just saw this electronic tipping thing while paying with card for the first time. It was a fucking self serve bakery in a airport. The cancer is spreading. Thanks mutts.

How the fuck is dota 2 not first? Has Valorant an even more toxic community? How is that even possible lmao.

Do you ever see older women in public settings and try to guess the size of the biggest dick they ever had?

I think I took too much Vitamin D3, perhaps I wasn't deficient in it after all.

What kind of domicile does Bernd occupy? Rural trailer? Suburban House? City apartment? Townhouse? I live in a new-ish apartment building basically exactly like picrel.

drumpf is not deporting anybody

Lmao

Hierarchy of Ukrainians: 0) Ukrainian Jews are oligarchs. 1) Canadian Ukrainians who left for Canada after the Second World War. They served Hitler. 2) Ukrainians who have left Ukraine and speak only Ukrainian. 3) Western Ukrainians who speak only Ukrainian. 4) Ukrainians who speak a mixture of Ukrainian and Russian languages (Surzhik). The largest group. 5) Ukrainians who speak only Russian. They usually live in Odessa and its surroundings. 6) Ukrainians from the occupied regions of Russia (Donbass, Crimea). They speak Russian. They are subject to complete destruction. 7) Ukrainians who live in Russia. They are to be completely destroyed with preliminary tortures.

Why are Brazilian posters so aggressive? They need to be put down.

Based Trump! Fuck Europe! Let those sissies pay

Around 1989-1990 I saw a group of boys at the mall playing at the arcade machines and I payed one of them $40 to suck his dick behind the building. I have no regrets to this day.

How do i contact Odin or God? I want magic powers

What happened?

Lmao they put a leaf on their flag.

My penis is.. 15cm long erect It's so small...

Why was Bell Labs so uniquely productive compared to other R&D efforts? When it comes to some later inventions like C it's often said it's because they gave their researchers a lot of freedom but it can't be that simple or that formula would've been replicated elsewhere.

How common are such phenotypes on the POCCNR?

Thanks to the atlantic slave trade, people who would be born in some third world shithole were born in America. Niggers never thanked america for that.

euros will eat grey bugslop from a tap while americans feasting on organic grass fed burgers