Yesterday, I got into a bit of an altercation at the bar. I was enjoying my drink and minding myself, until some plastered slag kept hitting on me. Initially, I ignored the whore, but she then sat next to me and asked if I would want to go back with her. I neglected to obscure my disgust when turning her down, so the bitch attempted to slap me. I reflexively parried her hand, and returned the favour in one fell swoop which prompted a boomer white knight to throw a bottle at me - thankfully it didn't land. Anyhow, I quickly got up, and pushed him off balance with my umbrella, only to find a gang of bydlos suddenly encircling me. Of course, I'm not a moron, so I maced them, and ran away. Anyhow, I got a message from the local police department calling me in for questioning. Admittedly, the two guys I sat with were rather pleasant, and did not prod too much into the matter. They only told me that pepper spray is illegal, and demanded they confiscate the bottle; fortunately, I anticipated that, I came in with a can of deodorant, and pretended that this is what I had used - I'm not sure if they entirely bought into it, but they didn't push further. Nevertheless, it was a fruitful visit since I apparently forgot my card at the bar. In short, fuck whores and simps. Thanks for visiting my blog.