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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:29:16 GMT No. 25606220 >>25606228

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>you passed the audition!!

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:30:11 GMT No. 25606228 >>25606233

>>25606220 There's an audition?

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:31:09 GMT No. 25606233 >>25606242

>>25606228 yea. good luck with that.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:32:11 GMT No. 25606242 >>25606254

>>25606233 I'll just tell them I'm gay and looking for a lavender marriage, they'll accept my audition on the spot for the ratings alone.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:34:03 GMT No. 25606254 >>25606260

>>25606242 just remember that television is a visual form of media so make sure you look your best.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:34:51 GMT No. 25606260 >>25606274

>>25606254 They have make-up teams for just such an occasion.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:35:13 GMT No. 25606263

Also I'll do a few tren cycles beforehand.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:36:17 GMT No. 25606274 >>25606276

>>25606260 do you have a quality blank canvas for the make up artists to paint on?

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:36:36 GMT No. 25606276 >>25606278

>>25606274 Huh?

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:36:58 GMT No. 25606278 >>25606280

>>25606276 post a pic of your face

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:37:40 GMT No. 25606280 >>25606283

>>25606278 uh uh nigga, I've seen what happens to people that post their face here.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 02:38:33 GMT No. 25606283 >>25607076

>>25606280 i get it. you're shy. most too-ugly-for-television people are shy.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:07:54 GMT No. 25607076

>>25606283 I've seen this Australia Bernd before. He posted a video of himself sparring with a Maori. Dude moves alright but got folded in round 2.

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:10:24 GMT No. 25607084

Bernd isn't dramatic enough for this, autists don't actually make for great TV

Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:14:29 GMT No. 25607090

You have to be attractive on that show so that the people at home will watch you. If you're ugly, the ratings will be bad. What I'm saying is you'll never get on tv unless you're being mocked, and that show isn't the right platform to mock you properly.