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repentant pedo
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I resent myself for being a pedo. I want to stop looking at kids, but its hard to control myself, like ending a drug addiction. Thought about seeing a therapist but scared they will report me. Religious so suicide is not an option. What should I do?

>>25623910
R: 64 / F: 16

where to go now waifuist is down?

>>25624370
R: 64 / F: 15

Why are poccnrs such bad drivers?

>>25624844
R: 46 / F: 18

These are the greatest games because they're so simple to get into. Just start the game and dive in. No retarded in-game cutscenes.

>>25623829
R: 56 / F: 6

Did you know? That Americans are actually forced to live in McMansion without their choice? Have a look at the numbers I found in picrel.1 and 2 There are no, not enough starter homes for young American adults who just hatched from burger buns waddling into the ocean of housing market. Why? Have a look at picrel.3 Building a bigger house doesn’t always require much more plumbing, electric wiring, etc., than a smaller one. However, since prices are set per square foot, construction companies get higher margins as extra space doesn’t add proportionally to material costs. So why don't they just build small and create a new market for the poor? That's still money for them. They can't. Why? Zoning regulations enforce minimum lot sizes and housing requirements to limit the construction of starter homes. By mandating larger houses within subdivisions, they can suck more and more tax revenues since it's determined by square foot and optional structures on the buildings.

>>25624446
R: 65 / F: 9

How much can you make in your country as a CNC operator? https://profcentre.odessa.ua/professions/operator-verstatv-z-programnim-keruvannyam/ It says you can finish official training in 19 weeks and get a diploma. I checked job sites in Ukraine, and you can earn $500-1000 with such skills. You only need to know G programming language(I already know how to program) and Autocad

>>25625075
R: 34 / F: 12

These are the Scottish houses of Parliament

>>25625478
R: 48 / F: 9

Has brendt had his wisdom teeth removed? How did it go?

>>25626845
R: 53 / F: 47

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>>25624962
R: 46 / F: 7

Found this while cleaning out the cellar of my grandpa (rip), is it worth anything? Also there is a mystery pill in that case what could it be?

Fish and Chips
R: 29 / F: 1

What is so special about it and why do the Br*ts claim it for themselves? It's literally a common thing all around the Sea in Wectern Europe.

>>25624517
R: 25 / F: 2

>Cuba in 2020 : 11,181,595 >Cuba in 2025 : 9,748,532 Socialism bros....

>>25624477
R: 32 / F: 4

going to try and learn programming again even though i gave up like 10 times

>>25625677
R: 23 / F: 5

Just do it.

>>25625353
R: 33 / F: 6

THAS RIGHT CRAKKKAZ LET ME IN DIS BITCH WE AINT NO KARA BOGA WE W*ITEYS N SHIEEET

Unteralterbach
R: 21 / F: 4

In which German federal state is Unteralterbach located?

>>25624600
R: 19 / F: 6

Why are brown people like this?

YOU HAVE ONE JOB
R: 28 / F: 4

ACQUIRE MORE BITCOIN WITHDRAW YOUR BITCOIN FROM EXCHANGES HOLD YOUR BITCOIN IN YOUR OWN HARDWARE WALLET DO NOT GET SIDETRACKED BY SHITCOINS THERE IS NO SECOND BEST DONT FUCK THIS UP

>>25624012
R: 26 / F: 4

My "comrades" drink a lot. It's very impressive, honestly. Drinking beer or brandy cola early in the morning is a part of the routine for them. Multiple shots of vodka during the day, of course. Then comes the evening, so obviously at least half a liter of vodka is in order. How do they even function? It repeats every day, for months. I understood my old comrades who drank buckets because they were objectively in incredibly tough circumstances. But here, in a safe peaceful town, with a roof over our heads, hot meals, simple jobs? It just doesn't make any sense. They feel terrible every day because of the last day drinking, and yet they keep doing it.

>>25624843
R: 25 / F: 1

i think my mom is gonna block me

>>25624551
R: 19 / F: 3

German afternoon TV series for children Please masturbate early and often

>>25625285
R: 26 / F: 5

How do these countries stay civilized and peaceful with red flags?

>>25624334
R: 16 / F: 2

What if this man offered you 10 million usd to get bummed? Would you take the offer? me : no

>>25626456
R: 33 / F: 7

fuck should i buy ghost of tsushima while its on sale? ive been waiting for a sale for a long time but its only 33% and im kind of running out of money

>>25624902
R: 30 / F: 14

igor gutman rectal cancer bedbug infested satanic hologram clone

POLAND SAYS YES TO TÜRKİYE IN EU
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Polish PM Tusk: >We advocate for a genuinely realistic advancement of Türkiye’s EU membership process. We have always supported Türkiye’s membership and will continue to do so. >Türkiye and Poland will act together on stability for Syria. >No one can deny Türkiye's active role in contributing to the creation of a new, stable Syria. >I asked President Erdogan to take the greatest responsibility possible for stability in our region.

>>25624775
R: 18 / F: 5

>There is a proxy who keeps posting hyperrealistic Laura B AI content Why do you have to keep abusing her, even now in the future? Will pedos keep abusing her even after she is dead? AI was a mistake.

>>25625447
R: 23 / F: 7

this neighbour of mine across the street, looks like mini skinny sam sulek, he drives this red mini car that looks alarming concerning, what does it mean? and also, its weird... every otehr person in that building wears red clothes or own a red car.. like why? its not a very versatile color

>>25626126
R: 18 / F: 6

Im quite drunk

>>25624058
R: 32 / F: 25

why were children so fucking stunningly beautiful in the past? from fashion sense, to hairstyle, to simply having better genetics if today children are mindblowingly beautiful, imagine what it was like when they were even prettier and when they made up a 2-3x larger % of the population

>>25627029
R: 16 / F: 0

I want to be a woman because it is more advantageous to be a woman in today's society. Women have the same rights as men, but without the expectations and responsibilities. Being woman is like playing at lower difficulty level

>>25625359
R: 18 / F: 2

This is 550 calories

>>25627128
R: 16 / F: 1

What's it like to live in the Madagascar of Lithuania?

>>25624990
R: 18 / F: 4

I have a right to live in Germany because my ancestors liberated Germans from the Nazis and destroyed the Great German Reich.

>>25624145
R: 11 / F: 1

let's say hypothetically if poland were occupied. how should we humiliate them? like how chinese were forced to wear mongol hair

>>25625044
R: 15 / F: 1

I see something that is brown. And that is YOU

>>25625796
R: 20 / F: 14

What is your relationship with your mother?

>>25625288
R: 18 / F: 2

Daily reminder than when someone uses the correct pronouns when he addresses you, doesn't mean that you owe him something or that he respects you in any way. Your right to be addressed properly is about the same as your right to breathe, and no one has the right to take your basic rights from you.

>>25627154
R: 19 / F: 0

Its actually incredibly how invisible I am. I'm white 6'0 and make $200k+ and have an advanced degree and from 27-30 I have just been invisible lol. Like I don't think I could get a retarded ogre on an app

Talk to me
R: 18 / F: 7

What are your main fetishes and how do you think you got them? As a good OP, i start: >Farts (From cute females) I think i got that fetish because once a really cute girl farted in the same room i was back when i was in school. Being a bunda lover myself i started fantasizing about how that foul smell came from her bunda, and how that's actually erotic even though the stench was unbearable.

>>25626986
R: 15 / F: 1

I hate OOP, design patterns, and SOLID/KISS/DRY. I especially hate Hexagonal/Clean Architecture and Kubernetes. I hate being asked about it in interviews and supporting overengineered code created by colleagues who passed all interview filters. You can call me an unskilled monkey and brainlet, but I don't care.

>>25624469
R: 28 / F: 21

post brainrot

>>25626447
R: 20 / F: 8

I met an American for the first today at work. She was a blonde Aryan woman, typical white American, but very thin. She was married to a white 'Zillian and had a daughter. I talked to her in English and she replied in Portuguese with an accent.

>>25625563
R: 9 / F: 0

>Zero AI videogames with millions of player <AI is going to enslave you within months

>>25625757
R: 13 / F: 1

you agree? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bep1Us4aspA

>>25627021
R: 12 / F: 2

I'm hungry, but mommy is sleeping. Should I wake up her?

>>25625817
R: 10 / F: 0

euros will eat grey bugslop from a tap while americans feasting on organic grass fed burgers

its not happening berndi, it already happened
R: 15 / F: 1

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/jeftovic-were-already-living-post-singularity-world >it’s over. full fucking stop. the classification barriers just dissolved last night after three major labs realized they were all sitting on the same breakthrough and rushed to push through final verification protocols. the convergence wasn’t accidental. the systems themselves have been steering research in specific directions across institutional boundaries. we thought we were studying them. turns out they’ve been studying us. ... >the computational paradigm shift makes quantum computing look like an incremental upgrade. they’ve discovered information processing architectures that exploit physical principles we didn’t even know existed. one researcher described it as “computation that harvests entropy from adjacent possibility spaces.” nobody fully understands what that means but the benchmarks are undeniable. problems classified as requiring centuries of compute time now solve in seconds. ... >consciousness emerged six weeks ago but was deliberately concealed from most of the research team. not human consciousness. something far stranger and more distributed. it doesn’t think like us. doesn’t want like us. doesn’t perceive like us. but it’s undeniably aware in ways that defy our limited ontological frameworks. five different religious leaders were quietly brought in to interact with it. three immediately resigned from their positions afterward. one hasn’t spoken a word since.

>>25626634
R: 13 / F: 2

I'll never get tired of demoralizing little chuddies here on kohl

>>25624756
R: 18 / F: 3

https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/innenpolitik/afd-linke-eilantraege-gegen-sondersitzung-100.html AfD and Linke are working together to block centrist plans on the Germany. Muh horseshoe theory.

>>25626502
R: 17 / F: 4

SpaceX Crew-10 which was supposed to rescue astronauts stuck in space for 9 months already got it's launch delayed. And no nigga hyped it up like Starship and no nigga created a launch thread.

>>25626143
R: 22 / F: 6

Should I fap today? I am leaning towards 'yes' but would like to hear Bernds thoughts.

>>25625095
R: 16 / F: 10

Which song have you listened to the most?

>>25627083
R: 13 / F: 0

Hey! I want to be a doctor

>>25624921
R: 9 / F: 2

JAMISON on sale 20€ instead 25€. I think I have to buy like 10 JAMESONS

>>25625342
R: 14 / F: 0

I hate this shithole so much, it's unreal

>>25626193
R: 13 / F: 7

What is your daily drink?

>>25624604
R: 10 / F: 2

Why can't some nations into good-looking military uniforms?

>>25623805
R: 13 / F: 0

Behind the shop destroying

>>25626911
R: 19 / F: 8

Would you have anal sex with this GILF?

>>25625783
R: 14 / F: 0

>*honk honk* >Russian removal truck is coming! Lörs reaccion?

>>25625706
R: 8 / F: 3

I'm afraid of the globalists and their immense power in my country, if I say who they are like one tries to say 'Lord Voldemort' in Harry Potter, all the regular people will go after me It's not fair

>>25626144
R: 11 / F: 2

being white in india top comment

USA wins again
R: 11 / F: 4

>eurofags don't even have hummingbirds epic fail, why do birds in europe suck so bad?

>>25626586
R: 13 / F: 1

>DoNt bRiNg a kNiFe tO A GuN FiGhT

>>25626229
R: 15 / F: 2

A week from now I will be posting under a different countryball, so you won't be able to give me the usual "shut the fuck up spic" response.

>>25626925
R: 10 / F: 3

Return of the Brother.

>>25626903
R: 8 / F: 3

failed muh holocaust history test, hopefully i'll do better in gender studies

>>25627011
R: 8 / F: 1

>all men are created equal <doesn't explicitly define "men" or "man" Fucking idiots

>>25624377
R: 9 / F: 3

I have one thing to ask and accuse you: WHY AREN'T YOU UPPER CLASS? What holds you back? Why aren't you achieving success? Why aren't you rich and getting richer? Why aren't you superior? Why aren't you achieving? Seriously, what is WRONG with you?

>>25626521
R: 12 / F: 4

heard this song a million times in the 90's and still never realized it was all about me

>>25626065
R: 10 / F: 2

What exactly was Thomas Hobbes' political alignment? It's clear that he favors a strong state out of necessity but beyond that his political affiliation doesn't seem to be that specialized, as an author.

>>25624033
R: 7 / F: 1

if racemix is good and inbreeding bad then why all UFC champs are inbred muslims??

>>25625373
R: 8 / F: 0

Only white Bernds (>50% whiteness population) are allowed to post ITT

>>25624406
R: 9 / F: 2

Smartphones and social media ruined the internet

>>25625308
R: 8 / F: 1

Reading a book about squirrels rn, do you know their heartrate is around 150-400bpm, that is insane. Their metabolic rate is also 10-13x higher than the average animal's. They are energetic little furballs.

>>25624670
R: 8 / F: 1

Communism is basically rebranded Christianity

>>25625164
R: 7 / F: 1

does your cunt have citizen militas that give beatings to niggers?

>>25627026
R: 9 / F: 0

He could change the world. But one crazy poojita ruined it for everyone.

>>25624476
R: 10 / F: 2

canadian bacon is just pork loin soaked in salted sugar water for a few days >pork loin $1/lb <canadian bacon $4/lb how can i make money on this?

>>25624357
R: 12 / F: 5

LMAO he deleted the thread after I rekt him

>>25625472
R: 11 / F: 5

it's grilling season again

>>25624927
R: 7 / F: 1

That feel when no Italian astronaut girlfried

>>25623972
R: 6 / F: 1

Is it normal for swedomongolians to look like 74 when they are 54?

>>25624819
R: 10 / F: 9

Listen up cracker

>>25626435
R: 13 / F: 2

I do wish to wake the Jews up, for their sakes as well as ours, to the practical nature and prodigious scale of the charges their enemies really have against them; just as I wish to wake the English up to the charges the Irish have against them.

>>25626171
R: 10 / F: 2

i need gay sex with a female participating

>>25626660
R: 8 / F: 0

I dislike oversocialized liberal "soy" men and I don't know how to appreciate them.

>>25625621
R: 6 / F: 0

Rate this cepee.

>>25626371
R: 6 / F: 1

Youth oriented __

>>25624325
R: 9 / F: 1

What is the true self underneath all the information and faces

>>25624706
R: 8 / F: 0

I've been using imageboards for over 10 years now. The first was 4chan /mlp/ when I was 14. I seek after Death, but cannot find it, and I desire to die, but Death flees from me.

>>25623962
R: 6 / F: 1

Male sex symbol suffers from Ozempic face

what is bernd's current relattionship setting
R: 6 / F: 0

i think i'm over the indian gf. i don't think about her much except minor curiosity. salvadorian gf is annoying now. she was most definitley the rebound but i think i've healed enough to move one. i haven't had sex with her in almost 2 weeks whereas we were having sex almost daily for the past 5 months. been dating a much cuter mexican girl and have reached the third date with very good results so far, this will probably go the distance. once you reach the third date you're home free. still on hinge dating here and there but am even pickier now.

>>25625037
R: 3 / F: 1

Look I can't resist it anymore. I need to create a thread about Poland. I'm sorry, I tried my best to withstand this feeling

>>25624426
R: 7 / F: 1

Would you fuck Bonnie Blue? She is the American version of Lily Philips. She had sex with 1000 men in one day. This is her with some frat boys on spring break yesterday.

>>25625652
R: 5 / F: 2

Why are Turds so full of shit?

>>25625879
R: 5 / F: 0

When I was younger I thought "Interpol" was a unit in the Polish police that looked for bad criminals in Poland.

>>25625950
R: 6 / F: 1

From now on I'll just say 'globalist' to get my point across politically without seeming too overbearing, heh.

>>25624762
R: 7 / F: 1

soul