igor gutman
rectal cancer bedbug infested satanic hologram clone
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 21:52:29 GMT
No. 25625339
Igor is based, leave him alone!
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 21:54:32 GMT
No. 25625351
igors anus
doctors marvel at this new condition calling it the gutman colon syndrome
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 22:15:47 GMT
No. 25625519
shitting another man's cum changes you, and not for the better
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 23:18:33 GMT
No. 25625887
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ
No, we will not let you go (let him go)
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ
We will not let you go (let him go)
بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ
We will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (let me go)
Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia
Mamma mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Ooh
Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 23:19:53 GMT
No. 25625901
i see references to me everywhere going back
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 23:22:32 GMT
No. 25625923
>>25625933
>>25625911
Did your mother ever dress you like a girl growing up?
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 23:24:36 GMT
No. 25625938
>>25625933
We need to pinpoint what went wrong in the relation
Bernd
Wed, 12 Mar 2025 23:33:08 GMT
No. 25625962
Leave Igor alone, BULLY !
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:03:05 GMT
No. 25626055
>>25626080
>>25626080
>>25626043
Aliens cloned Igor to use him as a sex slave. Then Igor died in 2005 and the clone replaced him. He's been living in a hologram simulation of a shitbox apartment ever since, like some Kafkaesque cockroach.
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:12:35 GMT
No. 25626080
>>25626109
>>25626055
>>25626055
>like some Kafkaesque cockroach
His lifestyle isn't absurd it's pretty common nowadays
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:19:25 GMT
No. 25626109
>>25626115
>>25626080
but igor is like 50+ so he pioneered it
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:22:37 GMT
No. 25626115
>>25626148
>>25626109
not really, this guy pioneered it
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:39:51 GMT
No. 25626175
Herzog's Nosferatu is vaginal as fuck. Van Helsing is a soyence-worshipping redditor, the foid figures it all out on her own, and Orlok is a sad pussywhipped simp instead of pure evil incarnate.
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:48:11 GMT
No. 25626220
>>25626248
>>25626148
Cyberman died??? I know like 10 years ago he had a stroke or something and fell down off camera and people called an ambulance for him
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:53:08 GMT
No. 25626248
>>25626220
YEA HE DIED LIKE 10 YEARS AGO
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 01:28:44 GMT
No. 25626388
There is no bedbugs, he just has hiv
Bernd
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:40:31 GMT
No. 25630137
fill a pitcher with hot water and keep dipping the hand into it - it acts both as lubricant and sensory enhancement, feels really good