It's over for Musk, that little bitch is crying.

This shit is like a punch in the mouth and I have to eat it with a huge chunk of bread every time to wick away the spices from my tongue yet I keep fucking buying it because I like it.

did you ever have sleepovers with your friends when you were young? what kind of things did you do?

I was thinking about creating a thread about smoking cigarettes but I'm not feeling like it. I am smoking cigarettes though.

I crave 16 year old jewish twink bussy.

La Malinche was always a big redpill for me. She sold an entire civilization for one foreign chad down on his luck. She actively plotted to undermine her own people and culture, convincing so many that it was pointless to resist her chad. The Mexicans could have very easily killed him and it was largely thanks to her honeyed words that they didn't. And she knew the full truth, that Cortes was just an outlaw and didn't have nearly as many cards as he claimed. She didn't care because he was a chad. She saw the great smallpox die-offs, saw the gold-crazed Spanish slaughtering men, women and children, was literally there to see them starve Tenochtitlan into submission and slaughter, an act so against Mexican culture of the time it shook the entire Mesoamerica to its core, she saw her once great people reduced to slavery for a handful of foreigners they could have at any point resisted successfully. She still didn't care. She probably didn't even care when she was dying of smallpox herself, already probably sidelined in favor of younger misstresses. It's probably the single greatest act of female betrayal in recorded history, but they are literally all like this.

This is 200 calories

There's nothing better than pickled beets. R8 my opinion

What's your opinion on Berlin?

i realized why i'm such a good natured, hard-working, calm, patient person irl its because i masturbate to child porn. it releases all frustrations and make me be able to go about my day calmly and relaxed meanwhile, average normie can be extremely tense, ready to blow at any little problem, or lazy, because they dont see any reason to keep going

>would you still buy a Tesla? <94% no based

First drink's mine, what you having?

why does being poor have so much soul?

I'm going to get you, Igor. Expect me in the next week

¡A parcel just arrived! ¿What could it be?

I have relatives in Germany that like to send me food gifts on occasion. German bernds, please recommend to me German chips, biscuits/cookies, chocolate, coffee, coffee substitutes, and teas (no berry). Basically anything I would not be able to find in Canada. Or anything else German food/drink that is interesting (though drinks might not be able to be sent). (Not Igor btw sadly share ball with him).

Jennifer Connelly should have been in the film Legend. She was the ultimate 80s fantasy girl.

giada sgh

whites recharging D vitamin

Weight dropped under 100 kg

Do you regret voting for Drumpf in 2016?

Ukraine will join the EU on January 1, 2030. https://www.yahoo.com/news/lithuanian-president-proposes-fix-1-095452832.html

-no alcohol -no cigarettes -only drink water and tea -no car -eat only two meals a day Post your settings.

I have a gut feeling I will die in my 50s or 60s

>unmoderated cp on the front page of kc for 2+ hours can you nonce moderators at least pretend this dump isn't a honeypot

Im ugly and I still manged to get laid How come Bernd can't get his noodle in a soup?

Bernd is religious and visiting a church several times a week. He also found gf in this church. Her parents as well as other members have often more than 10 kids, she has 13 siblings i.e. How does it make you feel that Bernd will have 10-15 blonde, blue-eyed German children?

So COVID was man made, Goymany says https://www.dw.com/en/covid-pandemic-likely-unleashed-by-lab-mishap-germanys-bnd/a-71897701

How do you get rich in Europe? In America, all you have to do is work hard even with manual labor jobs. But in Europe it is impossible to get rich unless you were born into nobility.

Russia has a population of almost 150 million. They managed to produce one (1) type of cheese. They call it syr, it's round and tastes like the cheap stuff you get in European discounters for spare change. Why do they live like this? Why don't they produce more types of cheese? It's not like making cheese is only possible in France, Germany and Switzerland but basically anywhere. There's something fishy about those Russians.

Why so you eat salad first, then potatoes and meat later at the end?

That's why

....ARE YOU TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US ? THE BLUMPH SAY'S YOU ARE

MY DOG my fucking hound

brasil is now usa

CHINA'S STATE COUNCIL AND CPC CENTRAL COMMITTEE ISSUE "ACTION PLAN TO REVITALIZE CONSUMPTION" TO BOOST DOMESTIC DEMAND. ACTION PLAN FOCUSES ON INCREASING INCOMES, IMPROVING CONSUMPTION CAPACITY, UPGRADING SERVICE QUALITY, AND OPTIMIZING CONSUMPTION ENVIRONMENT. 🔸FIRST MAJOR INITIATIVE: PROMOTE URBAN-RURAL RESIDENT INCOME GROWTH. MEASURES INCLUDE RAISING MINIMUM WAGES, EXPANDING WORK-RELIEF PROGRAMS, AND CRACKING DOWN ON WAGE ARREARS FOR SMES. PLAN AIMS TO BROADEN PROPERTY-INCOME CHANNELS BY STABILIZING STOCK MARKETS, EASING LONG-TERM CAPITAL MARKET ACCESS, AND STRENGTHENING STATE-OWNED ENTERPRISE MARKET VALUE MANAGEMENT. AGRICULTURAL INCOME BOOSTS: IMPLEMENT GRAIN FARMER SUBSIDY MECHANISMS, PROMOTE "THREE PRODUCTS, ONE STANDARD" AGRI-PRODUCTS, AND DEVELOP RURAL TOURISM/ECONOMIES. 🔸SECOND INITIATIVE: ENHANCE CONSUMPTION CAPACITY. KEY MEASURES INCLUDE INTRODUCING CHILDCARE SUBSIDIES, EXPANDING EDUCATION/HEALTHCARE RESOURCES, AND RAISING PENSIONS IN 2025. MEDICAL REFORMS: FULLY IMPLEMENT PERSONAL PENSION SYSTEM, REMOVE HOUSEHOLD REGISTRATION BARRIERS FOR FLEXIBLE WORKERS' INSURANCE, AND EXPAND OCCUPATIONAL INJURY COVERAGE. 🔸THIRD INITIATIVE: UPGRADE SERVICE CONSUMPTION. PROMOTE ELDERLY-FRIENDLY INFRASTRUCTURE, COMMUNITY-BASED CHILDCARE, AND HOME SERVICES INDUSTRY STANDARDS. TOURISM BOOST: EXTEND SCENIC SPOT OPERATING HOURS, SIMPLIFY EVENT APPROVALS FOR NATIONWIDE TOURS, AND LAUNCH ICE AND SNOW TOURISM PROMOTION PLAN. 🔸FOURTH INITIATIVE: UPGRADE MAJOR CONSUMPTION. IMPLEMENT NATIONWIDE TRADE-INS FOR CARS, APPLIANCES, AND SMART DEVICES WITH SUBSIDIES. SUPPORT SECOND-HAND GOODS MARKET DEVELOPMENT. HOUSING MEASURES: ACCELERATE URBAN VILLAGE RENOVATION, ALLOW SPECIAL BONDS FOR GOVERNMENT HOUSING PURCHASES, AND EXPAND HOUSING PROVIDENT FUND USAGE FOR RENTAL/PURCHASE. 🔸FIFTH INITIATIVE: IMPROVE CONSUMPTION QUALITY. DEVELOP "CHINA SERVICE" BRANDS, PROMOTE CULTURAL IP PRODUCTS, AND ACCELERATE AI+ CONSUMPTION IN AUTONOMOUS DRIVING/WEARABLES. SUPPORT LOW-ALTITUDE ECONOMY: DEVELOP TOURISM/DRONE CONSUMPTION, STREAMLINE YACHT REGISTRATION, AND ENRICH CRUISE ROUTES. 🔸SIXTH INITIATIVE: OPTIMIZE CONSUMPTION ENVIRONMENT. ENFORCE PAID LEAVE RIGHTS, LAUNCH 3-YEAR CONSUMER PROTECTION CAMPAIGN, AND CRACK DOWN ON FAKE PRODUCTS/UNFAIR PRICING. IMPROVE RURAL-URBAN DISTRIBUTION: BUILD COUNTY-LEVEL LOGISTICS HUBS, UPGRADE NIGHTTIME CONSUMPTION INFRASTRUCTURE, AND DEVELOP IMMERSIVE RETAIL SPACES. 🔸FINAL INITIATIVE: REDUCE CONSUMPTION RESTRICTIONS. BAN "ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL" POLICIES, EASE AUTO PURCHASE LIMITS FOR LONG-TERM LICENSE PLATE LOTTERY PARTICIPANTS, AND SUPPORT TRADITIONAL FESTIVAL ACTIVITIES. PLAN EMPHASIZES CROSS-DEPARTMENT COORDINATION AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT IMPLEMENTATION TO ACHIEVE CONSUMPTION-LED ECONOMIC GROWTH.

DECLARATION OF WAR

Is it just me or everyone is becoming more toxic and hostile and just a giant faggot in our society. Like you could be just doing your regular daily tasks like going to a grocery store and see niggas thinking they are better than everyone and that you are below them. Even the fucking cashiers are getting cocky. Like nigga i make x10 of what you make so be quiet. It usually applies to women also

Mom made hunter sausages potatoes and beans with nothing

Is this 5D chess?

This man has sex. You don't

Mom made zeppelins with nothing

Why do older men like to date or marry younger women. But never wanting to be friends and hang out with younger men?

You know? We didn't have a good old disabled thread in a while I am disabled.

What I find nice about KC is that boring or annoying attentionwhores never survive, camilo rojas got associated with pedo shit and got scared of posting. That dumbass zoomer too, very nice.

Why don't mods change something about kohlchan? Everything about this website has been lazy for the last couple of years.

How to cope with lack of diskspace. Im down to 20GB

My "comrades" drink a lot. It's very impressive, honestly. Drinking beer or brandy cola early in the morning is a part of the routine for them. Multiple shots of vodka during the day, of course. Then comes the evening, so obviously at least half a liter of vodka is in order. How do they even function? It repeats every day, for months. I understood my old comrades who drank buckets because they were objectively in incredibly tough circumstances. But here, in a safe peaceful town, with a roof over our heads, hot meals, simple jobs? It just doesn't make any sense. They feel terrible every day because of the last day drinking, and yet they keep doing it.

your thoughts on dykes?

Do you know anyone irl who still talks about COVID? I don't. But if I go on imageboards people still talk about it all the time. Macabre.

>The Greens will support the massive debt plan of Germany's next Chancellor, Friedrich Merz, in exchange for 100 billion euros to be allocated to a climate fund. As a reminder, the previous government fell short of 50 billion euros. >Merz promised a balanced and economical budget in the campaign, and now he has broken the rules and is proposing to abolish the debt brake mechanism and take a trillion euros in new debts Germs are insane

In what country I can just NEET all my life and dudeweed on welfare?

Today I celebrate 24 years old.

Why are rightoids defending billionaires?

Drumpft bought a Tesla and is trying to sell Teslas LOL Doesn't he know the majority of Trump trash cannot even afford a Tesla xD and the ones that can, think driving EV means you are a gay vegan lefist xDDD

Gonna go buy a pizza on disabled-scooter. Will buy my mom one too because Im based like that. (Not quite sure how to get it home on da scooter but it will work somehow)

Total American Death

German afternoon TV series for children Please masturbate early and often

I'm thinking of what to try in this life. Do you have ideas? Travelling would be great but I have to wait a few more months before a vacation. On previous vacations I just went to the village and visited grandparents. Yesterday got drunk and it was good at first but also saddening since it's one of few things to genuinely enjoy. Also, thought of trying something gay but don't really want to, shit's gross and if anyone knows I'm fucked. So what are the other options of what to do after shift ends?

Do you habe an wobble board?

>Turkey fertility rate 2025: 1.51 Kara boga bros.....?

Get in, see this, what do you do?

There's a YouTube video I want to watch but I can't figure out how to get past the age verification, goddammit.

Did you enjoy reading the Iliad and Odyssey?

outdoor weed grown in bavaria is so bad

Does your country have cards?

Racism index

i think my mom is gonna block me

are you brainwashed?

>not being born with a monster cock >not being born with high test >not being born the 1% of Chads who easily get laid Damn..

>rajeet, we got a fuckton of money from scamming senile white people over the phone, what we do with it all? <lets use it as venture capital to start an steelmill, soon we gonna be billionaries

>you just wake up, it is January 1, 2020 What you do?

What's your opinion on sex?

Northumbrian lads where are we at? >Australians >Canadians >Americans you can all fuck off this thread is for true Northumbrians

Post body Bernd.

I developed a fetish for chubby cute looking swarthy Brazilians with brown dicks

This is 550 calories

sahalin and kuril islands are rightfully nippon

DEI staff causes major nuclear accident at powerplant in Finland. Right now they're trying to minimize it in the news just like the USSR did with Chernobyl, but its pretty much a full meltdown and in a few days the enormous extent of this disaster will become undeniable.

onions

le art of deals t. drumptf

The best part.....they do it for free

This old meme is funny because its now true throughout Europe that niggers can get away with anything and the governments in every European country except maybe Hungary are doing everything they can to import more niggers and wipe out the native White populations. Why did Europeans decide to vote for that?

Do I look subhuman?

Theres some literal shitskin nigger here who always turns the fucking light on for no reason just because he likes the light on and i want to literally cut him open and eat his raw liver but i cant do anything All i can do is cope I want to stab him and drink his blood I want to strangle him until he shits himself

The orange little dot on the left has invaded the green country. https://drcongo.liveuamap.com/

rate these shoes. I bought them for ~30eur (3000rub) because I don’t want to buy overpriced shitty boots. It’s said they recommended for HOMO and army. maid in Belorussian, cheapest leather but still leather

Are you of sufficient significance to be turned into a feminised goonbot centuries after your death?

>tfw 27yo, which means I'm basically 30 It's over, isn't it? Been on KC since I was 16.

HOOTERS ARE DUN GOOFED

You may only post ITT if there is a country eternally butthurt at your existence.

- How many women has Bernd fugged? - How many women has Bernd fugged without any financial transaction involved? me: - around 40 - 6

Dont be a energy drink drinker. It gives you a subhuman phenotype. Like gollum

Finally a Politician we can all relate to

Egg prices are officially lower now than when Trump took office.

I will start smoking weed again

Radical Left Patriots are in control.

Can I AI-gf' them? Why can't I? Make it happen already, Anne!

1000 years ago I could've secluded myself in a monastery and studied retarded books all day But alas I was born in postmodern age so all I do is seclude myself in my room and study retarded forums all day Such is the tyranny of time...

Does Bernd have to interact with niggers & other sunhuman races? What methods do you use to mask your disgust?