¡A parcel just arrived! ¿What could it be?
>>25635166
Why is this Bernds hivemind first thought?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:27:34 GMT
No. 25635173
>>25635168
You are not a Bernd until you have a proper dildo collection.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:28:53 GMT
No. 25635183
>>25635198
Specialty coffee for your special Italian needs
>>25635168
mind the fact it was a poccner post. they are seriously obsessed with anal sex
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:30:54 GMT
No. 25635197
>>25635213
>>25635222
Bro, why are you wearing flipflops? What are you? A macaco?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:31:04 GMT
No. 25635198
>>25635183
That was yesterday's parcel
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:33:34 GMT
No. 25635211
>>25635217
mmmmh it appears to be french... and smelly
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:35:33 GMT
No. 25635222
>>25635197
Spiritually, yes.
I wear them all year round
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:51:46 GMT
No. 25635307
>>25635301
He's Italian, that's normal for them.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:54:15 GMT
No. 25635318
>>25635385
>>25635262
If it's French why is the message en anglais?
La republique est tombée.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:08:36 GMT
No. 25635366
>>25635552
Review time
Ghost in the shell
Smells utterly clean, like hand soap, but it's clearly high quality and it's not a fastidious smell, but rather pleasant. If someone is into the idea of smelling extra clean and soapy, I strongly recommend this.
Totally unisex, 4-season, exclusively day-time.
Fat electrician
Smells like tire. With a tiny hint of sweetness.
Remarkable people
Frizzy citrusy champagne. Really casts a bright mood, it's fun but elegant in a way.
Clean suede
If ombre leather is utterly earthy and raw, this is the opposite. A light leather good for before and after dark.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:11:20 GMT
No. 25635374
This thread is gayer than dildos.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:15:28 GMT
No. 25635385
>>25635318
"Ghost in the shell" just doesn't hit the same way in french
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:56:45 GMT
No. 25635552
>>25635645
>>25635366
go on. make more reviews. burnt is interested
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:13 GMT
No. 25635645
>>25640145
>>25635552
Putain the palaces
Reminds me of bouillon cubes, but in a good way, and with a floral accent. It involuntarily captures that smell of spicy sauce that emanates from the pot when mom cooks chicken fillet. Maybe curry, or a mix of Indian spices? But I can see an eccentric lady wear this.
Sous le pont Mirabeau
Feels like being immersed in the rich garden of an Italian aristocratic villa facing the sea in a sunny day. The powerful, noble smell of lush Mediterranean trees mixes with the genuine, honest smell of the salty water. Green but far from being a dad frag. And no fruitiness nor apparent citruses.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:53 GMT
No. 25635650
>>25635166
Why was this my first thought?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 22:58:27 GMT
No. 25640145
>>25635645
Hermann à mes Côtés me Paraissait une Ombre
I have no words to describe it, sorry. If gloom was a smell. Or regret. Or melancholy. If the color purple was a smell. If the memory of dead grandparents was a smell, or rather their cold tombstone amongst a field of long-dead roses in a late autumn afternoon. I'm probably spouting nonsense but one thing's for sure: HAMCMPUO has its distinct style that won't have people melt in pleasure when they smell it, but it will probably be a nice conversation starter. And most importantly, it unapologetically caresses the delicate cords of your heart.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:05:55 GMT
No. 25640212
>>25635166
That wouldn't come in a box, it would be discreetly wrapped in a form-fitting plastic bag