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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:24:30 GMT No. 25635159 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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¡A parcel just arrived! ¿What could it be?
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:26:04 GMT No. 25635166 >>25635168 >>25635650 >>25640212
A dildo!
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:26:55 GMT No. 25635168 >>25635173 >>25635183 >>25635223
>>25635166 Why is this Bernds hivemind first thought?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:27:17 GMT No. 25635172
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:27:34 GMT No. 25635173
>>25635168 You are not a Bernd until you have a proper dildo collection.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:28:53 GMT No. 25635183 >>25635198
Specialty coffee for your special Italian needs >>25635168 mind the fact it was a poccner post. they are seriously obsessed with anal sex
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:30:48 GMT No. 25635196
Dragon dildoes
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:30:54 GMT No. 25635197 >>25635213 >>25635222
Bro, why are you wearing flipflops? What are you? A macaco?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:31:04 GMT No. 25635198
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>>25635183 That was yesterday's parcel
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:33:34 GMT No. 25635211 >>25635217
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mmmmh it appears to be french... and smelly
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:34:13 GMT No. 25635213
>>25635197 >i'm not like other shitzilians, i don't wear flip flops
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:34:25 GMT No. 25635217
>>25635211 Cheese?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:35:33 GMT No. 25635222
>>25635197 Spiritually, yes. I wear them all year round
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:35:44 GMT No. 25635223
>>25635168 newfag
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:42:52 GMT No. 25635262 >>25635301 >>25635318 >>25635717
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wow
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:51:08 GMT No. 25635301 SÄGE! >>25635307
>>25635262 >perfume what a faggot
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:51:46 GMT No. 25635307
>>25635301 He's Italian, that's normal for them.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:54:15 GMT No. 25635318 >>25635385
>>25635262 If it's French why is the message en anglais? La republique est tombée.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:08:36 GMT No. 25635366 >>25635552
Review time Ghost in the shell Smells utterly clean, like hand soap, but it's clearly high quality and it's not a fastidious smell, but rather pleasant. If someone is into the idea of smelling extra clean and soapy, I strongly recommend this. Totally unisex, 4-season, exclusively day-time. Fat electrician Smells like tire. With a tiny hint of sweetness. Remarkable people Frizzy citrusy champagne. Really casts a bright mood, it's fun but elegant in a way. Clean suede If ombre leather is utterly earthy and raw, this is the opposite. A light leather good for before and after dark.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:11:20 GMT No. 25635374
This thread is gayer than dildos.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:15:28 GMT No. 25635385
>>25635318 "Ghost in the shell" just doesn't hit the same way in french
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:56:45 GMT No. 25635552 >>25635645
>>25635366 go on. make more reviews. burnt is interested
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:13 GMT No. 25635645 >>25640145
>>25635552 Putain the palaces Reminds me of bouillon cubes, but in a good way, and with a floral accent. It involuntarily captures that smell of spicy sauce that emanates from the pot when mom cooks chicken fillet. Maybe curry, or a mix of Indian spices? But I can see an eccentric lady wear this. Sous le pont Mirabeau Feels like being immersed in the rich garden of an Italian aristocratic villa facing the sea in a sunny day. The powerful, noble smell of lush Mediterranean trees mixes with the genuine, honest smell of the salty water. Green but far from being a dad frag. And no fruitiness nor apparent citruses.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:53 GMT No. 25635650
>>25635166 Why was this my first thought?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:32:01 GMT No. 25635717
>>25635262 That's unexpected
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:59:51 GMT No. 25639078
bimp
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 22:48:54 GMT No. 25640060
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 22:58:27 GMT No. 25640145
>>25635645 Hermann à mes Côtés me Paraissait une Ombre I have no words to describe it, sorry. If gloom was a smell. Or regret. Or melancholy. If the color purple was a smell. If the memory of dead grandparents was a smell, or rather their cold tombstone amongst a field of long-dead roses in a late autumn afternoon. I'm probably spouting nonsense but one thing's for sure: HAMCMPUO has its distinct style that won't have people melt in pleasure when they smell it, but it will probably be a nice conversation starter. And most importantly, it unapologetically caresses the delicate cords of your heart.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:04:54 GMT No. 25640204
How's your sister?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:05:55 GMT No. 25640212
>>25635166 That wouldn't come in a box, it would be discreetly wrapped in a form-fitting plastic bag
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