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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:24:30 GMT No. 25635159 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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¡A parcel just arrived! ¿What could it be?
Total posts: 32, files: 6 (Drowned at Sun, 16 Mar 2025 08:40:26 GMT)
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:26:04 GMT No. 25635166 >>25635168 >>25635650 >>25640212
A dildo!
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:26:55 GMT No. 25635168 >>25635173 >>25635183 >>25635223
>>25635166 Why is this Bernds hivemind first thought?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:27:17 GMT No. 25635172
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:27:34 GMT No. 25635173
>>25635168 You are not a Bernd until you have a proper dildo collection.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:28:53 GMT No. 25635183 >>25635198
Specialty coffee for your special Italian needs >>25635168 mind the fact it was a poccner post. they are seriously obsessed with anal sex
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:30:48 GMT No. 25635196
Dragon dildoes
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:30:54 GMT No. 25635197 >>25635213 >>25635222
Bro, why are you wearing flipflops? What are you? A macaco?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:31:04 GMT No. 25635198
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>>25635183 That was yesterday's parcel
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:33:34 GMT No. 25635211 >>25635217
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mmmmh it appears to be french... and smelly
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:34:13 GMT No. 25635213
>>25635197 >i'm not like other shitzilians, i don't wear flip flops
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:34:25 GMT No. 25635217
>>25635211 Cheese?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:35:33 GMT No. 25635222
>>25635197 Spiritually, yes. I wear them all year round
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:35:44 GMT No. 25635223
>>25635168 newfag
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:42:52 GMT No. 25635262 >>25635301 >>25635318 >>25635717 >>25644545 >>25644655
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wow
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:51:08 GMT No. 25635301 SÄGE! >>25635307
>>25635262 >perfume what a faggot
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:51:46 GMT No. 25635307
>>25635301 He's Italian, that's normal for them.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:54:15 GMT No. 25635318 >>25635385
>>25635262 If it's French why is the message en anglais? La republique est tombée.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:08:36 GMT No. 25635366 >>25635552
Review time Ghost in the shell Smells utterly clean, like hand soap, but it's clearly high quality and it's not a fastidious smell, but rather pleasant. If someone is into the idea of smelling extra clean and soapy, I strongly recommend this. Totally unisex, 4-season, exclusively day-time. Fat electrician Smells like tire. With a tiny hint of sweetness. Remarkable people Frizzy citrusy champagne. Really casts a bright mood, it's fun but elegant in a way. Clean suede If ombre leather is utterly earthy and raw, this is the opposite. A light leather good for before and after dark.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:11:20 GMT No. 25635374
This thread is gayer than dildos.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:15:28 GMT No. 25635385
>>25635318 "Ghost in the shell" just doesn't hit the same way in french
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:56:45 GMT No. 25635552 >>25635645
>>25635366 go on. make more reviews. burnt is interested
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:13 GMT No. 25635645 >>25640145
>>25635552 Putain the palaces Reminds me of bouillon cubes, but in a good way, and with a floral accent. It involuntarily captures that smell of spicy sauce that emanates from the pot when mom cooks chicken fillet. Maybe curry, or a mix of Indian spices? But I can see an eccentric lady wear this. Sous le pont Mirabeau Feels like being immersed in the rich garden of an Italian aristocratic villa facing the sea in a sunny day. The powerful, noble smell of lush Mediterranean trees mixes with the genuine, honest smell of the salty water. Green but far from being a dad frag. And no fruitiness nor apparent citruses.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:53 GMT No. 25635650
>>25635166 Why was this my first thought?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:32:01 GMT No. 25635717
>>25635262 That's unexpected
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 20:59:51 GMT No. 25639078
bimp
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Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 22:58:27 GMT No. 25640145 >>25644135
>>25635645 Hermann à mes Côtés me Paraissait une Ombre I have no words to describe it, sorry. If gloom was a smell. Or regret. Or melancholy. If the color purple was a smell. If the memory of dead grandparents was a smell, or rather their cold tombstone amongst a field of long-dead roses in a late autumn afternoon. I'm probably spouting nonsense but one thing's for sure: HAMCMPUO has its distinct style that won't have people melt in pleasure when they smell it, but it will probably be a nice conversation starter. And most importantly, it unapologetically caresses the delicate cords of your heart.
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:04:54 GMT No. 25640204
How's your sister?
Bernd Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:05:55 GMT No. 25640212
>>25635166 That wouldn't come in a box, it would be discreetly wrapped in a form-fitting plastic bag
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:16:20 GMT No. 25644135
>>25640145 She was an anomaly Nothing special. Very faint. Soapy. You get a very slight titillating feeling from the background notes of orchid and amber, and from musk itself. But what you smell is musk pretty much. Terrible performance. Hard pass. Exit the king Smells like soap bar. But not like white musk, don't be mistaken. It's a distinct smell, that has a buttery feel to it. Compared to She was an anomaly, this one lacks any sweetness. Nostos Clay + leather + oud skankyness. Wonderful, powerful and complex smell. Animalic and exceptionally masculine. The smell of a Jarl. Causes headaches unfortunately.
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:15:42 GMT No. 25644545
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>>25635262
Bernd Sat, 15 Mar 2025 14:33:59 GMT No. 25644655
>>25635262 dildo fragrances!
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