A dildo!

>>25635166 Why is this Bernds hivemind first thought?

>>25635168 You are not a Bernd until you have a proper dildo collection.

Specialty coffee for your special Italian needs >>25635168 mind the fact it was a poccner post. they are seriously obsessed with anal sex

Dragon dildoes

Bro, why are you wearing flipflops? What are you? A macaco?

>>25635183 That was yesterday's parcel

mmmmh it appears to be french... and smelly

>>25635197 >i'm not like other shitzilians, i don't wear flip flops

>>25635211 Cheese?

>>25635197 Spiritually, yes. I wear them all year round

>>25635168 newfag

wow

>>25635262 >perfume what a faggot

>>25635301 He's Italian, that's normal for them.

>>25635262 If it's French why is the message en anglais? La republique est tombée.

Review time Ghost in the shell Smells utterly clean, like hand soap, but it's clearly high quality and it's not a fastidious smell, but rather pleasant. If someone is into the idea of smelling extra clean and soapy, I strongly recommend this. Totally unisex, 4-season, exclusively day-time. Fat electrician Smells like tire. With a tiny hint of sweetness. Remarkable people Frizzy citrusy champagne. Really casts a bright mood, it's fun but elegant in a way. Clean suede If ombre leather is utterly earthy and raw, this is the opposite. A light leather good for before and after dark.

This thread is gayer than dildos.

>>25635318 "Ghost in the shell" just doesn't hit the same way in french

>>25635366 go on. make more reviews. burnt is interested

>>25635552 Putain the palaces Reminds me of bouillon cubes, but in a good way, and with a floral accent. It involuntarily captures that smell of spicy sauce that emanates from the pot when mom cooks chicken fillet. Maybe curry, or a mix of Indian spices? But I can see an eccentric lady wear this. Sous le pont Mirabeau Feels like being immersed in the rich garden of an Italian aristocratic villa facing the sea in a sunny day. The powerful, noble smell of lush Mediterranean trees mixes with the genuine, honest smell of the salty water. Green but far from being a dad frag. And no fruitiness nor apparent citruses.

>>25635166 Why was this my first thought?

>>25635262 That's unexpected

bimp

>>25635645 Hermann à mes Côtés me Paraissait une Ombre I have no words to describe it, sorry. If gloom was a smell. Or regret. Or melancholy. If the color purple was a smell. If the memory of dead grandparents was a smell, or rather their cold tombstone amongst a field of long-dead roses in a late autumn afternoon. I'm probably spouting nonsense but one thing's for sure: HAMCMPUO has its distinct style that won't have people melt in pleasure when they smell it, but it will probably be a nice conversation starter. And most importantly, it unapologetically caresses the delicate cords of your heart.

How's your sister?

>>25635166 That wouldn't come in a box, it would be discreetly wrapped in a form-fitting plastic bag

>>25640145 She was an anomaly Nothing special. Very faint. Soapy. You get a very slight titillating feeling from the background notes of orchid and amber, and from musk itself. But what you smell is musk pretty much. Terrible performance. Hard pass. Exit the king Smells like soap bar. But not like white musk, don't be mistaken. It's a distinct smell, that has a buttery feel to it. Compared to She was an anomaly, this one lacks any sweetness. Nostos Clay + leather + oud skankyness. Wonderful, powerful and complex smell. Animalic and exceptionally masculine. The smell of a Jarl. Causes headaches unfortunately.

>>25635262 dildo fragrances!