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>>25635166
Why is this Bernds hivemind first thought?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:27:34 GMT
No. 25635173
>>25635168
You are not a Bernd until you have a proper dildo collection.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:28:53 GMT
No. 25635183
>>25635198
Specialty coffee for your special Italian needs
>>25635168
mind the fact it was a poccner post. they are seriously obsessed with anal sex
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:30:54 GMT
No. 25635197
>>25635213
>>25635222
Bro, why are you wearing flipflops? What are you? A macaco?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:31:04 GMT
No. 25635198
>>25635183
That was yesterday's parcel
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:33:34 GMT
No. 25635211
>>25635217
mmmmh it appears to be french... and smelly
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:35:33 GMT
No. 25635222
>>25635197
Spiritually, yes.
I wear them all year round
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:51:46 GMT
No. 25635307
>>25635301
He's Italian, that's normal for them.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 10:54:15 GMT
No. 25635318
>>25635385
>>25635262
If it's French why is the message en anglais?
La republique est tombée.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:08:36 GMT
No. 25635366
>>25635552
Review time
Ghost in the shell
Smells utterly clean, like hand soap, but it's clearly high quality and it's not a fastidious smell, but rather pleasant. If someone is into the idea of smelling extra clean and soapy, I strongly recommend this.
Totally unisex, 4-season, exclusively day-time.
Fat electrician
Smells like tire. With a tiny hint of sweetness.
Remarkable people
Frizzy citrusy champagne. Really casts a bright mood, it's fun but elegant in a way.
Clean suede
If ombre leather is utterly earthy and raw, this is the opposite. A light leather good for before and after dark.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:11:20 GMT
No. 25635374
This thread is gayer than dildos.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:15:28 GMT
No. 25635385
>>25635318
"Ghost in the shell" just doesn't hit the same way in french
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:56:45 GMT
No. 25635552
>>25635645
>>25635366
go on. make more reviews. burnt is interested
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:13 GMT
No. 25635645
>>25640145
>>25635552
Putain the palaces
Reminds me of bouillon cubes, but in a good way, and with a floral accent. It involuntarily captures that smell of spicy sauce that emanates from the pot when mom cooks chicken fillet. Maybe curry, or a mix of Indian spices? But I can see an eccentric lady wear this.
Sous le pont Mirabeau
Feels like being immersed in the rich garden of an Italian aristocratic villa facing the sea in a sunny day. The powerful, noble smell of lush Mediterranean trees mixes with the genuine, honest smell of the salty water. Green but far from being a dad frag. And no fruitiness nor apparent citruses.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:16:53 GMT
No. 25635650
>>25635166
Why was this my first thought?
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 22:58:27 GMT
No. 25640145
>>25644135
>>25635645
Hermann à mes Côtés me Paraissait une Ombre
I have no words to describe it, sorry. If gloom was a smell. Or regret. Or melancholy. If the color purple was a smell. If the memory of dead grandparents was a smell, or rather their cold tombstone amongst a field of long-dead roses in a late autumn afternoon. I'm probably spouting nonsense but one thing's for sure: HAMCMPUO has its distinct style that won't have people melt in pleasure when they smell it, but it will probably be a nice conversation starter. And most importantly, it unapologetically caresses the delicate cords of your heart.
Bernd
Fri, 14 Mar 2025 23:05:55 GMT
No. 25640212
>>25635166
That wouldn't come in a box, it would be discreetly wrapped in a form-fitting plastic bag
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:16:20 GMT
No. 25644135
>>25640145
She was an anomaly
Nothing special. Very faint. Soapy. You get a very slight titillating feeling from the background notes of orchid and amber, and from musk itself. But what you smell is musk pretty much. Terrible performance. Hard pass.
Exit the king
Smells like soap bar. But not like white musk, don't be mistaken. It's a distinct smell, that has a buttery feel to it. Compared to She was an anomaly, this one lacks any sweetness.
Nostos
Clay + leather + oud skankyness. Wonderful, powerful and complex smell. Animalic and exceptionally masculine. The smell of a Jarl. Causes headaches unfortunately.