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Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:16:20 GMT No. 25657599 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Russia has a population of almost 150 million. They managed to produce one (1) type of cheese. They call it syr, it's round and tastes like the cheap stuff you get in European discounters for spare change. Why do they live like this? Why don't they produce more types of cheese? It's not like making cheese is only possible in France, Germany and Switzerland but basically anywhere. There's something fishy about those Russians.
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Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:25:08 GMT No. 25657624
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Where can I buy authentic Georgian cheese? I want to make Khachapuri Imeruli (churka quesadilla).
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:27:41 GMT No. 25657632 >>25657909
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Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:29:14 GMT No. 25657640 >>25657663 >>25657709
You're expecting asians to be good at cheesemaking?
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>>25657640
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:40:07 GMT No. 25657687 >>25657729
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They lack the technology for cheese singles. You don't even need milk for real cheese. You just need heckin soyence.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:45:34 GMT No. 25657709
>>25657640 No. I expect them to have like 50 cheeses instead of our 300-1000. Not one single cheese.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:49:40 GMT No. 25657729 >>25657738 >>25658527
>>25657687 >You don't even need milk for real cheese. You just need heckin soyence. That's exactly what Russian cheese looks and tastes like. >tovarich pidorov, we need cheese to feed the proletariat <we have no milk >use buckwheat instead and call it doktorskaya syr
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:52:10 GMT No. 25657738
>>25657729 >sewage was used because buckwheat was stolen by local intelligentsja
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:56:25 GMT No. 25657763 >>25657901
>>25657599 >Why do they live like this? thats how centrally controlled economy work they want to produce x tons of cheese so they plan for the easiest cheese to produce to meet the goal the easiest and since centrally planned economy is constantly running on shortages of consumer goods, noone has time to care about diversity of products, when even the quantity is not enough here commies killed off all pre-war local cheese variants, and some smaller milk plants were trying to restore them
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 10:30:58 GMT No. 25657901 >>25657908
>>25657763 It's not the Soviet Union anymore
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 10:32:51 GMT No. 25657908 >>25657932
>>25657901 SU is no more but sovoks are still there and they demand syr for their baton and doctor sausage.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 10:33:10 GMT No. 25657909
>>25657632 >Ofnekäse Rainer bitte.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 10:34:58 GMT No. 25657932
>>25657908 This gentleman knows.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 10:40:55 GMT No. 25657971 SÄGE!
>they manage to produce 1 type of cheese. they call is cheese 200 iq thread
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:20:30 GMT No. 25658452
>>25657599 >They managed to produce one (1) type of cheese. They call it syr, it's round and tastes like the cheap stuff you get in European discounters for spare change. Fun fact. Only because they captured Cheese factories in konigsberg. All Russian cheeses are based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilsit_cheese They never had their own cheeses like for example Balts and Fins. even ukrops had cheese
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:25:24 GMT No. 25658465
do they claim Tilsit?
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:29:23 GMT No. 25658481
Why is Russia like this
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:33:01 GMT No. 25658498
Anglos also have one type of cheese, called "cheese". And Germans have one type of cheese, called "käse".
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:35:53 GMT No. 25658511 >>25658537
could it be that russians are nomadic mongols ?
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I buy me this cheese, called Gauda (like goida heh), costs 1.7 dollars for 200 gr. If you're interested in what it's made of, run google ocr on this photo.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:40:25 GMT No. 25658527 >>25658610
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>>25657729 German humour
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:41:59 GMT No. 25658537
>>25658511 Nomadic mongols have one type of cheese called "Бяслаг"
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:08:25 GMT No. 25658610
>>25658527 >pidorov >doktorskaya syr >german He is as “german” as I am austrian.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:09:44 GMT No. 25658616
I figure it's because of the cold.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:37:37 GMT No. 25658712
I just ate a bread with rossiyskiy syr + doktorskay kolbasa, feel good
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:39:26 GMT No. 25658718
Russians lack the gene to digest cheese.
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:49:14 GMT No. 25658751 >>25658763
russians make smetana and tvorog, cheese very rarely germans have same setting, tvorog all the time but they dont go through the hardening process
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:51:40 GMT No. 25658763
>>25658751 traditionally everything was eaten with smetana after soviet union fell it became too expensive and not western enough so they eat everything with vegetable oil instead (mayo) :DDD
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 13:52:59 GMT No. 25658764
Russians are incredibly low IQ. This is a well known fact. Every single jump in civilization level in Russia had to be initiated from outside of Russia!
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 14:12:55 GMT No. 25658832 SÄGE! >>25659986
>random whining about Russia You arent biodeutsch innit Anyway idk and dont care about russia's cheese status but gauging it on supermarket brands is retarded, even here people make it and not sell it or at least not in supermarkets Russia must have stuff like farmer's markets And then there are those who make cheese as a hobby, in uni my roommate used some spare room to make cheese
Bernd Mon, 17 Mar 2025 18:07:41 GMT No. 25659986
>>25658832 >You arent biodeutsch innit I am. I'm also pro Russian. Try to figure that one out monkey and I 'll let you have a banana.
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