Cursed shithole t. B*Elin Bernd

>>25618262 why

The best German city

I've never been fond of arabs, so I just avoid anything to do with it.

>>25618280 debatable

>>25618267 Shitskins Dirty Expensive Nothing works Rude people Evil politicians

>>25618280 This. And it's the only real city in Germany, everything Else are Kuhdörfer.

Berliner are the strongest people in Germany. An average Berliner can easily take on 3 Bavarians. Also Berlin is so free. You can piss anywhere and no one bats an eye. You can just piss in ubway-stations, subways, busses, random walkways. Only when you take a shit you should do this in a park. Sometimes you meet police officers while you are shitting and you can have a nice conversation. Also there is so much alcohol for free. I go to random trash bins and sip the rest of beer and wine bottles. Then I ride the subway drunk - stay there all night while drinking free alcohol and pissing into the subway. And you can have unlimted gay sex everytime! At least 75% of Berliners are at least bisexual.

I'll bet every one of them is a turk or syrian

Hi, I like to sit in uni (something with communcation and art) with my macbook with the big headphones listening to Radiohead or Tomte (I can quote Thees Uhlmann in EVERY situation) and elektro and indy - preferably on vinyl, analog just sounds soooo much warmer, I already bought 17 vinyls in the Saturn-shop - and I like to read this and that, so Zeit, Taz, Neon I consider myself center-left, but more left - no pasaran), but also vice and Derrida and a lot of post-modern stuff and R.M.Rilke, some classic school literature have had a major influcne on me, I don't like TV so much, it always tries to force an opinion - but I like to write poems and short stories about my life in the clubs in Berlin, I tell you what, some are really crank every now and then an update on my blog or deviantart-account with impressions of the night!!), it just depends but most importantly you can discuss it with a nice Club Mate or Coffee, preferably in smalle cafeés in Friedrichshain, where I always go to poetry slams (Super!) or to underground-parties (Check out Zitty, good advices!), with my friendx of some are migrants, nut isn't an issue, more importantly is the eduvation-strike and the debate about burnout-bachelor and some more (or animal rights, just go to peta.org it's shocking and made me think, I am vegetarian since some month and I gotta say I feel much better knowing animals don't need to suffer because of me in mass-stalls) this just makes you think, even if we are drinking a tasty-spicy Sterni at a shared appartment party in Neukölln with strangers but interessed people and talk, and I can t o t a l y relate to contemporary art because it has more espirit (Great advice, because no sooo known: Banksy! Funny-cool streetart with a lot of critique on capitalism, sometimes more important than just cool pics! Street art in general is cool, I like to photograph also in F-Hain and X-Berg all the time, I even have a photobook), oh right, I like to wear tight leather jackets and grey american v-neck knitted jackets and a american apparel t-shirt in purple and skinny jeans (Vans are also super!!! And a gunnysack with a logo of the student council of my unis, I like when the clothes and accesoires have a deeper meaning!! I think of myself more as an individualist, I know many say that but the most just copy stupid trands, you don't have to copy everything the stars do!!) it's expensive but cool, you can't help it, and even if I moved to Berlin I gotta say "Berlin, ick liebe dir", even if I know that that was wrong grammas, but it must be allowed to use an idiom of uneducated people! See ya!

smells like piss

Spandau Bernd you need to stalk this ukrainian girl that lives there. Her address Maulbeerallee 13, Berlin

>>25618365 Oh she is famous on Berlinstagram now. She got a Polish bf.

>>25618376 >Berlinstagram What is this?

>>25618376 What? Elaborate please

>>25618376 Post pics or posts

>>25618291 >>25618291 >>25618291

>>25618258 Berlin is not nearly as bad as the provincials would have you believe.

>>25618376 nigga stop gatekeeping. respond

>>25618291 >everything Else are Kuhdörfer. Some say Berlin is an accumulation of Kuhdörfers in the middle of nothing, you know?

This is insane. How are 90% of german bernds from berlin. Bka headquarter?

>>25618542 Are those blue dots niggers?

>>25618569 :gans: genau

Berlin, i didnt forget.. Maybe one day, we wont need to remember It will be just an old idea that people had..

>>25618547 Pro war shills are deployed if you didn't notice

>>25618592 Aren't you interested in becoming a soldier and fight for your country like a real man? Do you inject soy into your testicles, my ma'am?

>>25618678 t.glownigger

it needs a nuke

>>25618688 It needs a few of them, ready to deploy when Russia starts WW3

Drug addict ravers capital

>>25618678 Germany != BRD GmbH Schabe