>not being born with a monster cock
>not being born with high test
>not being born the 1% of Chads who easily get laid
Damn..
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:49:23 GMT
No. 25642145
>born just in time for genetic engineering and mutants
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:49:49 GMT
No. 25642146
I was born with a rare spinal disease that less than 0.5% of people have
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:51:51 GMT
No. 25642152
>>25642162
>Not being born in USA where jobs pay $40USD for making a few clicks
woe is me
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:54:15 GMT
No. 25642162
>>25642163
>>25642167
>>25642152
I have one of those jobs, just bought a house and will work remotely in a 98% white town doing a few clicks for $70/hour
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:57:29 GMT
No. 25642173
>>25642167
Your Natashas will kys my penis
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 05:58:56 GMT
No. 25642177
<not waking up with little girl sleeping on my chest
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:06:52 GMT
No. 25642205
Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. And yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four, or five times more? Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless...
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:08:12 GMT
No. 25642208
<not having a little girl to cuddle while you read novels
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:11:47 GMT
No. 25642218
>>25642245
>>25642454
We could've been born CHAD
But we were born Bernds
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 06:22:47 GMT
No. 25642245
>>25642218
I am OK with being Bernd. Females are overrated.
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:20:49 GMT
No. 25642421
>>25642454
>>25642138
Wonderfully ironic thread.
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 07:35:31 GMT
No. 25642454
>>25642218
Brutally over if you weren't born a gigachad in time for the current year
>>25642421
He dwarfmaxxed out of the orthoheightic dating pool
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:20:21 GMT
No. 25642640
>>25642693
>>25642149
Why does he look at camera only from one specific angle?
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:32:45 GMT
No. 25642721
>>25642693
I'm suggesting he looks uglier en face, that's why.
Bernd
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 08:40:10 GMT
No. 25642757
>being born with a monster cock
>being born with high test
>being too autistic for society