Imagine getting dementia in your 60's after all the brainrot from decades of imageboard use, your wife and children will find out you were a nazi pedo incel all along.

Thats what you get when you mess with us

What am i supposed to do here?

It is totally over. https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlp/issues/12563

the facial abuse whore that got deepthroated became a police officer

Why do europoors like this? It's awful.

I sharted while on a walk today, it was around 7:30 AM, all of a sudden 2/3 of the way through my walk I had a shart that wouldn't be denied Luckily there were no pedestrians or cars going by, so I pulled down my pants and projectile sharted on a snow bank next to a tall fence I don't think anybody saw me, I pulled my pants back up and finished the walk, the force was great enough I didn't get any on my shirt and only a little bit on my pants through my underwear I rinsed the underwear and threw everything in the washer before showering off I had 6 cups of doubleshot espresso with 1 nitro cold brew drink, and I ate some leftover pasta and there was a lot of sauce left, and I think the tomato skins from the extra tomatoes I add upset my stomach

The Swedish Intelligence Agency SÄPO blames Russia for gang violonce in Sweden. Wow!

i sometimes think extremely negative thinks about russians but their service for humanity is undeniable

mom made marijuana cigarettes with nothing

I have small coolant leak from under EGR seal. I already changed sealant once two months ago, and mechanic said to get back if it leaks. But I am too lazy to go to him again. What do you think about pouring a bit of this thing into coolant and maybe it will seal the leak?

Form a horde, now! Sharpen your blades, polish your guns!

Does Bernd believe in God?

How did Lebanon become muslamified?

What's the most efficient exercise to get abs at home?

Would you support Trump signing an EXECUTIVE ORDER seizing all bitcoins owned by Americans to fund his national wealth fund? Is that a GOOD IDEA or BAD? Would you trust the plan? How many lolberts do you think would commit suicide?

Rice, pasta or potato. Whats the best to eat besides my meat?

Sick of all the subhumans on Kohl. Footnik. Audrius. Igor. A ton of pedos. Ukrogore guy. All of these people are filth. I demand mods who ban the fuck out of these subhumans.

New TikTok trend: The George Floyd challenge

Give me 3 good reasons why you haven't tried METH yet

Who was in the wrong here?

I have never had sex.

Look at this dude! He looks exactly like a baby getting fed in his tiny baby chair! Manlets, i swear, and they also have to get comically buff to look even shorter.

Since G-d ordained his chosen ones not to carry objects in public places on Shabbat (that's saturday for us goys) they have been coming up with inventive solutions to deal with a nasty problem: house keys. How to get to the synagogue without leaving the front door unlocked? First off you could lock the door and hide the key somewhere in your front yard, but only if it's fenced or surrounded by an eruv. Alternatively, and this is the smarter solution, you could wear the key like a broach, or turn it into a belt buckle. You see, if you wear the key, you're not really carrying the key. It's just jewelry, or it's the thing that keeps your pants from falling down. But you have to make sure that the key actually looks good as jewelry, or that it actually performs a function (such as keeping your pants from falling down), otherwise G-d will see through your ruse! Rabbi Chaim Hillel Raskin raises a valid point: the moment you insert the key into keyhole it potentially crosses the threshold between a public area (the street) into a private area (the house interior) which would not be kosher at all. In such cases you would have to unlock the door while wearing the key, therefore you could tell G-d that you didn't carry an object from outside but you just unlocked the door with a piece of your clothing. In any case, it's important to put the key back as your broach\belt buckle\whatever before finally entering the house. Hope you learned something Bernd, stay kosher!

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Can't believie I won't see her doing anal again, she can only move her eyeballs, everything else is paralized. I wonder why the family is taking care of her now, she's a plant now

Let me tell you a story, Bernd. I've been at the beach in China for the last few days with a grill I'm smashing (chink) and her hampig friend ('murrican). For reference hampig is 5 foot tall and about 90kg. Pic should give you an idea. That's what she looked like blubbering around on the beach. Yesterday we were on a boat trip and the hampig starts talking to a foreign white guy, chats for a while and asks for a his wechat. The guy is about 5'10 and completely average looking. Again, pic should give you an idea. So she starts talking to him on wechat, asks him out and obviously he knocks her back, because she's a hampig. For the rest of the day hampig has a bawling breakdown; "No one has ever asked me out! Why don't men like me? What's wrong with me?" etc, etc. So today my chonkgrill smashfriend tells me that a few weeks ago she and the hampig had a gynoid heart to heart and she told the hampig she needs to be more realistic if she wants to get a guy and go for guys on her level, and it occured to me that the hampig thought that the average guy was on her level. Her idea of what she realstically attain was a 6/10 guy and not a 9/10 guy. Women are genuinely fucking insane.

Hypothetically speaking, how someone playing a video file recorded in 2008 showing a 3 years old girl being raped in Moscow harms a new child in the future? Computers files can't rape people.

Hey pooplack, you were right! Its over!

in front of my supermarket the feminist WHORES painted this mural encouraging girls to be rats (LET'S BELIEVE OUR GIRLS)

I hate this shithole so much, it's unreal

>Egg prices are high because... BECAUSE BIDEN KILLED 150 MILLION CHICKENS OKAY? Seriously you idiots played the American anthem for almost a week straight on KC back in 2016 when Trump got elected

>the US Department of Defense has asked Taiwan to increase military spending to 10% of GDP are amerifats insane? wtf.

They arrested our guy! Jews never forget

Nippon has fallen

THAS RIGHT CRAKKKAZ LET ME IN DIS BITCH WE AINT NO KARA BOGA WE W*ITEYS N SHIEEET

What is your opinion on Afro-Russians?

Do you use AI at work yet? Me: yes, frequently

>homo sapiens >"rational" animal >believes in ghosts >believes in god >takes religion seriously

ITS OVER ? battle of kursk 2.0 Ukrainian forces lost control of the road and fled into some kind of marshland without roads

Wow, wow, wow! Are we based, guys?

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why after taking psychedelics we dont return from the trip? Everyone says that if you take it, you will not come back When I was younger I thought that would be lobotomy or down syndrome tier sequel If you go past that forever crazy filter about psychedelics, it means youre already fucked up someway

>an american thought SURREY >was a representative county of england LOL!

america

Now I know why we are lonely

I got a bean grinder and a french press and I've been using it to make the best damn coffee ever. The coffee bean selection at walmart is just ok but when this bag is finished I'm going to get some real gourmet shit. I have also developed a doughnut addiction but that's future me's problem. What is bernd's favorite coffee brand and method of preparing coffee? Some of the pros I have noticed so far as compared to instant kofi: Easier on the stomach Aids with digestion Doesn't give me anxiety. I feel like the caffeine is getting absorbed more slowly and controllably instead of the sharp impulse that I was accustomed to. Needs less coffee milk to taste good. I could even drink this black with maybe a lil sugar.

god i wish i was that trannie drinking piss

I see a lot of UV lamps in my city. Is it legal? Do you see purple lamps in your city?

>the orange fucktard mumbles something about crypto >it spikes for a day >his cronies sell their bags >crypto dumps like a dead weight REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you drink alco random amounts or do you pour it autistically a strictly measured amount into the pyrex cup?

Why do so many shitskins settle for Polish women? Don't they have any self respect? Imagine being so desperate that you go marry a Polish, so gross.

science nigger retards think everything is a tiny ball floating around in nothingness

What's it like living near Israel, Lebanonball?

Hello im quite drunk i suppose I have good news i was not yet coming down on meth it was merely an issue of nourishment and Having thus rectified the before mentioned issue i now feel quite good again and quite drunk as well Thank you for your love and concern

In which German federal state is Unteralterbach located?

Why are brown people like this?

Located in Gothenburg with 246m the Karlatornet tower is the tallest building in Sweden. A tad bit out of place don't you think?

neighbor's car

Why don't you hunt your own food?

the all-whites can't catch a break rate

What happens next?

Why arent the gooks the best chess players? I thought they smarter than yts.

>tfw going to court for the first time

Colombiana

Does he really think politicians are going to listen solely to his voice when there are tons of immigrants whom are identified as swedish national in 2025? +philantropic svenjas and her simps taking moral high grounds against immigrants Does he think his legal course of action can deduce the coming back of old mighty sweden?

American cars are better than European cars

DEMOCRACY? Canada's new leader, Prime Minister Mark Carney, was never elected by the people. He has never received a single vote in his life and has never held elected office. A WEF globalist now rules Canada.

what is your favourite CP star? i counted and by fap count, number 1 for me is francesca, with JM second but they all lose easily to a bunch of soviet girls

Why do countries devalue their currency to help their export industries? What is the point of that? If you make your currency worth less, it makes the goods and services you sell cheaper, so you can sell more of it. But how does that help? The money your economy receives is also not worth as much. A company sells goods for 1,000,000 Bernd-Dollars, worth 1,000,000 USD, to foreign buyers. Now, Bernd-Dollars get devalued hard, so that one Bernd-Dollar is just worth 0.10 USD. The company can now sell ten times as much. Great success! But wait, the 10,000,000 Bernd-Dollars they receive are still worth 1,000,000 USD. So how does that make sense at all? You just made your people work harder for nothing. So what is missing here?

>Kohlchan does not share your personal data unless required by law. Please be aware that ossibly report your IP to the proper authority if you write a credible post about your i or doing harm to others. Under no circumstances will we ever sell your data. Nowadays I doubt Helmut would try to save me. Does he even care anymore?

Which programming language should I use to write a bot which posts "Shut the fuck up spic" in all Texasball threads? Is Bydlon a good choice?

A new psychopath EU leader just emerged. Really fitting for this failing shithole of union. >reportedly by pro-Assad elements

Brutal

ACQUIRE MORE BITCOIN WITHDRAW YOUR BITCOIN FROM EXCHANGES HOLD YOUR BITCOIN IN YOUR OWN HARDWARE WALLET DO NOT GET SIDETRACKED BY SHITCOINS THERE IS NO SECOND BEST DONT FUCK THIS UP

Weißbier with banana smell? The Germans they think they are the big shots but it's actually the Belgians who are winning like usual

0,36€ meal on the Ghana

man, south ukraine really is a comfy place to buy land and live an idyllic life 1. very cheap land now 2. very low population density for ukrainian standards (although pretty high for russian standards) 3. warm climate allows you to farm a lot easier id move, but population density is too high for my tastes. i want to be isolated and have to move a few dozen km to nearest village

Imagine dumping Monica Bellucci for a negress

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Vance is posting meme edits of himself.

Orange man bad.

How many of you are police officers?

why doesn't europe have a tune that will warm us to battle yet? of course have ode to joy but it's a celebration song not something we can sing while the soil drinks the blood of russians and sharts fallen by european warfare

I used to "date" a half Arab (Iraqi) girl many years ago, and one time we watched a movie together where there was Arabic speech, and she said that it's a "disgusting language". Why are brown people like this?

would you rather live as a poor in helsinki finland or as a midclass by latinX standarts in latino country?

store now charge 5,5€ for a pack of synthetic butter They also DOUBLED the water in the crushed tomatoes

lmao

I escaped during smoke break. there was another guy smoking so i light up a second cig and after he left i ran away quickly with my work boots There were some women bullying me She called me a dog and they joked about hitting my eye with a thing I think they might have to pay for 2 full days because i clocked in on phone qr scanner and didnt clock out.

why is my mom ignoring me now? i just sent her a few pedoposts and now shes like this

its over.

Get the FUCK out of my country Urinanians. This is AMERICA!!! Ranjeesh from Gujarat province needs your apartment to help with global megacorp’s S/4HANA implementation, so OUT WITH YOU

There are people out there having sex with cute girls like this, while you sit at home masturbating. Do you regret your life choices ?

He signed?

This used to be a joke image in 2022, but in 2025 America and Russia on the same team against EU and china makes sense Did a time traveler made this meme???

leftism is dying

Best job in the world

Bernds, there is a girl at my class that is literally anime-girl tier. She speaks smoothly, is a good student and most of all, she has white skin. Idk why she has no gf (afaik), but I want to try. If I fail, well it will be awkard whenever we see each other at class, but at least I must give it a shot The equivalent would be like Tomoko Hoshina

How are you preparing for the incoming recession created by Donald J. Trump?

It's over for Musk, that little bitch is crying.