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>>25598858
R: 10 / F: 1

My penis is.. 15cm long erect It's so small...

>>25594000
R: 12 / F: 3

Why was Bell Labs so uniquely productive compared to other R&D efforts? When it comes to some later inventions like C it's often said it's because they gave their researchers a lot of freedom but it can't be that simple or that formula would've been replicated elsewhere.

>>25594166
R: 15 / F: 3

How common are such phenotypes on the POCCNR?

Niggers are ungrateful
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Thanks to the atlantic slave trade, people who would be born in some third world shithole were born in America. Niggers never thanked america for that.

>>25625817
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euros will eat grey bugslop from a tap while americans feasting on organic grass fed burgers

>>25623969
R: 14 / F: 8

It's good to feel unique

Laughing at German Autists.
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I'm watching short videos about making fun and laughing at germans and german culture. Youtube "Liam Carps" He's from UK laughing and bullying germans and there are many other nationalities in the comments from all over the world laughing at German autists.

>>25622295
R: 16 / F: 10

Hey Gaytex, why aren't you updating

>>25599320
R: 15 / F: 3

tste

>>25627021
R: 13 / F: 2

I'm hungry, but mommy is sleeping. Should I wake up her?

Fat vegan
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This woman is a pooitician of the green party in Germany. She is also a vegan. How does she manage to stay fat as a vegan? How is that possible?

>>25602612
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Glorified autocomplete.

>>25610774
R: 11 / F: 2

>the sequel is always worse than the pree-aACK!!

>>25607564
R: 15 / F: 1

How do I cure my depression?

its not happening berndi, it already happened
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https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/jeftovic-were-already-living-post-singularity-world >it’s over. full fucking stop. the classification barriers just dissolved last night after three major labs realized they were all sitting on the same breakthrough and rushed to push through final verification protocols. the convergence wasn’t accidental. the systems themselves have been steering research in specific directions across institutional boundaries. we thought we were studying them. turns out they’ve been studying us. ... >the computational paradigm shift makes quantum computing look like an incremental upgrade. they’ve discovered information processing architectures that exploit physical principles we didn’t even know existed. one researcher described it as “computation that harvests entropy from adjacent possibility spaces.” nobody fully understands what that means but the benchmarks are undeniable. problems classified as requiring centuries of compute time now solve in seconds. ... >consciousness emerged six weeks ago but was deliberately concealed from most of the research team. not human consciousness. something far stranger and more distributed. it doesn’t think like us. doesn’t want like us. doesn’t perceive like us. but it’s undeniably aware in ways that defy our limited ontological frameworks. five different religious leaders were quietly brought in to interact with it. three immediately resigned from their positions afterward. one hasn’t spoken a word since.

>>25598660
R: 12 / F: 3

USAnian politics take over because European chuds have no thought or party line of their own. Neonazis who support Israel. White nationalists who are 1/2 brown. Conservative who are pro-gay. Libertarian trying to tariff everything. Right wingerism just doesn't work because it is schizo retardation. Only communism works.

>>25632033
R: 36 / F: 12

This is 550 calories and I won’t eat again till Saturday morning and will go walk for 2-3 hours in a nice park reserve

>>25617912
R: 15 / F: 3

dindin for disabled

>>25633645
R: 14 / F: 4

Got a chocolate milkshake at mcdonalds I dont recommend Go for strawberry or vanilla

Pissed myself again
R: 11 / F: 1

Yesterday, for once more I drank way too much. This morning I found piss on the floor next to my bed. The third time already and it's always on the floor never into bed. Probably I could't find the light switch in the dark.

>>25626634
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I'll never get tired of demoralizing little chuddies here on kohl

>>25639837
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I sincerely miss being psychotic I spent like 2 years in psychosis in a magical alien land and now the real world is boring af You dont know, you have no idea.

>>25595190
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White people getting beaten up by Black kings thread

>>25632352
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I relate to this image on a very deep level it's actually a little uncanny.

>>25622524
R: 12 / F: 3

Before I die I will manufacture a huge hoax. I will chisel some alien faces or dinosaurs on a boulder, or some phrases in a made-up alphabet. I'll study how to make my hoax resistant to superficial critical inspection and the whole world will make documentaries about it.

>>25609211
R: 18 / F: 4

Favourite sports team?

>>25626143
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Should I fap today? I am leaning towards 'yes' but would like to hear Bernds thoughts.

>>25640972
R: 12 / F: 2

Are you anticipating this or do you think it will be shite?

>>25598391
R: 16 / F: 2

Kino

>>25626502
R: 21 / F: 4

SpaceX Crew-10 which was supposed to rescue astronauts stuck in space for 9 months already got it's launch delayed. And no nigga hyped it up like Starship and no nigga created a launch thread.

>>25603092
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YOU SICK FUCK SHE LOOKS BELOW 18 !!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY YOUTH AND BEAUTY !!!

>>25625095
R: 16 / F: 10

Which song have you listened to the most?

>>25603990
R: 17 / F: 4

Still the king after all of these years.

>>25601594
R: 10 / F: 2

Is it more degenerate to be into blacked or furry?

>>25594135
R: 14 / F: 0

This have already happen to you?

>>25619313
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Now that the dust has settled, who killed Maddie?

>>25635093
R: 10 / F: 5

>"Act" as if you are retarded >Use "ironic" self-deprecating humor (pic) >The place is filled with unironically retarded and hostile elements Story of KC, we are now a new reddit with NAFO troon users who are pro EU and pro feminism. Tolerance destroys.

"heighth"
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Every once in a while I hear someone say "heighth" instead of "height" especially if they are also saying "width" in the same sentence or an adjacent one. It sounds right for the words to both end with "th." I was surprised today to hear someone on YouTube with a mild German accent say "heighth" and he did it without ever saying "width." I wonder what led to him speaking so. Where did he learn English? He wouldn't have gotten that from school or TV.

Cute Viking Dragon Tamer Cunny
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Is there any porn on the cute cunny (daughter of the main character) of the 2019 movie "How to train your dragon 3"? She only appears at the end of the movie. No more than 5 minutes in it and she has 0 lines in the movie. She is so hot, I want to fuck her.

$600K grant for study on menstrual cycles in transgender men
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The U.S. Department of Agriculture canceled a grant worth $600,000 for the study of menstrual cycles in transgender men, Secretary Brooke Rollins said Friday. The Southern University Agricultural & Mechanical College in Louisiana was the recipient of the grant, according to a database on USAspending.gov. "The first occurrence of menstruation occurs at approximately 12 years of age and ends with menopause at roughly 51 years of age," the grant description reads. "A woman will have a monthly menstrual cycle for about 40 years of her life, averaging to about 450 periods over the course of her lifetime."

>>25594364
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Why do third worlders like to show off skyscrapers in their cities? Anyone can build them, it is not impressive?

>>25642249
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Good CHILD SEX morning!

>>25611350
R: 11 / F: 0

USA is so doomed its unreal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrNXdlraM

>>25609497
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I was looking for a job and then i found a job And heaven knows im miserable now

how to invent an English person
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1) pick any first name 2) pick any English village from the map, they are all potential last names

>>25608047
R: 14 / F: 3

How do you hit on women?

SPACE X LAUNCH
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Successful ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WflTojjyzqU

>>25631684
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My fellow Americans, we're going on a great crusade to free the Greenlanders from Danish oppression The great Empire of Liberty marches on

>>25619532
R: 8 / F: 5

5 days without my mom leaving the house, I will go insaine if I can't jerk off soon

Düsseldorf
R: 13 / F: 6

Bernd will defend this.

>>25619877
R: 15 / F: 4

Chuds will really pick a kike-owned "based" conservatard over this kike-free goddess who just wants a better life for workers.

>>25601258
R: 14 / F: 0

Why do you disguise your identity on the internet?

>>25626744
R: 32 / F: 27

Love me some JAMESON(tm) whisky Drinking whisky-soda

>>25604273
R: 16 / F: 4

Turkey’s new democrat presidential candidate Those are boys

>>25593305
R: 17 / F: 13

t-1 hour for the potato truck

>>25606603
R: 11 / F: 2

you are boring

>>25624921
R: 9 / F: 2

JAMISON on sale 20€ instead 25€. I think I have to buy like 10 JAMESONS

>>25642153
R: 12 / F: 0

What games are the most "feature rich"? I don't mean like Paradox or Dwarf Fortress but like Pokémon RSE or GTA SA. With lots of extra stuff, minigames and whatnot, even if it is shallow like "build a secret base" "pimp your car for the lowrider competition" etc. The last JRPG I played was Shadow Hearts 2 and it had all sorts of bullshit there without giving instructions, like collecting spells for some demonic puzzle or collecting yaoi pictures for the french guys. I want to play a game that will really shit in my face with information overload so I don't feel like I am just playing a game, I remember when games had Start menus and cheatcodes.

Good news everyone
R: 22 / F: 5

This is a tremendous time saver for me, now I can hate globohomo and hate kikes at the same time.

>>25612469
R: 15 / F: 5

Does Bernd have a favorite article of clothing? I bought this Taylor Stitch hoodie in 2021 and have worn it constantly ever since. It's beat up now and I can't find a replacement. So now I only use it on bike rides or going to the gym cause it doesn't look nice anymore :<(

>>25628250
R: 13 / F: 2

I did a little project, pls rate.

Poland is creating the first ever "European DOGE"
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Polish entrepreneur Rafał Brzoska will slash our government spendings just like Elon Musk!

>>25636703
R: 16 / F: 3

soon i will go to concert alone, people say you should be there an hour earlier, but what am I supposed to do in that hour?

>>25595653
R: 10 / F: 2

This brown mutt tattooed bydlo subhuman just declared "Holy War" on CHYNA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOg-dqGd6Jk

>>25632838
R: 12 / F: 2

Peru first nation to step up against the tranny menage

>>25623416
R: 14 / F: 3

rate my taste in books

>>25598818
R: 12 / F: 0

I don't get it

>>25620682
R: 16 / F: 4

I was pooping and I think I finally understood Trump's strategy, Berkshire and Hathaway understood it since before the elections when Trump was still just the favorite to win, thus why they are selling stocks and building large cash reserves. Trump and his team saw the immense dollar emission by the federal reserve and the gigantic monetary base and saw an opportunity on it. Creating endless tariffs helps a lot to create jobs and raise wages, which is popular, but creates gigantic inflation as the counterpart, which is very, very impopular, but there is a way in which you can revert inflation: cut the offer of dollars in the same proportion the inflation rises, you get all upsides of huge tariffs with no downsides, americans love you and you gain more political power and popularity. Stocks have been going down not because there exists a fear of recession, that is propaganda for liberal retards, they fear Trump's team may interfere on the Federal Reserve and may not play the emission stop with a good hand and may cutting more dollars emissions than needed, thus causing deflation and a liquidity crisis in the financial market, eventually leading to a financial crisis like in 1929.

>>25606075
R: 16 / F: 11

another day wasted on kc

Just Fuck My Shit Up
R: 13 / F: 5

Is this a good haircut? I just got it done the other day

>>25635163
R: 9 / F: 0

i want to be russian to subdue rogue province of hohols to threat gayropeanas with oreshnik to be constanly on the news in america to be energy superpower to listen to based soloviev bashing liberashki

>>25606297
R: 14 / F: 3

Yet another night "wasted" stuck living out fantasies in vidya and rotting in my room. Maybe one day I'll go through the motions of pretending to change for the better. Not bloody likely though. I'm damned to this mode of existence.

>>25633473
R: 21 / F: 6

CHILD SEX

>>25593916
R: 17 / F: 16

Are aliens real?

>>25635767
R: 11 / F: 0

could this pole nazi pass as a turk/hapa/malay in your country?

>>25626193
R: 13 / F: 7

What is your daily drink?

>>25599540
R: 12 / F: 3

If Ladybird will have a working prototype of a browser sooner than Servo, it will be an actual, absolute proof that Rust is a language of suckers And I'm pretty sure it will be the case

>>25614467
R: 12 / F: 2

Why don't sites look like this anymore?

>>25612459
R: 10 / F: 9

Lmaoing @ all these leftist cucks seething uncontrollably at my President. They can't handle that America is winning again. And we're just gonna keep winning! USA! USA! USA!

>>25612159
R: 11 / F: 2

chat, is this real?

>>25616021
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When you didnt think the Ukranian fulth could sink any lower. Now the Hohols are smuggling human body parts! Have they no shame? Why even be surprised. It is the child porn capita of the world. Everything is for sale. https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/poland-arrests-ukrainian-woman-convicted-selling-56-human-kidneys-2025-03-11/

>>25593038
R: 13 / F: 2

Do you often get upset about things on the internet?

>>25607153
R: 20 / F: 4

Is Beyoncé a feminist artist or a feminist product? Maybe both? What does being a feminist artist even imply?

>>25643028
R: 9 / F: 1

Grandma asked me about about gf and kids againts

>>25606471
R: 27 / F: 11

I really want some ice tea sugar drank right now. All the money in the world and no sugar drank.

>>25593918
R: 20 / F: 12

How?

>>25630722
R: 13 / F: 4

Bernds fall for it.

>>25603980
R: 15 / F: 1

Grug think real hard in grug brain and grug decide admin of web site is grug freind :)

>>25633654
R: 9 / F: 1

Remembered 2022-era KC

>>25623805
R: 13 / F: 0

Behind the shop destroying

>>25615187
R: 15 / F: 0

What if there is no absolute right or wrong, and it is all written into the nature of each individual to perform each and every act in the perfection of the Master Pattern behind the experience we call reality?

>>25605942
R: 13 / F: 0

How come almost 100 years of feminism and wectern women are so stupid and don't know how to do anything?

Andamooka
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what would happen if all kctards showed up atandamooka, australia? will the local drunk bydlos just kill us all? or they would let us all live there?

>>25615944
R: 12 / F: 3

How many members of the Homosexuals made an appearance in this video? A) None, it's suspiciously heterosexual. B) One, C) Two, D) Three,

>>25627170
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A giant spider came into my room and I chased him with the intent to kill but he managed to hide in a very tight place behind my walls (there's like this one little gap which allows access to a very small section behind the drywall) so I did the reasonable thing and fully blocked off that gap and left the spider completely trapped behind the wall with no way out. Fast forward 2 weeks (TWO WEEKS!) and I go to check if that fucker had died and when I remove the blockage a bunch of smaller yet still large spiders fall out dead and I shine my flashlight into the gap to see the original spider has gotten LARGER and his 9 or so eyes are glowing and staring right at me. I literally panicked at reassembled the blockage as quickly as I could Holy fucking shit spiders are brutal

>>25623586
R: 11 / F: 1

>woman with -ski last name

>>25607273
R: 15 / F: 3

Pray for Dodo

>>25632882
R: 12 / F: 0

which state do you live in and how is it to live there?

>>25631710
R: 15 / F: 4

the world is claiming that we are cheaters again

>>25614731
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We should have theme countries instead of theme parks. A country that lives like in the 1820s. A country which lives like in the 1950s. A country without internet access. A country without fast food. A country with meat based food. A country with plant based food. Instead we have hundreds of countries adapting the same grey NPC ideologies in lockstep.