I was annoyed my mouse was misclicking and I would have to buy a new one but then I cleaned out all the crusty old cum and it works like new again

>>25639844 I stole my mouse its a g-502 hero i think. I could replace it for free just as easily as i first acquired it I steal anything i can I stole all the clothes im wearing right now, my bag, and my headphones as well

>>25639844 2 days ago i lost one of the cushions for my earbuds and having no replacement simply stole new ones Youre basically a lil faggot pussy bitch compared to me

But stealing was much more fun while i was psychotic I thought there were alien artifacts hidden everywhere and would steal shiny things because they were magical or radioactive and i would use them to recharge my android battery or else enrich my experience as a schizophrenic Impossible to explain, everything was simply magical and had magic powers Aliens had taken over the planet and they were selling special alien gear

>>25639868 It's over for me but at least my mouse is clicking right

Why don't you go back?

>>25639898 I have a rogers order which means if i refuse my meds they can abduct me and put me into a psych ward

>>25639941 That's fascism

>>25639953 I used to think i could charge up cellphone cases to generate cellphones but it never worked so i stole dozens of cellphone cases charging them up with radiation trying to create alien smart phones. Some kid dropped his cellphone near me and i gave ot back to him but then became convinced that i had generated the phone out of radiation and it had fallen out of my forhead and i started harassing him thinking he had stolen alien technology from me. That was the day i stripped dowm to my underwear for some reason and the police were called when i was romping through a london drugs eating merchandise and putting literally like 100 pairs of sunglasses on my body because i thought they were alien parasites I think the police were watching me for a long time to verify whether i was schizo or not because the police shpwed up that night and i was already bammed from london drugs but they didnt even arrest me, just made me leave the store.

Sometimes i would strip my clothes off or something and need to steal a new set of clothing I am an expert at stealing a set of clothing I will never need to pay for clothes again if i dont want to

>>25639991 I think the phone came from the radiation you had gathered, why else would a kid drop a phone near you, it's undeniable proof

>>25640019 When i was psychotic i could steal anything I believed that the faster you moved the more you could steal because if you were moving quickly you were vibrating at a higher frequency and normal people couldnt see you So i stole really expensive things and just kind of casually threw them away because to me they were free and cheap. I stole 500 dollar sunglasses and bent and broke them into a dozen pieces trying to activate the magic, i stole 500 dollar jackets and literally threw them in the garbage because i was being pursued and they would identify me Just the most gratuitous bullshit you can imagine Im not half as good at stealing now for whatever reason Its my meds that keep me from stealing somehow which actually gives me respect for the criminal justice system here

>>25640050 What do you think the people who made the 500 dollar sunglasses feel about that?

>>25640059 Its all a scam anyway

I wonder what even is schizophrenia like why can you somehow not distinguish reality from fantasy It doesnt make any sense to me

>>25640059 Probably nothat $500 is a ripoff for sunglasses worth 10 yuan

We're so back, post some alice in chains or something good faggot

>>25640246 I could today go to the bass pro shops where its easiest to steal sunglasses but i wont because i dont wear sunglasses anymore I cant find the milkshake place so im gonna smoke some weed