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>>25588205
R: 12 / F: 1

There are no good cigarettes left in Russia. Now all cigarettes are soaked in urea and saline nicotine. Even expensive cigarettes are just disgusting. Unsurprisingly, the number of smokers has decreased significantly. Are there any normal cigarettes in your country?

>>25608935
R: 14 / F: 2

Lmao

>>25612581
R: 13 / F: 5

Why are Brazilian posters so aggressive? They need to be put down.

>>25585392
R: 16 / F: 11

Why is he so orange?

>>25623034
R: 14 / F: 2

Around 1989-1990 I saw a group of boys at the mall playing at the arcade machines and I payed one of them $40 to suck his dick behind the building. I have no regrets to this day.

>>25616482
R: 11 / F: 1

How do i contact Odin or God? I want magic powers

Reddit is prolapsing
R: 14 / F: 1

What happened?

>>25598858
R: 10 / F: 1

My penis is.. 15cm long erect It's so small...

>>25594000
R: 12 / F: 3

Why was Bell Labs so uniquely productive compared to other R&D efforts? When it comes to some later inventions like C it's often said it's because they gave their researchers a lot of freedom but it can't be that simple or that formula would've been replicated elsewhere.

>>25579234
R: 11 / F: 2

if in theory someone used starlink to spam cp in imageboards, what could feds even do? dozens of people use same terminal and russian police would never investigate it the ips also dont seem to be caught as proxy

>>25594166
R: 15 / F: 3

How common are such phenotypes on the POCCNR?

Niggers are ungrateful
R: 12 / F: 0

Thanks to the atlantic slave trade, people who would be born in some third world shithole were born in America. Niggers never thanked america for that.

>>25586498
R: 12 / F: 1

Did you know that Google has to pay Russia a fine in the amount of ~3 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 rubles for deleting 17 Russian channels?

>>25625817
R: 10 / F: 0

euros will eat grey bugslop from a tap while americans feasting on organic grass fed burgers

>>25623969
R: 14 / F: 8

It's good to feel unique

Laughing at German Autists.
R: 28 / F: 3

I'm watching short videos about making fun and laughing at germans and german culture. Youtube "Liam Carps" He's from UK laughing and bullying germans and there are many other nationalities in the comments from all over the world laughing at German autists.

>>25622295
R: 16 / F: 10

Hey Gaytex, why aren't you updating

>>25599320
R: 15 / F: 3

tste

>>25626903
R: 11 / F: 4

failed muh holocaust history test, hopefully i'll do better in gender studies

>>25589113
R: 16 / F: 4

Is Bernd disabled?

Fat vegan
R: 15 / F: 10

This woman is a pooitician of the green party in Germany. She is also a vegan. How does she manage to stay fat as a vegan? How is that possible?

>>25602612
R: 11 / F: 0

Glorified autocomplete.

>>25610774
R: 11 / F: 2

>the sequel is always worse than the pree-aACK!!

>>25607564
R: 15 / F: 1

How do I cure my depression?

>>25586005
R: 12 / F: 5

Just wasted 20 dollars on italian pizza. Is this a joke? It fucking sucked ass!

its not happening berndi, it already happened
R: 15 / F: 1

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/jeftovic-were-already-living-post-singularity-world >it’s over. full fucking stop. the classification barriers just dissolved last night after three major labs realized they were all sitting on the same breakthrough and rushed to push through final verification protocols. the convergence wasn’t accidental. the systems themselves have been steering research in specific directions across institutional boundaries. we thought we were studying them. turns out they’ve been studying us. ... >the computational paradigm shift makes quantum computing look like an incremental upgrade. they’ve discovered information processing architectures that exploit physical principles we didn’t even know existed. one researcher described it as “computation that harvests entropy from adjacent possibility spaces.” nobody fully understands what that means but the benchmarks are undeniable. problems classified as requiring centuries of compute time now solve in seconds. ... >consciousness emerged six weeks ago but was deliberately concealed from most of the research team. not human consciousness. something far stranger and more distributed. it doesn’t think like us. doesn’t want like us. doesn’t perceive like us. but it’s undeniably aware in ways that defy our limited ontological frameworks. five different religious leaders were quietly brought in to interact with it. three immediately resigned from their positions afterward. one hasn’t spoken a word since.

>>25598660
R: 12 / F: 3

USAnian politics take over because European chuds have no thought or party line of their own. Neonazis who support Israel. White nationalists who are 1/2 brown. Conservative who are pro-gay. Libertarian trying to tariff everything. Right wingerism just doesn't work because it is schizo retardation. Only communism works.

>>25617912
R: 15 / F: 3

dindin for disabled

>>25582918
R: 29 / F: 11

>brazilian dictator >his fanbase is made of feminists with pink hair and black gay men If I was a dictator I would be embarrassed.

>>25583011
R: 14 / F: 5

Is it really possible for two Bernds from Kohlchan to fall in love with each other, and find happiness together?

lörs
R: 14 / F: 2

oc r8 onions

Pissed myself again
R: 11 / F: 1

Yesterday, for once more I drank way too much. This morning I found piss on the floor next to my bed. The third time already and it's always on the floor never into bed. Probably I could't find the light switch in the dark.

>>25590573
R: 13 / F: 4

whats the cringiest song by your estimation

>>25622089
R: 21 / F: 8

What pops into your head when you hear bomb?

the moar you know
R: 13 / F: 1

Client advisors are "Sales Engineers" in the USA.

>>25626634
R: 13 / F: 2

I'll never get tired of demoralizing little chuddies here on kohl

Bulgarians guilty of spying for Russia in the UK
R: 12 / F: 3

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2gx52xqqpo >Three Bulgarian nationals have been found guilty of spying for Russia, in what police have described as "one of the largest" foreign intelligence operations in the UK. >Vanya Gaberova, 30, Katrin Ivanova, 33, and Tihomir Ivanchev, 39, who were all living in London, were part of a group who travelled Europe carrying out surveillance on journalists, a former politician and a US military base in Germany between 2020 and 2023. >While the trio had day jobs as a beautician, a healthcare worker, and a decorator, the cell they were part of plotted to kidnap and kill targets, as well as planned to ensnare them in so-called honeytraps. >The methods they used were the sort of thing you would "expect to see in a spy novel", said the Metropolitan Police's Cdr Dominic Murphy.

>>25581405
R: 18 / F: 3

I have ARFID and haven't eaten solid food in months. I thought God would save me by now but he hasn't. I may slowly starve to death as I lose my fat and get skinnier and skinnier.

>>25586655
R: 12 / F: 2

Market slaughter continues. -5% every single day for more than a week now.

>>25595190
R: 28 / F: 17

White people getting beaten up by Black kings thread

>>25582285
R: 12 / F: 4

You've been sentenced to an American female prison to be male fuck meat for them, you must service 100 women per day from morning to evening, this is your life now. How do you proceed?

>>25622524
R: 12 / F: 3

Before I die I will manufacture a huge hoax. I will chisel some alien faces or dinosaurs on a boulder, or some phrases in a made-up alphabet. I'll study how to make my hoax resistant to superficial critical inspection and the whole world will make documentaries about it.

>>25609211
R: 18 / F: 4

Favourite sports team?

>>25626143
R: 22 / F: 6

Should I fap today? I am leaning towards 'yes' but would like to hear Bernds thoughts.

>>25587039
R: 12 / F: 5

Every time i buy groceries i get baited into buying a bunch of fast carbs and then i feel like shit. Bought a pack of some sort of new candy and new ice cream today, ate that shit and now i feel like throwing up, had to flush this crap with absorbent. Fast carbs should be fucking illegal, this shit is worse than actual meth. And they push out a new brand of fucking candy every other week, and i get baited into trying it out.

>>25598391
R: 16 / F: 2

Kino

>>25626502
R: 21 / F: 4

SpaceX Crew-10 which was supposed to rescue astronauts stuck in space for 9 months already got it's launch delayed. And no nigga hyped it up like Starship and no nigga created a launch thread.

>>25603092
R: 13 / F: 5

YOU SICK FUCK SHE LOOKS BELOW 18 !!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENJOY YOUTH AND BEAUTY !!!

>>25625095
R: 16 / F: 10

Which song have you listened to the most?

>>25603990
R: 17 / F: 4

Still the king after all of these years.

>>25601594
R: 10 / F: 2

Is it more degenerate to be into blacked or furry?

>>25594135
R: 14 / F: 0

This have already happen to you?

>>25585658
R: 13 / F: 2

Should I eat canned sardines?

"heighth"
R: 15 / F: 0

Every once in a while I hear someone say "heighth" instead of "height" especially if they are also saying "width" in the same sentence or an adjacent one. It sounds right for the words to both end with "th." I was surprised today to hear someone on YouTube with a mild German accent say "heighth" and he did it without ever saying "width." I wonder what led to him speaking so. Where did he learn English? He wouldn't have gotten that from school or TV.

on rage and modern society
R: 12 / F: 4

are you full of seething rage, Bernardo? i know i am. i'm always mad about something. i'm full of resentment for virtually anyone i've ever interacted with in any capacity. i spend a significant portion of my time fantasizing about beating the shit out of people who i think have wronged me or murdering them in cold blood. on one hand, i know it's not normal. on the other hand, when i "zoom in", i feel entirely justified in my resentment for every single instance of it. i think that people like me were meant for a fast life. i was meant for war. i was meant for rape. i was meant for pillaging. i was meant for ethnic cleansing. i'm not trying to act "tough" here, this is clearly what minds like mine were designed for, they were not designed for the milquetoast, slow life of modern society.

$600K grant for study on menstrual cycles in transgender men
R: 8 / F: 2

The U.S. Department of Agriculture canceled a grant worth $600,000 for the study of menstrual cycles in transgender men, Secretary Brooke Rollins said Friday. The Southern University Agricultural & Mechanical College in Louisiana was the recipient of the grant, according to a database on USAspending.gov. "The first occurrence of menstruation occurs at approximately 12 years of age and ends with menopause at roughly 51 years of age," the grant description reads. "A woman will have a monthly menstrual cycle for about 40 years of her life, averaging to about 450 periods over the course of her lifetime."

>>25594364
R: 15 / F: 16

Why do third worlders like to show off skyscrapers in their cities? Anyone can build them, it is not impressive?

>>25611350
R: 11 / F: 0

USA is so doomed its unreal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtrNXdlraM

>>25609497
R: 17 / F: 6

I was looking for a job and then i found a job And heaven knows im miserable now

>>25628950
R: 11 / F: 4

How the fuck is dota 2 not first? Has Valorant an even more toxic community? How is that even possible lmao.

alex pereira vs ankalaev
R: 22 / F: 3

get hyped

>>25582190
R: 7 / F: 0

I posted in the original thread that the Elon Musk would blow up again because his entire gimmicks is to larp as "genius" to embezzle money from US gov and investors. If you really think that subhuman is going to mars you are retarded as fuck.

how to invent an English person
R: 15 / F: 1

1) pick any first name 2) pick any English village from the map, they are all potential last names

>>25608047
R: 14 / F: 3

How do you hit on women?

>>25581673
R: 17 / F: 8

In a progressive feminist society, they call people like me CREEPY SEX PEST.

>>25579101
R: 13 / F: 2

A couple of weeks I made multiple "gf sent this" threads with this video. I once got banned for it even. So I want to hereby apologize for causing any problems.

>>25619532
R: 8 / F: 5

5 days without my mom leaving the house, I will go insaine if I can't jerk off soon

>>25619877
R: 15 / F: 4

Chuds will really pick a kike-owned "based" conservatard over this kike-free goddess who just wants a better life for workers.

>>25601258
R: 14 / F: 0

Why do you disguise your identity on the internet?

>>25626744
R: 32 / F: 27

Love me some JAMESON(tm) whisky Drinking whisky-soda

>>25604273
R: 16 / F: 4

Turkey’s new democrat presidential candidate Those are boys

>>25593305
R: 17 / F: 13

t-1 hour for the potato truck

>>25606603
R: 11 / F: 2

you are boring

>>25578477
R: 8 / F: 3

How many refrigerator chips could €800e9 buy?

>>25624921
R: 9 / F: 2

JAMISON on sale 20€ instead 25€. I think I have to buy like 10 JAMESONS

>>25586393
R: 13 / F: 2

God Emperor Trump will dissolve NATO and Poland (the anus of europe) will the be the first to be penetrated mercilessly by the kacap hordes.

Good news everyone
R: 22 / F: 5

This is a tremendous time saver for me, now I can hate globohomo and hate kikes at the same time.

>>25612469
R: 15 / F: 5

Does Bernd have a favorite article of clothing? I bought this Taylor Stitch hoodie in 2021 and have worn it constantly ever since. It's beat up now and I can't find a replacement. So now I only use it on bike rides or going to the gym cause it doesn't look nice anymore :<(

>>25581205
R: 8 / F: 2

fuck these three arseholes in particular look at them up there, mocking us thinking theyre better than England you aint better than SHIT you wankers

>>25595653
R: 10 / F: 2

This brown mutt tattooed bydlo subhuman just declared "Holy War" on CHYNA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOg-dqGd6Jk

>>25598818
R: 12 / F: 0

I don't get it

>>25620682
R: 16 / F: 4

I was pooping and I think I finally understood Trump's strategy, Berkshire and Hathaway understood it since before the elections when Trump was still just the favorite to win, thus why they are selling stocks and building large cash reserves. Trump and his team saw the immense dollar emission by the federal reserve and the gigantic monetary base and saw an opportunity on it. Creating endless tariffs helps a lot to create jobs and raise wages, which is popular, but creates gigantic inflation as the counterpart, which is very, very impopular, but there is a way in which you can revert inflation: cut the offer of dollars in the same proportion the inflation rises, you get all upsides of huge tariffs with no downsides, americans love you and you gain more political power and popularity. Stocks have been going down not because there exists a fear of recession, that is propaganda for liberal retards, they fear Trump's team may interfere on the Federal Reserve and may not play the emission stop with a good hand and may cutting more dollars emissions than needed, thus causing deflation and a liquidity crisis in the financial market, eventually leading to a financial crisis like in 1929.

>>25606075
R: 16 / F: 11

another day wasted on kc

Just Fuck My Shit Up
R: 13 / F: 5

Is this a good haircut? I just got it done the other day

>>25583421
R: 11 / F: 3

Behold, the 21st century man Your appearance

>>25587244
R: 9 / F: 0

A few weeks ago I met a girl on fetlife who is my age and we were talking for a while on insta, but I saw her pictures and I thought it was a femboy so I felt disappointed. Now she told me to meet and sent a voice note and she sounds like a woman, like it's 100% femenine, I think it's impossible for a trans girl or femboy to sounds like that, and she also told me to meet last week but said I couldn't. Now I have the flu and said her no again but next week. However I'm worried because these are her kinks, should I go for it?

>>25606297
R: 14 / F: 3

Yet another night "wasted" stuck living out fantasies in vidya and rotting in my room. Maybe one day I'll go through the motions of pretending to change for the better. Not bloody likely though. I'm damned to this mode of existence.

>>25593916
R: 17 / F: 16

Are aliens real?

2 questions
R: 16 / F: 3

1. Does your asshole leak? 2. Have you ever gotten bummed

>>25626193
R: 13 / F: 7

What is your daily drink?

>>25599540
R: 12 / F: 3

If Ladybird will have a working prototype of a browser sooner than Servo, it will be an actual, absolute proof that Rust is a language of suckers And I'm pretty sure it will be the case

>>25614467
R: 12 / F: 2

Why don't sites look like this anymore?

>>25612459
R: 10 / F: 9

Lmaoing @ all these leftist cucks seething uncontrollably at my President. They can't handle that America is winning again. And we're just gonna keep winning! USA! USA! USA!

>>25612159
R: 11 / F: 2

chat, is this real?

>>25616021
R: 18 / F: 5

When you didnt think the Ukranian fulth could sink any lower. Now the Hohols are smuggling human body parts! Have they no shame? Why even be surprised. It is the child porn capita of the world. Everything is for sale. https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/poland-arrests-ukrainian-woman-convicted-selling-56-human-kidneys-2025-03-11/

>>25593038
R: 13 / F: 2

Do you often get upset about things on the internet?

>>25607153
R: 20 / F: 4

Is Beyoncé a feminist artist or a feminist product? Maybe both? What does being a feminist artist even imply?

>>25606471
R: 27 / F: 11

I really want some ice tea sugar drank right now. All the money in the world and no sugar drank.

>>25593918
R: 20 / F: 12

How?

>>25624604
R: 10 / F: 2

Why can't some nations into good-looking military uniforms?