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Friday drinkenings threda
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Its time! Me having ans spanish monkey winer, what is pern having?

>>25637536
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Now that the dust has settled. How many people speak Ukrainian in Ukraine and where? I found these two maps but I assume both are radical and incorrect?

>>25639567
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I was talking to a Ukrainian refugee at a bar last night and she told me how Ukraine was switching their writing system from Cyrillic to Latin. I asked her why Ukrainians wanted to abandon their ancestral east Slavic script and she said that Ukrainians are not actually Slavs. Is this true?

Winner or Game Over?
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You decide.

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>>22893171
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Why does a GUI wrapper for curl need so many employees?

Stonetoss
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Do you like Stonetoss aka Hans Kristian Graebners comics?

isn't the bareness of space proof that we live in a gnostic sugarcane plantation?
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Look at this picture messenger took of mercury. It's so bare, empty, devoid of anything. And this thing have been floating in space for billions of years. Why everything but earth is just empty, bare and desertic?

>>22890120
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I'm done, Bernd. I'm deadly tired of eternal depression and anxiety. I've been living like this for 14 years. I've started to get therapy including medicine but it has no effect on me. And every year the situation becomes worse and worse and I can do nothing to ease my pain. I've been changing dogtours, tried many strategies for treatment and everything fails. It seems like my bipolar disorder is resistant and can't be cured. In fact, there's no cure for it at all. And the option to ease and control it is unavailable for me. I wish I wasn't a pucci and went on the last trip for all my savings. Somewhere in the south, like Thailand or Cambodia. Spend the last months in heaven on Earth before I finally go to hell like my life isn't one, he-he . But I won't. I'm a coward. And how can't I be? 14 years of anxiety. Sometimes, I even envy Nikiter. Imagine how many adventures he has ever experienced and still has. He's even a political refugee, unironically, lol. My life is grey without a single interesting event and I'll never even get enough courage to kms in a wonderful place. But I'm already dead inside.

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>>19396239
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IT'S OVER GARCHBROS

>>19402955
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Holy fuck. Holy shit. My fucking god. I came inside, I fucking came inside. I'm fucking stupid. Why did I fucking came inside... I don't want to be a dad. I'm so fucking retarded. I wanna die.

Reparations for Blacks
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Pay up wyt boi -$5 million to every eligible Black adult. -eliminating personal debt & tax burdens -guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97K for 250 years -homes in SF for just $1 a family

>>19403564
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Is every Swiss girl like this?

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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:45:01 GMT No. 25612888 [View thread] [Kohl]
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I like the idea of getting fucked in the ass by female knowing she is physically weaker than me
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:33:34 GMT No. 25613153
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fuck i wish a woman would do this to me, just bump her vag into my butt
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:35:01 GMT No. 25613160
>>25612888 i dont. nice trips though
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:51:15 GMT No. 25613209 >>25613220
Pegging sucks because it uses a strapon. It would be far better if there were futanari/hermaphrodites who used their own natural dicks to fuck chicks and dudes.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:55:08 GMT No. 25613220
>>25613209 nah, there is quite a different psychology to pegging than to being fucked pegging doesnt give anything physically to the woman, its a pure psychology game for her and makes the entire thing way more humiliating (or maybe loving, if you are into soft femdom) than getting fucked for the sexual pleasure of whoever does it
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 02:13:45 GMT No. 25613452 SÄGE!
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>>25612888 This means you're a pidor. Fuck off to pidorchan, faggot.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:55:04 GMT No. 25612950 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Is lesbianism cured with mandatory rape?
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:43:01 GMT No. 25613184
obviously not
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:44:03 GMT No. 25613188
yes.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 18:01:34 GMT No. 25594904 [View thread] [Kohl]
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What is the best comedy film ever made?
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:56:59 GMT No. 25610418
In China they eat dogs
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:58:11 GMT No. 25610424
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULNAzqnaKeU
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 19:11:08 GMT No. 25610518
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unironically find this one funny
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:35:30 GMT No. 25613161
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:41:08 GMT No. 25613180
probably, the Aeroplane, Aeroplane 2 and Naked Gun when Leslie Nielson was going back to his car and it started rolling suddenly because it was parked at a very inclined street and he thought that its being carjacked and started blasting it with his revolver it was the funniest scene i have ever seen in any entertainment in my 38 years of life
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:23:16 GMT No. 25612164 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Do you regret voting for Drumpf in 2016?
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:45:29 GMT No. 25612399
I tried to cope with Biden because we are set but he fucks everything up
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:47:11 GMT No. 25612420
Trump gives me a sense of security.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:47:48 GMT No. 25612425
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greatest american
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:51:31 GMT No. 25612452
minor yes didn't really believe in him but thought at least he wasn't hillary incorrect
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:39:18 GMT No. 25613173
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>>25612349 I wish I had that video but all I have is this shitty leftypol meme.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:51:44 GMT No. 25612937 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Recommend me some mobile gaymes t. Too poor to buy a decent gaming rig, too lazy to play on the laptop
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:23:50 GMT No. 25613119
>>25612986 She should toughen up. She will suffer brown jokes when she starts school.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:33:31 GMT No. 25613152
>>25612967 Try warzone. I can only play codm with my shitty phone
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:37:42 GMT No. 25613167
The Professor Layton games got HD remasters for mobile, they will keep you busy for a while.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:38:19 GMT No. 25613169
crazygames.com xD
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:41:06 GMT No. 25613179 SÄGE!
What a pathetic cunt
Reddit is prolapsing Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:15:57 GMT No. 25612680 [View thread] [Kohl]
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What happened?
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:23:18 GMT No. 25612741
This must be because of Drumpf!
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:30:04 GMT No. 25612797 >>25612883
That's a good question. I'll probably google it later and add 'reddit' to the search, seeing how this is the only chance these days to get halfway authentic search results.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:43 GMT No. 25612883
>>25612797 You can stay there while you're at it
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:24:34 GMT No. 25613121
free internet now or total kike death heal hitler!
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:30:39 GMT No. 25613141
oh no..
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:34:11 GMT No. 25611709 [View thread] [Kohl]
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england randomly has some old as fuck stone from 5 thousand years ago sat in a pub with a bunch of barrrys
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:00:38 GMT No. 25612531
>>25612504 anglosaxon invasion came after that fixed the place right up
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:01:36 GMT No. 25612539
>>25612504 2500 years ago Hanno the navigator, a major naval figure from Carthage, set sail on one of the great voyages of discovery. He sailed from the Mediterranean out of the straights of Gibraltar to explore the coast of Africa with a fleet of 60 ships, he worked his way down the coast past Mauritania to subsaharan Africa where he found his surprise that the people there all had "burnt skin" as he described it, which is to say they were negroes. After meeting people like this for a while every time his ships made landfall, Hanno eventually came to an island off the coast of what is now Cameroon that was filled with burnt skin people who were very hairy and extremely unruly. He named this tribe "Gorillas". Because Hanno was not influenced by our modern ideas of species he had to call things as he saw them and he was unable to differentiate between gorillas and African negroes other than that the gorillas were hairier.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:04:03 GMT No. 25612566 >>25613134
>>25612470 >>these goys 6 gorillion years ago could totally move these ten ton stones with ease. I talked with my father few days ago, told him how 2 hour drive I used to make daily for years when living at mom's place now looks like a big effort (and a wasted one) for me. And he told me he looks same way now at grandpa's field which is pretty big and he used to mow it all with hand scythe few times per summer for years as well. And maybe that's how ancient people just did shit while modern look at that and think it's impossible without advanced equipment. There is some truth in that. I still don't believe a word of official history on the stonehendge, pyramids or whatever.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:19:33 GMT No. 25613096
Based and druid pilled
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:27:54 GMT No. 25613134
>>25612566 >I still don't believe a word of official history on the stonehendge, pyramids or whatever. Dunno why people have such a hard time comprehending ancient people building stone megastructures. A group of reasonably intelligent laymen could figure this shit out with trial and error and it wouldn't be some secret knowledge either. Moving huge boulders off your field is a fairly important task in practicing successful agriculture.
Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 18:04:40 GMT No. 25602891 [View thread] [Kohl]
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i'm pretty handsome. its a shame that i'm so fucked in the head. i could've made some girl happy. its a shame that my handsomeness goes to waste
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:17:10 GMT No. 25610077
>>25608356 thats not a bad look. i'd say he is handsome when not fat
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:19:02 GMT No. 25610103
>>25608346 i'm medically short too. but its not that much of an issue on the eurasian continent
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:16:23 GMT No. 25613071
You're not handsome, sorry to say it.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:16:52 GMT No. 25613076
You look like Rasputin
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:19:41 GMT No. 25613097
wojak pheno
deleting google chrome Bernd Sun, 09 Mar 2025 10:18:47 GMT No. 25600071 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Which browser should i use? I thought maybe firefox but heard about waterfox - is that better?
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:24:56 GMT No. 25611634
>>25611560 Good luck with that.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:46:42 GMT No. 25611808 >>25611925
Dillo
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:01:08 GMT No. 25611925
>>25611808 Wow, they released an update this year! Their last update was in 2015. 10 years with no release. I didn't expect that.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:44:54 GMT No. 25612886
I'm still qutebrowser and iridium. qutebrowser for most sites, iridium for sites where I want ublock.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:17:42 GMT No. 25613079
Microsoft Edge is a great browser.
"heighth" Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:08:25 GMT No. 25609985 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Every once in a while I hear someone say "heighth" instead of "height" especially if they are also saying "width" in the same sentence or an adjacent one. It sounds right for the words to both end with "th." I was surprised today to hear someone on YouTube with a mild German accent say "heighth" and he did it without ever saying "width." I wonder what led to him speaking so. Where did he learn English? He wouldn't have gotten that from school or TV.
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:41:10 GMT No. 25610285 >>25610296
>>25610176 https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/heighth >heighth >noun >'hī(t)th >chiefly dialectal variant of HEIGHT
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:42:20 GMT No. 25610296 >>25610355
>>25610285 Never heard that either. Sounds kinda like "heiß", German for "hot"
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:48:49 GMT No. 25610355
>>25610296 There's usually a d/t sound before the "th", like "width" or "breadth." Well I guess you could omit it, it's non-standard anyway so everything is on the table. And going back to listen to the German guy in the YouTube video he omitted it.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:27:47 GMT No. 25612779
I say highth, width and even breadth and depth. I never say hight except in German loan words, like fahrenheit or gesundheit.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:16:24 GMT No. 25613072
>>25610019 Do you also spell 'standard' as 'standart'? I heard that is common mistake among germans.