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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:34:11 GMT No. 25611709 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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england randomly has some old as fuck stone from 5 thousand years ago sat in a pub with a bunch of barrrys
Total posts: 35, files: 3 (Drowned at Tue, 11 Mar 2025 20:56:25 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:35:29 GMT No. 25611719
Who cares its a rock. It doesn't give a fuck.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:36:36 GMT No. 25611727 >>25611741 >>25611820
It's actually a fecal stalagmite from leaking pipe but the pub owner made up a story to attract visitors.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:37:02 GMT No. 25611733
There is no better place for it
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:37:57 GMT No. 25611741 >>25611756
>>25611727 Why can't Russian's be so inventive and industrious? This is why you have no tourist industry
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:38:24 GMT No. 25611745
Based
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:39:10 GMT No. 25611751
what is the purpose of this stone?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:39:53 GMT No. 25611755
It's meant to be a willy isn't it?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:39:58 GMT No. 25611756
>>25611741 Too honest for our own good.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:40:47 GMT No. 25611763
>shit stalagmite <shit stalagmite, Britain
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:41:23 GMT No. 25611766
Holy shit what the fuck
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:41:35 GMT No. 25611768 >>25611773
>>25611709 England also has the huge petrified viking poo https://thefinanser.com/2024/10/the-lloyds-bank-turd
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:42:13 GMT No. 25611772
Let it chill, it's old. Even the rocks you have to bother.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:42:23 GMT No. 25611773
>>25611768 Imagine the diet
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:49:09 GMT No. 25611820 >>25612088
>>25611727 takes one to know one
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:54:39 GMT No. 25611863
>old as fuck stone from 5 thousand years ago Ackshually the granite must be way older than 5k years. t. Spede Assburgers
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:14:59 GMT No. 25612088
>>25611820 Island cryptoslavs confirmed once again.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:19:53 GMT No. 25612133 >>25612156 >>25612232 >>25612250 >>25612470
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stonehenge is fake, it was built in the late 1800s
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:22:05 GMT No. 25612156 >>25612341
>>25612133 I told you few days ago it was 1950s. Wheels didn't look like on your photo in 1800s.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:28:42 GMT No. 25612232 >>25612354 >>25612389
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>>25612133 This is a bit like Theseus' boat problem except the parts aren't changing. This is a drawing of it from the 17th century. It's still thousands of years old and was probably put together by Picts or at least their near ancestors.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:29:26 GMT No. 25612246
I highly doubt their ability to date stone
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:29:35 GMT No. 25612250 >>25612341
>>25612133 you are genuinely retarded, that was them restoring it
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:31:32 GMT No. 25612281
Looks like the log I pushed out this morning.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:38:35 GMT No. 25612341 >>25612351
>>25612156 >>25612250 I mean he's right if you just take the word 'built' at face value. It's plausible that the current arrangement of an n shape isn't the original design. The original structure may have been lost to the ages and people came and reassembled whatever they felt like over the millennia. It could be ancient 5,000 year old lego.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:40:17 GMT No. 25612351
>>25612341 >It's plausible that the current arrangement of an n shape isn't the original design. No it's not. The standing stones have special joints at the top that fit into the holes in the top stone
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:40:48 GMT No. 25612354
>>25612232 looks a little bit to fresh for being 300 year old innit ?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:44:39 GMT No. 25612389 >>25612406
>>25612232 Bruh, there are fake church icons being sold as 13th century, books filled with fake history. You think they can't make "a drawing from the 17th century" to advertise newly built tourist trap?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:45:56 GMT No. 25612406
>>25612389 >earth is secretly flat dude trust me
ANCIENT BBC MONUMENT Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:46:19 GMT No. 25612410
BRILLIANT BLACK BRITONS HAVE BEEN 'ERE FRUM THE START!!!
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:53:52 GMT No. 25612470 >>25612504 >>25612566
>>25612133 >these goys 6 gorillion years ago could totally move these ten ton stones with ease. >the only thing they built was this useless circle of stones >they didn't bother using their ability to move enormous rocks to built themselves homes or shelters of any sort >they just preferred to sleep in the mud and get rained on and then they'd wake up and go back to building their useless circle of lower case Ns how low does your IQ have to be for you to believe this narrative?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:57:14 GMT No. 25612504 >>25612531 >>25612539
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>>25612470 >sleep in the mud and get rained on Yes, and?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:00:38 GMT No. 25612531
>>25612504 anglosaxon invasion came after that fixed the place right up
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:01:36 GMT No. 25612539
>>25612504 2500 years ago Hanno the navigator, a major naval figure from Carthage, set sail on one of the great voyages of discovery. He sailed from the Mediterranean out of the straights of Gibraltar to explore the coast of Africa with a fleet of 60 ships, he worked his way down the coast past Mauritania to subsaharan Africa where he found his surprise that the people there all had "burnt skin" as he described it, which is to say they were negroes. After meeting people like this for a while every time his ships made landfall, Hanno eventually came to an island off the coast of what is now Cameroon that was filled with burnt skin people who were very hairy and extremely unruly. He named this tribe "Gorillas". Because Hanno was not influenced by our modern ideas of species he had to call things as he saw them and he was unable to differentiate between gorillas and African negroes other than that the gorillas were hairier.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 23:04:03 GMT No. 25612566 >>25613134
>>25612470 >>these goys 6 gorillion years ago could totally move these ten ton stones with ease. I talked with my father few days ago, told him how 2 hour drive I used to make daily for years when living at mom's place now looks like a big effort (and a wasted one) for me. And he told me he looks same way now at grandpa's field which is pretty big and he used to mow it all with hand scythe few times per summer for years as well. And maybe that's how ancient people just did shit while modern look at that and think it's impossible without advanced equipment. There is some truth in that. I still don't believe a word of official history on the stonehendge, pyramids or whatever.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:19:33 GMT No. 25613096
Based and druid pilled
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 00:27:54 GMT No. 25613134
>>25612566 >I still don't believe a word of official history on the stonehendge, pyramids or whatever. Dunno why people have such a hard time comprehending ancient people building stone megastructures. A group of reasonably intelligent laymen could figure this shit out with trial and error and it wouldn't be some secret knowledge either. Moving huge boulders off your field is a fairly important task in practicing successful agriculture.
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