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Friday drinkenings threda
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Its time! Me having ans spanish monkey winer, what is pern having?

>>25637536
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Now that the dust has settled. How many people speak Ukrainian in Ukraine and where? I found these two maps but I assume both are radical and incorrect?

>>25639567
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I was talking to a Ukrainian refugee at a bar last night and she told me how Ukraine was switching their writing system from Cyrillic to Latin. I asked her why Ukrainians wanted to abandon their ancestral east Slavic script and she said that Ukrainians are not actually Slavs. Is this true?

>>25638687
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76-year old Argentinian pensioner left IN TEARS after finding out that Milei has cut his retirement…

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>>22893171
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Why does a GUI wrapper for curl need so many employees?

Stonetoss
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Do you like Stonetoss aka Hans Kristian Graebners comics?

isn't the bareness of space proof that we live in a gnostic sugarcane plantation?
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Look at this picture messenger took of mercury. It's so bare, empty, devoid of anything. And this thing have been floating in space for billions of years. Why everything but earth is just empty, bare and desertic?

>>22890120
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I'm done, Bernd. I'm deadly tired of eternal depression and anxiety. I've been living like this for 14 years. I've started to get therapy including medicine but it has no effect on me. And every year the situation becomes worse and worse and I can do nothing to ease my pain. I've been changing dogtours, tried many strategies for treatment and everything fails. It seems like my bipolar disorder is resistant and can't be cured. In fact, there's no cure for it at all. And the option to ease and control it is unavailable for me. I wish I wasn't a pucci and went on the last trip for all my savings. Somewhere in the south, like Thailand or Cambodia. Spend the last months in heaven on Earth before I finally go to hell like my life isn't one, he-he . But I won't. I'm a coward. And how can't I be? 14 years of anxiety. Sometimes, I even envy Nikiter. Imagine how many adventures he has ever experienced and still has. He's even a political refugee, unironically, lol. My life is grey without a single interesting event and I'll never even get enough courage to kms in a wonderful place. But I'm already dead inside.

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>>19396239
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IT'S OVER GARCHBROS

>>19402955
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Holy fuck. Holy shit. My fucking god. I came inside, I fucking came inside. I'm fucking stupid. Why did I fucking came inside... I don't want to be a dad. I'm so fucking retarded. I wanna die.

Reparations for Blacks
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Pay up wyt boi -$5 million to every eligible Black adult. -eliminating personal debt & tax burdens -guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97K for 250 years -homes in SF for just $1 a family

>>19403564
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Is every Swiss girl like this?

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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:06:38 GMT No. 25614693 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Bros, I've been talking to my Discord ex gf for a while and we've been bonding so nicely. She might really become my American wife in the future if we keep this up. She has no friends and she still likes me, but says she doesn't love me enough to be my gf again, but things can change. She's 16 years old. I'm 27.
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:09:58 GMT No. 25614709
Does she have a younger sister? Asking for myself
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:10:49 GMT No. 25614715
Actually he's asking for me
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:11:42 GMT No. 25614717 SÄGE!
Spoiler: It's actually a 49-year old fat bear man
Four Eyes Intelligence Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 12:51:56 GMT No. 25608182 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Für nächstes mal ohne Amerikaner. Defence circles scheming to shrink Five Eyes intelligence to Great Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand without the United States. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14477803/Britain-urged-form-breakaway-Four-Eyes-alliance-without-US-Trumps-unprecedented-decision-block-intelligence-sharing-Ukraine.html
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:21:19 GMT No. 25610124
>>25609174 So you are just as retarded as donnie and think that putin is on your side? holy fucking kek why are americans so fucking dumb
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 18:27:33 GMT No. 25610181 >>25612477 >>25614648
Maybe it's MI6 who is the best because you barely hear about them compared to the CIA
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:54:21 GMT No. 25612477
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>>25610181 True.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:58:05 GMT No. 25614648
>>25610181 by that measure ASIO must be fkn amazing
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:04:55 GMT No. 25614682
here's what's happening - the burgers are making great israel in sandniggerland - the bongs and neuros will hand new khazaria to their jews
Imagine Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:51:56 GMT No. 25614609 [View thread] [Kohl]
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A world without cumskins
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:02:31 GMT No. 25614665
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But saar I'm brahmin, my skin is white
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:28:55 GMT No. 25611669 [View thread] [Kohl]
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This is your appearance.
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:06:08 GMT No. 25611995
literally me
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:32:25 GMT No. 25612289
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>using Drone Corpse Aviator >instead of literally any good Archspire song like Involuntary Doppelganger, The Mimic Well, Calamus Will Animate, Lucid Collective Somnambulation, or Join Us Beyond Metalhead coomers have absolutely zero taste.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 22:32:47 GMT No. 25612293 SÄGE!
🤢
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:01:50 GMT No. 25614662
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another one for the annals
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:05:50 GMT No. 25614687 SÄGE!
>>25611704 This. Why do Brazilians get butthurt ever so often and behave like this? Did someone on kc hurt his feelings? Please stop shitting where you eat.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 17:01:17 GMT No. 25609436 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Why do we need America when we already have the great republic of FRANCE that produces everything including the best fighter jets, space rockets, and nukes? Literally the best country in the world, and it's completely independent from the sharts and their technology. VIVA LA FRANCE 🇫🇷
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:03:00 GMT No. 25614421
>>25613548 >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dassault_Mirage_III notice how there's now mention of australia using their mirage 3's in vietnam? it's because france forbid it or they'd stop supplying spares the us hampered by trump is still more trustworthy than france
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:14:00 GMT No. 25614459 >>25614461
>>25613737 >When was the last time a US fighter jet made a difference in any conflict? If you look back at the last 20 years it seems US is very good against fighting against Sandnegers. That seems to be all.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:14:57 GMT No. 25614461 >>25614628
>>25614459 >US is very good against fighting against Sandnegers. That seems to be all. Which could indicate US is actually just as a big clown army they say Russia is and it's all just show
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:54:33 GMT No. 25614628
>>25614461 US is a paper tiger
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:56:55 GMT No. 25614641
>>25609436 >Why do we need America Only thing we need from them is that they fuck off already and for good
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 14:48:08 GMT No. 25608724 [View thread] [Kohl]
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What is Bernd's opinion on Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Does Bernd even know her?
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 14:58:29 GMT No. 25608790 >>25608876
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>>25608772 I like well-made pop, no matter from which era.
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 15:12:45 GMT No. 25608876 >>25609811
>>25608790 Meanwhile stuff like this is more to my current taste. https://youtu.be/3_jmcyxu3vQ?si=kDsX4ihjMmXDJVrg
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 17:49:34 GMT No. 25609811
Girl Harvest (Original Mix) - FATHER.mp3
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Hypoliths This Time It's Gore feat. NEUS (Original Mix) [mau5trap] - FATHER.mp3
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>>25608876 Not my cup of tea. If dark, I prefer electronical.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:43:20 GMT No. 25614548
It took me way too long to realize it's the same producer from Capsule
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:48:14 GMT No. 25614586
KU RIN JO
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 11:02:01 GMT No. 25607794 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Holy shit. Philosophers are really annoying. I hope some Somali refugees gang rape his effeminite ass. He thinks that he is a deep thinker but his brain is fried by using AI.
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 03:48:52 GMT No. 25613687 SÄGE!
You used to make better threads grappa... where are the femoids seething at one of your shitposts? Instead we have some k-pop boy saying nonsense. Shame on you!
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 05:55:58 GMT No. 25614005
>>25607794 4th image is kinda funny anyways, real "philosophers" aren't pretentious or annoying at all. i'm talking about the people who come up with new ideas and frameworks, or those who rephrase them in a way that is simpler to understand, not social media illiterates who like ""dark academia"" aesthetics. You don't hear anyone shitting on Benatar or Tegmark for being annoying.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 05:57:58 GMT No. 25614008 SÄGE!
What a homo
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:25:03 GMT No. 25614307
gg
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:26:16 GMT No. 25614490
>4th picture I am a philosopher myself and I somehow agree with the biologists
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 05:36:53 GMT No. 25613978 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Brazilians are the only thirdies who post on Kohlchan regularly. Russians and other Slavs are secondies, before anyone says it. We suffer more than anyone else here.
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:34:51 GMT No. 25614346
>>25614330 >Argentines there are some but not many >Bolivians, Chileans, Colombians, Peruvians very rare
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:39:32 GMT No. 25614359 >>25614361
also, my request to Brazilians: stop posting crime / murder videos they are not amusing, nor exotic or surprising and literally nobody cares
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:40:20 GMT No. 25614361
>>25614359 I care
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Brazil is first world Switzerland is third world
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 13:02:06 GMT No. 25615633 SÄGE!
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>OOK OOK ACK!
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 06:23:26 GMT No. 25614086 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Good morning. Drinking my sugar drank (and a little whisky-soda with lemon slice on the side, Jameson ofc)
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:01:58 GMT No. 25614420
>>25614402 >use your imagination to fill in the blanks No.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:07:29 GMT No. 25614435
>>25614409 I had some frozen pizza but it was supreme and it didn't agree with the wine last week, so I'm just munching on a few mini pretzels rn.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:09:28 GMT No. 25614445 >>25614454 >>25614469
>>25614417 I never had a jack daniels, 30 euro one bottle seems a bit much to me. 4 roses is 20 euro.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:12:13 GMT No. 25614454
>>25614445 It's pretty good would recommend tbh. I bought a bottle of their apple liqueur (which is cheaper than a regular bottle) and a bottle of the single barrel select (more expensive higher quality stuff) when I was there.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:20:34 GMT No. 25614469
>>25614445 It's good Turns Taylor Swift into Kesha
HAPPENING: Major environmental disaster unfolding off the coast of the UK Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 14:45:35 GMT No. 25608702 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Hearing from a friend who works on a tug in Humberside that the Stena was carrying a full load of AVCAT (military jet fuel). He said they've given up trying to fight the fire as it's too intense and they are worried about an explosion This could turn into a major environmental disaster. AVCAT is really nasty stuff.
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:31:34 GMT No. 25611689 >>25611701
>>25611656 Nice! Mostly island apes and frogs! The paella monkeys will also get some but much less. The ones who deserve it get most of it.
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>>25611689
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:42:08 GMT No. 25611770
>>25611665 tarded*
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 21:43:09 GMT No. 25611779
>>25608861 it's a european ship built in netherlands, owned by germans, and sailing with the flag of poortual >It would just be such a coincidence that it had an accident and struck another ship used for military logistics. yeah, huh. a real coincidence.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:13:56 GMT No. 25614458