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Friday drinkenings threda
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Its time! Me having ans spanish monkey winer, what is pern having?

>>25637536
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Now that the dust has settled. How many people speak Ukrainian in Ukraine and where? I found these two maps but I assume both are radical and incorrect?

>>25639567
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I was talking to a Ukrainian refugee at a bar last night and she told me how Ukraine was switching their writing system from Cyrillic to Latin. I asked her why Ukrainians wanted to abandon their ancestral east Slavic script and she said that Ukrainians are not actually Slavs. Is this true?

>>25638687
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76-year old Argentinian pensioner left IN TEARS after finding out that Milei has cut his retirement…

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>>22893171
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Why does a GUI wrapper for curl need so many employees?

Stonetoss
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Do you like Stonetoss aka Hans Kristian Graebners comics?

isn't the bareness of space proof that we live in a gnostic sugarcane plantation?
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Look at this picture messenger took of mercury. It's so bare, empty, devoid of anything. And this thing have been floating in space for billions of years. Why everything but earth is just empty, bare and desertic?

>>22890120
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I'm done, Bernd. I'm deadly tired of eternal depression and anxiety. I've been living like this for 14 years. I've started to get therapy including medicine but it has no effect on me. And every year the situation becomes worse and worse and I can do nothing to ease my pain. I've been changing dogtours, tried many strategies for treatment and everything fails. It seems like my bipolar disorder is resistant and can't be cured. In fact, there's no cure for it at all. And the option to ease and control it is unavailable for me. I wish I wasn't a pucci and went on the last trip for all my savings. Somewhere in the south, like Thailand or Cambodia. Spend the last months in heaven on Earth before I finally go to hell like my life isn't one, he-he . But I won't. I'm a coward. And how can't I be? 14 years of anxiety. Sometimes, I even envy Nikiter. Imagine how many adventures he has ever experienced and still has. He's even a political refugee, unironically, lol. My life is grey without a single interesting event and I'll never even get enough courage to kms in a wonderful place. But I'm already dead inside.

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>>19396239
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IT'S OVER GARCHBROS

>>19402955
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Holy fuck. Holy shit. My fucking god. I came inside, I fucking came inside. I'm fucking stupid. Why did I fucking came inside... I don't want to be a dad. I'm so fucking retarded. I wanna die.

Reparations for Blacks
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Pay up wyt boi -$5 million to every eligible Black adult. -eliminating personal debt & tax burdens -guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97K for 250 years -homes in SF for just $1 a family

>>19403564
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Is every Swiss girl like this?

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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:37:46 GMT No. 25614520 [View thread] [Kohl]
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>short >ugly >stupid >3rd world citizenship I want a refund
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:02:21 GMT No. 25614894
pay attention
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:04:15 GMT No. 25614900 >>25614982
I bet you had more gfs than me
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:25:10 GMT No. 25614982
>>25614900 probably, if you had negative amounts of girlfriends
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:26:31 GMT No. 25614988 >>25615088
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This is the refund policy
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:49:48 GMT No. 25615088
>>25614988 that's a photo of me
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 04:19:08 GMT No. 25613777 [View thread] [Kohl]
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If I have a 3rd date with a girl does that mean she's basically my gf?
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:44:22 GMT No. 25614841 >>25614871
>>25613777 after the third date she owes you sex. demand it from her.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:54:05 GMT No. 25614871
>>25614841 This. OP has to put it in this time otherwise it's ogre
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:54:14 GMT No. 25614872 >>25615060
Modern emancipated women don't like the concept of belonging to someone as his gf, so no.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:41:07 GMT No. 25615055
>>25613777 No. Also if she didn't put out on the first date, she's not into you. Don't waste your time, go for another girl.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:42:08 GMT No. 25615060
>>25614872 >gets to have sex >with none of the drawbacks, like never ending cuddling, having to watch girl movies or meeting her parents >still complain I'll never understand the Bernd mindset.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 10:34:41 GMT No. 25615023 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Every female that fails at life at getting top 1% men invents story that she was raped as child and that those are source of all her problems Does anyone falls for this shit anymore?
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 11:37:11 GMT No. 25615295 SÄGE!
good thread
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 11:47:46 GMT No. 25615359 SÄGE!
seriously good thread
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 12:10:44 GMT No. 25615446 SÄGE!
astonishingly good thread
New research shows bigger animals get more cancer, defying decades-old belief Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 03:27:21 GMT No. 25613625 [View thread] [Kohl]
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https://theconversation.com/new-research-shows-bigger-animals-get-more-cancer-defying-decades-old-belief-251287 A longstanding scientific belief about a link between cancer prevalence and animal body size has tested for the first time in our new study ranging across hundreds of animal species. If larger animals have more cells, and cancer comes from cells going rogue, then the largest animals on earth – like elephants and whales – should be riddled with tumours. Yet, for decades, there has been little evidence to support this idea. Many species seem to defy this expectation entirely. For example, budgies are notorious among pet owners for being prone to renal cancer despite weighing only 35g. Yet cancer only accounts for around 2% of mortality among roe deer (up to 35kg). Peto’s paradox is that bigger, longer-lived species should have higher cancer prevalence, yet they don’t seem to. Back in 1977, Professor Sir Richard Peto noted that, on a cell-by-cell basis, mice seem to have much higher susceptibility to cancer than humans. This has led to speculation that larger species must have evolved natural cancer defences. Several examples of these cancer defences have since been identified. For example, Asian elephants, a species with notably low cancer prevalence, have over 20 copies of a tumour suppressor gene (TP53) compared to our own lone copy. However, scientists are yet to find broader evidence across a range of animal species. Our new study challenges Peto’s paradox. We used a recently compiled dataset of cancer prevalence in over 260 species of amphibians, birds, mammals and reptiles from wildlife institutions. Then, using powerful modern statistical techniques, we compared cancer prevalence between the animals. [pic related] caption: Large species have a much greater risk of getting cancer (solid line), but faster evolution rates reduce that risk (dashed line). We found that larger species do, in fact, have more cancer compared to smaller ones. This holds across all four major vertebrate groups, meaning that the traditional interpretation of Peto’s paradox doesn’t hold up. But the story doesn’t end there. At first look, our findings seemed to be at odds with another long-standing scientific idea. Cope’s rule is that evolution has repeatedly favoured larger body sizes, because of advantages like improved predation and resilience. But why would natural selection drive species towards a trait that carries an inherent risk of cancer? The answer lies in how quickly body size evolves. We found that birds and mammals which reached large sizes more rapidly have reduced cancer prevalence. For example, the common dolphin, Delphinus delphis evolved to reach its large body size – along with most other whales and dolphins (referred to as cetaceans) about three times faster than other mammals. However, cetaceans tend to have less cancer than expected. Larger species face higher cancer risks but those that reached that size rapidly evolved mechanisms for mitigating it, such as lower mutation rates or enhanced DNA repair mechanisms. So rather than contradicting Cope’s rule, our findings refine it. Larger bodies often evolve, but not as quickly in groups where the burden of cancer is higher. This means that the threat of cancer may have shaped the pace of evolution. Humans evolved to our current body size relatively rapidly. Based on this, we would expect humans and bats to have similar cancer prevalence, because we evolved at a much, much faster rate. However, it is important to note that our results can’t explain the actual prevalence of cancer in humans. Nor is that an easy statistic to estimate. Human cancer is a complicated story to unravel, with a plethora of types and many factors affecting its prevalence. For example, many humans not only have access to modern medicine but also varied lifestyles that affect cancer risk. For this reason, we did not include humans in our analysis. Fighting cancer Understanding how species naturally evolve cancer defences has important implications for human medicine. The naked mole rat, for example, is studied for its exceptionally low cancer prevalence in the hopes of uncovering new ways to prevent or treat cancer in humans. Only a few cancer cases have ever been observed in captive mole rats so, the exact mechanisms of their cancer resistance remain mostly a mystery. At the same time, our findings raise new questions. Although birds and mammals that evolved quickly seem to have stronger anti-cancer mechanisms, amphibians and reptiles didn’t show the same pattern. Larger species had higher cancer prevalence regardless of how quickly they evolved. This could be due to differences in their regenerative abilities. Some amphibians, like salamanders, can regenerate entire limbs – a process that involves lots of cell division, which cancer could exploit. Putting cancer into an evolutionary context allowed us to reveal that its prevalence does increase with body size. Studying this evolutionary arms race may unlock new insights into how nature fights cancer – and how we might do the same. Joanna Baker, University of Reading, George Butler, UCL
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:47:49 GMT No. 25614583
>Professor Sir Richard Peto lol in italian peto means fart.
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>You vill eat ze bugs and you vill grow smaller to fight ze kanzer!
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:59:52 GMT No. 25614653
That means Americans have low cancer rates? Crazy.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:45:09 GMT No. 25614844
The stench of dwarfs causes cancer too.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:52:12 GMT No. 25614868
>time and size are not sole factors in cancer development wow, really?
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:28:13 GMT No. 25614781 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Of all species, we were born human. Of all races, we were born white.
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:36:54 GMT No. 25614818
Of all the Chads, we were born Bernd.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:39:27 GMT No. 25614827
Amen
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:45:58 GMT No. 25614850
*checks flag* Bros, should I tell him???
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:51:12 GMT No. 25614865
Of all the sexes, we were born male.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 07:03:09 GMT No. 25614225 [View thread] [Kohl]
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i realized why i'm such a good natured, hard-working, calm, patient person irl its because i masturbate to child porn. it releases all frustrations and make me be able to go about my day calmly and relaxed meanwhile, average normie can be extremely tense, ready to blow at any little problem, or lazy, because they dont see any reason to keep going
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:47:06 GMT No. 25614575 >>25614821
>>25614558 It would be better to be dead than to exist as a pedo. Seething at nonces is nothing abnormal.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:36:31 GMT No. 25614814 >>25614842
>>25614392 my brain can only think of soviet union and children
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:37:31 GMT No. 25614821
>>25614575 >completely unheard of aberration of degenerate modern west Doesn't sound normal
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:44:34 GMT No. 25614842
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>>25614814 Maybe you should back to /porasha and chatting with bots, they dont care
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:45:52 GMT No. 25614849
I have noticed that my over all dispotition is strongly related to how my feet and digestion feel. When my feet hurt I and slow, short with people, and don't feel like doing much of anything. When my digestion is all fucked up I lean towards random flare ups of rage and depression. Meanwhile when my feet feel good I am hyperactive, friendly, energetic and eager to be helpful. And when my digestion is normal I am stoic and unflappable.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:11:47 GMT No. 25614452 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Churka is going to be deported from USA. Leftists are in butthurt Go on America. Deport churkas and cockholes swines. MAGA!!! o/
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:56:10 GMT No. 25614636 >>25614644
>>25614536 >we're winning >we pls elaborate
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 08:57:27 GMT No. 25614644 >>25614668 >>25614671
>>25614636 Whites; Americans >>25614632 👍
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:02:34 GMT No. 25614668
>>25614644 >; i like how you seperate them 👍
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:03:06 GMT No. 25614671
>>25614644 refute this >>25614623
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:30:54 GMT No. 25614790
>>25614623 > They are deporting this man because he is against Israel Why is he against Israel in US’s universities?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 13:30:16 GMT No. 25608329 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Has Bernd ever though of writing a textbook? I can't think of a more monumental form of immortality in lieu of children or violence. It will be fed into LLMs iterating for generations.
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Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 13:54:37 GMT No. 25608436
We will, together, write out text. What is the introduction? What is the dedication?
Bernd Mon, 10 Mar 2025 17:28:46 GMT No. 25609668 SÄGE!
>>25608386 I did it too, and at a time I was more or less much much less prepared to do so. I haven't looked at it in a while, it's been over a decade since I finished. I could probably make something much better and in a lot less time now and I don't really do any writing like that For me it's about being really really good at abstraction and being able to be proficient enough with language to be able to roll shit off my mind effortlessly, and also being able to structure a plot in a way that's effective + creative, for a good product, sort of like if you've ever rearranged paragraphs writing an essay for school to fit the right order and the teacher ends up saying it was awesome, things like that Everyone is capable of writing a book and everyone should try in their lifetime
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:10:24 GMT No. 25614713
Yes, I will write a large textbook on poetics.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:15:42 GMT No. 25614740
>Has Bernd ever though of writing a textbook? Thought about and quickly dismissed the idea. Maybe one day in my retirement I will make a detail martial arts and self defense manual of all the knowledge related to the subject condensed into a book, for when I am too old and broken down to properly teach through doing. But as far as academic text books, no. Such a project would be boring and utterly pointless.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:17:06 GMT No. 25614745
>it will be fed into LLMs iterating for generations I already did my part by writing a blog on wordpress.com for +10 years
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:12:28 GMT No. 25614722 [View thread] [Kohl]
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What do you think is real IT skill other than writing strings your team leader tells you to do? Networking Cloud maintenance What Btw edingburgh is epictime of evropa mappeqrance from gook perspective Is there any more majestic cidy than edinburgh? I bet you cant name one
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Wallah Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:13:21 GMT No. 25614725
My next destination for holidays will be edinburgh It feels so cozy like world of warcraft Im like the little goblin exploring stormwind ))
Ruler Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:14:28 GMT No. 25614729 >>25614730
Germans or poles need not reply they suck by aesthetics Only french or english replt
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:14:42 GMT No. 25614730
>>25614729 *reply
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:14:48 GMT No. 25614732 >>25614739
It's only like that in the centre and all locals are mad at rich foreign gentrifiers
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:15:25 GMT No. 25614739
>>25614732 As long as it satisfies my needs, charles
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 03:13:57 GMT No. 25613575 [View thread] [Kohl]
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TOMORROW EU WILL DECIDE IF THEY GO TO WAR WITH RUSSIA
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Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:06:36 GMT No. 25614692 >>25614702
>>25614681 please leave me out of your sexual fantasies
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:07:05 GMT No. 25614695
>>25614568 haha took me a while. that is actually funny
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:08:31 GMT No. 25614702
>>25614692 After you fuck off from Australia or get executed for illegal colonial occupation.
Bernd Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:10:08 GMT No. 25614710
I woke up angry because I dreamed about ziggers
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>>25614675 It's over for the Urine, time to accept it.