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repentant pedo
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I resent myself for being a pedo. I want to stop looking at kids, but its hard to control myself, like ending a drug addiction. Thought about seeing a therapist but scared they will report me. Religious so suicide is not an option. What should I do?

>>25623910
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where to go now waifuist is down?

>>25624370
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Why are poccnrs such bad drivers?

>>25624844
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These are the greatest games because they're so simple to get into. Just start the game and dive in. No retarded in-game cutscenes.

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>>22875748
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World War incoming

Third launch TODAY
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> SpaceX said the third test flight will tackle “a number of ambitious objectives” that build on the lessons learned from the previous outings. For instance, the company is aiming to fire one of Starship’s Raptor engines while in space, open and close the vehicle’s payload door and transfer propellant between two of Starship’s tanks in orbit. Finally, SpaceX is also hoping to show that Starship can carry out a controlled re-entry through Earth’s atmosphere before splashing down in the Indian Ocean.

>>22871121
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Heavy objects ACTUALLY fall faster than light objects. Yes, even in a vacuum. >What, OP? You're a dumb monkey, s = 1/2 * gt^2 where g = gravitational constant. Mass of the object doesn't matter. No, hear me out. A heavy object will literally pull the Earth to it more than a light object will. Thus shortening the distance of the impact. Any physicists can refute?

>>22876576
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It's over for programmer cuckolds.

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>>19379711
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How many American Bernds will be lucky to save their money from their banks today?

>>19381628
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US has third bank plummeting in two weeks despite all the regulatory measures Evergrande still stands lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/13/first-republic-drops-bank-stocks-decline.html

>>19383088
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Good afternoon Churka assaulted me physically for refusing to let them bring a 3rd roomate in the room, which is already fine for two people, with only 2 waredrobes. I hate churka fucking subhumans so much its unreal

>>19384899
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Development of average annual wages 2000–2020 (US$ PPP) - includes inflation. Poland: 2000 - 21,131 2020 - 32,527 Mexico: 2000 - 16,111 2020 - 16,230 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage Why are wages in Latino countries so stagnant? And why is Mexico performing so poorly while being a neighbor of the USA? If Poland was a neighbour of the USA, we would be much richer than Canada, that's for sure. Living in everlasting peace, having such a great neighbour, and still being shit - i can't comprehend it. Mexico doesn't even need to have an army, because the US Army is enough to guarantee security in the region.

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Strongest western countries Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:28:50 GMT No. 25593167 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Germany, USA, UK Reason: There is only russian propaganda against these countries. Other countries can be as russophobic as they want, and imageboards will ignore this, eg. France and Italy. Only Germany, America and Britain get attacked.
Total posts: 1, files: 0 (Drowned at Sat, 08 Mar 2025 16:26:55 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:49:29 GMT No. 25593168 SÄGE!
Piss dich.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:27:56 GMT No. 25593072 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Im eating all day long and im taking stomach pills yet my stomach isnt fixed yet. Thats what i get for trusting the science
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french kissing prostitutes Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 19:33:58 GMT No. 25587710 [View thread] [Kohl]
any of you ever done it?
Total posts: 62, files: 6 (Drowned at Sun, 09 Mar 2025 07:16:12 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:18:15 GMT No. 25591764
>>25591044 >>25591047 Vgolos
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:28:21 GMT No. 25591813
I had a jap hooker that had her (very long) tongue in my throat before even taking off her shoes. I was a bit surprised, but this continued all throughout and she was very into it, so who am I to complain.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:32:00 GMT No. 25591824
>>25587710 >french kissing prostitutes Yes. Thai ladyboys are the best kissers in my experience. Licking ass is quite good as well, can recommend. Licking puss is a bit more risky, you can get more kinds of STI. Don't do that Bernd.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 08:32:41 GMT No. 25591829
test
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:20:09 GMT No. 25593030
bump
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:10:59 GMT No. 25592985 [View thread] [Kohl]
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First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim Westside when we ride, come equipped with game You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
Total posts: 1, files: 1 (Drowned at Sat, 08 Mar 2025 15:52:42 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:12:29 GMT No. 25592992
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NIGGAS IFFY UH BLIQQY GOT THE STIFFY YUH
Only around 30 percent of Finns trust the US as allies Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:42:23 GMT No. 25592819 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Total posts: 10, files: 2 (Drowned at Sun, 09 Mar 2025 07:13:43 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:02:33 GMT No. 25592922
>>25592883 Why? OP wants to go to Finland not me oniontard
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:07:08 GMT No. 25592952
Finland is a based country usually, what happened?
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:09:54 GMT No. 25592977
Microsoft destroyed Nokia.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:12:16 GMT No. 25592990
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Lol, cucks
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:23:48 GMT No. 25593051 SÄGE!
>>25592879 Carlos!
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 18:56:58 GMT No. 25587460 [View thread] [Kohl]
Which programming language should I use to write a bot which posts "Shut the fuck up spic" in all Texasball threads? Is Bydlon a good choice?
Total posts: 27, files: 6 (Drowned at Sun, 09 Mar 2025 07:08:49 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:10:26 GMT No. 25592661 >>25592664
>>25592375 Proofs = working script. I thought about doing it in Bash but it turned out harder than expected.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:11:21 GMT No. 25592664 >>25592701
>>25592661 Sorry I can't be bothered to extract cookies from my browser
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:19:20 GMT No. 25592701 >>25592813
>>25592664 You don't need to do that unless you're an onion. What's your next excuse?
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:21:17 GMT No. 25592710 SÄGE!
s
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:41:10 GMT No. 25592813
>>25592701 everyone needs a cookie to post on kc
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 05:14:24 GMT No. 25591174 [View thread] [Kohl]
I saw the most beautiful little girl ive ever seen at mcdonalds earlier i wish i had taken a picture Also goodnight
Total posts: 6, files: 3 (Drowned at Sun, 09 Mar 2025 06:33:39 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 05:25:34 GMT No. 25591202
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>>25591174 You deserve to have a cute little picture of her. Goodnight sweet prince.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 05:26:31 GMT No. 25591203
Good nacht
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 07:54:18 GMT No. 25591676 >>25591680
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I saw some creep staring at my daughter earlier, wish he took a photo of her so I could call police.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 07:55:47 GMT No. 25591680
>>25591676 We've been over this. You don't have a daughter. That's a dead gopher in a doll's dress. Please take your meds.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:33:31 GMT No. 25592766
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>>25591174 Good morning sweet boy or afternoon don't ever feel bad
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 10:57:49 GMT No. 25592329 [View thread] [Kohl]
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I began to think of all Oocrainians as characters from kc. Ihor, his hoe, taxi, mobnique, crocs, the abstract sonbasket that is between them. Probably a terrible mistake to make, all kc oocrainians must be absolute geniuses in comparison to the rest of them. Even the bimber.
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Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:01:25 GMT No. 25592591 >>25592595 >>25592616 >>25592754
>>25592329 Ihor and his Bimbo were the cutest love story of the internet <3
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:01:54 GMT No. 25592595
>>25592591 Ihor_ass_lick.png
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:04:34 GMT No. 25592616
>>25592591 Yes it was a really cute story, i will never forget it
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:32:22 GMT No. 25592754 >>25592759
>>25592591 what you mean were
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:32:53 GMT No. 25592759
>>25592754 its over
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:47:25 GMT No. 25592516 [View thread] [Kohl]
Are Italian and French speaking Swiss white?
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Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:54:35 GMT No. 25592547
>>25592532 Every Swiss ball is Albanian and schizo.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:58:15 GMT No. 25592565 >>25592571
>>25592532 I wish he was actually Albanian instead of German, I hate him so much.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:58:32 GMT No. 25592567
French Speaking Swiss women make my penis stiff
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:58:55 GMT No. 25592571 >>25592734
>>25592565 marry me Lena
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:28:44 GMT No. 25592734
>>25592571 I'm not that whore. I'm Serbian.
Bernd Fri, 07 Mar 2025 23:30:22 GMT No. 25589514 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Hey there, European man. Noticed a different tone coming out of Вашингтон oblast? I really thing this is an organic change in the american public, and that they sincerely hate the european union. I really am convinced there aren't a bunch of russians that are gonna get their shit pushed and dick chopped off posting here under vpn.
Total posts: 18, files: 1 (Drowned at Sun, 09 Mar 2025 05:06:40 GMT)
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 09:32:54 GMT No. 25592031
>>25589525 doesnt matter if hes right
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:19:43 GMT No. 25592702
ppl must know
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:20:28 GMT No. 25592705
You are brown.
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:22:16 GMT No. 25592712 SÄGE!
>gypsy finds out about people getting brainwashed by different propaganda when party line changes
Bernd Sat, 08 Mar 2025 12:25:30 GMT No. 25592718
>>25589768 That's always been the case, and also opposite