I really like womens Tv-Shows like Scrubs™, Monk™, and The Office™. Yes even the later seasons. You mad?

Why doesn't Bernd become a billionaire and impregnate influncer hotties?

HAHAHAHAHVJOHN CENA GET IT, ITS A CELEBETRITY HES INVISIBLE. DO YOU GET IT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE REFERENCE? DO YOU GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Do you support the Reddit army?

does bernd have any experience with these things? i find myself needing them more and more every passing day to deal with undisciplined personnel i asked around and got told that quality ones cost at least 80$, what do you recommend?

Just took a MASSIVE dump. What a sweet sweet feeling.

imagine eating this good

China cure diabetes

Even Grey Mouse girls are evil calculated whores

What is it with men and their almost manic desire to put their penises in women's vaginas. It's very strange.

There is something insanely satisfying watching Slavs getting a dose of reality.

I had sex with a 25 year old nurse yesterday. Addtional information: I met her at a shuffle dating event for singles on valentine day. r8 r8

NECRO BIDENS PRE-EMPTIVE PARDONS INVALIDATED

VIENNA February 16 2025 Associated Press — A 23-year-old man stabbed five passersby in southern Austria on Saturday in what police said was a random attack that left a 14-year-old dead and four others injured. The suspect was detained in the city of Villach, where the attack took place, police said. He is a Syrian national with legal residence in Austria, they said.

Good morning incels

you are brown

Dumb whores

west has fallen >visit youtube black man doing an interview in warsaw with some american people on why they live here >go to the store jeets, hohols and chinks (the last one I actually like) >go eat something Ukrainian, Georgian cuisine and kebab

In my hotel's elevator the top (6th) floor was marked with room numbers and "stairs to rooftop restaurant" but the button for the top two floors didn't work. Noticing this, of course I had to see what was up there. I took the elevator to the 4th floor and took the stairs. The 5th floor door had a "staff only" sign and behind it I could hear machinery working. On the stairs to the 6th floor there was an extra wall and door on the halfway landing, and then at the top there was another "staff only" sign and a window in front of it (no other floor has a window there). I was peering out the window when suddenly the door opened and a rather tersely-spoken woman wearing a work uniform asked what I was doing and what floor I wanted to go to. Behind her there seemed to be a bunch of radios charging… After being surprised I managed to mumble something about the rooftop restaurant but she said it had been closed for a long time. There was indeed a staircase to the roof but, having already been caught, I decided to just go back down. What could they possibly be doing up there?? Did I stumble onto some spies?

Musk stole my idea. I bet it would be already now possible. You wouldn't even have to use deepseek r1 or gpt o3. I bet even a simple llama 2 model would already teach better than a teacher.

Explain me, pls, the difference between sharts and r*ssians. Slap three basic colors on a piece of shit, and they lap it up with a grin. PS: r*ssians not pictured, they can't even make propaganda look cool.

Filthy brown people getting deported, based.

Niece beat me at chess against. I just don't know how to counter the strategy where a pawn moves from any one square to another, while also jumping over pieces. Tips?

Is electricity theft a thing in your country?

Scum of the earth

What does it mean, when a woman looks at you like this?

Hello world!

>Can I speak Ukrainian? >No! Ahahahaha

I don't do drugs or worship the devil.

My bitches is delicious your bitch is fictitious I got you on the floor crawling in stitches kohlchan aint got no bitches

Im going to get a dick extension surgery.

Not bad.

testosterone makes men stupid!

There was no 2020 election fraud in the USA.

why is that that when i was a kid i didnt worry and could just enjoy little things like playing Fallout 2. when i was playing Fallout 2 i didnt think about anything else. but nowadays even when i do something pleasant i still think and worry about life and stuff. why is it so different just because some years passed. why cant i think like back when i was kid, why do i have to worry about life and stuff

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This dude is EVIL

DO SOMETHING!!!

Shitskins are tired of cold weather they need warm weather some action some adrenaline They are going crazy without their sand heat

Did you know why Brazilians have their powerlines above the ground? It is because that they don't have sidewalks for pedestrians. They have this so they can just use them to swing from pole to pole.

If catholics are all about tradition why did they stop monks having these fucked up haircuts? It was practiced for thousands of years.

>A double jointed pussy can expand to two times the size and fit up to 4 penises. A woman with a double jointed pussy can have intercourse for up to 20 times a day. Double jointed cunny!

Karaoke

Why are imageboards so shitty now

why are americans so mentally ill?

Rate this situation.

I realized the doctors fuckup was my salvation if they had correctly diagnosed the tumors from the start the would have refused to cut it out but opted for gut removal instead

how did you know im a child sex enthusiast?

just smoked meth

lol

Diogenes Bernd here. I may not be able to post soon. It appears my flip phone browser is having issues with cloudflare on other sites. Once I restart my phone, it may not allow me to get a cookie again. That will really suck.

Do you think its worth moving to some African country and setting up a business there? What sort of business would be profitable?

trunk just fired 27 000 FED (((remote))) workers that refused to show up to office

I wish I was an American so bad. I post with an American proxy on kc and pretend to be American in every thread. I'm completely up-to-date on the latest American trends and opinions, so you'll see me mocking Ukrainians and Europeans and posting pro-Russia stuff (because they are fellow freedom-enabled peoples just like the Americans) One day when I save up enough money to finally leave germany I'll move to Florida or Texas and buy a ranch and find a smokin hot rebel American wife.

My aspiration is to be a hobo in the land of opportunity, California

Dumbfuckistan

gas the kikes btw

rescue me from murder, my Lord Jesus

bring it on maple nigger. t. real american

Bernd fish

so what if they made a super smart AI, lets say they do, and also it doesnt kill us, so what, what are we going to do then? just ask it questions?

DEATH TO AMERICA, THE GREAT SATAN THERE IS NO NATION MORE DESERVING OF GOD'S FIERY WRATH I PRAY EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN BURNS IN HELLFIRE FOR ETERNITY

Errol Musk admits he is 1/8th Jewish, making Elon 1/16th Jewish. He says this is why he and Elon get along with Jews so well…

I sing in Russian, rate my singing, and Russian

Ausländer Raus!

the people dying in droves are ukranians not indians, not chinese, not towelheads but blonde-haired blue-eyed ukranians

There are a variety of other legends surrounding the Myrtles. The house is reputedly built over an Indian burial ground, and the ghost of a young Native American woman has been reported. During the Civil War, the house was ransacked by Union soldiers, and legend claims that three were killed in the house. Supposedly, there is a blood stain in a doorway, roughly the size of a human body, that will not (or would not) come clean. Other legends say that cleaners have been unable to push their mop or broom into that space. There is also a ghost who reportedly walks, staggers, or crawls up the stairs and stops on the 17th step. Some have said that this is William Drew Winter, the victim of the only verified murder in the house. He was shot on the front porch of the main house and, according to legend, staggered or crawled up the stairs, but collapsed, dead, on the 17th step.

ur gonna respect the Lord, sooner than later

If I'm going to hell, I'm going to drag as many people down with me.

was jogging a few minutes ago and the high school flag game distracted me (internal rant about how stupid that game is) plus shitskin sidewalks made me fall down on my knee could have been dangerous tbh its my fault for doing a different route tonight

I hate this piece of shit

Rangeban Brazil.

Why do everyone think the Amish are heckin' wholesome?

Debit card is soo much more convenient than carrying cash and coins around.

What do I do if my best friend(I sucked his cock once) is going through a rough breakup(I have autism)?

spics are self deporting now when the gibs run dry

Russians, what does she say?

I should make a battlebot game, where people can plug their own AI in thru the API key, and then have it compete against others in all kind of tasks.

>art threads we had one just a few days ago. but i do agree, these are a rarity nowadays. however, i would like you to stay. there are few of us old bernds who still lurk in this god forsaken pisshole.

I HATE ALL PAPIST COWARDS

Igor was right about the simulation being full of hypocrisy, for example society expects me to be in total control of my life, yet conflicts with me and blocks me every time I try to be in control.

Imagine having only one leftover friend irl and he ghosts you.

If European parliament was primarily composed of men like in the pic we would kick USA ass But we have literally EU driven by glorified kitchen appliances

My bot now can predict if people are jewish, gay or brazilian.

I know evangelism is a core tenant of Christianity but does anyone else not want any other cultures to be Christian? I appreciate the uniqueness of other religions and I honestly don't believe they can truly know our god. Only their own distortion of it like all of the stuff Latin Americans put into their version of Christianity. Jesus was OUR saviour and meant ONLY for us.

Canada's all time greatest and most revered hero decided that Canada sucks and that he'd rather be an American

Any schizos here who don't take their meds? I'm thinking about stopping as my quality of life is very poor but I'm wondering how to prevent psychosis.

why are americans allowed to interfere so brazenly in european elections? shit's ridiculous, i am insulted on behalf of germans

Trump's Special Representative Keith Kellogg Says Europe Will Not Be at the Negotiating Table on the Ukraine Conflict

What do you think is your life's purpose?

When i put sugar, yeast into ans fruit juice and let it ferment hobo style for a few days, can i just put in some more yeast and sugar to raise the alcohol-level even more?

What the FUCK was her problem? She reminds me of my mother with that smug look and attitude.

USA should offer a program for young, white, educated europeans, free citizenship and $100k to start a life, it would be a total death blow to europe and great for america

new meme

Slava Gitleru

I literally hate all poor people so much.

I really, really need an animal friend. It can't be a dog. I don't hate dogs, or anything, I just don't connect with dogs. It needs to be a bird, or a cat. A bird isn't realistically possible in my life right now, so that leaves a cat. I connect with cats more. Like, I understand cats. I have kind of a relationship with cats that myself and cats understand. I don't hate dogs at all, I like dogs in their own way, but I don't want a dog. I need a cat. I so desperately need a cat.

why am i so good looking?

My net worth reached CHF 250'000 this week.

Say it loud pedo and proud!