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Diogenes Bernd here. I may not be able to post soon. It appears my flip phone browser is having issues with cloudflare on other sites. Once I restart my phone, it may not allow me to get a cookie again. That will really suck.
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Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 20:52:52 GMT No. 25450172 SÄGE! >>25450294 >>25450307 >>25450526
Who? You must have forgot your tripcode
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:13:52 GMT No. 25450294
>>25450172 I don't use one. That's not how it works for a lot of users. When you change IP address just from daily changes, often you have to do a cloudflare challenge to acquire a new cookie.
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:14:37 GMT No. 25450307
>>25450172 The toenail bernd.
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:16:07 GMT No. 25450311 >>25450406
I noticed Pale Moon wasn't allowed by Cloudflare and even the soyboys at hacker news noticed it too https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42953508
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:30:51 GMT No. 25450406 >>25450434
>>25450311 My browser is out of date and I can't update it on this old flip phone.
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:34:29 GMT No. 25450434 >>25450513
>>25450406 Get a new phone and cut your toenails
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:43:03 GMT No. 25450513 >>25450607 >>25451157
>>25450434 I have to go into a clinic to have that taken care of. I'm blind almost. I can't see that far to cut them, plus I shake too much anyway. I don't do smartphones or computers. At all. I just tested it out and sure enough, it wouldn't let me post. Then I restarted and got an IP from awhile back, and it says I already have a cookie. But sooner or later, I will not be able to post anymore. Fuck this is going to suck. This is about the only socializing I ever have.
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:44:28 GMT No. 25450526
>>25450172 What is a tripcode?
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 21:56:16 GMT No. 25450607
>>25450513 This is going to wreck my social life with other bernds.
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 23:29:23 GMT No. 25451157 >>25451214
>>25450513 Can you really not get another phone, even cheap flip or smart? It's worth it for socialing. Also, can't you just manually extend cookie life? That worked with some sites for me.
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 23:41:05 GMT No. 25451214 >>25451284
>>25451157 No, if I get another phone it will be the exact same kind just for voice and text. I don't use phones with touch screens. It takes too long to use and I would just be wiping it down constantly. My brain is wired funny. The browser I am using is almost ten years out of date, I think. It looks like a phone from the early 2000s or dial-up 56k modem with Netscape Navigator.
Bernd Sat, 15 Feb 2025 23:55:55 GMT No. 25451284 >>25451805
>>25451214 Oh, I know. I used the ancient Presto Opera until I lost the cookies there somehow and ragequit. It was very unfortunate. But when it was still working, I occasionally edited the cookie inside to make it live longer, because it didn't automatically. But what do I know, I'm an idiot.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 01:36:13 GMT No. 25451805 >>25451894
>>25451284 How long does a Kohlchan challenge cookie last? A year? I don't know how to even access cookies on this browser. It has no manual.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 01:37:01 GMT No. 25451811 >>25451938
You have a computer, bruv. Time to get it out of the box and join the rest of the world.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 01:56:01 GMT No. 25451894 >>25451948
>>25451805 I don't know, with my dynamic IP, every time I switch off, I have to do it every day. Some browsers have cookies editor built in like presto, some require tinkering. You can try to google it, but I guess you have eyesight problems... Yeah.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 02:06:28 GMT No. 25451938 >>25451954
>>25451811 It's already old and I don't have internet at all anyway. How do you remember that far back? This is all I have for a device and data plan.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 02:09:15 GMT No. 25451948
>>25451894 I'm limited to one page of search results. Many websites just have a cloudflare landing page that says my browser is unsupported.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 02:11:28 GMT No. 25451954 >>25452039
>>25451938 I remember everything I talk to you lot about. You can get a prepaid hotspot that will work. I dated some paralegal at some point whose only internet was a hotspot like that. I think its 80 dollars or so for the device and then 39 per month, but its prepaid so you don't have to deal with utilities if you don't want. You could use that with your computer and make it work. Or just get a new phone, there are really cheap ones that work 10x better than your feature phone. Just figure it out, there are lots of options. Don't leave Bernd high and dry.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 02:36:19 GMT No. 25452039 >>25452093
>>25451954 The only other phone is smartphones. If they had a flip phone with a supported browser I would do it. I don't leave. Ever. I'm not set up to get one delivered either. It's an hour away. Where I am, you can only get internet from under the ground and it works but I am just too scared to use it. Someone will end up hacking me again or trying to harm me in some way. I may just lurk after the cookie goes out.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 02:49:04 GMT No. 25452093 >>25452817 >>25452834
>>25452039 If you can get cell service, you can get a hotspot, because its literally just cell service that you use to tether to a computer. But your best bet is a smartphone. I thought you had a help helper or a family member that drops groceries and the like for you. Cant you just ask them to pick up a cell phone for you?
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 06:40:47 GMT No. 25452817
>>25452093 I can't touch glass or screens at all. My brain would never adjust to something like that. It's so difficult to explain. Just having a new envelope inside the room has caused my blood pressure to spike. I have severe phobias of specific experiences, changes, sounds, feelings, etc.
Bernd Sun, 16 Feb 2025 06:48:30 GMT No. 25452834
>>25452093 But I might could get a newer model flip phone that will work close to what I am used to now. I'm trying to figure it out. I'd like to be able to get therapy again one day. This is just complex to explain.
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