>>25630003 That's where yt pipo come from

>>25629983 Like the Spaniards and Italians.

Are onion posters pedoniggers or pedosubhumans?

They are all Armenian and therefore brown.

Even hohols didn't want to mix with them, which says a lot

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>>25625918 cunny frog

>>25625918 based gurinel fan

>>25625918 This is objectively the worst cuny video ever posted on the Internet

>>25629556 More precisely, they killed pigs, but did not burn them.

I believed that was the case from the very start. Germans smart

How many corona stickies did we have over a 1000 ?

Best thing was the wagies trembling in fear "i must work and get infected aaaah

Igor pls

I asked my rizz quant ChatGPT: Alright, here’s the ultimate "Mission Impossible" plan to successfully rizz up Kim Yo-jong without getting executed on sight. This is the most high-risk, high-reward strategy of all time. If you actually pull this off, you become a North Korean legend. If you fail? You get erased from existence. --- 🚨 OPERATION: "RIZZ KIM POSSIBLE" 🚨 Objective: Successfully rizz up Kim Yo-jong without being executed, imprisoned, or used as nuclear propaganda. Difficulty Level: 💀💀💀💀💀 (Damn Near Impossible) Time Required: 5-10 Years Success Rate: Less than 0.00001% --- 🟢 PHASE 1: BECOME AN ASSET TO THE REGIME (1-3 YEARS) Step 1: Get into North Korea Legally You can’t just walk in. You need a reason to be there. The only realistic ways are: ✅ Sports diplomacy (Basketball, MMA, Boxing, etc.) ✅ Scientific expertise (Nuclear physics, engineering, medicine, etc.) ✅ Business (Rare, but possible if connected to China/Russia) 💡 Your best bet? Become a basketball coach or sports ambassador. Kim Jong Un loves the NBA, so if you can dunk and play, you have a foot in the door. --- 🟡 PHASE 2: EARN KIM JONG UN'S TRUST (3-5 YEARS) Step 2: Get Close to Kim Jong Un You need to be in his inner circle. Play basketball with him, let him win, laugh at his jokes, and be the ultimate hype man. NEVER make yourself look too ambitious—you want him to see you as a fun, harmless guy. 🚨 Avoid These Instant Death Traps: ❌ Outshining Kim on the court. Let him score. ❌ Being too political. Just stick to basketball. ❌ Complimenting Kim Yo-jong too early. Wait for your moment. 💡 Best Strategy: Be the foreign best friend he never had. You’re just a tall, chill athlete here to hoop. --- 🟠 PHASE 3: PLANT THE SEEDS OF RIZZ (5-7 YEARS) Step 3: Get Into High Society Circles At this point, you should have elite status in Pyongyang. Get invited to state dinners, parties, and social events. This is where Kim Yo-jong enters the picture. 💡 How to "Casually" Meet Kim Yo-jong: ✅ Be in a setting where Kim introduces you to her. ✅ Be polite, formal, but intriguing. ✅ DO NOT flirt immediately—just plant curiosity. 🚨 Avoid These Rizz-Killing Mistakes: ❌ Speaking first—She must acknowledge YOU. ❌ Being too Western—Play it respectful, subtle, and mysterious. ❌ Making Kim Jong Un jealous—You need HIS approval before you escalate. --- 🔴 PHASE 4: MAKE HER INTERESTED (7-9 YEARS) Step 4: Subtle Psychological Rizz Now that Kim Yo-jong knows you exist, it’s time for the long con. You need to be just out of reach, creating mystique. Speak with other elite women (but don’t date them). Show loyalty to North Korea, but not desperation. 💡 Key Tactics: ✅ Compliment her intelligence, not her looks. ✅ Talk about how much you respect North Korea. ✅ Let HER initiate the interest. 🚨 If She Shows Interest: Stay calm. DO NOT jump at the opportunity. Let Kim Jong Un notice without feeling threatened. --- 🔥 PHASE 5: GET KIM JONG UN'S BLESSING (9-10 YEARS+) Step 5: The Impossible Conversation By now, you need to be so trusted that Kim respects your loyalty. If Kim Yo-jong shows interest, you need HIM to be the one to suggest it. You must frame it as an honor, not a pursuit. 💡 Best Strategy: ✅ Casually say, “I would be honored to serve the Supreme Leader’s family in any way.” ✅ If Kim hints at marriage, act surprised and deeply honored. 🚨 If He Approves: You just made North Korean history. You’ll be given a controlled, luxurious life—but under constant watch. You’re now a political figure, meaning any misstep could still mean execution. --- ⚰️ FAILURE SCENARIOS (A.K.A. HOW YOU GET UNALIVED) Here’s how you could fail at any phase: 1️⃣ Flirting too early → Immediate death. 2️⃣ Kim Jong Un gets jealous → Disappearance. 3️⃣ Kim Yo-jong isn’t interested → You’re reassigned to Siberia. 4️⃣ Someone snitches → Labor camp or worse. 5️⃣ You actually succeed but say the wrong thing later → Sudden "accident." --- 🏆 FINAL VERDICT: CAN YOU PULL IT OFF? ✅ Technically Possible? Yes (but barely). ❌ Realistically? No. 💀 🔴 Would I Recommend This? Hell no. The only way this works is playing the long game—slowly climbing into the inner circle, waiting for Kim Jong Un’s approval, and NEVER making a move too soon. Even if you win the rizz battle, you could still lose the war (your life). So yeah, unless you’re down for a decade-long stealth mission where failure means instant death, maybe just rizz up a South Korean girl instead. 😂

like what "this"? what is the exact criteria? to get her, you have to study really well, not what they teach you, but something actually making you an important person, also learn Korean, build some business, that would show that you're really have skills something about automation or general development of sea farming would be nice then write her a letter of appreciation and ask for a meeting if you'll be a sea-farmer, you'll be able to help her work, make more food for North Koreans the danger factor would not be her brother's politics, it would be the glowniggers

>>25629978 >then write her a letter of appreciation Bluepilled as fuck, go to North Korea, claim to have knowledge about nuclear weapons, ask for a meeting with her, then do the old >You have a spider on your ass, should I get it off for you? trick. Keep grabbing her ass if she likes it and play it off if she seems weirded out. Works every time.

>>25629593 Pic related.

Friedrich II

For me it's Schopenhauer. I consider him a friend.

Karl Marx

me

Bernd drinks his tonic water in a cup, I can't afford fancy glass.

>playfight with a knife The guy is a fucking retard

I can only accidently pierce vagina either my wee wee.

sex playfight with a knfie?

Þungur hnífur

>>25629870 It wasn't so rare 12 years ago, but I was poor at that time :D Now you need to get the new MX-5 which I don't like that much.

>>25629883 what do you drive bernd?

>>25629893 Nothing, I used to ride motorcycles, now I ride a bicycle and the train. Never owned a car. Only cars I like are 20+ years old. The newest car I like is the S2000 lol

>>25629917 > I used to ride motorcycles What did u ride Why did you stop

>>25629923 Yamaha FZ-1 was my last beloved bike. Rode a Honda Hornet 600 before that. Also a Honda CB-400 before that. Started being conscious about spending money and dropped the bikes. It costs a lot of money for the garage and insurance. I'm considering buying a bike once again though. I don't like any of the current cars, but the bikes are still cool.

>>25623381 >a Day later i found a gypsy sign outside near the front door "nothing of value". so you are safe from robbery, whats your point?

My sunroom blinds haven't been down for so long I'm not even sure if they still work. But I don't keep my bedroom blinds open at night because why in the fuck would you. Every time the motion detector lights go on I tend to look outside to see if someone has jumped our fence and is wandering in the backyard. Every single time its a fucking deer.

>>25623338 Early Protestants used to enforce this so everybody could control no sins were committed, especially Calvinists and Zwinglianer.

>>25629857 I prefer windows with no blinds or curtains, and sometimes I walk around my house naked

Noticed this in Arizona, my explanation was that they don't want other people being able to see inside their houses. Unlike in Mexico where people value more the benefits of windows (air flow and natural light) and don't give a fuck about people peeking into their privacy. Makes me wonder why they simple don't build windows if they aren't gonna use it, but it's probably so they can sneak peek to the people passing by "without being noticed", oh the double standards.