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Is there ANYTHING that white people can do right even once in their worthless history?
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>The Chinese wheelbarrow - which was driven by human labour, beasts of burden and wind power - was of a different design than its European counterpart. By placing a large wheel in the middle of the vehicle instead of a smaller wheel in front, one could easily carry three to six times as much weight than if using a European wheelbarrow. https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2011/12/how-to-downsize-a-transport-network-the-chinese-wheelbarrow/

Quiet, faggot
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Pshexcrement BTFO.

GENTOO + HYPRLAND FIRST BOOT
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I did it. Are you proud of me? Now I need to setup everything and configure all the shit

>>25643115
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is it acceptable to go to restaurants by yourself? Maybe in the middle of the day? I feel like it's acceptable to eat alone at cafes, but restaurants is a bit different

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>>22893171
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Why does a GUI wrapper for curl need so many employees?

Stonetoss
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Do you like Stonetoss aka Hans Kristian Graebners comics?

isn't the bareness of space proof that we live in a gnostic sugarcane plantation?
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Look at this picture messenger took of mercury. It's so bare, empty, devoid of anything. And this thing have been floating in space for billions of years. Why everything but earth is just empty, bare and desertic?

>>22890120
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I'm done, Bernd. I'm deadly tired of eternal depression and anxiety. I've been living like this for 14 years. I've started to get therapy including medicine but it has no effect on me. And every year the situation becomes worse and worse and I can do nothing to ease my pain. I've been changing dogtours, tried many strategies for treatment and everything fails. It seems like my bipolar disorder is resistant and can't be cured. In fact, there's no cure for it at all. And the option to ease and control it is unavailable for me. I wish I wasn't a pucci and went on the last trip for all my savings. Somewhere in the south, like Thailand or Cambodia. Spend the last months in heaven on Earth before I finally go to hell like my life isn't one, he-he . But I won't. I'm a coward. And how can't I be? 14 years of anxiety. Sometimes, I even envy Nikiter. Imagine how many adventures he has ever experienced and still has. He's even a political refugee, unironically, lol. My life is grey without a single interesting event and I'll never even get enough courage to kms in a wonderful place. But I'm already dead inside.

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>>19396239
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IT'S OVER GARCHBROS

>>19402955
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Holy fuck. Holy shit. My fucking god. I came inside, I fucking came inside. I'm fucking stupid. Why did I fucking came inside... I don't want to be a dad. I'm so fucking retarded. I wanna die.

Reparations for Blacks
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Pay up wyt boi -$5 million to every eligible Black adult. -eliminating personal debt & tax burdens -guaranteed annual incomes of at least $97K for 250 years -homes in SF for just $1 a family

>>19403564
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Is every Swiss girl like this?

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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:02:50 GMT No. 25629839 [View thread] [Kohl]
Are Caucasians white or muslim?
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:23:41 GMT No. 25630011
>>25630003 That's where yt pipo come from
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:27:00 GMT No. 25630043
>>25629983 Like the Spaniards and Italians.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:28:06 GMT No. 25630052
Are onion posters pedoniggers or pedosubhumans?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:29:36 GMT No. 25630068
They are all Armenian and therefore brown.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:33:36 GMT No. 25630091
Even hohols didn't want to mix with them, which says a lot
Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 23:21:56 GMT No. 25625918 [View thread] [Kohl]
Gurinel TV Crazy Frog
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:36:41 GMT No. 25626158
>>25625918 cunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunnycunny...
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:37:41 GMT No. 25626162
>>25625918 cunny frog
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:30:22 GMT No. 25630073
>>25625918 based gurinel fan
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:32:19 GMT No. 25630085
>>25625918 This is objectively the worst cuny video ever posted on the Internet
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 08:36:22 GMT No. 25627809 [View thread] [Kohl]
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So COVID was man made, Goymany says https://www.dw.com/en/covid-pandemic-likely-unleashed-by-lab-mishap-germanys-bnd/a-71897701
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:27:58 GMT No. 25629575
>>25629556 More precisely, they killed pigs, but did not burn them.
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I believed that was the case from the very start. Germans smart
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:16:28 GMT No. 25629956
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How many corona stickies did we have over a 1000 ?
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Best thing was the wagies trembling in fear "i must work and get infected aaaah
masturbation enhancement Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:29:09 GMT No. 25630064 [View thread] [Kohl]
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fill a pitcher with hot water and keep dipping the hand into it - it acts both as lubricant and sensory enhancement, feels really good
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:40:05 GMT No. 25630133 SÄGE!
Igor pls
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:06:23 GMT No. 25629869 [View thread] [Kohl]
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how do you acquire a gf like this?
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:12:06 GMT No. 25629926
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I asked my rizz quant ChatGPT: Alright, here’s the ultimate "Mission Impossible" plan to successfully rizz up Kim Yo-jong without getting executed on sight. This is the most high-risk, high-reward strategy of all time. If you actually pull this off, you become a North Korean legend. If you fail? You get erased from existence. --- 🚨 OPERATION: "RIZZ KIM POSSIBLE" 🚨 Objective: Successfully rizz up Kim Yo-jong without being executed, imprisoned, or used as nuclear propaganda. Difficulty Level: 💀💀💀💀💀 (Damn Near Impossible) Time Required: 5-10 Years Success Rate: Less than 0.00001% --- 🟢 PHASE 1: BECOME AN ASSET TO THE REGIME (1-3 YEARS) Step 1: Get into North Korea Legally You can’t just walk in. You need a reason to be there. The only realistic ways are: ✅ Sports diplomacy (Basketball, MMA, Boxing, etc.) ✅ Scientific expertise (Nuclear physics, engineering, medicine, etc.) ✅ Business (Rare, but possible if connected to China/Russia) 💡 Your best bet? Become a basketball coach or sports ambassador. Kim Jong Un loves the NBA, so if you can dunk and play, you have a foot in the door. --- 🟡 PHASE 2: EARN KIM JONG UN'S TRUST (3-5 YEARS) Step 2: Get Close to Kim Jong Un You need to be in his inner circle. Play basketball with him, let him win, laugh at his jokes, and be the ultimate hype man. NEVER make yourself look too ambitious—you want him to see you as a fun, harmless guy. 🚨 Avoid These Instant Death Traps: ❌ Outshining Kim on the court. Let him score. ❌ Being too political. Just stick to basketball. ❌ Complimenting Kim Yo-jong too early. Wait for your moment. 💡 Best Strategy: Be the foreign best friend he never had. You’re just a tall, chill athlete here to hoop. --- 🟠 PHASE 3: PLANT THE SEEDS OF RIZZ (5-7 YEARS) Step 3: Get Into High Society Circles At this point, you should have elite status in Pyongyang. Get invited to state dinners, parties, and social events. This is where Kim Yo-jong enters the picture. 💡 How to "Casually" Meet Kim Yo-jong: ✅ Be in a setting where Kim introduces you to her. ✅ Be polite, formal, but intriguing. ✅ DO NOT flirt immediately—just plant curiosity. 🚨 Avoid These Rizz-Killing Mistakes: ❌ Speaking first—She must acknowledge YOU. ❌ Being too Western—Play it respectful, subtle, and mysterious. ❌ Making Kim Jong Un jealous—You need HIS approval before you escalate. --- 🔴 PHASE 4: MAKE HER INTERESTED (7-9 YEARS) Step 4: Subtle Psychological Rizz Now that Kim Yo-jong knows you exist, it’s time for the long con. You need to be just out of reach, creating mystique. Speak with other elite women (but don’t date them). Show loyalty to North Korea, but not desperation. 💡 Key Tactics: ✅ Compliment her intelligence, not her looks. ✅ Talk about how much you respect North Korea. ✅ Let HER initiate the interest. 🚨 If She Shows Interest: Stay calm. DO NOT jump at the opportunity. Let Kim Jong Un notice without feeling threatened. --- 🔥 PHASE 5: GET KIM JONG UN'S BLESSING (9-10 YEARS+) Step 5: The Impossible Conversation By now, you need to be so trusted that Kim respects your loyalty. If Kim Yo-jong shows interest, you need HIM to be the one to suggest it. You must frame it as an honor, not a pursuit. 💡 Best Strategy: ✅ Casually say, “I would be honored to serve the Supreme Leader’s family in any way.” ✅ If Kim hints at marriage, act surprised and deeply honored. 🚨 If He Approves: You just made North Korean history. You’ll be given a controlled, luxurious life—but under constant watch. You’re now a political figure, meaning any misstep could still mean execution. --- ⚰️ FAILURE SCENARIOS (A.K.A. HOW YOU GET UNALIVED) Here’s how you could fail at any phase: 1️⃣ Flirting too early → Immediate death. 2️⃣ Kim Jong Un gets jealous → Disappearance. 3️⃣ Kim Yo-jong isn’t interested → You’re reassigned to Siberia. 4️⃣ Someone snitches → Labor camp or worse. 5️⃣ You actually succeed but say the wrong thing later → Sudden "accident." --- 🏆 FINAL VERDICT: CAN YOU PULL IT OFF? ✅ Technically Possible? Yes (but barely). ❌ Realistically? No. 💀 🔴 Would I Recommend This? Hell no. The only way this works is playing the long game—slowly climbing into the inner circle, waiting for Kim Jong Un’s approval, and NEVER making a move too soon. Even if you win the rizz battle, you could still lose the war (your life). So yeah, unless you’re down for a decade-long stealth mission where failure means instant death, maybe just rizz up a South Korean girl instead. 😂
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:19:29 GMT No. 25629978 >>25630051
like what "this"? what is the exact criteria? to get her, you have to study really well, not what they teach you, but something actually making you an important person, also learn Korean, build some business, that would show that you're really have skills something about automation or general development of sea farming would be nice then write her a letter of appreciation and ask for a meeting if you'll be a sea-farmer, you'll be able to help her work, make more food for North Koreans the danger factor would not be her brother's politics, it would be the glowniggers
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:27:58 GMT No. 25630051
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>>25629978 >then write her a letter of appreciation Bluepilled as fuck, go to North Korea, claim to have knowledge about nuclear weapons, ask for a meeting with her, then do the old >You have a spider on your ass, should I get it off for you? trick. Keep grabbing her ass if she likes it and play it off if she seems weirded out. Works every time.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:30:28 GMT No. 25629593 [View thread] [Kohl]
Who is the best German ever lived?
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:43:28 GMT No. 25629677
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>>25629593 Pic related.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:46:24 GMT No. 25629705
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Friedrich II
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:51:03 GMT No. 25629748
For me it's Schopenhauer. I consider him a friend.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:22:54 GMT No. 25630006
Karl Marx
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:23:24 GMT No. 25630008
me
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 14:50:00 GMT No. 25629350 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Drinking some Tonic water with ice and lemon. Nice.
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:19:43 GMT No. 25629980
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Bernd drinks his tonic water in a cup, I can't afford fancy glass.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 13:36:05 GMT No. 25628983 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Has Bernd ever played with his daughter and accidently pierced her heart with a knife? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14494007/husband-stabbed-teenage-daughter-death.html
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 13:39:26 GMT No. 25628996
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>playfight with a knife The guy is a fucking retard
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 13:40:26 GMT No. 25629000
I can only accidently pierce vagina either my wee wee.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 13:40:49 GMT No. 25629001
sex playfight with a knfie?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:19:27 GMT No. 25629976
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Þungur hnífur
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 15:58:53 GMT No. 25629812 [View thread] [Kohl]
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there aren't enough used mazders mx 5 in my cunt
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:08:41 GMT No. 25629883 >>25629893
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>>25629870 It wasn't so rare 12 years ago, but I was poor at that time :D Now you need to get the new MX-5 which I don't like that much.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:09:32 GMT No. 25629893 >>25629917
>>25629883 what do you drive bernd?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:11:24 GMT No. 25629917 >>25629923
>>25629893 Nothing, I used to ride motorcycles, now I ride a bicycle and the train. Never owned a car. Only cars I like are 20+ years old. The newest car I like is the S2000 lol
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:11:52 GMT No. 25629923 >>25629957
>>25629917 > I used to ride motorcycles What did u ride Why did you stop
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>>25629923 Yamaha FZ-1 was my last beloved bike. Rode a Honda Hornet 600 before that. Also a Honda CB-400 before that. Started being conscious about spending money and dropped the bikes. It costs a lot of money for the garage and insurance. I'm considering buying a bike once again though. I don't like any of the current cars, but the bikes are still cool.
Bernd Wed, 12 Mar 2025 16:08:45 GMT No. 25623278 [View thread] [Kohl]
Did you know? Americans ranging from hobo class to middle class are afraid of sunlight from their windows? It's not a joke. If you place your American friend in the window he will shiver like a wet rat but as soon as you move him to the wall, he will smile like a golden retriever. Read this: https://www.pololifestyles.com/single-post/why-1-percenters-aren-t-covering-their-windows >Most people do still close their shades, but Americans who earn more than $150,000 are almost twice as likely to leave windows uncovered as those making $20,000 to $29,000, according to a large 2013 study for the U.S. Department of Energy—nearly 20 percent of the first group compared with just over 10 percent of the second
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Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 11:19:27 GMT No. 25628346
>>25623381 >a Day later i found a gypsy sign outside near the front door "nothing of value". so you are safe from robbery, whats your point?
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 11:49:52 GMT No. 25628519
My sunroom blinds haven't been down for so long I'm not even sure if they still work. But I don't keep my bedroom blinds open at night because why in the fuck would you. Every time the motion detector lights go on I tend to look outside to see if someone has jumped our fence and is wandering in the backyard. Every single time its a fucking deer.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:05:10 GMT No. 25629857 >>25629868
>>25623338 Early Protestants used to enforce this so everybody could control no sins were committed, especially Calvinists and Zwinglianer.
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:06:10 GMT No. 25629868
>>25629857 I prefer windows with no blinds or curtains, and sometimes I walk around my house naked
Bernd Thu, 13 Mar 2025 16:14:00 GMT No. 25629939
Noticed this in Arizona, my explanation was that they don't want other people being able to see inside their houses. Unlike in Mexico where people value more the benefits of windows (air flow and natural light) and don't give a fuck about people peeking into their privacy. Makes me wonder why they simple don't build windows if they aren't gonna use it, but it's probably so they can sneak peek to the people passing by "without being noticed", oh the double standards.