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>>25767810
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American economy about to get fucked.

>>25767326
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The Drumpf tax list just dropped

>>25767486
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He unironically put a 10% tax on to us for literally nothing what the fuck i am reading

>>25766690
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Protestants cant make good musi-

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>>23080875
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Did you know that, infamous ROMAnian president used to rob guestrooms of places he stayed in? After he robbed the guestroom of French government, the French warned British that ROMAnian president was a gypsy and a thief, afterwards Queen Elizabeth stripped the room gypsy would be staying. Do you know of any other president of any country which did same? I think even Africans don't do this

>>23079171
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Just got back from the hairdresser with a new cut.

>>23079001
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Project V.L.A.D.A
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Post all what you have with her.

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>>19590271
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Boy I sure love smoking, cigarettes are yummy in my tummy and make me look cool. Cigarettes raise your T levels and we should bring back chainsmoking to counter the soy problem. Bout to go out and buy myself another pack of Marlboro reds.

>>19586586
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Quite surprisingly our cucks still managed to capture this trans-ukrainian navalnist terrorist bomber today. Anglo-hohols couldn't evac her, lmao.

>>19583968
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I need someone to explain to me where antisemitism comes from, seriously. People make unsubstantiated claims that seem utterly random to me, and they know they have no evidence for anything, because "the jews are hiding it". So how can you believe it?

>>19586736
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This guy posted on 4chan: > "Just shoot Chitwood in the head and he stops being a problem. They have to find a new guy to be the problem. But shooting Chitwood in the head solves an immediate problem permanently. Just shoot Chitwood in the head and murder him," Golden wrote on the platform on Feb. 22 Got 10 years of prison for that yesterday. Cool.

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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:01:48 GMT No. 25769223 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Does anyone else feel like they're watching life from behind a tv screen all the time? I even see static sometimes I can't handle being alive anymore bernds...
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:05:17 GMT No. 25769234
Some kind of Dissociative disorder. You can get neet bux for it, if you get diagnosed.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:09:06 GMT No. 25769244
Everything is boring because I see everything how it is, even I try to play a video game I see pixels and the numbers of stats first instead of the "experience". Same with movies it's hard to watch because I know they are actors.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:06:07 GMT No. 25769238 [View thread] [Kohl]
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>only manlets can ever look big without taking steroids its not fair
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:16:20 GMT No. 25769259 SÄGE!
Any manlet looks tiny when next to a real man.
Stalin the Jesuit priest Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:17:47 GMT No. 25769090 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Stalin decided to follow his early path as a Jesuit seminarian instead of turning to Marxism, and the Russian Civil War took a completely different turn. In this timeline: Instead of leading the Bolsheviks, Stalin becomes a charismatic Jesuit preacher, rallying White Army officers and soldiers. His fiery sermons about faith, tradition, and the dangers of atheistic communism unify the fractured White movement, turning them into a holy crusade against the Reds. With divine momentum, the Whites crush the Bolsheviks and execute Lenin at the pyre. In the aftermath, Stalin helps orchestrate Russia's conversion to Catholicism, with the Tsar submitting to Rome. The emperor saves his people from the Orthodox heresy, putting a hold on the eternal wrath of the Lord God. The new regime purges Marxist influences and aligns Russia with Vatican-backed monarchies, reshaping geopolitics. A "Holy Russian Empire" emerges, spanning from Eastern Europe to Siberia, with Stalin as its Cardinal-Protector and chief inquisitor against heresy, below the autocratic Tsar. The league of the three emperors is restored and Russia, Prussia and Austria-Hungary save the world against Jewish-Communism forever, crushing it utterly.
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:44:54 GMT No. 25769177 >>25769181
>>25769090 >Stalin decided to follow his early path as a Jesuit seminarian I think he was intending to be an orthodox priest, not a Jesuit
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:45:50 GMT No. 25769181 >>25769186
>>25769177 That's what (((they))) told you
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:47:07 GMT No. 25769186
>>25769181 thats what every historical book I read on him said I dont think catholicism was a thing in Georgia
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:49:55 GMT No. 25769194
https://johnnycirucci.com/one-evil-joseph-stalin-ordained-jesuit-priest/ Open your eyes, there's still time
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:03:23 GMT No. 25769227
meanwhile, he fights the judeo-german union of internationalist socialists lead by adolf hitler
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 20:04:57 GMT No. 25767135 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Since science is so fantastic, powerful and important, USA is now giving away free scientists. How much better will Europe be after importing six zogillion free scientists from the USA? What improvements do you see them contributing to stunningly advanced and prosperous culture of Europe?
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:49:27 GMT No. 25769191
Majority of scientists my ass. You can't get funding for anything major outside of the US. Europe is mostly filled with lame cancer research - you're out of luck if you want to do something else.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:53:47 GMT No. 25769198
USAzil >Science and medicine is lies, just pray to jesus and inject bleach and horse dewormer okay?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:55:54 GMT No. 25769202 >>25769214
Why do leftists like to dye their hair so much?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:59:29 GMT No. 25769214
>>25769202 Self expression
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:01:29 GMT No. 25769221
>>25767199 >A professor (a real one, not social science) at a German university ... usually have generous additional income
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 19:11:58 GMT No. 25766709 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Do you like to listen to opera?
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 00:36:41 GMT No. 25768541 >>25768593
Only the most popular arias and duets, you mad?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 00:54:53 GMT No. 25768593
>>25768541 They last too long for contemporary attention spans, but if you watch them with subtitles it becomes easier and then you get used to it. There are many available on YouTube and specially on RuTracker. Beware of modern productions, as they often change the settings (e.g. Don Giovanni but in 1970's New York, Wagner but with Nazi uniforms and such) in order to make political "points". It's a disease. More traditional directors like Zeffirelli, Ponnelle and Otto Schenk can be trusted.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:15:57 GMT No. 25769085
Yes i do i like classical music more i don't listen to normie stuff only real music
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:23:56 GMT No. 25769108
Only occasionally and in small doses.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 05:00:50 GMT No. 25769220
nowadays is for women and fags, 200 years ago it was the banger !
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 23:27:41 GMT No. 25768332 [View thread] [Kohl]
Why do girls love horses so much? I don’t get it.
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 03:51:00 GMT No. 25769030
>>25768360 They say dogs are dangerous but these kritters can literary chimp out from their own farts
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:26:35 GMT No. 25769121
>>25768369 This.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:39:25 GMT No. 25769159
>>25768332 Because horse is a nigger animal. Oversized horny beast. Even has more natural gayness than most mammals.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:40:40 GMT No. 25769162
>>25768966 Yeah, this. Horses aren't smart enough or considerate enough to tell your hand from other food. Funny how dogs are.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:51:05 GMT No. 25769196
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why do white little girls love horses so much? truly a mystery
Bernd Mon, 31 Mar 2025 07:47:09 GMT No. 25751018 [View thread] [Kohl]
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>What are you looking at, Bernd? What should you answer?
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Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:25:16 GMT No. 25765245
>>25765235 You don't have to spank her that's a kike fetish just play with her butt with your mouth and hands like an untainted pure soul
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>>25765044 What do tou have against anna? And please it's cunny don't swear
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 22:40:02 GMT No. 25768155
up
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:47:44 GMT No. 25769188
cunny
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 00:06:34 GMT No. 25768456 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Florida being sprayed with a mysterious fog there is strange objects and creatures in the fog IT FUCKING BLINKED
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 00:12:35 GMT No. 25768474
Nonfloridian gets hyped over floridathings.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 01:00:13 GMT No. 25768610 >>25768655
sauce? is this a yt vid ir something?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 01:18:49 GMT No. 25768655 >>25768669 >>25769184
>>25768610 https://banned.video/watch?id=67ed58ac80a4f1c76b55b6d6
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 01:23:19 GMT No. 25768669
>>25768655 thanks!
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:46:27 GMT No. 25769184
>>25768655 Danke!
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 05:16:45 GMT No. 25756618 [View thread] [Kohl]
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i masturbated to the dark hair gigashorthair girl on the left
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Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 20:08:01 GMT No. 25760472 >>25761325
>>25760423 He wasn't always so mean to boy lovers in discussions of Soviet child films. This is a new tack he has taken to distance himself from his obvious boy-curiosity, but it shines through anyway with his fixation on short hair. Even if he can't bring himself to fap to boys, you must admit the attraction is proximate.
Bernd Tue, 01 Apr 2025 22:12:30 GMT No. 25761325
>>25760472 so you're saying my arachnophobia is due to my desire to fuck spiders?
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Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 22:15:06 GMT No. 25767987 >>25769178
Why would you prefer boyish girls over girly girls?
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>>25767987 theyre much more interesting to talk to also more active, adventurous, inquisitive. girls normally are too quiet and boring to my taste
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 01:45:14 GMT No. 25762101 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Do bernd remember in what war, what battle, happened that engagement in which spartan soldiers took up the arms of fallen allied soldiers to disguise themselves so they would be given battle only for them to be defeated? I tried to ask AIs but they are amazingly dumb. Disapointed in them again.
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Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:01:15 GMT No. 25765114 >>25765168
Are you talking about the Battle of Leuctra - between Sparta and Thebes - during the Boetian war?
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:10:00 GMT No. 25765168 >>25765224
>>25765114 biggest nerd on casey award
Bernd Wed, 02 Apr 2025 15:21:26 GMT No. 25765224
>>25765168 I don't know, it might not be the right answer. The Battle of Lechaeum - during the Corinthian War - or the Battle of Sphacteria - during the Peloponnesian War - may have been what he was talking about. He really didn't give any specific details, and I don't think it is cogent that the Spartans would just fight more, just for the shits and giggles - I suppose he is mixing up reality with fiction.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:41:12 GMT No. 25769165 >>25769166
>>25762101 Did you find the answer?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:41:45 GMT No. 25769166
>>25769165 No I didn't It was a minor skirmish me thinks so I've given up
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