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>>25554257
R: 214 / F: 82

Car runs into a crowd of people in German Manheim.

>>25556435
R: 103 / F: 7

Couch in Ukrainian and Russian is ДИВАН (pronounced as deevan) the name JD Vance (jay deevans) makes a lot of sense now

>>25556157
R: 65 / F: 15

Romanians are white. Cope

>>25553673
R: 66 / F: 8

> there was no russification in USSR! < tertiary education was entirely in russian > b-b-b-but how can you make a Latvian and an Uzbek working in chelyabinsk understand each other? < Why do they need to understand each far away from their homelands? > reeeeeee nazi xoxol liberast!!1! Literally every time when sovok tries to refute the colonial nature of ussr.

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Russia-NATO war is inevitable at this point
R: 306 / F: 76

Recently Putin divided Western military district into two: Moscow and Leningrad districts. What he do it for? Simple. Because it's attack Baltic states from two directions. Moscow district will strike though Belarus to Latvia and probably Poland isolating Baltics from NATO. Leningrad will strike Latvia and Estonia. Don't forget Putin has nuclear weapons in Belarus. >Ha-ha, russian are dying in thousands in Ukraine, what are you talking about? Yeah, don't forget that the amount of military personnel in Baltic states is less than 50.000. Russias military reserve - 25 millions. It took 16 days for Russia to defeat Georgia. War will spark in this year. Why? 1. West hesitates. Hungary opposes NATO, Scholz is afraid to provoke Russia, republicans block aid. 2. US elections. Trump. They're not gonna fight for 1.5 million of people living in Baltic. 3. NATO supply shortages. 4. Russia is in a state of war. Constantly from now on. 5. Putin has only one strategy - raising the stakes. So, Bernd, prepare for war. Buy your own gear, weapons, take care of your body, health, teeth and so. War is inevitable. If you disagree you're either an idiot or a russian agent.

>>22774586
R: 326 / F: 115

New Brandon.

Mobnik finally got big news
R: 305 / F: 49

Guess what? Yeah I'm alive, but that's not it. Brief summary: We moved from Robotyne to the Mariinka direction. You might heard of Pobyeda, a tiny village with lots of fighting. The situation there was and is extremely hard even by our standards. Our command sent people to the village itself, they got killed, vounded and eventually evacuated. Thanks god I wasn't one of them. Then we started building a defensive line on its outskirts. The pidors allowed us to do it for some reason despite their full control of the sky. I helped load logs onto an m113, unload them on site and dig the trenches. People died during that process as well, but in smaller numbers. But then our company computer guy got demobilized, so I took his place. It was an awful job and a shitshow, but I managed. But wait, there's more, and it's the main part. After a week or so I got an offer to go to a rear unit from my m8, and I gladly took it. It seems like they offered it to everyone who had served since the creation of the brigade and didn't commit any fuckups aka СЗЧ, drunken misconduct, etc Long story short, I'm lying on a shitty bed somewhere in western Ukraine right now. I'm not sure for how long they'll let me stay here and do some silly duties, but I think I got at least a few months before they throw me to another combat brigade. So, happy ending of the mobnik saga?

>>22777956
R: 178 / F: 40

Imbecile nephew thread Two years ago that retard I can't believe that we are relatives by blood already was punished by a school principal, but I settled the problem. He said in the patriotic education lesson that V and Z symbols means Vladimir Zelensky and yelled Slava Ukraini. On Friday the fool wrote a little poem in English class, something like ...45 000 of bravest men Who died in vain On empty wastelands of Ukraine An English teacher she was employed during my school years and we are kinda frens wrote me in socials and told about it, saying that she must tell a principal about it, but she pretends that poem doesn't exist. How can I explain my relative stop doing this shit? I know that it was based according to KC, but I don't want that retard will be conscripted just after he graduated from school for his behaviour. His teachers are almost 100% pidorashkas and they are already watching him carefully.

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>>19285583
R: 359 / F: 59

The concept of "god" is so alien and unnecessary to me I don't understand why people even introduced it. Not to mention it's totally groundless. It's like believing in Santa Clause or the bogeyman. People should be embarrassed to admit they believe in such things.

Emigrating-
R: 160 / F: 41

I have a job offer in Norway. Its roughly the same salary (~90k) in Oslo. I am undecided. After spending so much time on KC I am convinced that Germany is a shithole that is doomed to fail and we will either all be replaced by arabs or a civil war will happen. However, its still my home country. Should I really emigrate? I have a good job and salary here and most importantly, is Norway even better than Germany, or am I just delaying the inevitable by another decade with leaving this shithole? Pls help Norge Bernds ;_; How is life? Whats Oslo like? I am already at A2 in Norwegian and lived abroad for 2 years, so its less about moving somewhere else, but this time a full emigration because of problems which might actually not be that serious but I fear /b/ has warped my mind

>>19287666
R: 100 / F: 8

Can't get over the fact my gf has fucked other men, when the post nut clarity hits I feel disgusted towards her being just a cum dumpster, how can men marry with such feels?

>>19288026
R: 114 / F: 24

Wagner chief Prigozhin tells Zelensky to abandon 'encircled' Bakhmut. Ukraine, you have fucking lost.

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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:47:18 GMT No. 25505744 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Your Nordic Aryan master race, Sir.
Total posts: 8, files: 1 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:49:12 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:48:27 GMT No. 25505752 >>25505770
Bjork was very pretty
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:49:31 GMT No. 25505759 >>25505770
She was so pretty
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:49:33 GMT No. 25505760
>>25505751 I wonder if the SS bantered between each other about this stuff. Probably not, at that level they're probably such spergs that it would end up in a pistol duel.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:51:54 GMT No. 25505770
>>25505752 >>25505759 Yeah, she was like a mongol beauty queen.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:57:16 GMT No. 25505791
Icelanders had a female Injun diluted their genes some 1000 years ago or so. Unironically.
The other battlefield Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:01:49 GMT No. 25505413 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Putin fighting to preserve his reputation vs. incel scene
Total posts: 10, files: 1 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:33:57 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:34:48 GMT No. 25505679 >>25505758
>>25505638 How many women even read that? Less than 200K for sure.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:40:29 GMT No. 25505707
>>25505427 Roasties mocking our supreme chudler, it is obvious.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:46:33 GMT No. 25505738
but putin likes boys
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:49:29 GMT No. 25505758
>>25505679 How many people try heroin? Still the best thing in the universe.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:52:28 GMT No. 25505771
Guy on the left: all possible children aborted Putin: 3 daughters and 2 sons
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:35:06 GMT No. 25504305 [View thread] [Kohl]
Seems like I won't go raus anytime soon. t,Ausländer
Total posts: 22, files: 5 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:30:41 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:55:33 GMT No. 25504919
>>25504686 same
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:56:08 GMT No. 25504923
ALBANIA
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:33:08 GMT No. 25505227 >>25505745
>>25504727 Of course we can. We'll just let you take a C1 language test and you're done.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:13:35 GMT No. 25505515
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>>25504305
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:47:41 GMT No. 25505745
>>25505227 I am safely B2. C1 can't be that much harder.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:32:05 GMT No. 25504726 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Why is USD such a shitcoin?
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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:37:45 GMT No. 25504771 >>25504787 >>25505651
Can you please stop posting this shit? Not all of us can become mountain jews.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:38:30 GMT No. 25504778
You are brown
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:39:27 GMT No. 25504787 >>25505730
>>25504771 they have a terrible iodine deficit, this people don't eat ocean products and it's showing
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:30:52 GMT No. 25505651
>>25504771 I'm Ausländer (white)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:44:42 GMT No. 25505730
>>25504787 All their nutrients washed into the Mediterranean Sad!
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:11:18 GMT No. 25504532 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Starting today, Germany is starting to raus all the criminal shitskins.
Total posts: 12, files: 2 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:17:51 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:36:30 GMT No. 25505687 >>25505701 >>25505728
Angry German Karen.mp4
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Who was to blame here?
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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:37:58 GMT No. 25505695
At least German cops can run. In America, they would have gotten winded after a couple of steps, pulled out their guns and smoked the guy so they wouldn't have to run after him.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:38:58 GMT No. 25505701
>>25505687 >we don't grill meats here in GERMANY, i'm gonna call the police! Was that the gist of the conversation? If so, definitely the Karen is in the wrong.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:44:09 GMT No. 25505728
>>25505687 What is she complaining about, the smoke/smell wafting towards her house?
Bernd moment, pls kill me Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:10:13 GMT No. 25505034 [View thread] [Kohl]
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I commented under a classfoto of my sister "I didn't know my sister had such cute girls in her class" on insta and my sister is very upset now and wishes me dead. I already deleted my account, but the pain lingers on. Never again social media, unless I'm completely anonymous on it.
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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:37:30 GMT No. 25505692
>>25505675 hate fun hate men
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:38:19 GMT No. 25505697
>>25505079 Show hand (with benis)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:38:44 GMT No. 25505700
>>25505689 this
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:39:30 GMT No. 25505703 >>25505720
>>25505399 Isn't she a 12 year old little girl? Germlinfs are pathetic. No wonder mudslimes are raping your sister's frens
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:42:46 GMT No. 25505720
>>25505703 She isn't a kid. Also, I was metaphorically speaking.
Seethe :D Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:51:25 GMT No. 25505322 [View thread] [Kohl]
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When Gukesh Dommaraju became the chess champion it was as sweet as Trump winning. :D
Total posts: 9, files: 1 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 22:07:16 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:21:31 GMT No. 25505589 >>25505622
>>25505562 I still dont see it without some exlpanation from pros
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:26:45 GMT No. 25505622 >>25505626
>>25505589 You don't need to be a pro to see this.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:27:20 GMT No. 25505626 >>25505652
>>25505622 actually you do that swedish commentator GM also didnt see it at first, IIRC
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:31:12 GMT No. 25505652
>>25505626 Noticing the tactic, especially in a real game, is not that easy, but if you were presented this position as a puzzle, you should be able to see it.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:40:44 GMT No. 25505709
Pajeets literally can't stop winning
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:18:44 GMT No. 25505567 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Government jobs are just another gibsmedat
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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:23:57 GMT No. 25505604 >>25505614 >>25505641 >>25505671
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>We don't need no government, Mr. Goldstein's company fully operated by AI and highly qualified Pajeets could take care of it more efficiently than this DEI niggers.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:25:04 GMT No. 25505612
>Andrew Torba I forgot about him is GAB still a thing? or he shut it down?
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:25:48 GMT No. 25505614
>>25505604 facebook literary has thousands of fat niggers with nails to long to even type
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:29:28 GMT No. 25505641
>>25505604 I'd rather the niggers starved.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:33:49 GMT No. 25505671
>>25505604 Read the OP gain, retard.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:11:12 GMT No. 25504530 [View thread] [Kohl]
So. What happened to krautchan.net, Switzerland?
Total posts: 7, files: 1 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 21:44:57 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:21:59 GMT No. 25504631
leased it to the catchanners
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:04:27 GMT No. 25505435 >>25505509
I love Helmut and I will never betray him by posting somewhere else.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:12:24 GMT No. 25505509 >>25505531
>>25505435 Thank you, all pedoniggers and schizo freaks should stay here on the glorious day the real KC returns.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:15:11 GMT No. 25505531 >>25505552
>>25505509 >the glorious day the real KC returns Just two more weeks!
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:16:35 GMT No. 25505552
>>25505531 The captcha brought old kc as close as it has been in 10 years. Now it's lost.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:30:14 GMT No. 25504708 [View thread] [Kohl]
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What is your opinion on this book? Why do you think it was made?
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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:14:43 GMT No. 25505522
>>25504715 >>25504730 The New Testament is composed of 27 books: >The 4 Gospels (St Matthew, St Mark, St Luke, St John). >Acts of the Apostles by St Luke. >The 14 Pauline Epistoles >7 Apostolical Epistoles (St James, St Peter [2], St John [3] and St Jude) >The Book of Revelations by St John. Even though the main focus of the New Covenant is the Gospels, the Gospels and the New Testament aren't synonimous.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:15:45 GMT No. 25505538
weak shit
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:16:07 GMT No. 25505544
gay shit
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:16:28 GMT No. 25505550
we need to go back to Torquemada
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:36:57 GMT No. 25505690 SÄGE!
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/24215622