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>>25554257
R: 223 / F: 83

Car runs into a crowd of people in German Manheim.

>>25556435
R: 146 / F: 14

Couch in Ukrainian and Russian is ДИВАН (pronounced as deevan) the name JD Vance (jay deevans) makes a lot of sense now

>>25556157
R: 73 / F: 15

Romanians are white. Cope

>>25553673
R: 66 / F: 8

> there was no russification in USSR! < tertiary education was entirely in russian > b-b-b-but how can you make a Latvian and an Uzbek working in chelyabinsk understand each other? < Why do they need to understand each far away from their homelands? > reeeeeee nazi xoxol liberast!!1! Literally every time when sovok tries to refute the colonial nature of ussr.

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Russia-NATO war is inevitable at this point
R: 306 / F: 76

Recently Putin divided Western military district into two: Moscow and Leningrad districts. What he do it for? Simple. Because it's attack Baltic states from two directions. Moscow district will strike though Belarus to Latvia and probably Poland isolating Baltics from NATO. Leningrad will strike Latvia and Estonia. Don't forget Putin has nuclear weapons in Belarus. >Ha-ha, russian are dying in thousands in Ukraine, what are you talking about? Yeah, don't forget that the amount of military personnel in Baltic states is less than 50.000. Russias military reserve - 25 millions. It took 16 days for Russia to defeat Georgia. War will spark in this year. Why? 1. West hesitates. Hungary opposes NATO, Scholz is afraid to provoke Russia, republicans block aid. 2. US elections. Trump. They're not gonna fight for 1.5 million of people living in Baltic. 3. NATO supply shortages. 4. Russia is in a state of war. Constantly from now on. 5. Putin has only one strategy - raising the stakes. So, Bernd, prepare for war. Buy your own gear, weapons, take care of your body, health, teeth and so. War is inevitable. If you disagree you're either an idiot or a russian agent.

>>22774586
R: 326 / F: 115

New Brandon.

Mobnik finally got big news
R: 305 / F: 49

Guess what? Yeah I'm alive, but that's not it. Brief summary: We moved from Robotyne to the Mariinka direction. You might heard of Pobyeda, a tiny village with lots of fighting. The situation there was and is extremely hard even by our standards. Our command sent people to the village itself, they got killed, vounded and eventually evacuated. Thanks god I wasn't one of them. Then we started building a defensive line on its outskirts. The pidors allowed us to do it for some reason despite their full control of the sky. I helped load logs onto an m113, unload them on site and dig the trenches. People died during that process as well, but in smaller numbers. But then our company computer guy got demobilized, so I took his place. It was an awful job and a shitshow, but I managed. But wait, there's more, and it's the main part. After a week or so I got an offer to go to a rear unit from my m8, and I gladly took it. It seems like they offered it to everyone who had served since the creation of the brigade and didn't commit any fuckups aka СЗЧ, drunken misconduct, etc Long story short, I'm lying on a shitty bed somewhere in western Ukraine right now. I'm not sure for how long they'll let me stay here and do some silly duties, but I think I got at least a few months before they throw me to another combat brigade. So, happy ending of the mobnik saga?

>>22777956
R: 178 / F: 40

Imbecile nephew thread Two years ago that retard I can't believe that we are relatives by blood already was punished by a school principal, but I settled the problem. He said in the patriotic education lesson that V and Z symbols means Vladimir Zelensky and yelled Slava Ukraini. On Friday the fool wrote a little poem in English class, something like ...45 000 of bravest men Who died in vain On empty wastelands of Ukraine An English teacher she was employed during my school years and we are kinda frens wrote me in socials and told about it, saying that she must tell a principal about it, but she pretends that poem doesn't exist. How can I explain my relative stop doing this shit? I know that it was based according to KC, but I don't want that retard will be conscripted just after he graduated from school for his behaviour. His teachers are almost 100% pidorashkas and they are already watching him carefully.

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>>19285583
R: 359 / F: 59

The concept of "god" is so alien and unnecessary to me I don't understand why people even introduced it. Not to mention it's totally groundless. It's like believing in Santa Clause or the bogeyman. People should be embarrassed to admit they believe in such things.

Emigrating-
R: 160 / F: 41

I have a job offer in Norway. Its roughly the same salary (~90k) in Oslo. I am undecided. After spending so much time on KC I am convinced that Germany is a shithole that is doomed to fail and we will either all be replaced by arabs or a civil war will happen. However, its still my home country. Should I really emigrate? I have a good job and salary here and most importantly, is Norway even better than Germany, or am I just delaying the inevitable by another decade with leaving this shithole? Pls help Norge Bernds ;_; How is life? Whats Oslo like? I am already at A2 in Norwegian and lived abroad for 2 years, so its less about moving somewhere else, but this time a full emigration because of problems which might actually not be that serious but I fear /b/ has warped my mind

>>19287666
R: 100 / F: 8

Can't get over the fact my gf has fucked other men, when the post nut clarity hits I feel disgusted towards her being just a cum dumpster, how can men marry with such feels?

>>19288026
R: 114 / F: 24

Wagner chief Prigozhin tells Zelensky to abandon 'encircled' Bakhmut. Ukraine, you have fucking lost.

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Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 20:59:43 GMT No. 25504957 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Omg just had a Blunz(blood sausage) with potatos its my favourite. Have to go to the bar now to make it the best and drink 20 beers!
Total posts: 39, files: 12 (Drowned at Wed, 26 Feb 2025 00:55:36 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:55:49 GMT No. 25505363
>>25505334 This is the normal one: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorizo
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:02:07 GMT No. 25505417
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Thank you for buying BOSCH and supporting our struggling economy.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:50:51 GMT No. 25506321
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>>25505216 >picks picture of shitty monkey soup on purpose At least use a good one
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:54:04 GMT No. 25506335
>>25504957 >>25504983 >>25504996 >>25505246 Do you have oatmeal in your blood sausages?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:55:36 GMT No. 25506341
lacks carmelized onions
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:09:04 GMT No. 25505855 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Hands up, hands up.
Total posts: 2, files: 1 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:24:57 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:11:09 GMT No. 25505866
Активация нейронов
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:52:49 GMT No. 25506332
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shitskin arabs Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:15:03 GMT No. 25506195 [View thread] [Kohl]
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useless shitskin arabs couldnt kill brown jew who entered into wrong hood sissy arabs are really useless, cant even beat a cat
Total posts: 5, files: 0 (Drowned at Wed, 26 Feb 2025 00:46:46 GMT)
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:26:48 GMT No. 25506223 >>25506228 >>25506235
What is going on in this video?
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:28:10 GMT No. 25506228 >>25506235
>>25506223 ruslan gitelman enetered into abu jahil hood
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:29:50 GMT No. 25506235 >>25506255
>>25506195 >>25506223 >>25506228 A lot, perhaps the majority of Israeli Jews are indistuingushable physically from natives. But the thing is that Israelis, including settlers have separate plates than Palestinians do. So every single person in that hood knows who that nigga is. Thats why he is scared AF.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:38:24 GMT No. 25506255
>>25506235 arabs are weak
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:46:46 GMT No. 25506302
>>25506195 just do carmagedon
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:39:53 GMT No. 25506261 [View thread] [Kohl]
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How do you deal with strong willed cunts?
Total posts: 8, files: 1 (Drowned at Wed, 26 Feb 2025 00:46:04 GMT)
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:42:44 GMT No. 25506279
Rape
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:44:10 GMT No. 25506288 >>25506294
Time to use your bathroom dildo, Igor, you're getting agitated
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:45:14 GMT No. 25506294
>>25506288 ass fucking is like exorcism strangely
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:45:36 GMT No. 25506296
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>Can I speak to the manager? I AM the manager
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:46:04 GMT No. 25506298
maybe it's because i am now owned by satan so anal sex is like a drug that makes you feel better
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:08:57 GMT No. 25506151 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Why are self professed "scientists" like this?
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:12:54 GMT No. 25506180 >>25506184
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It's a cycle like the food chain.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:13:22 GMT No. 25506184
>>25506180 Well, the food chain isn't a cycle, but their bodies will decompose for maggots to feed on.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:13:23 GMT No. 25506186
>>25506161 >million thousands of mice were sacrificed by Jews for pushing "studies" on how men can get pregnant I can believe it
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:27:14 GMT No. 25506225 >>25506229
>>25506161 Mice would eat you alive given choice to them
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:28:47 GMT No. 25506229
>>25506225 youre right fuck mice
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 21:42:04 GMT No. 25505258 [View thread] [Kohl]
What if trees have an awareness around them and theyre watching us?
Total posts: 17, files: 6 (Drowned at Wed, 26 Feb 2025 00:23:30 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:41:27 GMT No. 25506035 >>25506039
>>25505258 Scientists have detected that trees feel pain and communicate with each other.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:42:14 GMT No. 25506039
>>25506035 ive also read this they remember us too
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:12:23 GMT No. 25506176
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>>25505258 The trees don't just watch,...they talk too.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:23:37 GMT No. 25506215
Trees can be ferocious if provoked.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:25:08 GMT No. 25506220
>bernd discovers what nature spirits Many trees have (hama)dryads living inside of them, it is known. Just be careful and don't piss them off.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 19:43:21 GMT No. 25504351 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Turk shot himself on live TV. Since he's low IQ (Turk) he shoots himself in the chest instead of upwards through the mouth to the brain.
Total posts: 20, files: 3 (Drowned at Wed, 26 Feb 2025 00:17:52 GMT)
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:17:33 GMT No. 25505558
>>25505483 dat thumbnail
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:04:12 GMT No. 25505822 >>25506204
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lol
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:07:29 GMT No. 25505845
>>25505551 He will be fit again just in time for the world cup.
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:21:07 GMT No. 25505913
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>>25504828 >Shooting the heart is something people that worry about the funeral sometimes do Turkshit animals get put in a bag and thrown into a hole in the dirt, like the vermin they are.
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:17:52 GMT No. 25506204
>>25505822 is there a kazak language in elevenlabs dubbing? can ye dub a youtube video from english to kazak? its roughly 8 minutes video i dont want to disclouse my voice
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:07:59 GMT No. 25506148 [View thread] [Kohl]
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I don't enough balls to eat my own shit and this bothers me a lot germans please give me some advice
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Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:09:05 GMT No. 25506152 >>25506162
i can steal beer while a security guard is looking at me but i cannot eat my own shit maybe im a pussy
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:10:10 GMT No. 25506162
>>25506152 youre a fucking pussy and you should actualyl fucking die niggor
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:11:16 GMT No. 25506171
god why cant i eat my own shit
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:15:06 GMT No. 25506196 >>25506200
Monkies throw their shit maybe if your shit on a boomerang and gave it a nice hard poo fling you could close your eyes and open your jungle maw? Then you could be just like europeans
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:16:10 GMT No. 25506200
>>25506196 but indians are the biggest shit pros thoughever
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:12:39 GMT No. 25506177 [View thread] [Kohl]
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why was the american airforce harvesting slavic synovial fluid back in 2017
Total posts: 1, files: 1 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 04:05:12 GMT)
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:13:50 GMT No. 25506189
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Stop pretending to be me, I am only swede that posts apu
Bernd Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:58:12 GMT No. 25506102 [View thread] [Kohl]
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How do I make censored text on kohlchan? You know with a black line over the text.
Total posts: 19, files: 1 (Drowned at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 23:40:23 GMT)
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:02:08 GMT No. 25506128
>>25506125 Yes. Eurosissies are like that >>25506127 But any White man who was a puppet of Judaism needs to be punished
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:02:11 GMT No. 25506129 SÄGE!
>>25506110 Neither are you fuckhead where is your säge Tired of old fag energy from newfags and mid tier posters
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:02:21 GMT No. 25506130
>>25506127 I believe they should punished
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:04:19 GMT No. 25506134 SÄGE!
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https://kohlchan.net/info.html
Bernd Tue, 25 Feb 2025 00:06:40 GMT No. 25506143
>>25506102 https://kohlchan.net/info.html :1fach: