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>>25627344
R: 62 / F: 8

Americans lie that housing is not affordable. they just want to live in the fanciest parts of country and complain that they cost millions

repentant pedo
R: 77 / F: 6

I resent myself for being a pedo. I want to stop looking at kids, but its hard to control myself, like ending a drug addiction. Thought about seeing a therapist but scared they will report me. Religious so suicide is not an option. What should I do?

>>25627029
R: 56 / F: 2

I want to be a woman because it is more advantageous to be a woman in today's society. Women have the same rights as men, but without the expectations and responsibilities. Being woman is like playing at lower difficulty level

von Humboldt
R: 57 / F: 3

Onions on Alexander von Humboldt? He seethed when he visited Thomas Jefferson's home and saw many slaves, claiming all humans come from a common origin and that all races are worthy of freedom. I will say he travelled more than many of us will do in our lifetimes and he was a brilliant scientist overall.

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>>22875748
R: 359 / F: 68

World War incoming

Third launch TODAY
R: 364 / F: 56

> SpaceX said the third test flight will tackle “a number of ambitious objectives” that build on the lessons learned from the previous outings. For instance, the company is aiming to fire one of Starship’s Raptor engines while in space, open and close the vehicle’s payload door and transfer propellant between two of Starship’s tanks in orbit. Finally, SpaceX is also hoping to show that Starship can carry out a controlled re-entry through Earth’s atmosphere before splashing down in the Indian Ocean.

>>22871121
R: 310 / F: 59

Heavy objects ACTUALLY fall faster than light objects. Yes, even in a vacuum. >What, OP? You're a dumb monkey, s = 1/2 * gt^2 where g = gravitational constant. Mass of the object doesn't matter. No, hear me out. A heavy object will literally pull the Earth to it more than a light object will. Thus shortening the distance of the impact. Any physicists can refute?

>>22876576
R: 190 / F: 25

It's over for programmer cuckolds.

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>>19379711
R: 189 / F: 51

How many American Bernds will be lucky to save their money from their banks today?

>>19381628
R: 108 / F: 29

US has third bank plummeting in two weeks despite all the regulatory measures Evergrande still stands lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/13/first-republic-drops-bank-stocks-decline.html

>>19383088
R: 151 / F: 8

Good afternoon Churka assaulted me physically for refusing to let them bring a 3rd roomate in the room, which is already fine for two people, with only 2 waredrobes. I hate churka fucking subhumans so much its unreal

>>19384899
R: 124 / F: 17

Development of average annual wages 2000–2020 (US$ PPP) - includes inflation. Poland: 2000 - 21,131 2020 - 32,527 Mexico: 2000 - 16,111 2020 - 16,230 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage Why are wages in Latino countries so stagnant? And why is Mexico performing so poorly while being a neighbor of the USA? If Poland was a neighbour of the USA, we would be much richer than Canada, that's for sure. Living in everlasting peace, having such a great neighbour, and still being shit - i can't comprehend it. Mexico doesn't even need to have an army, because the US Army is enough to guarantee security in the region.

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Favourite Black Person Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 14:27:54 GMT No. 25577888 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Who is your favourite black person?
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:44:12 GMT No. 25578690
Blackwell
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:05:27 GMT No. 25578818 >>25578839
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:08:38 GMT No. 25578839
>>25578818 Is that the Romanian posting on kc? That's my favourite negro too! It's a Bernd after all.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:10:01 GMT No. 25578847
This white pasty ginger who found out one of his grandparents is full nig
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:22:36 GMT No. 25578941
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this guy who makes documentaries on various topics on technology and social events https://www.youtube.com/@ColdFusion you may have seen his stuff and not have realized he is very melaninated
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:19:23 GMT No. 25578914 [View thread] [Kohl]
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How to stay normal or high test without sexual tension as a no-sex-having incel?
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:19:57 GMT No. 25578921
I am always in sexual tension
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:20:10 GMT No. 25578922
I do fap everyday
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:20:12 GMT No. 25578925 SÄGE! >>25578927
You're less incel than a femcel, you took 6 gorillion cocks in your diseases ass
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:20:58 GMT No. 25578927
>>25578925 I haven't had any sex in ages, I am incel. Involuntary because my mental is fucked
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:47:42 GMT No. 25578703 [View thread] [Kohl]
Its unreal how serious my khc addiction is while im on meth. I guess people like to fiddle with shit and just engage in tedious tasks like cleaning or programming whatever while theyre high, i dont know about any of that because it always made me psychotic but now im appreciating a different side of meth Posting on kohlchan is to me the equivalent of picking little rocks out of your carpet looking for drugs or masturbating for 8 hours. I cannot help myself, im trapped here. Some of you are addicted to khc even while youre not on drugs so good luck with that lol your life is basically over and youre in purgatory. Its gonna be such a relief when i wake up tomorrow and stop posting, if i literally couldnt stop even while i was sober i would have no choice but to kill all of you to free myself
Total posts: 6, files: 2 (Drowned at Fri, 07 Mar 2025 12:26:26 GMT)
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:52:07 GMT No. 25578726 >>25578744
It's significantly easier to do things that are easy to do, that require little effort from your part, for most people these days that is overconsuming social media. Sometimes I spend hours doing jack shit doomscrolling or whatever, it's such a massive waste of time because I don't even enjoy it, I would have a much better time reading or drawing or studying. And you're right. I'm heading out of here to be productive.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:55:47 GMT No. 25578744
>>25578713 Oh i used to collect sunglasses lenses and wear them on my clothing and bag so that i would have extra eyes to see out of Sunglasses were always something magical i was obsessed with looking for magic sunglasses I really believed sunglasses were alien technology or alien parasites or any number of bizarre shit. always with the sunglasses, bending and breaking them, putting them.back together I would torture them sometimes to make them submit as well lmao I did that once because i got an evil parasite which would steal my vision >>25578726 I just wish i would turn on my laptop and play a video game Video games are up there with reading in my head as noble activities
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:56:33 GMT No. 25578750
If im playing video games all day in my head im doing something productive
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:11:41 GMT No. 25578861
I finally hit level 88 on khc after grinding for 36 hours! Hey you know what i discovered is my old maplestory characters i had a level ninety something aran on the busy server The craziest thing is i can hardly remember a single minute of maplestory, i have all these characters i must have sunk so much time into but its been completely erased from my memory and i cant even remember how to play the game. Thats time well spent.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:20:10 GMT No. 25578923
Im addicted to you 😚
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:23:36 GMT No. 25578580 [View thread] [Kohl]
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I'm Romanian. - Brown
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:19:37 GMT No. 25578917
Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a brown world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just brown Like him inside and outside Brown his house with a brown little window And a brown Corvette and everything is brown for him And himself and everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (to listen, to listen, to listen) I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di I have a brown house with a brown window Brown is the colour of all that I wear Brown are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so brown Brown are the people here that walk around Brown like my Corvette, it's in and outside Brown are the words I say and what I think Brown are the feelings that live inside me I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di I have a brown house with a brown window Brown is the colour of all that I wear Brown are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so brown Brown are the people here that walk around Brow like my Corvette, it's in and outside Brown are the words I say and what I think Brown are the feelings that live inside me I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Inside and outside Brown his house with a brown little window And a brown Corvette and everything is brown for him And himself and everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (to listen) I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di I'm brown, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di Da-ba-dee-da-ba-di, da-ba-dee-da-ba-di
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:18:14 GMT No. 25578909 [View thread] [Kohl]
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god tier good tier shit tier
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:11:34 GMT No. 25578859 [View thread] [Kohl]
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wat u think
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:15:17 GMT No. 25578892
So what he hates income.tax and likes tariffs That makes sense because he only has to pay one of those
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:01:27 GMT No. 25578787 [View thread] [Kohl]
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nothing is real
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:07:49 GMT No. 25578830
kohlchan agenda is evil
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:11:03 GMT No. 25578854
Imagine being that shitstain casino that pays pedohunters for ad space. They probably ruined a 1000 times more families than pedos lmao.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:11:41 GMT No. 25578860
>>25578826 Nah just some random gook.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:12:37 GMT No. 25578867
>>25578826 Dude on the right looks a lot older. Arr rook same so it's probably not the same person.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:12:48 GMT No. 25578869
This thread again
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:00:00 GMT No. 25578773 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Trump thinks this is winning btw
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:05:29 GMT No. 25578819
to be fair, millions of russian cannon fodder is nothing compared to extra 10% of land
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:08:02 GMT No. 25578832
honestly, how long does he even have left, doesnt look too healthy anymore
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:08:19 GMT No. 25578837
>>25578773 What's interesting is that early this year he actually criticized Putin and said Russia had done very badly in the war. Only to then bend over backward during negotiation and give in to every Russian demand while expecting nothing in return.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:47:05 GMT No. 25579185 SÄGE!
Back to container thread, subhuman.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:04:46 GMT No. 25578814 [View thread] [Kohl]
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My mother says I should get a job, but I tell that covidiot bitch that I'm keeping myself resistant to COVID virus You are still in quarantine, right guys??? right???
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:05:22 GMT No. 25578817 >>25578820
My mom died. Treat her with some respect.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:05:55 GMT No. 25578820
>>25578817 Sad! Should have washed hands and got the vaccine to be more resistant!
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:59:30 GMT No. 25578767 [View thread] [Kohl]
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>We need to ban seed oil and stuff because it...makes you gay! Meanwhile in the real world:
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 17:01:30 GMT No. 25578789 SÄGE!
Stop shitposting, stealing stuff from Reddit ist super lame. Make Kohlkack great again.