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>>25628855
R: 64 / F: 18

Imagine you didn't have sex in high school, that period when literally everyone fucks, you have to be a complete social cripple for this not to happen to you

>>25627344
R: 62 / F: 8

Americans lie that housing is not affordable. they just want to live in the fanciest parts of country and complain that they cost millions

>>25627029
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I want to be a woman because it is more advantageous to be a woman in today's society. Women have the same rights as men, but without the expectations and responsibilities. Being woman is like playing at lower difficulty level

von Humboldt
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Onions on Alexander von Humboldt? He seethed when he visited Thomas Jefferson's home and saw many slaves, claiming all humans come from a common origin and that all races are worthy of freedom. I will say he travelled more than many of us will do in our lifetimes and he was a brilliant scientist overall.

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>>22875748
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World War incoming

Third launch TODAY
R: 364 / F: 56

> SpaceX said the third test flight will tackle “a number of ambitious objectives” that build on the lessons learned from the previous outings. For instance, the company is aiming to fire one of Starship’s Raptor engines while in space, open and close the vehicle’s payload door and transfer propellant between two of Starship’s tanks in orbit. Finally, SpaceX is also hoping to show that Starship can carry out a controlled re-entry through Earth’s atmosphere before splashing down in the Indian Ocean.

>>22871121
R: 310 / F: 59

Heavy objects ACTUALLY fall faster than light objects. Yes, even in a vacuum. >What, OP? You're a dumb monkey, s = 1/2 * gt^2 where g = gravitational constant. Mass of the object doesn't matter. No, hear me out. A heavy object will literally pull the Earth to it more than a light object will. Thus shortening the distance of the impact. Any physicists can refute?

>>22876576
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It's over for programmer cuckolds.

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>>19379711
R: 189 / F: 51

How many American Bernds will be lucky to save their money from their banks today?

>>19381628
R: 108 / F: 29

US has third bank plummeting in two weeks despite all the regulatory measures Evergrande still stands lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/13/first-republic-drops-bank-stocks-decline.html

>>19383088
R: 151 / F: 8

Good afternoon Churka assaulted me physically for refusing to let them bring a 3rd roomate in the room, which is already fine for two people, with only 2 waredrobes. I hate churka fucking subhumans so much its unreal

>>19384899
R: 124 / F: 17

Development of average annual wages 2000–2020 (US$ PPP) - includes inflation. Poland: 2000 - 21,131 2020 - 32,527 Mexico: 2000 - 16,111 2020 - 16,230 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage Why are wages in Latino countries so stagnant? And why is Mexico performing so poorly while being a neighbor of the USA? If Poland was a neighbour of the USA, we would be much richer than Canada, that's for sure. Living in everlasting peace, having such a great neighbour, and still being shit - i can't comprehend it. Mexico doesn't even need to have an army, because the US Army is enough to guarantee security in the region.

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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:13:42 GMT No. 25579928 [View thread] [Kohl]
Jeki tá Amostradinho #eddiemurphyfunnymoments #humor #jeckiechan - Will Baiano (720p, h264) (1).mp4
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>bad boys >Shanghai Noon >blade <crossover <in Brazil Epic.
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:43:13 GMT No. 25580173
>>25580053 Jackie would never get that flabby
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:45:41 GMT No. 25580195
Imagine how poor people will be using AI in a few years
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:47:31 GMT No. 25580207
>>25580053 i thought it was look alikes at first but you can see eddy murphy's face glitch out at 19 seconds on the zoom in
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:06:43 GMT No. 25580398 SÄGE! >>25580486
brasil is white
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:17:51 GMT No. 25580486
>>25580398 thanks america
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 18:34:04 GMT No. 25579569 [View thread] [Kohl]
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What's it like living near Israel, Lebanonball?
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:49:35 GMT No. 25580220 >>25580240 >>25580470
>>25580204 Why? War gets rid of the idiotic and the weak. That's why the 'Murrifats are so stupid, they've only had one real war in their country's entire existence.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:52:25 GMT No. 25580240 >>25580263
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>>25580220 Explain Russia then.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:54:07 GMT No. 25580263 >>25580476
>>25580240 Average Rooster is smarter than the average 'Murrifat.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:15:04 GMT No. 25580470
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>>25580220 >That's why the 'Murrifats are so stupid, La Migra caught you and sent yo back again Paco ?
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:16:48 GMT No. 25580476
>>25580263 When not drunk.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:53:57 GMT No. 25580259 [View thread] [Kohl]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_1BiE_gosI Bernd why dont you watch best TV on earth?
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:09:13 GMT No. 25580427
Wish it was translated
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:12:30 GMT No. 25580451
the music sucks so i closed it im watching frodi and mark weber talk about the news i usually skip him now theyre not really very insightful and redice already covers all the news
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:10:49 GMT No. 25580438 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Better times ahead... I'd like to thank everybody that was there for me in the hard times
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:38:12 GMT No. 25580140 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Low resolution brain just empty head empty head happy head but oh boy am i uncomfy i sense it will only get worse today unless i can get off my ass to buy more alcohol i look around me, there are a few people in this room all of them are staring at their phones idley passing the time the exact same way i am theres really just nothing to do theres not very much fun stuff out there west has neglected to consider that boredom is the final enemy we need to defeat as a civilization in the pursuit of utopia why is there no fun stuff?
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:43:44 GMT No. 25580176
>>25580159 i was supposed to have a cyberpunk portable game station and i mean i do have that but i was supposed to be more enthusiastic about it
obligatory Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:46:59 GMT No. 25580205
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THATS WHEN SHE SAID I DONT HATE YOU BOY I JUST WANT TO SAVE YOU WHILE THERES STILL SOMETHING LEFT TO SAVE THATS WHEN I TOLD HER I LOVE YOU GIRL BUT IM NOT THE ANSWER FOR THE QUESTIONS THAT YOU STILL HAVE
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:51:08 GMT No. 25580232
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we hipity hop from thread to thread on kohlchan waiting for replies
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:02:37 GMT No. 25580359
>>25580159 i suffer from the typical ailments after a minor meth binge of sleep deprivation hunger and thirst, all of which except for sleep are easily solvable. unfortunately i am aslo struck with a complete inability to write long flowing paragraphs even though ive switched to my keyboard if i try it comes out as a ramble because i cant remember the first half of my sentence by the time im writing the second and most importantly i just have nothing to say i was a quiet kid because i always had nothing to say and i always felt like i was doing something wrong when i didnt speak in one setting or another. thats why its so gratifying as an adult to be able to smoke meth and gain the ability to communicate properly because its always distressing to have nothing to say im serious though there really isnt any fun or interesting shit around anywhere i cannot even imagine what would need to take place for me to have fun my reward circuitry is fried by now so lets assume like some kind of bisexual orgy with a dozen teenagers on meth fent and cocaine that would be a good way to lose my virginity why are there no sex cults recruiting me look i took my time and proofread so that i could maintain my arbitrarily high tldr standard you shouldnt read this it contains nothing of value
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:10:32 GMT No. 25580437
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im bored! when i was a kid i always wanted to play oblivion as long as i was playing oblivion i was happy (it was one of the only games i owned) well i have oblivion here right now and i dont want to play it and ive tried to play it and its boring and i just dont care why would my brain do this to me is it really because i spent a few years in a methed up fantasy land im just fried now thats not fair give me back video games goddamnit
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:08:04 GMT No. 25580418 [View thread] [Kohl]
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accurate!
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:10:24 GMT No. 25580436
I wish I would live in croatia
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:03:31 GMT No. 25580366 [View thread] [Kohl]
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imagine the eu party
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:05:24 GMT No. 25580387 >>25580405 >>25580411
Italian chads out on dinner dates with their GFs
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:06:52 GMT No. 25580402
central europe power hour
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:06:57 GMT No. 25580405 (removed)
>>25580387 based, I planned my holidays in italy
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:07:28 GMT No. 25580411
>>25580387 based, I planned my holidays to be in italy
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:07:28 GMT No. 25580412
>>25580366 Finally my ball is in Styria again. For the last months it showed me in Vienna.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:54:45 GMT No. 25580269 [View thread] [Kohl]
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I am Frisian.
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:04:23 GMT No. 25580375
fucking hell m8
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:04:59 GMT No. 25580381 >>25580391
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It's really frisan here today too I've had the heat on all morning
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:05:14 GMT No. 25580384
i remember that guy i think
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>>25580381 ハハハハハ
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:06:54 GMT No. 25580403
Very unique heritage. Congrats!
Expat us in SPACE Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 16:55:07 GMT No. 25578739 [View thread] [Kohl]
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Europe's Ariane 6 stages first commercial launch <March 6 (Reuters) > Europe's newest uncrewed heavy launcher blasted off >on a mission to carry a French military observation satellite towards orbit >on Thursday in its first commercially operational launch. >The Ariane 6 rocket lifted from Europe's spaceport in Kourou, >French Guiana, at 1:24 p.m. local time (1624 GMT)
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:58:02 GMT No. 25580306
>>25580180 a friend of mine works as an engineer for esa and the last time i saw him last autumn, he was really depressed and not very optimistic about the future. need to arrange a new meeting where we go out drinking and talking again, maybe his mood is brighter now. nice and smart guy.
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:58:51 GMT No. 25580313
>>25578739 I watched it live and made a thread about it :)
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:59:37 GMT No. 25580323 >>25580396
>>25579319 Space X is launching an even bigger rocket today I made a thread about it
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:00:31 GMT No. 25580330
it appears my thread was deleted
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:06:36 GMT No. 25580396
>>25580323 They can't compete simple as
Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:04:44 GMT No. 25580379 [View thread] [Kohl]
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your resemblance
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Bernd Thu, 06 Mar 2025 20:11:57 GMT No. 25580447 SÄGE!
Americans so buthurt at europe