Is this too much to ask for

Would you suck Putin's dick to stop the war?

RIP canadian identity

Is it possible to poop and cum at the same time?

How does other Languages sound to you?

This is unironically your appearance

I get paid in USD. Putin was doing everything to increase my salary, but then fucking Trump came and he keeps decreasing it.

<Until March 12, 2025, or 71 days, East German wage workers will statistically work for free. Thirty-five years after the annexation of the GDR to the FRG, according to stepstone, there is a #wage gap between West and East of 16%. That's €637.50 less in the pay packet per month. "The wage gaps between #East and #West remain constant, and in some sectors they are even widening again. Ultimately, these are still the consequences of the deindustrialization of East Germany. For example, no DAX-listed company has a headquarters between the Elbe and Oder rivers. Furthermore, the collective bargaining coverage is scandalous. 56% of wage workers do not have a #collective agreement. The #low-wage sector is extremely pronounced in East Germany." >Thirty-five years after the annexation of the GDR to the FRG Lol they finally flipped on the Ossi switch after years of woke taqiyya

Why do so many East Slavs come to Israel?

Thinking about METH

You may not like it but this is what peak female genetics look like

Guys pumped out a flooded bunker under one of Stalin's dachas and look what I noticed unmentioned in the video - wooden blast doors. Suddenly, wooden doors in a gas chamber don't look so stupid.

Do you think Paradox could make their first game worth playing in a decade and a half with EU5? I haven't given them a cent since I got EU4 for $5 (I absolutely hated it, the mana system is just infuriating) and haven't given them any real money since I bought CK2 on release (I pirated all the DLC except one I got gifted IIRC.) I occasionally read the "tinto talks" for "project Caesar" which if it isn't EU5 may as well be. I haven't kept up for half a year or so and recalled that it existed today. I can't think of anything negative I've seen about it. Lörs?

new science dropped

Ive though about a concept for a game; you are a cat stuck in a house and your main goal is to keep distracting your owner till he fail at different tasks. Mission 1; make him fail at the exams; Mission 2; make him get fired from home office job; Mission 3; keep sabbotaging scientific experiments related to the cure of aids or dissolving microplastics. Etc.

Good night frens. I've had enough of this day

What is the true self underneath all the information and faces

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I saved a woman from armed home intruders once and she didnt even give me sex. Can you imagine. I practically saved her life and almost died and she didnt even suck my dick

There's a Bernd under my bed. Is it safe to sleep or will he molest me ?

religion is satanism

Why do nonces look like this?

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How do I acquire a wife who looks like this?

bernd should read this book

The conquistadors are not what they used to be.

I've been using imageboards for over 10 years now. The first was 4chan /mlp/ when I was 14. I seek after Death, but cannot find it, and I desire to die, but Death flees from me.

What are you looking at, Yuropeon

>men age like wine

If everyone is forced to get a neural chip and there would be the market for false memories, I'd implant myself memories of some drunkard who does unhinged florida-man-tier shit when drunk I would have so many cool stories to tell without adverse effects of participation in that chaos

What can I use my old laptop for?

why come France didn't rename the towns in Alsace? kinda weak move

Indian character literally named A POO that is legit hilarious. What can compare from the nowadays shows?

33 years as a woman 5 years as a man

there is so many 20th century movies, western european, eastern european, american, c which despict a hebe protagonist which falls deeply in romantic love with an adult which doesn't love her back in the same way why were our ancestors such cucks? or are the movies some sort of mkultra to try and manipulate people into not fucking hebes anymore?

From now on I'll just say 'globalist' to get my point across politically without seeming too overbearing, heh.

>Paris will never be White again

how come wanting to pee makes men so horny? who came up with this? who benefits?

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soyence in sweden agree FLOURIDE in the water makes you retarded

Pura 70 Ultra still is best cameraphone. Since april 2024. I wonder what will happen in the 80 Ultra version.

IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING!!!! T. HARLOW BERND

i'm still having trouble getting used to my fame. today i didn't have a brief paranoid fit and chased this person through the store and took a picture of him (just like he did shortly before). today a mother photographed me from about 30 meters away. in addition her child waved at me afterwards. i then hid behind a pillar. the worst thing is when people smile at me because i have a very flat affect and can't smile back.

everything is boring and annoying

average polish male physique

Me? I am just a late bloomer.

why niggers didnt domesticate lyons like whites tamed cats?

Have you ever been cucked? Me: No

would you fuck an emasculated sissy man?

Male sex symbol suffers from Ozempic face

I just imposed 50% tariffs on Kohlposts. What u gonna do about it cuck? Now you must pay €1 to me every time you post.

Scared yet Danetits? Hope they blow off your boobies with a drone when you get mogilized to defend and icy rock

Has it been fixed yet ?

"I can't take other people's safety and feelings into account because then I won't get what I want" Bernd, you will get the HIV of the faggots, too: HIV->Faggot->Bi-Sexual->Female->Bernd

I don't have a close one, a human being I could hug and share my deepest thoughts with. It feels awful.

Has Bernd ever broken a bone?

Thank god for technology, thanks to headphones and high speed internet I don't have to listen to my unhinged mother screech in the other room

You can take back ur shit, Yurop You too England #MuricanMade

Asked my oneitis to spend a weekend together, she said she has a wedding in September. It's over, but at least I tried.

This thread is also as useless as a radio tube.

WHY YOU NO DIE WHY YOU NO DIE TODAY I GET MONEY YOU TAKE PILLS TAKE ALL PILLS NOW [gong sounds] I NEED MONEY YOU OLD YOU TOO OLD NOW IF YOU DON'T DIE TODAY I EAT CHESTER [the dog] THEN YOU BOTH DIE [gong sounds] WHAT YOU PUT IN MY [unintelligible] YOU PUT POISON IN MY [unintelligible] MOTHER SAID DON'T MARRY [slur] HE TAKE TOO LONG TO DIE NOW I DIE TOO [gong sound cont'd for 9 days sporadically]

>listening to Rechtsrock in my car with open windows >while wearing merch of a left wing extremists >omw to the Asian store r8 settis

Man, this beautiful nigga a champion, why is he always nervous? He is so pleasing to look at though, like a classic statue.

Is this true

must consoom

CAMPIONI DEL MONDO! POPOPO!

Good morning

Perhaps there is really no such thing as a Revolution recorded in history. What happened was always a Counter-Revolution. Men were always rebelling against the last rebels; or even repenting of the last rebellion

Goodnight subhumans Laptop died so i was on phone on kc all might lots of insane schizo garbage here Ill buy new charger when i wake up

Fellow Berndcels, can you coom with flaccid benis? Me: yes. Basically only tip stimulation, no stroking. The orgasm feels very different. Kind of feminine. The coom also does not explode out of the tip, but slowly creeps out like from a leaky cmetana can.

Do you listen to FM stations? For what?

I wonder what will be going through through Musk mind as he comes to terms with larping as a 2013 gamergate fedora libterarian redditor IRL was not such a good idea. I mean he doesn't even understand that the 15 year old "hello this is doge" meme is not even funny but he double down on that. What is it? Panic? Despair? When he closes his night and sees the red dragon in his dreams will he then realize he was wrong and that only communism works?

I overclocked my cpu from 3.5ghz to 4.5ghz, now I can finally run calculation on how to get a gf.

Legendary stuff brewing

Liverpool? more like LOOSERPOOL HAHAHAHAHA

If a strange woman ever complimented me I don't think I'd be able to produce a coherent response

You gain absolute knowledge of what happens within the next 10 years. You have an hour to do whatever you want with that knowledge, and then you're frozen for 10 years. WYD?

Look I can't resist it anymore. I need to create a thread about Poland. I'm sorry, I tried my best to withstand this feeling

Kohl generated a thread a few days earlier, asking if you should resist the thieves and risk getting killed.

I dont want to become a old man

Japs h8 niggers

this is how slavic women look like according to marvel comics

Would you have sex with yourself if you were a girl?

Why must we suffer this imbecile?

what does KC think of blonde blue-eyed women?

My underage friend with benefits was robbed at gunpoint today You can't own shit on this godforsaken land

stop fucking boosting my ego I am sorry and I apologise

When you think about it, ancient greek dress was basically tarps wrapped around naked bodies in hot summer heat

thanks uncle donny :DDD t. elon

goddamnit

Imagine eating this good.

I have to wear sunglasses so that people feel relax around me and act genuinely friendly like I'm a beautiful person. I think maybe my eyes gaze too intense and hostile. Last night after a work out I got fucked up and even at the stage where you feel animosity, paranoia, vulnerability, I was wearing sunglasses and a hat, so my face looked kinda handsome, I look fit, and gangster looking 20 something muslim dudes and niggers acted friendly toward me, even though i felt hostile af. just because sunglasses were hiding my gaze. but i hate hiding my eyes behind sunglasses because they also make you invisible and i need attention and love.

Imagine being forced by the law to go to a daycare center basically for half the year because of some misunderstandings, god, I hate society

can someone post video tutorial on how to bypass that thing so i can post with proxy or on tor ?

Presented here is my literal and figurative appearance.

Your race? Me white (Slav).

I bought oculus quest 3 and rtx 4080 exclusively for gooning T. 30yo neet

What pops into your head when you hear litography?

> WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE!!!