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Whiteness map Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:33:58 GMT No. 25773267 [Kohl] [Report thread]
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Sitting pee (while at home!) is the only sensible opinion. Imagine being a subhuman who sprays piss mist which gets generated when the pee hits the ceramic from far above at the wall of his own toilet. Yikes sweaty. We don't do this in Germany.
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Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:35:35 GMT No. 25773284
my woman is constantly rambling about how i leave piss drops on the toilet seat
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:35:49 GMT No. 25773287 >>25773303
cuck
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:36:02 GMT No. 25773289 >>25773295
>Using a toilet to pish I only piss in the sink. Perfect height to let the dick just rest on the sink.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:36:09 GMT No. 25773290 >>25773672
also piss kills bacteria and fungus. its good to spray it
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:36:21 GMT No. 25773295
>>25773289 also this
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:37:06 GMT No. 25773303
>>25773287 Stinky dirty brownoid
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:37:10 GMT No. 25773305 >>25773311
>>25773267 Toilets are literally not designed for pissing standing up. That's what pissoirs are for. Toilets have been from the very beginning made for sitting down.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:37:39 GMT No. 25773309
Just admit you piss in the sink, Bernd.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:37:56 GMT No. 25773311
>>25773305 Nobody got urinals at home so they all piss in the toilet
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:38:11 GMT No. 25773314 >>25773322 >>25773372
It's a thing among mohammedans But among wectern men it's a sign of being buckbroken by women with penis envy
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:39:42 GMT No. 25773322 >>25774233
>>25773314 It's a sign of hygiene and being able to understand fluid dynamics
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:42:09 GMT No. 25773345
Poland at 27%? I refuse to believe that
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:43:55 GMT No. 25773358 >>25773366
I always sit at home and always do it standing up when not at home.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:45:19 GMT No. 25773366 >>25773372 >>25773378
>>25773358 >I always sit at home seriously, wtf?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:46:21 GMT No. 25773372
>>25773366 See >>25773314 Probably started with his mother
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:47:10 GMT No. 25773378 >>25773388
>>25773366 Less cleaning. I also don't have to turn on the light when I wake up at night and need to piss.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:48:20 GMT No. 25773388 >>25773441
>>25773378 you got shit aim man
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:48:53 GMT No. 25773391 SÄGE!
bullshit map
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:50:13 GMT No. 25773405 SÄGE!
Germany was autistic debile again
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:53:36 GMT No. 25773441
>>25773388 Even if you hit the toilet perfectly it splatters and generates mist. Take an UV light, shine it into your shart room and see everything light up like an Christmas tree you dirty swine
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:54:01 GMT No. 25773446 SÄGE!
tranny
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:54:25 GMT No. 25773451 >>25773476 >>25773517 >>25774093
> not peeing into the bath tub and then optionally quickly washing it down with the shower head
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:56:54 GMT No. 25773476 >>25773493 >>25773505
>>25773451 Good option as well. But you really need to lean into the shower, or the last drops of piss may go on the floor.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:58:15 GMT No. 25773493
>>25773476 1. No 2. So fucking what if?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 19:59:15 GMT No. 25773505
>>25773476 You lean in, then wash your penis with shower handle.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:01:14 GMT No. 25773517
>>25773451 I pee and wash dishes in a bathtub. So much more space vs a toilet and a sink! I can't go back unless there is a girl who can't see me not being normal.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:04:50 GMT No. 25773538
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>pissing while sitting down
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:09:40 GMT No. 25773584
I often sit down for a piss its comfy when drunk or hangover
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:20:33 GMT No. 25773672
>>25773290 True
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:22:35 GMT No. 25773695
i pee standing in the sink
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:27:43 GMT No. 25773741 >>25773755
Subhumans don't mind if urine aerosols land on their toothbrush if they have one.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:29:09 GMT No. 25773755 >>25773775 >>25773784
>>25773741 >keeping your toothbrushes in the bathroom oh no no no imagine all the poop particles
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:31:23 GMT No. 25773775
>>25773755 We know you keep them in a hole in the tree monkey
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:32:40 GMT No. 25773784 >>25773803
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>>25773755 Subhumans don't close the lid before they flush, if they have one.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:33:00 GMT No. 25773785
I can't even properly empty my bladder if I sit. Even after taking a shit I stand up and piss to empty the bladder.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:34:41 GMT No. 25773803
>>25773784 Even if you close it some particles remain
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:35:31 GMT No. 25773810
If you dont sit while pissing at home you are a subhuman.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:36:06 GMT No. 25773821
i piss outside in the back yard when i'm home. even when i have company. being a man has it's privileges.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:42:22 GMT No. 25773870 >>25773908 >>25774128 >>25774274
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How to avoid this?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 20:48:22 GMT No. 25773908
>>25773870 kegals, and avoid peeing whilst you have an erection (point dick downwards).
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:17:21 GMT No. 25774093
>>25773451 >pissing in the tub I did that once at a friends place because toilet was busy. I always did that at home in same situation. He saw it and looked at me with disgust.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:19:53 GMT No. 25774114 >>25774159
i pee in the kitchen sink and poop in the shower with no fucks given. my house. my (no) rules.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:21:38 GMT No. 25774128 >>25774264
>>25773870 Go to a urologist and ask him to fix your enlarged prostate. They have meds for that.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:25:50 GMT No. 25774150
Pissing standing inside of a room is just disgusting.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:27:10 GMT No. 25774159 >>25774163 >>25774216
>>25774114 does it just wash away? isnt it kinda solid?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:27:39 GMT No. 25774163
>>25774159 you mash it with your feet, duh
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:33:55 GMT No. 25774216
>>25774159 i haven't done a solid poo in years due to medication that i'm on. it flows down the drain with the soap and cum.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:38:03 GMT No. 25774233 >>25774293
>>25773322 It's a Sign of lack of masculinity and control over you own body. It's not hard to learn how to pee with no mess, how can't a man do not master a tool he uses at least 2-3 times a day for almost his entire life?!
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:44:56 GMT No. 25774264
>>25774128 What are the symptoms?
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:46:14 GMT No. 25774274 >>25774279
>>25773870 How to fix that literally? I mean when pouring cups
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:46:50 GMT No. 25774277
lmao at polacks
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:47:23 GMT No. 25774279
>>25774274 Visit a dogtor and ask for pills.
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:49:45 GMT No. 25774293
>>25774233 but you can't, it's biology, beside main stream there is constant spray of small piss droplets that go everywhere but since you are adhd macaco, you can't notice it
Bernd Thu, 03 Apr 2025 22:22:48 GMT No. 25774501
Which tampons are you using during these days, sweetheart?
Bernd Fri, 04 Apr 2025 03:19:02 GMT No. 25775754
Once again the toiletcucks are arguing about sitting vs. standing, while the enlightened ones simply do it in the sink and rinse their dicks whenever needed.
Bernd Fri, 04 Apr 2025 03:31:42 GMT No. 25775809
I started sitting down to pee because I was lazy and obese. I'm no longer a fat fuck but I still do it out of habit. r8
Bernd Fri, 04 Apr 2025 06:00:05 GMT No. 25776194 >>25776418
>>25773267 >Sitting pee (while at home!) is the only sensible opinion No? It's simply uncomfortable. Pee standing, then wipe any drops by toilet paper.
Bernd Fri, 04 Apr 2025 07:07:40 GMT No. 25776418
>>25776194 Drops where?
Bernd Fri, 04 Apr 2025 07:27:49 GMT No. 25776477
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Germany YES
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