Sitting pee (while at home!) is the only sensible opinion. Imagine being a subhuman who sprays piss mist which gets generated when the pee hits the ceramic from far above at the wall of his own toilet. Yikes sweaty. We don't do this in Germany.
>>25773267
Toilets are literally not designed for pissing standing up. That's what pissoirs are for. Toilets have been from the very beginning made for sitting down.
>>25773388
Even if you hit the toilet perfectly it splatters and generates mist. Take an UV light, shine it into your shart room and see everything light up like an Christmas tree you dirty swine
>>25773451
I pee and wash dishes in a bathtub. So much more space vs a toilet and a sink! I can't go back unless there is a girl who can't see me not being normal.
>>25773451>pissing in the tub
I did that once at a friends place because toilet was busy. I always did that at home in same situation. He saw it and looked at me with disgust.
>>25773322
It's a Sign of lack of masculinity and control over you own body. It's not hard to learn how to pee with no mess, how can't a man do not master a tool he uses at least 2-3 times a day for almost his entire life?!
>>25774233
but you can't, it's biology, beside main stream there is constant spray of small piss droplets that go everywhere
but since you are adhd macaco, you can't notice it
Once again the toiletcucks are arguing about sitting vs. standing, while the enlightened ones simply do it in the sink and rinse their dicks whenever needed.