these photos were taken in Cornwall

Ebin

>>25763581 look at his little eyebrows :) have you ever seen a dog with such eyebrows?

He's got a weird gait

Based thread Here's my doggo

>>25763604 yeah he has a neurological problem where he cant basically feel his back left leg pretty much my dog is retarded

>>25763607 a very fine hound

It's shedding time I have to mop the floor every day if I don't want to have hair balls everywhere

>>25763618 a most dreadful set of circumstances still, needs must and all that

>>25763618 Get him on Finasteride or it will be over for your dog

>>25763615 Thanks, yours as well. He looks part borzoi, I guess? Or Saluki. One of those wind hound breeds. >>25763622 It's the usual bi yearly routine

>>25763627 100% saluki

>>25763627 look at that dog! completely sat in the arm chair! lucky bugger

>>25763627 you can see it in his eyes he knows how lucky he is to have a master who will allow him to sit in the armchair (heaven to a dog)

two things about salukis 1. they demand to be allowed up on the chair while many dogs will regard it as a blessing to be allowed up on the chair the saluki is used to hundreds of years (if not thousands) of arab bedouin letting them into the tent with the humans and letting them up on the cushion so if you try to stop a saluki from sitting on your chairs you are fighting a losing battle because they are genetically programmed to try to sit up on the cushions with humans 2. they eat human food the arab bedouins used to feed their salukis the same food they ate - salukis didnt get scraps like other dogs, they got a full portion of human food so if you own a saluki be prepared for a dog that WILL demand a seat up on the sofa with you and WILL demand human food it sounds crazy but it is what it is

Dogs require too much attention.

>>25763669 yes they are loyal companions and if you neglect them you are doing wrong just like women as a matter of fact dogs are like women - they need attention and they have small brains

the difference between dogs and women >women you can have sex with them >dogs will love you unconditionally no matter how ugly or stupid or useless you are :)

>>25763674 From a woman's perspective >men will love you unconditionally no matter how ugly or stupid or useless you are >dogs you can have sex with them

>>25763681 lol

I have bought a plane ticket to go to Portugal next month I cant wait :) I hope I will have a great time!

im rocket schwie

>>25763694 This is me at the beach with my dog

>>25763706 >>25763707 these photos and videos were taken in Essex, England

Essex is the greatest place on Earth :)

you just know...

My dog and her favorite toy.

>>25763730 WOW Great colouring.

>>25763729 is that ihor olyksander horobets, who was born on the 27th april 1994?

>>25763736 Yeah from second epoch of Enroth

>>25763749 wow... what a legend

>>25763730 this dog strikes me as the sort of dog who is intensely loyal

>>25763764 Retriever are loyal to anybody who feeds them.

>>25763774 thats better than a saluki, who isnt even loyal to the one who feeds them

>>25763774 >>25763782 honestly, the saluki is the only dog i have ever had who doesnt come to you when you call him, and who demands food and to be let up on the sofa as if its his birthright, and frankly doesnt do a DAMNED FUCKING THING you ever ask him he basically takes the piss out of us and treats us like we are his servants

>>25763787 >treats us like we are his servants sounds like a cat

>>25763787 its like having the King or the Emperor as your dog, and they fucking know it they dont do a fucking thing you ever ask they completely cuck you ive been cucked by my dog

>>25763789 yes, tis true my saluki is like a cat but much bigger and more stupid

Based and britpilled

look at his stupid fucking face

>>25763802 cheers mate look at my dog, he has a Japanese WW2 hat on his head.

>>25763805 what a stupid little cunt of a dog look at him he thinks he's so clever

>>25763805 "oohhh look at me, im a saluki and i get to sit on the sofa cuz im a saluki and im so special" little faggot dog

>>25763805 demonic dog

>>25763805 an absolute BEAST

frankly my dog Roy, who is a saluki, is based

>>25763827 these are photos of my dog exploring Essex

i hope this vermin dies soon

>>25763809 Dont be so harsh, he was bred to be fast, not clever or nice.

give your dog a kiss on the forehead from me

>>25763865 This

>>25763628 looking majestic

>>25763844 wow your dog looks utterly spectacular

>>25763831 shut up frenchie

im gonna delete my thread soon but I just want to say THANK YOU to everyone who posted in my thread

especially you germans I love germany Ich liebe Deutscheland und ich liebe mein Deutschen volk Deutscheland ist uber alles und der Deutschen volk ist ubermensch

If I wasnt Inselscheffen ich willen ich am Deutch

>>25763844 HE is crunching his stick like no tomorrow

i think i know you dont worry the thread is mirrored

>>25764129 hello my south korean mate NO, YOU CANNOT EAT THE DOG no matter how hungry you are the DOG is not for eating!!!!

>>25764131 i know you for real

How do you deal with the fact that the dog will die. And you will have to live for longer withot him than you got to have together? This is why I will never get a dog.

>>25764133 Yes I am from Harlow, ESSEX and I have a law degree and I have a dog which is a Saluki this is what I look like in real life

>>25764138 having your dog die on you is the saddest feeling on earth it is even worse than having your girl break up with you but we endure it cuz we are MEN and not little boys

>>25764133 You probably met me when i pulled my cock out of your mum after I finished shagging her, and i walked into your bedroom and slapped you on your yellow slitty eyed chink face and told you I just had the most wonderful orgasm deep inside your mums yerrow pushy

>>25764145 if you are worthy of doxxing i would but unfortunately i dont find it the world is small lol its not the first time on kc

>>25764148 you couldnt doxx me if you tried you useless faggot

>>25764148 go on, try it do your worst you little chink slitty eyed faggot

>>25764153 we have one thing in common

>>25764144 Will you be saying the same thing after you lost your dog?

>>25764148 you stupid bitch

>>25764156 fuck your yerrow mums pushy

>>25764157 my dog is already dead that dog in my OP? dead. died a year ago this thread is my way of remembering him :)

>>25764157 :)

>>25764157 lmao I undersant being attached to your doggo but this is bordering on mental illness

Fuck smelly shit pumps

>>25764168 Fuck off Kanake

>>25764157 >>25764165 his legs gave out on him just before Christmas in 2023 i had another dog which sadly I dont have on my current device who died in January 2023 we shall forever remember them

>>25764166 im drunk, fuck off

>>25764171 I am more German than you can imagine

>>25764168 ... But enough of my mother and me

I havent even posted my other dog in this thread literally this thread is only about one of my two dogs who I got in 2017 and loved to bits :) but, i couldnt love them as much as they loved each other

>>25764176 you are a cunt

>>25764176 Fuck off Kanake

How many bitches has he knotted? Or do you keep him on a leash like a cuck?

>>25764184 unfortunately when we adopted him (he was a rescue dog, like all my dogs, he would have been killed if we didnt adopt him) he was neutered like a cuck BUT his companion (my other dog which i have not posted) was female. so in a sense he was married. she used to refuse to go on walks if he wasnt there. she loved him possibly more than a woman can love a man. luckily, she died first, cuz she was smarter and would have had a broken heart if he died first. as it happens, he didnt even notice when she died, cuz he is so stupid as you can plainly see from the OP video. look at his stupid saluki face

ok since you all decided to make me feel sad about the fact my dogs are dead, i decided to record this song enjoy

>>25764201 t. HarlowBernd who is of mixed Cornish-Scottish ancestry

>>25764198 >as it happens, he didnt even notice when she died

>>25764205 he was a based retard

>>25764201 bagpipes are a chad way to remember the fallen soldiers

by the way, i have drunk 16 out of my 18 magners cider and i am pissed as a fart and its only 11:30 in the UK and i still have an entire bottle of red wine from Australia

im literally just uploading photos from my phone that i put on my computer in 2023 and havent gotten around to archiving on my backup hard drive yet so i hope you enjoyed this thread that is about my (former) dog

>>25764148 you gonna doxx me yet or what you fucking chink?

ok gonna delete this thread now

>>25764231 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King's_Own_Scottish_Borderers my great grandfathers regiment Private James Wight, from Hawick (Scotland), fought and survived world war one

the British are the only nation in world war one to send BATTLE BAGPIPES into the trenches and across no-mans-land

>>25764231 the Bagpipe provides a morale boosting effect

Legalize dog meat

>>25764254 the companion from fallout 3

>>25764244 Like in "Holdfast Nations At War" where you get a buff if a musician is near you.

>>25764268 the bard provides a buff to health regen, dexterity and endurance

these photos I took in scotland and northumberland commencing hence

never let it be said that HarlowBernd wasnt a loyal scotsman never say "HarlowBernd wasnae ain a Jocks bairns"

this thread is my way of rememberign things that once were but now are not

for we all pass into dust eventually all our struggles all our passions all will be NOTHING in a hundred years or more

we live we eat we shit we fuck we cry we shout and at the end of the day we die

the life of a man is but a flower it grows, it blooms, it withers, it dies

this is now a scottish thread

>>25764268 hahahah honestly man if you knew how many hours i spent back in 2013 playing "line battles" with a "regiment"

>>25764268 i remember playing on jerry-rigged garrysmod servers where you had smoothbore muskets like it was the napoleonic wars but it was on basically some half life 2 mod. "ramboing" was verbotten. you had to follow the commands of some guy on voice chat.

>>25764268 then i found out about mount and blade napoleonic wars and i joined a "regiment" on teamspeak and did the melee drills and twice or thrice a week we did full on battles

>>25764268 in the end I was dedicated enough and went to enough weekly regimental drills that I got promoted to sargeant

COMPANY WILL BY THE LEFT QUICK MARCH THE 2ND LINE INFANTRY WILL ADVANCE ON MY ORDER MAKE READY PRESENT FIRE

>>25764323 zoomers will never know this feeling theyre all on discord getting groomed by trannies the stupid cunts

Pvt Alfred William Parker >Royal Corps of Signals <served in ww2 Pvt James Wight >Kings Own Scottish Bordereres <served in ww1 Pvt John "Brown Ale" >Warwickshire Regiment <served in ww1 my great grandfathers

How many of you lot can say that three out of four great grandfathers fought in ww1 and ww2?

and how many of you can say that your great grandad was such an alcoholic that he got his own nickname? my great grandad was called "Brown Ale Jack" cuz he loved brown ale and was a pisshead

when I get drunk and pissed as a fart, im merely following a family tradition

imagine being such a pisshead that in EAST LONDON in the 1920s and 1930s you got your very own nickname that references the fact you drank a lot of alcohol thats my great grandada veteran of Ypres 1917

this is the oldest branch of my family tree that i have researched that "Thomas Robins" and "Anne Chimowe" are from Cornwall and were born roughly in the very early 1500s during the reign of King Henry VIII

>>25764367 when i say i am cornish, this is who I am referring to

>>25764367 "Woone" woone is a cornish name look up Trewoone https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trewoon >Trewoon is mentioned in the Domesday Book (as Tregoin: held by Hamelin from Robert, Count of Mortain) and is part of the St Mewan Parish and had its own manor known as Hembal Manor Trewoon (/ˈtruən/;[1] Cornish: Trewoon)[2] is a village in south Cornwall, England

>>25764325 F

i am fucking cornish i am fucking scottish and i have had more fights than any of you cunts

so dont fucking bother me dont fucking piss me off i am a celtic man

>>25764379 "woone" means "hill" in cornish

>>25764367 i have traced my ancestry back as far as 1535AD in 1535 King Henry VIII ruled this island with an iron fist

>>25763681 based

this is now a cat thread piss of dog boi

born to herd sheep and mine tin forced to play electronic computer games and scroll twitter

this is what my cornish ancestor looks like His name was Charles Richard Robins and he served in the royal navy in the late 1800s

do any of you have an ancestor who served in the Royal Navy? or whatever your countries equivilent is

my family built the fucking empire and we fought in ww1 and ww2 so no, i wont apologise for anything fuck you and fuck your whole entire bloodline you cunt

18 pack of Magners cidre

i am a son of the british empire AND THIS IS MY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25764431 at 3:20 the beat drops like Nagasaki or Hiroshima

>>25764454 could you destroy this in one sitting? I cant

>>25764440 lmaooooooo, bro has reached the intellectual level of a 70yo pub-corpse

>>25764476 theres no way you can be even remotely physically healthy with such output. You must be closer to death than life.

>>25764485 this is what i look like t. HarlowBernd

>>25764487 Fucking shitskin

I AM BECOME TWINK DESTROYER OF FAGGOTS

>>25764487 So calling you corpse wasnt too far off. Btw, the way your ears are portruding, I can tell you have serious bloodpressure issues.

>>25764491 this is me I am a protestant I am a calvinist I am a Anglican this is the man who is calling you a papist pagan shitskin

>>25764492 No one couldve guessed you are gay

>>25764494 ive got bigger ears than dumbo i can fly with them i reckon use them as gliders

>>25764491 this is what a white person looks like by the way you will never have skin as white as this

>>25764500 anyway, enough attention for the subhuman, enjoy your timely death, lad

>>25764504 shut up you stupid wanker

>>25764505 *whispers* timely death

ok thats too fucked up even for my standards, i shouldnt scare the faggy attentionwhore like that. Sorry lad, Im sure you will have a long, beautiful, faggy life.

>>25764506 Anything a German says, I believe it because they are true white men. Unlike you Celtic shitskin who may be covered in semen, giving you your "white skin". Totally poojeet-tier.

more photos of me look at how white i am look at my muscles

>>25764307 I know where Lothian is but what did Fish mean with "wide boys"?

>>25764528 look at how white I am, papist wog i am a protestant and like all protestants I am white as fuck aryan, actually

>>25764528 I am a fucking PROTESTANT aryan and you you are a papist little faggot wanker shit-skin BROWN

>>25764530 This is a manual labour body. You pride yourself so much yet you are the bottom of the working class. Bruv

>>25764537 im working class as fuck

>>25764537 i am a true brexit geezer

>>25764540 You also seem to poor to eat properly. What is it, a sausage roll a day?

>>25764531 wide boys is a slang term to refer to spivs aka the sort of men who you might have grown up with if you werent such a faggot wanker the sort of men who can source all sorts of illegal contraband. who move in the sort of circles that do robberies and deal drugs.

>>25764542 my diet is 1x bacon egg sandwich 1x packet of McVities digestives 1x mashed potatos with several sausages and a whole tin of beans

>>25764546 Dude you are 30 and sit at the feet of your diabetic parents. You dont even get your own beach towel

>>25764555 im in my mid 20s actually and those photos are from 3 years ago

>>25764551 As nutritionally deficient as your are intellectually and spiritually

>>25764556 holy shit, how did your skin age that badly

>>25764555 and I have a leyton orient beach towel that I payed for with my money from my job in legal services cuz I also have a 2:1 degree in Law from oxford

>>25764560 Law is for absolute retards who cant do anything other than memorize.

>>25764558 >>25764559 you silly little wanker not only have I a law degree and a 6-pack, i also used to have a Saluki you will never know how that feels

this picture is me with a statue of an orangutan

>>25764568 the bucket hat is mine i gave it to the orangutan

>>25764567 You are a strickfigure with bad skin. On top of that, you are unironically homosexual. And your dog looks unhappy and sick.

this is a photo of me drunk driving yes, this is a photo of me COMMITING A CRIME!!!! CALL THE COPS!! >whats that on your ear a zoot. a spliff. a rolled up cannabis joint. i smoked weed and drove whilst drinking cider down the motorway in my car cuz i am ballsy and i am brave you are little pussy bitches compared to me

>>25764579 i have balls of steel i have had real life fights four of them and i carry a knife i have been stabbed and i have stabbed people

when you fucking wankers joke about England and how we dont have a "knife licence" just picture this man and remember I have had more in real life fights than you have had hot dinners my first was when I was 11 the next was when I was 23 I had two more fights when i was 25

ill fucking do any one of you utter fucking arsewipes

ESPECIALLY THAT GUATAMALAN he pisses me off

>>25764579 Nice but why Thatchers instead of god tier Henry Westons @ 8,2% ABV

>>25764589 henry westons is delectable personally if I could I would drink merrydown the tescos near liverpool street station sells merrydown near the checkout if you're feeling lucky

>>25764579 this photo was taken on the M5 motorway from London to Bristol and i was smoking weed and drinking cider the entire drive cuz i dont even care

bunch of fucking faggots you lot

>>25764594 I do the same thing on the Finland (also on a modorway) when I drive back home from work. I also don't care but I do pour my cider into a water bottle because most finns are detestable fucking snitches.

>>25764603 To add to this I once got the cops called on me drinking cider on the wheel but thanks to me being a big guy my blood alcohol level wasn't enough to get charged with DUI so I got off scot free.

>>25764603 do you smoke weed this is a photo of a big bag of weed i smoked WE SMOKE BIG WEED out here in Essex yard

this is another photo of me when i used to go to the gym three times a week

>>25764652 when you see an "incel" "bernd" posting this is what he looks like btw

>>25764652 the "pump" is visible

when i tell you i will fight you and i have had fights, i am not joking

im BRITISH

this is me at Stonehenge

>in ancient times lived a race >of druids... <no one knows who they were <or... >what they were doin'

>>25764644 Every single day, when I work remotely I even smoke while working. I don't actually do any work when I'm remote, I just keep my stats up. My boss is a lazy cunt and he only checks my stats and not if I've done any actual work.

>>25764699 fucking bazed work smart, not hard working hard is for germans working smart is for geezers

>>25764703 Tbh at this point I wish he'd check my actual worklog and fire me, at least then I'd be motivated to find a new job I'd at least be interested in. But until then I'm gonna keep playing videogames while high on the clock :DD

>>25764709 crack on my son maybe he likes having you on his payroll a sort of lucky charm a talisman, as you will peradventure you provide a morale boosting affect that is worth employing you to puff the sweet shiny leaf

these are videos of my dog :)

>>25764745 As you can see, i used to have a right old laugh sticking my finger in my dogs mouth when he yawned his little dog brain would go >i need to yawn >*yawn* <ERM... WAHT THE FUCK!!?!?! <MY MASTER PUT HIS FINGER IN MY MOUTH <I CANNOT BITE MY MASTERS FINGER!!! so basically i ruined my dogs yawn for a laugh

>>25764745 He was a very good boi and he had a very funny haircut.

>>25764760 Dankeschon mein bruder

i hope all of you who still have dogs really appreciate them my dogs are dead i hope you give your dogs lots of belly rubs and pats and snuggle them and give them treats my dogs dont get rubs or snuggles or treats anymore

>>25764793 I wish I had a big big yard to run a doggo around in, if I did I'd get a border collie Would be fun having a really smart doggo

>>25764802 I used to have a border collie another rescue dog we had him from 2006 to 2011 he was the goodest little dog i ever had he was smart. he would jump on the sofa (wasnt allowed) when we were out of the house then when he heard the keys jingle in the lock to the front door he would jump down he was a very spectacular little dog

>>25764810 this is what he looked like

>>25764652 Is that the peak of Anglo genetics? No wonder you sissies get mogged by niggers and mohammeds. What a bunch of sissified weaklings

>>25764818 fuck off wog

>>25764823 PM Starmer told me to stay to bring diversity to your country. He said I must annoy white fascist evil Nazi men to make them seethe, as they are the real problem. Remember Anglo, diversity is your strength

>>25764838 oh shut the fuck up you little shitskin

>>25764840 I will report you to Scotland Yard for your racist comment on me. You have just hurt my feefies and I will make sure you get locked in a prison for your racist fascist actions against the poor third world people

>>25764845 YOU ARE A BLOODY CHEEKY MONKEY

>>25764845 >racist racism is good racism defends white people from the brown race who means us harm and wants to torture and destroy us

this is a video of me playing the guitar

>>25764876 No it isn't. Racism is a bad thing as PM Starmer told me so. White people are fascist racist nazis that must be dealt with asap before they reinstate Nazism again. All Anglican churches should be converted into Hindu temples and mosques. Evil racist fascist white people have no place in a culturally enriched society like the UK

>>25764890 this is my own tune that i invented there is no tune like it i came up with it no one ever played a tune like it it is my tune

>>25764906 can you actually fuck off and die you annoying papist little shit?

>>25764906 you DIRTY fucking PAPIST you fucking ROMAN CATHOLIC cunt

>>25764890 this is my original tune that I invented

>>25763627 nice coat. what a beautiful nigger.

>>25764890 this is how protestantism sounds

>>25764926 I am a protestant

>>25764890 give me a song to learn

>>25763681 wow an actual funny german post

>>25764934 this is me with a cigarette up my nose and then this is me sitting on a tree branch

>>25764934 this is me with a cigarette up my nose and then this is me sitting on a tree branch

>>25764917 >>25764913 Please stop your fascist racist comments right now. I will tell PM Starmer you have been posting fascist frogs on the Kohlchan and you know very well those are a threat to national security

>>25764945 we won the war against you catholics

>>25764947 A war that happened 400 years ago. This time racist fascist white people will be exterminated for their nazi actions against the poor Muslims and Hindus. You must open your borders to atone for the sins of your evil Nazi ancestors. PM Starmer is looking for you right now

>>25764959 this is my honest reaction to that

>>25764959 this is me throwing a nazi salute

>>25764959 >>25764965 look at how white I am not like you shitskins my ancestors are aryan vikings and medieval knights

>>25764959 SIEG HIEL o/

>>25764962 >>25764965 >>25764969 >>25764972 Thank you for compiling enough evidence of your Nazi activities. These antisemitic displays will not be tolerated and we will Nuremberg you for your fascist racist white activities.

>>25764979 i am a nazi i am a skinhead im from HARLOW ESSEX go on, report me to the police cuz youre too fucking scared to come here in person

>>25764979 youve got a visa youve got a big mouth come on cunt, see what happens i dare you to come to the UK i will fuck you up

>>25764934 this is a good tune to learn

>>25764979 i will smash you to pieces you little wanker i will connect a fucking claw hammer to your skull i will smack you with the business end of a telescopic baton i will behead you with an axe i will stab you in your neck and ribs with a knife

>>25764979 you dirty papish rat i will obliterate you

>>25764979 you filthy fucking catholic

>>25764890 this is MY tune i call it "Protestantism"

i fucking hate catholics

>>25764890 this is MY FUCKING TUNE i dedicate it to my dog :)

>>25764890 this is my dog's song :) this is the Anthem of the English Saluki

>>25765039 thats usa

>>25765045 no, this is Essex in ENGLAND this is what our country looks like

>>25765045 this is england mate

>>25765054 no thats bumfukc out of nowhere state in usa that snows

>>25765055 no, its essex

>>25765055 it does snow in England

>>25765057 ass x the name suggests its inveted by silly wasp in usa so its usa

>>25765055 Those are photos i took while walking my dog and while driving to work in 2022 you can even see the wing mirror of my car in the last picture

>>25764994 You are getting culturally enriched. It is nice to see anglos adopting the peaceful and ancient traditions of foreigners

>>25765063 >>25765066 what the fuck is wrong with you two

>>25765068 must be a BROWN thing cuz im white and i havent got a clue what the hell you two are dithering on about

>>25764890 the best thing in this video is you can see my dog :) look at my guitar look at the reflection that black shadow is my dog :)

>>25765064 you drive left? usa

>>25765085 no, im driving on the right

>>25765086 or on the left americans drive on the right

>>25765085 AMERICANS DRIVE ON THE RIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT yes you are right i do drive on the left hence i am british

this is a retarded thread deleting now