I loved English kid's cartoons when I was younger.

Greetings father, I've heard you're unwell.

Every part of British empire is based except for england

not welcome but also not welcome in a sort of twilight zone of no-mans land but i still want them to enjoy my thread >Portugal >Spain >Holland >Germany >Russia >Italy >Austria because we had wars in the past, didnt we? but you're still better than dreadful france

>>25762832 >not welcome but also not welcome i am a fucking retard

not welcome but also slightly welcome in a sort of twilight zone of no-mans land but i still want them to enjoy my thread >Portugal >Spain >Holland >Germany >Russia >Italy >Austria because we had wars in the past, didnt we? but you're still better than dreadful france

>>25762834 Freudian slip.

>his king doesn't have to pay taxes still meanwhile I do, in a country that was supposedly about avoiding taxes My country is a lie compared to yours.. I can never recover from this.

Sat-in-the-corner-scratching-their-arse-then-sniffing-their-fingers tier >Switzerland >Sweden >Denmark >Ireland >Greece >Poland

>>25762841 the pride of the nation

Britain doesn't have an empire. It lost it, because Brits are feeble. Now you are "small island". Scotland will leave soon as well.

>>25762851 thanks for this ruined my holiday

>>25762851 and what, pray tell, is the maximum extend of the Finnish empire? A single corner shop in Sweden owned by Perkele Satana?

>>25762865 In defense of Finland that is not his problem, it is however your problem due to the nature of you losing an empire, and thus he will always be able to mock you for this for Finland had nothing to lose.

>>25762844 isn't it funny? when i said that the 1776 rebellion was a mistake, you all laughed at me well... you're not laughing now are you?

>>25762876 at least we used to rule over those shitskins when poland and germany and italy and spain are getting colonised by indians and pakis and niggers, you dont say a word because theyre not fashionable but when Britain is getting reverse-colonised, you cannot stop shouting from the rafters about it but at least we conquered and used to rule over them. one hundred or two hundred years ago, all the indians and pakis and niggers used to be subjects of the British, and in many ways they still are, since they want to live here so much

>>25762877 It was like that Aesop Fable about the Frogs and their King or whatever

>>25762882 wow, you are really intelligent and wise for referencing an Aesop fable even though I explicitly stated that you *arent* welcome in my British thread because of your profligacy and sedition, I still admire and appreciate this post of yours

this is my dog which is a Saluki

>>25762885 Because really it was just choosing one ruler over another, from over the pond to the homebase. It did not make much of a difference, as the Federalists (whose ideas largely won out) wanted to mimic your country.

more photos of my dog which is a saluki

I'm not welcome in your British Empire threda? Fine, I didn't want to be in here anyway. RUDE. t. Former colonist turned GIGACHAD #1 ARMY IN THE WORLD

>>25762901 you are traitors

>>25762901 We are not welcome, I'm afraid, it is time to leave..

>>25762903 go on fuck off get out of it!

my dog again, as it were

>>25762904 I'll only leave once you sing me a rousing rendition of God Save the Queen

>>25762908 > God Save the Queen erm... its God save the King actually what, are you still stuck in 2022?

>yanks dont even know what year they are in lol, lmfao even

>>25762910 Wait, does the national anthem change when the monarch changes every time?

>>25762913 its called being a proper country and not a seditious little jumped up republic that is an upstart and barely even 250 years old

>>25762916 :DDDDDD Ok I'm happy now. Cheers, enjoy your empire threda (or whats left of it (the empire, not the threda)) Bye now

>>25762921 yeah fuck off you little turd

Britland is a fallen empire, the only redeeming factor is you don't mutilate your dicks.

>>25762925 our penis is more natural and aesthetic than your penis

>>25762926 I never asked for this.

>>25762929 You are embarrassing us in front of this good gentleman who is clearly winning the argument, please let us leave, to save our graces.

>>25762929 this is what Britain looks like you really decided to rebel from this? lol, lmfao even

>>25762933 i cannot believe you americans really thought you were better than this

>>25762815 England could be a german conzentrationcamp for our warindustry ,simply remove the idiots and your 3rd world scumbags , polish your shoes and turn up at work at 4 am

>>25762941 nah fuck that we already had the worlds largest empire and launched a satalite into space with our own home-made rocket in 1971 theres nothing else to do now we've completed the real life game of Civilisation all we do now is drink alcohol, watch cricket matches and take our dogs for a walk in the countryside we've completed Humanity

>Human Civilisation conquer more land than anyone else and send a rocket into space with your own industry? already done it mate cheers

world's largest empire in human history? >Britain. sent a rocket carrying a payload of a satellite that you built yourself? >1971 job done.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Arrow https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prospero_(spacecraft) the UK has never been to spa-

also a gentle reminder that we have nuclear weapons and nuclear submarines we are actually in fact the only country on Earth who has used nuclear submarines in war we sunk that faggot papist Argentinian ship during the Falklands War

>>25762950 no, you have lost . I used to work in England ( scum-ford , britbong steelfactory ) and it`s like a 24/7 monty python video. talk to an english man, 3 seconds later : "huhu Blitzkrieg but we won " . NO , you have been part of an alliance . without masonic soviet power you would have been broke after Dünkirchen and you know it . it`s all over now - your niggerpakisdildowokeshitskins rule and you are happy about that . Russia and Germany will unite their industry by 2046 and than we will invade China and send a robot army to africa. and we will have automatic auschwitzcamps . but : the britbongs can live under the Rule of the Reichsarbeitsministerium . you guys never understood the aim of the masonic upperclass - thats why things never change for you

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Conqueror_(S48) >Conqueror is the only nuclear-powered submarine to have engaged an enemy ship with torpedoes, sinking the cruiser General Belgrano during the 1982 Falklands War >Conqueror is the only nuclear-powered submarine in the world ever to have engaged an enemy ship with torpedoes, sinking the cruiser ARA General Belgrano with two Mark 8 torpedoes during the 1982 Falklands War.

>>25762972 so what -

>>25762971 the art of warfare is deception t. Sun Tsu the secret to warfare is this >Choosing the right allies

>>25762974 the problem with you Germans is you cannot into deception, cuz your autism makes you be truthful 24/7 the other problem with you Germans is your autism alienates anyone who might be your ally, leaving you with no other option than to form alliances with shitty countries like Japan and Italy essentially, your country has autism and that is why you lost WW2

the human race and it's everlasting desire to conquer land and explore the galaxy? completed it mate. done it without even trying.

Dieu et mon droit

>>25762982 you arent welcome. read the OP.

>>25762976 you have lost . India was able to get rid of the britbongs - and the indian upperclass still kisses Adolfs feet because theay understood that getting rid of britbong is only faisable with a big war in Europe . China started its modern industry - have a guess- with VW welding and contruction tech in 1978 . at least you have a King . and he is german by definition

>>25762985 india speaks English, not french or spanish

>>25762982 "ich dien" .....

>>25762984 Brown migrants aren't welcome either but that doesn't stop them in the least. I just wanted to pop down to check on how our ex-vassal state is doing. How's the spice trade? The East India Company?

>>25762986 no they speak bingbong masallawallahllala

>>25762986 most britbongs don`t speak english but somekind of manchester slang

>>25762988 i will say this now if it wasnt for George Rodney and his masterful stroke at the Battle of the Saintes where he innovated the tactic of breaking the line https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Saintes you French would have taken our empire from us and we would be a second rate country like Italy or Spain but, luckily for us, God was on the side of the Protestants that day

>>25762979 Waffen SS never surrendered to anyone

>>25762815 lmao

>>25763008 Brazil never ever went to war with Britain, and actually Brazil was a friendly port and allowed our ships to repair during the wars against France

>>25762979 Adolf never wanted a full scale war against England - for some strange reasons. Biggest mistake was to allow drug addicted fools like Göring to operate the airforce. Instead of dev. Me 262 and Arado E 555 in the late 30s , they had hundresd of prototypes .....

>>25763020 he was a good guy. to be honest if he and Germany waited literally 5 more years they could have had V2 rockets, the STG-44 (first assault rifle in human history) and several other advantages. But, Hitler and Germany's problem was they were too eager and went off "half cocked" as we used to say. So, its bad luck mate.

>>25763020 Germany had a real shot at taking over the world, but they jumped the starting gun with their enthusiasm. Should have waited. the third art of war after >Deception >Alliances is Timing

>Deception >Alliances >Timing this is the secret to being successful at war you should remember this if you ever want to fight

>>25763027 Adolf was an ordinary private with strange ideas how to fight a war . Developpement of V 1 , V 2 and jet fighter tech in some bunkers in the german far east would have been smarter . also italy scrrewed up everything . after the Blitzkrieg in France it would have been cheaper and better to have many small bunkers almost everywhere instead of huge bunkers at the beach .some barbed wire on a 10m fence would stop any parachuter - therefor : no invasion .

>>25763031 this is the secret to our success every important battle and war we ever fought came down to >deception - tricking the enemy into thinking theyre so strong that they have us beat and we dont have a chance so they shouldnt even bother this saved our arses in so many situations against the french in the 1700s, against the germans in 1940 >Alliances - get your "friends" to do your dirty work we got the Prussians to fight our enemies in the 7 years war and we got the yanks and the russians to do our dirty work in WW1 and WW2 >Timing need I say more?

>>25763051 yeah Italy was a massive disaster for you cuz they dragged you into the balkands/Mediterranean where we had the advantage when if you werent allies with SHITALY you wouldnt never have bothered also Japan was a terrible ally. Not only were they deceptive and secretly not on your side, they also went full retard and launched an attack on the worlds largest economy - the USA - without any hope of winning so yeah, if Germany wasnt so proud as to think they could defeat Britain with mere bombings instead of a full Blitzkreig land invasion (which we totally feared and had no way of preventing) and if Germany wasnt allies with shithouse faggot countries like Italy and Japan you would have won WW2 gg bro

>>25763031 in England , there is no "we" - it`s the working class fighting for the masonic upperclass - prove me wrong - the ordinary britbong died for "democracy" and (if he survived the war ) he came back in his class - centered society , late : margeret thatcher and so on .

>>25763071 nah we didnt fight for democrap we fought for our honour which is much more important and the King is necessary, as a figurehead. we did kill our king once (CROMWELL) but then brought the King back again cuz we realised having a republic is cringe

im a cowboy

>>25763086 erm... based?

Is King Charles going to be okay bros?

C

>>25763098 who cares CHARLES OUT get based William on the throne for the next 50 years

>>25763101 highly based of you to post this

>>25763067 Dönitz ( U-Boot Commander knew : " 1000 submarines in order to stop the material supply " AND Walther-Boot developpement ( dives much longer than XII C type boats . at the end of the day it`s almost impossible to win vs us industry capacity , therefor only a most effective U-boot war is the was to victory - Adolf refused to destroy us ships unless the us is officially at war with us - big mistake . also the Bismarck commander was an idiot - he had the chance to escape into some bad weather - instead torpedo bombers had the chance to damage the rudder system. with a fleet of strato Bombers Arado E 555 it would have been possible to bomb the us support in the russian far east without us support the soviets had lost in 1942 -

>>25763103 we want Prinz (my Wehrmachtsuniform ) Harry

>>25763112 he is a racemixing crypto-yank faggot shame, cuz he used to be based

>>25763108 the moment the yanks entered the war it was gg's for you WW2 was really about who could get the yanks on their side first and lucky for us we did

>>25763114 I never understood why he wants to marry this shitskin . maybe he takes drugs :-)

>>25763117 the masonic aim of ww2 was : get rid off an industrial competitor . and ? here we are . we compare with the us and Japan . england is a german profit center if things work well OR it will be an indian colony . masonic bbc shows us Brixton with it`s "culture" .

vid related was the state of the British home defences in 1940 literally old WW1 veterans with broomsticks pretending theyre guns if the Germans invaded us in 1940 we would have been fucked and surrendered but, they chickened out / thought they had already won so didnt bother

>>25763137 you had a good chance and a proper pop at us but, you fumbled the bag sorry mate, i wouldnt have minded if you won but we werent exactly gonna roll over and go tits up like Holland and Denmark did

>>25763138 Adolf was anti bolchewist - not anti english . His pol. skill and geopol. skills was limited . if he had been shot in 1939 Rommel and Dönitz would have been in charge .

>>25763150 Rommel was a gangster. my great grandad Alfred William Parker (God rest his soul) fought in North Africa against Rommels Afrika Corps and frankly they were the greatest german corps in the whole war. We're lucky to have won at Tobruk. though, if Italy wasnt so shit, they could have defeated us on germany's behalf and you could have properly focused on the USSR

ill say it again, if Germany didnt ally with faggot weak pathetic countries like Italy and Japan, they would have won the war Romania was alright. Romanians actually helped the Germans in WW2 which is rare for a German ally

>>25763148 ww2 and it`s result is almost irrelevant today . now with Putin being in charge many nato generals think : "ok - general Patton was right - let`s rush to monskau with SS and Wehrmacht . now the anglos face a postsoviet gangster pol.system . killing bolchewism in the first place would have been smart . but : when Putin is gone we will have gas for thr next 10000 years and we will invest in Russia . China will stop the yanks in asia and Australia - the chinese study ww2 and all the mistakes we made .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Tobruk Allied strength >27,000 Axis strength >35,000 result: Allied victory

>>25763165 Oh well. i honestly couldnt give a shit. as far as i am concerned the world is done for. theres no point. we've completed it. I literally just chill, drink, smoke, and wait for the Second Coming of our lord Jesus everything that was important and mattered is in the past now >muh space! who cares >muh A.I.! who cares >muh transhumanism (artificial wombs, gene editing of the embryo/feotus) who cares >muh Nuclear fission! who cares

>>25763160 ww2 is still a big topic in England. Everytime I travel to England people talk about "how to win the war" ^^

>>25763166 Wow

everything that ever mattered is in the past and everything in the future is cringe and nothing compared to the halcyon days of ancient greece, ancient rome, medieval europe and the age of empires

all we can honestly do is drink, enjoy women (they are turbo-sluts in the 21st century) and enjoy good music everything that ever mattered is dead and buried

>>25763185 That video is really emblematic of Britain - a stagnant, demented, geriatric walking corpse.

>>25763188 yeah, we love it. you gave us a better fight than any frenchman or spaniard ever did. Napoleon and Charles V have nothing on Hitler and the Kaiserf.

>>25763202 or - a wisened sage druid who sings the ancient songs of this fabled land a bard of King Arthur and his Knights of the round table a minstrel of Robin Hood a jester and merry-maker of Jolly Old England

>>25763185 history goes on for ever. there is no "end of history " ( this debate was 20 years ago - like : " we will all live in a quasi - yankee world forever - no . there is high tech India on the doorstep , China with its copy paste navy is near Taiwan , they shuffle the cards now and by 2036 we will see a huge conflict in Asia

>>25763209 No, it's just an old man hanging onto a long-gone glory.

>>25763210 i repeat again who cares? ok. imagine china wins. do you think us white people/europeans will become like niggers? do you think all our scientific advances will disappear? literally. what matters anymore? we already did everything that matters. >CHINA will go to mars first! >CHINA will produce the first genetically mastered super-humans >CHINA will create the first A.I. supercomputer who fucking cares? what does it matter?

>>25763213 BUT we do have a glory what does germany have? any colonies? does Japan, America, China, Africa speak German? Or do they speak English?

Yes, England's best days are behind her But her best days are better than France, Spain or Germany's

>>25763203 yes , my former britbong neighbor ( who was an old man ) in the 90 had loads of books about ww2. One day : "come quick , there is a war movie on tele ...." " and : who is winning ? " "don`t know, the movie is about to begin " ^^

>>25763227 LOL

>>25763227 old geezers are the best i post in the chatango of a sports stream website and all the old boys there are in their 80s it's good to enjoy old things. new things are rarely as good as old things.

more photos of my dog, a saluki

>>25763226 no. Germany had to fight hundreds of wars , due to some psy.op influence of the frankfurt school the elite wants us Germans to have a bad conscience, i do not care about . there is no "german guilt" this is a sickening fiction invented by anti german intellectuals

>>25762986 >>25763222 Why are you proud of every moron speaking your language, and dragging it down?

the saluki is an ancient breed they have found mummified salukis in the tombs of egyptian pharoahs the arabs, who as muslims famously hate dogs, will make exception for salukis who they call "noble hounds" and let rest on cushions in their tents in the deserts the saluki is the fastest dog on earth, not only in sprint, but in marathon, for the saluki can run for miles in the desert to bring down their traditional prey - the gazelle

>>25763244 >>25763248 look at my dog isnt he clever?

>>25763255 Cute

here are some more photos i have saved on my device

>>25763244 never have guilt nothing to be ashamed of the only shame you should have as Germans is that you didnt go further and use your time more to your advantage in the late 1800s and early 1900s

>>25763267 i dont feel fucking guilty about the British Empire i feel proud did we genocide natives? Yes. did we act in a chauvanistic and prejudiced way? Yes. and fucking proud of it

if we didnt, the FRENCH would have and that cannot be allowed

>>25763251 saluki's are easily the fastest strongest dog on earth and they know it theyre proud little buggers

>>25763222 oh ...many things . a flight to the moon with Wernhers rocket ; tons of high tech blueprints , german philosophy , our toolmachines ....it fills a library . as I said : China understood in 1978 that the VW production strategy is the way to success - and NOW they have a skilled 400 mio middle class willing to fight the us .... it`s a long term thing . it`s not about muhu my spitfire is faster than your Me 109 .... the tech outcome of ww2 was the entrance ticket for a modern world . only narrow minded people talk like : "no more wars , oh muhu " - that is nonsense .we have a modern world due to the wars of the past . when a german metal expert showed to the sea lord how to make precision holes in a brass barrel , the brits have been able to destroy the armada . it`s all about new tech and new skills

Greetings. How is my favorite Norman colony?

>>25763290 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Backfire_(World_War_II) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Surgeon >A list of 1,500 German scientists and technicians was created, with the goal of forcibly removing them from Germany ("whether they like it or not") We stole your scientists and fucking proud of it they were too clever to let into the enemy's hands

>>25763293 read the OP you arent welcome

>>25763293 No French No United Faggot states of Shartica them's the rules

https://thekidshouldseethis.com/post/the-arabian-saluki-one-of-the-fastest-dogs-on-the-planet https://oxford-stadium.co.uk/blog/can-a-saluki-outrun-a-greyhound/ >While the Greyhound is credited as being the fastest dog breed up to distances of around 800 metres (2,600 ft), the Saluki is thought to be faster over longer distances. In 1996, The Guinness Book of Records listed a Saluki as being the fastest dog, capable of reaching a speed of 68.8 km/h (42.8 mph)

>>25763320 there is a reason i post so often about the Saluki it isnt just cuz my dog is a saluki its cuz they are the FASTEST and STRONGEST and OLDEST dog on the planet

>>25762841 British nonce catching is entertaining but lacks the pure visceral thrill of its American counterpart.

>>25763330 nah yanks and russians turn the sport and art of nonce hunting into a cringe bloodsports it's about subtlety

>>25763335 British NB (Nonce Bashing) really just amounts to humiliating tha mentally ill. If we really want to correct their behavior they need more than just public humiliation.

>>25763290 >german philosophy fucking cringe the Scottish enlightenment shits on your german philosophy what did your philosophy get you? losing 2 world wars? lol

>>25763267 the Reich as a pol. concept came up late ( compared to the rest of Europe ) we had Bavaria , Prussia and loads of other small and smaller "kingdoms" no way to organize a huge army . french kings invaded the Pflaz region and destroyed everything , Napoleon came and no frog feels guilty . the eternal war against the white man was ONLY possible IF Germany is destroyed . the bolchewist pol.concept is based on marxism - and where is Marx now ? in London . those who think : "the white man is done " ...are wrong . Today we have a russian madman and maybe after Putin somebody worse than P. therefor : war does never end . in a world with limited rescources there will allways be somekind of distribution conflict .the leftwinged churches in Germany keeps telling me : "feed the poor niggers in Africa" . but why ? they keep breeding niggers and so do the indians . and china although they had a one child pol in the 70s/ 80s . what we brought to the world is not only modern math and modern toolmachines but also chemistry , industrial concepts and most innovations . without ww2 and ww1 we would live probably in a steam punk society

>>25763290 > our toolmachines > tons of high tech blueprints we invented steam power, the jet engine, trains (locomotives on rails) also, we discovered and formulated the equations for Electromagnetics (Faraday, Maxwell), the electron (JJ Thompson) and the atomic nucleus (Ernst Rutherford) nothing you ever did compares to that

>>25763358 ask my chinese student about a brit . perspective in the 21st cent. I have to work now

>>25763372 I had this discussion 30 years ago . read a book my friend

>>25763365 We discovered and formulated Electromagnetism that alone completely BTFOs anything your country ever did

>>25763358 ihr seid nach wie vor technisch und intellektuell unterlegen , den 2. Weltkrieg habt ihr gewonnen weil die deutsche Führung sehr viele Fehler gemacht hat - nicht weil ihr besonders schlau wart . weiterhin viel Spaß auf KC

>>25763380 Blödsinn

>>25763374 >>25763377 We discovered Electricity/Electromagnetism and we discovered nuclear physics sorry German. its a British world that you merely exist in.

>>25763389 >>25763392 I dont speak German. Ich nicht spreken sie Deutsch.

not only did we have the worlds largest empire and win both world wars, and sent a rocket into space to deliver a payload of a satalite (that we made ourselves) we also discovered and formulated electromagnetism and nuclear physics funny, isnt it?

>>25762815 >British Empire Is this the 19th century larp treda?

>>25763410 i guess it is

>>25763414 ok, carry on then. if you have a loicense for it

>>25763418 DONT FUCKING ASK ME FOR MY LICENCE YOU CUNT

as i said the UK has already won the game of human civilisation there is nothing else left to do now >space >a.i. >transhumanism who gives a flying fuck

>>25763394 ja , ich sehe schon - du bist genauso unbelehrbar wie meine englischen Studenten - ich verargumentiere hier keine historischen Fakten mehr auf kc, das ist mir zu anstrengend - weil jeder britbong mit den immergleichen Irrtümern um die Ecke kommt - aber : glaube was du willst - mach dich gerne zum Idioten :-)

Ay yo what's good, fellow subjects of the crown

>>25763433 jahwol ich sprechen kliene deutsch die deutschen ist nicht inselschaffen die deutschen ist untermensch inselschaffen ist ubermensch

>>25763394 schau mal bei Otto Hahn nach du Vogel ^^

>>25763438 du ist eine neger

>>25763435 Erm... basiert?

>>25763439 ich esse keine neger - die verfüttere ich an meine englischen Studenten

meine koenig ist saxe-couberg-gotha er ist deutschen und meine volk ist deutchen, mittel jahren ist

>>25763446 schisse dumkopft

>>25763448 häng dich auf nigger

>>25763449 NEGER nicht "nigger" kankerismus nicht-inselchaffen

ich spreken kliene deutsch

you dirty fucking war-losing faggot kraut wankers

guess who is about to delete this thread in a few minutes?

>>25763468 queen mum

england >england <england england england england

>>25763473 i miss her

I miss my dog.

this is my dog wearing a WW2 cloth cap as if he was an officer in the Japanese Army

as a British man i have a lot of sympathy with the Japs >island nation >drinks tea >polite culture >colonial ambitions

>>25763511 I always wondered if the Japs think ofbus in the same way we think of them

>>25763408 Gravity The internet Time Modern Jews Trousers Moustaches Communism -All creations of Great and Glorious Albion!

HELP i have just accidently had massive dihareeah shits in my pants

i am english and i just browned my trousers

>>25763513 the japanese love us they want to move to the UK more than any other nation

>>25763548 Japan -> UK -> Canada -> Japan -> UK etc.

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